Tumgik
#this all feels unreal
justgivemeabookplease · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
3K notes · View notes
dubblebubbleibuprofen · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
It’s God, isn’t it?
1K notes · View notes
moonsun2010 · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
The End.
Thank you for reading Dracula Daily!
6K notes · View notes
naffeclipse · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
I am so incredibly stunned and honored to see that Sleuth Jesters won both angstiest fic and most dramatic fic!!! I can't express how much this means to me. I'm completely floored and overwhelmed in the best way possible, and I cherish each and every one of you who has read my works. Thank you. Your support inspires me so much. I wish I could do something grand as a big thank you, but I hope that the little SJ MerMay one-shot I'm working on will suffice!
Until next time. ♥
1K notes · View notes
cattimeswithjellie · 2 months
Text
The First Rule
So just a reminder to everybody: the first rule of Hermitcraft fandom on any platform is DO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE TO THE HERMITS!
I will repeat it for anyone who was skimming the first time.
DO NOT BE AN ASSHOLE TO THE HERMITS!
I'm not sure why this is so hard for some people, especially on Twitter and Reddit, but we on Tumblr are not immune either. The Hermits are people and they are artists and they are entertainers. They are not your punching bags, their are not your parasocial therapists, and they are not mouthpieces for your political causes! Using them for any of these things is NOT OKAY.
The mental health of all the Hermits would probably be improved if they could just go completely private on their social media, only engage with their real-life friends and people they like, but they can't. Social media engagement is required for their work. That means that bellying up to the comment section and demanding they agree with your political opinions is like doing that to the barista at your coffeeshop while they're trying to pull you an espresso. It's totally inappropriate, it's bullying (especially in large numbers) and it's not going to get you what you want, if what you want is good Hermitcraft.
If you want to strike on your blog, that's fine. If you want to try and have nuanced political discussions on a format that only rewards lightning-fast bite size takes, no matter how bad they are, go for it. But the moment, the very instant you start badgering other people to do the same, you're wrong and you need to stop. This applies _especially_ when you know that the people you're badgering are reliant upon their social media for their livelihood. Nobody ever became morally good from what they do on Twitter or Reddit or Tumblr or Tiktok, but a hell of a lot of people have become worse.
352 notes · View notes
lavfeyson · 7 months
Text
hozier made a mistake dropping unreal unearth so soon after good omens season two… look what you’ve done to the people, andrew
654 notes · View notes
unorcadox · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
I wake up and think to myself: “I want to spend the rest of my life with you.”
I hope you do too.
510 notes · View notes
gnomewithalaptop · 3 months
Text
Transcendence AU Dash Simulator GO!!!
31 notes
Tumblr media
🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow
okay but actually block me if you ship mizcor -- 'hurr durr but we age stella up' -- SHUT UPPP she's literally a minor and alcor's canonically over a million years old so how about you stop being a freak
🎩 woodsmans-left-nipple Follow
Babe I hate to break this to you but Mizcor's literally one of the most famous relationships in all of post-transcendental literature
🌟 lesbianstellaconifer Follow
I could not have more obviously been talking about Mizar the Magnificent but you know what? Yeah classic Mizcor supporters can fuck off too actually.
Everybody likes to whip out Twin Souls like some kind of gotcha but have you even actually read it??? Like it's literally supporting demon worship and pedophilia -- both of which are EXTREMELY ILLEGAL btw. So yeah if I see any of my followers reblogging that shit I'm reporting you to the Occult Defense Agency idc if we're mutuals
🐟 demonologyturnedmegay Follow
*looks at my Alcorian Literature PhD* guess we better stock up on prison shivs buddy
🍃 haveyouseenmylibrary Follow
okay I'm sorry but
Tumblr media
and Mizar the Magnificent isn't????
5k notes
Tumblr media
📷 nature-pics-daily
Tumblr media
Los Angeles 🏝️
#sunken city of los angeles #new california #travel #ocean #photography #lmao i almost got eaten by a kelpie trying to take this pic pls reblog it
98 notes
Tumblr media
🧁 definitely-mizar Follow
Hey guys! Just wanted to let you know that The Scepter of Vanquished Souls, the newest book in the Wanderlust Trilogy, is now available for pre order on Glamazon!
Purchasers of the hard-cover edition will also receive never-before-seen content, including a deleted scene between Princess Samia and the Shadow King!
🤷‍♂️ not-not-ian-beale Follow
Boosting because I honestly cannot recommend this book enough. Truly one of Mira's best (and I'm not just saying that because she married me!)
25k notes
Tumblr media
⚠️ alv Follow
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You are the 6 billionth user to log into Jumblr today!! This means you are eligible to win a FREE WACBOOK PRO!!!! Click here to claim your prize and win BIG BIG REWARDS!!
#twin souls #mizar #alcor #mizcor #twin souls: reawakened #twin souls: breaking circles #twin souls: newest moon #twinner #twincon3015 #not a scam
Based on your likes!
0 notes
Tumblr media
🌞 azarath-metrion-zinthirst Follow
Tumblr media
So. I had a day.
📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow
Okay, but consider
Tumblr media
🌞 azarath-metrion-zinthirst Follow
I don't remember my older brother's wedding
📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow
A small price to pay for no middle school trauma
🐧 selkiebael Follow
Okay so I just read the url and--
Tumblr media
Asfdksfjk go off you funky lil intern
📖 stanley-pines-memorial-library Follow
I'm actually the senior librarian. But thanks!
🐈 alcorphabetical Follow
Posts that have 10k notes. To me
15k notes
Tumblr media
🔮 demonoftheday Follow
Tumblr media
Today's demon of the day is Nxlar the Antithetical! Responsible for the Florida Springs Massacre of 3007, the body count for this purveyor of madness is estimated to be over 400 (source).
🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch
I could fix her
41 notes
Tumblr media
🍑 lookingformygnomequeen Follow
Tumblr media
literally screaming crying throwing up rn I've turned off 'Based on your likes' like eight times @staff can't you just get rid of him already
2.5k notes
Tumblr media
🎤 rosaslittleredboots Follow
Tumblr media Tumblr media
#i accidentally set my alchemy textbook on fire today and i don't even care AAAAAA this is going to be amazing #northwest mansion mystery #pacifica northwest #rosa darling #im about to be so insufferable about this just you wait
616 notes
Tumblr media
👹 sexiestdemon3015bracket Follow
🐸 that-one-half-elf-bitch
Nxlar SWEEEEEP!!!
#if you love me at all you'll vote for my lady love #LISTEN i could bring her to the light i nkow i could
37 notes
Tumblr media
👻 sweetthingsaremadeofdeeznuts
Lmao so Nxlar the Antithetical totally turned my apartment complex into a pile of sentient sludge yesterday. I'm fine -- I was at work when it all went down, but uh... yeah, my situation obviously just became super not-great. I hate to ask, but I don't get paid til the 15th, so if some of y'all could float me some cash just so I can get a motel room for a couple nights, I'll fr owe you a life debt
Goal: 0/250
FundFriend
LenMo
#fuck demons fr #like seriously what'd i ever do to them 😭😭😭 #mutual aid #pls boost #don't tag as donation
17 notes
Tumblr media
🏳️‍⚧️ gliesssse Follow
Important PSA
So idk if y'all have been reading the news lately, but the alcor virus has been making the rounds on the interwebs again. I feel like I shouldn't have to say this but PLEASE don't click any random links rn, ESPECIALLY if they're tagged with twin souls.
I know we twinners love to joke about it, but the alcor virus is legitimately dangerous and has been known to seriously ruin people's lives. Idk. Just like be smart and practice basic caution I guess? Jumblr's pretty much dead these days, so he might skip over us, but it's always better to be safe than sorry
⚠️ alv Follow
This is a good point! It is always better to be safe than sorry! That's why if you're smart, you'll click here for a list of ways to virus-proof your computer. Stay safe out there everybody!
Based on your likes!
4k notes
Tumblr media
🌲 discogirl99 Follow
Anyone else just randomly crave connective tissue sometimes
🧁 sparkle-glitter-sideblog
no actually i think that might just be a you thing
#also i heard screaming on the other line when i called you earlier there better not be a mess when i get home #beloved demon brother tag
2 notes
Tumblr media
👑 sameeya
Okay guys I might be crazy but what if the Shadow King was actually telling the truth when he said Princess Samia's brother is still alive??? Like, if you think about it, there's a tonnnn of foreshadowing in Crown of Ghosts and the author tweeted that there was gonna be a surprise twist in the new book sooo 👀👀
#i've connected the dots -- YOU DIDN'T CONNECT SHIT -- i've connected them #wanderlust trilogy #mira ramachandran #crown of ghosts #scepter of vanquished souls #princess samia #samia of cleves #shadow king #ahmed of cleves #bookblr
25 notes
Tumblr media
🪨 professionalnatural-deactivated30141227
Reminder that you are beautiful exactly as you are and there are thousands who would sell their souls to imitate what you do naturally <3
👠 mizarsfrillypetticoat Follow
I actually really needed this today 💗
🦇 plsbytemevladdyzaddy Follow
Yo quit reblogging this op is a blatant human supremacist
🪨 professionalnatural-deactivated30141227
Tumblr media
And? No one cares lmao
⚠️ alv Follow
Tumblr media
Enjoy deactivation. Lmao.
🪓 wenda-was-a-lesbian-confirmed Follow
Tumblr media
🕵🏻‍♂️ alcor-in-the-tardis Follow
#I sent screenshots of that one centaur post to her boss too #give you two guesses what species his wife is (tags by @alv)
Holy shit. Am I actually rooting for the alcor virus rn?
🍄 warioxreader Follow
maybe the real virus was the friends we made along the way <3
⚠️ alv Follow
No, the real virus is me. Don't take credit for my accomplishments.
🐲 retiredbus Follow
Heritage post
62k notes
Tumblr media
🐔 old-friends-senior-griffin-sanctuary Follow
I just want to get dicked down again =/
241 notes · View notes
thankstothe · 6 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
167 notes · View notes
professionaltrash101 · 7 months
Text
Broke: unreal unearth is a tale of heartbreak of Andrew's past relationships
Woke: unreal unearth is a journey through Dante's inferno in lyrical form
Bespoke: unreal unearth is a modern day Irish rebel album and is a tale of grief from Ireland surrounding Britain's colonialism
477 notes · View notes
Note
If you're an Elden Ring player, why is it called CRUMBLING Farum Azula?
Tumblr media
Hmmm...
I'm gonna say because it has a streusel topping and no oats.
157 notes · View notes
realuity · 2 months
Text
adventures in drowsytown - what we know so far
(will be edited as new things are discovered!)
-originally only aired in hatchetfield, but recordings circulated online (these were taken down!! don't know by who though)
-had a main cast of five, wiggly the biggest brother and 'leader,' sometimes reffered to as a lord or king, a pink one (i don't recall the name..) who ate things, tinky who had a cube of some kind(??) and knew things about tech and science and stuff, blinky, and pokey who did a majority of the musical segments. they were brothers
-learned life lessons and occasionally hosted educational segments throughout the show
-had little bird guys called sniggles that were their friends or something. one called snigglette was the butt of jokes a lot of the time
if anyone else knows anything, let me know!!
155 notes · View notes
thathomestar · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
the most unnerving part of myhouse.pk3 for me was when a random closet suddenly opened into an expansive non-euclidean maze. the music cuts out and there is no sound whatsoever, just complete silence. all the walls and floors are a cold Brutalist grey, and there's barely enough light to tell where you're going.
you wander and wander through samey corridors, but as you go even deeper, the doorways and halls start to stretch and shrink. random ramps and stairs lead to nowhere in particular, random pillars supporting nothing, thresholds too small to enter and archways much too large to have any reasonable purpose.
eventually you stumble into an absolutely giant room, a room so expansive that you cannot see the other side through the darkness. after a considerable length of time running, you finally reach the opposite wall, where absolutely nothing greets you. as you blindly wander around this void of a room, you suddenly are greeted by this:
Tumblr media
a massive hole in the floor. you can see what appears to be a staircase leading down into it. as you peer down the pit, the staircase forms a spiral downward, and all you can see...
Tumblr media
...is nothing.
at this point, you might consider trying to return to the house like i did, because nothing good could possibly await you at the bottom. but we both know that's not an option. as you descend into the abyss, the house almost seems like a distant memory at this point. climbing down and down, being careful not to slip... but this is doom you're playing, and doomguy is a little slippery to control.
so down you fall.
626 notes · View notes
artemis-pendragon · 1 year
Text
Just a few of my favorite quotes from Goncharov (1973) that I think need more love and appreciation:
"If I could stop time but still feel your heart beating, then time would stand still forever."
"What's your poison?" "Whatever you're having, darling." (Aka that line in THEE cocktail scene)
"I'll stay with you tonight, if you'll have me." "I wouldn't have anyone else."
"When we got married, I drew this line between us and the world. You've crossed that line, and I can't go with you. You and I are, I think, finally out of time."
"Broken mirrors are bad luck, you know. That clock is silver-backed glass, and you can see yourself in its face. Is that not a mirror?" "If I were cursed, Sofia, then I would never have found you." "You could still lose me." "Never."
"Time is like blood, and I have spilled both."
1K notes · View notes
jazzyblusnowflake · 13 days
Text
Posted this at a bad time where most people are asleep so here it is again-
GIVE ME DOODLE REQUESTS OR ILL FUCKING EAT YOUR LIVER AND KNEECAPS IN YOUR SLEEP-
thankyouuuuu, love yall lots (*o▽<)/★*☆♪♡~<3
101 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
so this thing is neat. and the hero's journey also
516 notes · View notes