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#this actually happened tho
lovetimdrake · 1 year
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Jason: I used to be innocent just like you and I envy that...
Tim: I killed hundreds of people through explosions
Jason: What
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theinkbunny · 1 year
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I open the cupboard door
there’s a chicken
why is there a chicken
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roobgumball95 · 2 years
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i walk into the physical therapy appointment. the old lady on the treadmill from last week says i have “broad shoulders—perfect for wearing jackets”. i turn bright red behind my mask. (im oikawa tooru)
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you know your family considers you an adult when you get a dream from your dead (sicilian) grandfather warning you to not go into the basement (by chasing you out as a green snake)
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rat-nest · 10 months
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I love killdeer so much. Truly. However they are some of the dumbest creatures on the planet someone help them
#THE ROAD IS A BAD NESTING PLACE YOURE SUPPOSED TO RUN AWAY WHEN FACED WITH A GIANT DOG#its like. 3 adults and 4 little fuzzy babies. just in the road! all day! huddling up in one of the potholes#thankfully Jasons prey drive is not for birds? he wants to chase them yes but if he catches up he just kinds stops#like he doesnt know what to do#small mammals he wants to kill tho 😬 when he was younger that 100% included tiny dogs but hes gotten over that thankfully#disclaimer: i did not willingly test the small dog thing people just wouldnt stop bringing their 7lb toy dogs to the big dog side#even when i was like HEY UH my dog is not good with small dogs!! and they just rolled their eyes while i went to go leash him#but i didnt always see them come in so a few times suddenly theres this teacup poodle yapping at my legs#and jason is just. fine? confused but not acting like he just saw a rabbit#and hes been good with little dogs since tho i still keep a very close eye on him#idk what id do if anything happened what do you even say in that situation?#anyway not like we go to the park more than a few times a year since no one can actually tell if their dog is dog friendly or not 🙃#but like!!! they have separated areas for big and small dogs for a reason!!!#that got very off topic im just glad his crazy (for a collie) prey drive when he was younger seems to be mellowing out#maybe someday we can revisit herding and he will not try to nip the sheep 🙃🙃🙃🙃#anyway. please. the killdeer. they are so sweet but so dumb
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I just had an eyelash fall into each eye
2/10 would not recommend
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Halfway through a milkshake, I turn to my sister and say “It’s times like these . . . when I remember I’m lactose intolerant. ”
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majunju · 8 months
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isjasz · 4 months
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[Day 155] Sunflowers always face the sun
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So like. If sunflowers always face the sun and the majority of the sunflowers on scar's shawl are on his back and on the side does that mean scar still trusts grian with his back or he turned his back on him rejected him moved on or sometimes they wish they are by each other's sides again or are they allies or enemies this will be the death of m <- epic shower thoughts
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obsob · 1 year
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making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!
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book!jesper not recognising wylan as kuwei 🤝 show!jesper not recognising wylan as his one night stand
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barghest-land · 8 months
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poor boy now counts wolves instead of sheep (sketch is under the cut!)
i think the first sketch of this deserves to be here as well it's so cute to me :D
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sisaloofafump · 16 days
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I think about this quote everyday. You're right Arthur, they ARE best friends and it IS kind of adorable
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b4kuch1n · 1 year
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same teacher, different lessons
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#sonic the hedgehog#dr. ivo eggman robotnik#miles tails prower#sonic frontiers#SPOILERS. THERE ARE SPOILERS IN THIS COMIC BY THE WAY.#SONIC FRONTIERS SPOILERS#smiles gently I can not believe I let sonic the fuckign hedgehog ruin my life#(I can I totally can)#hi <3 if you follow me because I drew this sonic comic. don't!#don't do it! follow me bc I'm funny and hot and devastatingly smart don't follow me bc I draw sonic stuff. bc it won;t happen again#I mean it. not bc I dont like or want to do sonic stuff. but bc I am literally in the middle of a job rn#one that I want to invest 100% of my time and brain in#this comic is actually an effort to win my brain back so I can do my job lol#because I finished miss penny snapcube's streams of this game and it force fed me emotions#I just! I just thought sonic would come tell eggman abt sage!! idk seems like something he'd do!!!#and also the whole thing abt letting the characters move on and have a future and change and develop#vs Killing My Baby Little Guy Daughter For Like Ten Minutes#thematically interesting! also for some reasons I had. a pretty easy time drawing this#I was mouthbreathing galloping like a horse to finishing this. Because I Need To Work#I didnt expect to have a good time with these designs tho idk why. probably bc I most suck shit at drawing animals#but to be fair yet again sonic and tails are little guys. theyre animal but theyre also like dudes. also sonic's design is kinda perfect#as far as character design goes he's really pretty goo- wait I made a continuity error hol on#okay. okay I fixed it. no problem. no matter 's all good now#okay. I go sleep now. today has been very noisy. but this actually got me through it okay#thank you sonic the hedgehog. that was pretty cool of u#have a good night guys! absolute freedom is probably really really sad#long post
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the-king-of-lemons · 2 months
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p4nishers · 6 months
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there's something i need to say and yall can boo me for it but deep in my heart i'll always know i'm correct: crowley already forgave aziraphale. like already would take him back at one flutter of his eyelashes. that's all.
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