#this didn’t happen in not playing my aarakocra atm but GOD this’d be so funny

[dishonored-pendletwin]

Baldur’s Gate Guard: “Sorry sir, your dog is far larger than a peacock. I cannot allow you to bring it into the city!”

Guy: “Ah but you see, my dog is in fact smaller than a peacock!” *points to my peacock aarakocra, Rye*

Rye: 👋😄

#this didn’t happen in not playing my aarakocra atm but GOD this’d be so funny #she just shows up to BG and fucks over the law AND the breeders #now to convince one of my dm friends to run Decent so I can play her for this exact reason #oc: Rye #descent into avernus #baldurs gate