Kinda digging the concept of "sitcom universes are fundamentally stable. Every episode, the stage resets, problems are solved, and things reset to the way they started" as a horror trope
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Wammu, as soon as the child (Holly or Jotaro) turns a year old: THEY WILL BE THE BEST WARRIORS. I WILL TEACH THEM ALL THE TECHNIQUES OF COMBAT.
Joseph: THE BABY IS JUST LEARNING TO WALK, PLEASE STOP
wham presenting his perfect baby girl her birthday gift of her first dagger, a fine first weapon for a small warrior in training
and suzie and joseph just trying to get ready to throw her a lil family party and having to stop wham from giving their baby a literal knife
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everyone playing nosferatu just to make them a loser with no fashion sense and weird hobbies and strange love languages and-
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if batman knew the word kismesis it sure would clear a lot of things up for him
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♡ body horror is 4 the girlies (✿◠‿◠)
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you go down just like holy mary
mary on a
mary on a cross
your beauty never really scared me
- mary on a cross by ghost
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"maybe if i dress more boring i'll get gendered correctly by strangers" that's the devil talking
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While a lotta pipelines are dangerous and bad, the “ew furries are cringe and gross” → “I’m not a furry myself but I support them <3” → “I am a furry” pipeline is a beautiful thing full of love
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a plant is a big complicated machine but it is ALSO a little guy. you know
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