Ah yes, a classic fish found in many books, video games or even in your bathtub if you're tripping hard enough.
The only reason I placed this fish here is because the lionfish is very nostalgic to me. Back in the day my mom would sometimes take me to her office where she had one single video game installed: Feeding frenzy. Sadly it was only a demo so if I quit the game, the whole progress would go away :( (which would make me play it for like 5 hours straight as my mom worked). One of the levels had this cool looking mfer and it got printed into my brain from a young age. This Fish gets a 7/10 for looks,
10/10 for reminding me of a simpler time where depression was a foreign concept to me.
4. Galapagos batfish💅🏻
At first you might think ''yo what the fuck is wrong with this thing, is it even fish?'' and yes, it is VERY fish but at the same time it looks kinda fishy.
To give you some facts about this little thing, not only does it look like someone put lipstick on it, but it also apparently cannot even swim right. This fish can't even fish and because of that, it is my number 4.
6/10 appearence
9/10 for personal abilities. It reminds me that even if I fuck up at something meant to be ''human'' it s oki , cuz this fish can't even do the one thing it's supposed to do and somehow it's still alive.
3.Flying fish🐦
Now this, this thing is magestic as fuck. Without it's wings it looks like a typical ass fish, but I can still appreciate it for what it tries to be! Imagine how dramatic it can exit boring conversations, or perhaps show up all of a sudden and creep up on you! It makes me summon my inner bad bitch fish self.
8/10 appearence
10/10 I wish I could fly away from my problems as well as this fish can.
2.Pufferfish🌵
This fish is a proper shapeshifter. Imagine being able to adjust your shape on the spot. No stupid diets to make you skinny or fat. Just swallow some water and that's it.
On top of that, the spikes are amazing. I wish I had spikes like that in case someone would try to get too close to me on the playground.
Their mating ritual is as amazing as it gets but sadly their toxic self cannot be ignored.
8/10 appearence(11/10 if baby),
6/10 too toxic for me tbh but I can still admire from afar
1.Longhorn cowfish🐄
This yellow blob over here is fucking adorable. Not only does it have cow in the name(I love cows too) but he also looks like he is about to give you kisses. Now he is apparently hella lonely which made me feel sorry for him, therefore he is at number 1. because I too was once lonely, smol (still am) and looked like a blob(still do). I fucking hate the colour yellow but this tiny thing makes me like it a little bit more every time I see a pic of him.
10/10 appearence
10/10 resilience, combating loneliness and removing the stigma associated with it.
BONUS FISH!!!!
Seahorses. Any kind. 🐴
These beautiful things tie super well with my previous fish. You see I really like animals pretending to be other animals and these babies are just that.
On top of looking cool as hell, my favorite seahorse fact is that some males can also give birth! Love me some genderbending so keep slaying it babes. ✨
10/10 looks
10/10 attitude
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Thank you darling anon 🥰 I’m sorry it’s taken me literally forever to get to this. Life has been a little crazy lately!
• My crushes - Elvis, Austin, Ryan Gosling, Andrew Garfield, Henry Cavill and many others.
• Coffee - It’s my favorite thing each morning. Sometimes at night I’ll think about how I get to drink a cup of coffee in the morning 🥰
• My friends - the OG irl ones and the sweet ones I’ve made in this fandom.
• A good book - I’ve recently devoured a book series - The Parasol Protectorate. I’m obsessed and can’t get enough. In just over a month I’ve read 4 of them and am working on the 5th and final one 😭 It’s Jane Austen meets Buffy The Vampire Slayer meets steampunk and the two main characters are perfection.
• Unexpected adventures - This summer a whirlwind opportunity of a lifetime befell me and I jumped in with both feet. What was an unexpected, last-minute invite to Budapest for 2 weeks ended up turning into 6 weeks, and carried over into getting to visit Vienna and Rome as well. I’ve gotten to do so many things on this trip I never thought I would - I’m so thankful! 💓
Do you ever go to a museum and look at a statue and wonder what life was like for them? Do you ever have intimate conversations with the sea? Do you ever people watch at a cafe and wonder what they are thinking about?
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I love spending time alone. It feels as though you can absorb and observe a lot more of the environment and your surroundings when you’re alone.
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1. DOGS - If I had it my way, I would have probably 7 dogs and they'd all sleep in bed with me. I spend most of my free time watching my 3 dogs run around and play. They make me so happy, they all have such distinct personalities.
2. BOOKS - I read 22 books last year (one shy of my goal) but probably bought 10x that many from thrift shops and such. I promise I will eventually read them all! I'm just so busy all the time.
3. BAKING - Even when I'm groaning about having to get up and make a cake or something, once I finally am doing it, I'm at such peace. There has always been something comforting about numbers (baking is a precise numbers game). And food is my love language, I love making pretty desserts/cakes and seeing how happy they make others.
4. WRITING - I don't always love the pieces I write, sometimes they feel rushed or more like word vomit than anything refined. But I get so much from writing, no matter what it is about or how it ends up. I can feel utterly useless but seeing I can create things that others resonate with/enjoy and that help me feel lighter, not so burdened with my thoughts.. It's always worth it.
5. ROCKS - My ultimate favorite way to spend a summer day is on riverbeds and beaches scouring for pretty/interesting rocks. I have loved rocks my entire life, ask my mother about the dents in the washer and dryer from my pocketfuls every day walking home from school.