#they're so cool dude!

[r--kt]

Minato in a nutshell

you better stop spreading rumors and start looking after your children, young man.

#he's the type of person in the company that you look at and don't understand why everyone around is so fascinated by him #silly little creepy dude #I mean yeah he's cool at first but man it was kind of your responsibility why they're all dead or traumatized now #the guy gave Kakashi his kunai and didn't explain how to fucking use it #he just GAVE IT AS A TOY #where are the remorse? where are the attempts to fix the situation? those passive-aggressive apologies during the war? hell no #you had one job #minato namikaze #team minato #obito uchiha #kakashi hatake #naruto shippuden #naruto #incorrect quotes

[wildflowercryptid]

i like to think that the other bb students' perception of florian goes from thinking he's this cool mysterious & melancholic pretty boy trainer from paldea that blazed through the bb elite 4 and nearly beat kieran to wondering how the hell someone who seems to know shit about dick when it comes to battling ended up as an exchange student at a battling-focused school.

#really how did he manage to fool ppl into thinking he's cool TWICE?? #the events of indigo disk really end up twisting ppl's perception of florian #so when he comes back with this cheery demeanor everyone's like ??? #they're even more baffled by how lost he seems during practical lessons ( though his can-do attitude towards improving is pretty endearing ) #florian's definitely a better trainer than he was before teal mask... but he's still bad at fully grasping the mechanics of battling #dude rolls up to a school that specializes in double battles not even knowing that you can optimize your team for that battle style #he really does just brute force his way through battles thanks to all his pokemon being lvl 100 & also full of love #hc : (pkmn) mjverse #hc : (mjv) paldea #chara : florian russel cavallari #mj.txt

[naruto-is-baby]

I was born in the right generation i love having 97 manicure choices, eating hot chips, arguing with men online and discussing the homosexual nuances in naruto

#nails and hands immaculate idgaf if you think sasunaru ain't real they're literally fuckin in the backseat of my car #sasunaru #sns #naruto #i also love analyzing the psyche of deeply traumatized slutty homosexual male characters #currently analyzing the character of a dude from some bl series he is so cool yall

[the-chaos-crew]

having too fun with this ugly baby turned hot edgy boy. I'm really happy with how I colored him though I think it looks pretty good

JT, Jay T, Jake T, Jake III, Jake the Third (damn he has a lot of variants of his name) belongs to @shuueep hope you like it cause I am having way too much fun with your teletubby baby and my bug creature child

#adventure time fanchild #fanchild #jake the third #wish the multiverse manager #I can't think of a better tag for them :( #I have so many more ideas for these two's sibling dynamic #I feel like.... JT would be like. 15-16 when Wish comes into the world #so here... 18-19 JT and 3-4 Wish hehehehh #they're so cool dude I love them

[stevieharringtonwifeguy]

i love a/b/o steddie where they get started like so young that if it was someone i knew irl i'd have a panic attack. like,, mated right out of high school, baby pops out a year later, they've got like five kids by the time they're 25

thinking about an au where they were already together pre- start of s4 and steve goes through the whole thing like three months pregnant. like he's stressed about the baby and eddie and eddie's SUPER stressed about the baby and steve, like eddie's trying to get steve to sit this one out for the baby and steve has to yell at him to stop bc yeah, he's worried about losing their first child, but if he sat at home while everyone else dealt with the upside down and someone didn't come back??? he'd never be able to live with himself

and when the bats get eddie and steve tries to use the mating bond to share some of eddie's pain, help him hold on until they get to the hospital, eddie weakly tries to tell him not to, to think of the baby. and steve's just. not having it. and once eddie wakes up from his medically induced coma he's like :(( why'd you do that and steve is just. so mad. he says yeah, if i had lost the baby (he doesn't, she's fine) that would have been the most terrible pain i'd ever felt. but it would have been worse if i lost you. and eddie's like. oh. bc maybe part of him has always been thinking that steve's only stuck with him bc he's the father of their kid. but no, steve loves him.

so eddie's crying, and steve's crying, and then steve shows eddie the ultrasound they did during eddie's coma to check the baby hadn't been hurt by the week of stress and danger and pain-sharing, and it's the first time they've been able to actually see the shape of a baby in all the weird white noise of an ultrasound, and now they're both crying even harder

#also nancy is definitely the friend that's like. oh you're 19 and married and pregnant?? that's so.. good! 🙃 yay im sure this will be fine🙃 #robin WAS that friend but she's spent too long in steddies proximity and has realised that if they don't work out theres no hope for anyone #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #just. steve finally letting go of the last shreds of his upbringing and becoming 'white trash' and being so SO happy #also me 🤝 eddie: understanding that steve must be kept barefoot and pregnant at all times #everyone's like wow steve your alpha has a problem dude clearly can't keep it in his pants #steve has to be like no actually *I* have the problem #they're that couple you look at and you're like. they know about birth control right. like they know that exists #eddie tried to wear a condom once and steve was like i'd literally rather die #and then he was like im joking obviously we can slow down or stop with the kids if u want this is a partnership #eddie's like oh no i just thought YOU might want to karen chewed me out for not letting you rest. but if ur cool let's gooooo

[buthappysoverrated]

forever losing my mind to his reaction here in making dennis reynolds a murderer

#he's so upset and not in an angry way AT ALL #like we've seen him in broke dee where he's upset about dee's jokes because he think they're just ridiculous #(personally if that were my sibling I would've reacted the exact same way but oh well) #and it's a different reaction. that joke he always says is ridiculous to mac appears to be enjoyed by charlie so they're laughing TOGETHER #they're close and happy and friends. they both think he probably murdered maureen. they don't understand him and he's not as close #and a very big thing in early seasons is that he wants someone to consider him a best friend of best friends #but he pushed them away and now they pick up on him and make elaborate jokes about and AGAINST him #by god it breaks my heart every time. not that he doesn't deserve it but it breaks my heart #on a sidenote: hey dudebros is this the guy you think is a cool murderer dude? #and this is the face he makes after one murderer joke his friend threw his way? this guy??? #dennis reynolds #iasip #also. by GOD is glenn a good actor #hy speaks

[bitternace]

(rock sass voice) they mean the world to me

[ID: a digital drawing of hayner, pence and olette from kingdom hearts. they are in their kh3 clothes, with chunky shadows. the background is light orange. They are shown from the thigh up, walking together. Hayner, on the left, looks at the others with a light smile on his face, he is holding a struggle bat over his shoulder. Pence, in the middle, smiles widely at olette, his left arm held at stomach height. Olette, on the right, lightly elbows Pence, winking with a wide smile. Pence and hayner wear earrings and studs respectively, while olette has a bridge piercing. /End ID.]

#kh #hayner kh #pence kh #olette kh #hilarious to me that the next offered tag is kai #like hell yeah add her to the shenanigans #anyway i think that they would have many piercings later on they just have the vibes #olette voice: ma said i couldn't pierce my earlobe :( but she said i can go :) #she disappears for a bit and comes out with a pierced bridge and they're like. #dude that's so cool :) did u cry. hayner cried #anyways they do mean the world to me. we need more of them methinks. back to lying down i am. sick again #:( #obligatory friend day posting and congratulations to all of u who celebrate<3 #my doods #described #i'm not a tall girl but i believe in their rights. pence for short king 2kforever however #scheduling 2: electric boogaloo

[actuallyitskal]

fine, if remus lupin isn't going to fall in love with any of his blond, working class love intrest, then I WILL.

*grabs tomny armstrong and grant chapman and walks away*

#remus john lupin #remus lupin #grant chapman #tomny armstrong #all the young dudes #atyd #cadence of part time poets #coptp #marauders #dead wizards from the 70s #moony #they are my babies #yes #theyre cool asf #but have you considered #that they're also my babygirls #i love them so much #i hope i got tomny's last name right

[hollowaluminumvessel]

I watched NPMD with my dad last night and noticed something

as the title says, me and my dad were watching nerdy prudes must die last night and it was his first time watching anything starkid related(he'll be coming back for tgwdlm, let me tell you), but I've already seen it like four times. and I just made this connection that no one else is talking about, leading to believe that I'm the first to realize this, or I'm wrong and stupid(which is far more likely).

but in the scene where they prank max, Peter is dressed as a ghost and says max jägerman but with vibrato or something idk. and Max is drunk right then, so he thinks it's real. and sure, he found out a few minutes later that it wasn't real, but his only experience with a ghost sounded all OOooOOOoooOo. and of course he probably sobered up a little when he fell three storeys and was stabbed through the chest. but when he came back as a ghost, he calls out richie's name the same way Pete called out his name.

TLDR; Max Jägermans ghost took notes on the dead soul of lin manuel miranda.

#peter spankoffski #max jagerman #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #npmd spoilers #starkid npmd #npmd theory #is this a theory? #idk #coolest thing I've ever noticed in any media btw #maybe the part in the nerdy prudes must die number and in dirty dudes must die #when everyone else is there but they don't know what happening because they're watching the game/dancing. #but I wasn't even the first to notice that #so this is pretty cool for me

[fedoraspooky]

What? What's that?

There's stuff happening at tumblr?

Oh no!

Anyway,

#guess they're shifting to smaller teams to work on core stuff? #and they're contractually obligated to try and push Live until the end of the year #after which its heavily implied they're getting rid of it which is good #tho idk live coulda been cool if it was more like picarto or something #but yeah tumblr was always unprofitable and it will probs die a slow death eventually #in which case yeah i dunno where i'd go #probably where all my friends go like with deviantART #but in the meantime i'mma hang out here til it burns to the ground probably so :B #i'm curious to see what their upcoming teams feature is... if its anything like dA groups that'd be kinda neat #anyway these tags are long enough have a most excellent day my dudes

[kaymarie-bell]

Diasomnia Spoilers

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bringing this one over from my twt

I actually do love their designs, they're so cool + I love the "she's everything, he's Ken" energy they give off 😭💖

#twisted wonderland #diasomnia chapter #twst spoilers #twst shitpost #Mama Shroud sounds so cute #I think they're based on Tron but I see cool helmets and immediately think of Daft Punk 😭 #'I'm just a normal dude surrounded by geniuses' -Papa Shroud #they're not what I expected but they're nice #kay shouts into the void

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

some (read: a lot of) assorted phoenix & handler headcanons but ones that specifically center around their relationship and also communication 4 some reason. mild cog spoilers as per usual yk the drill

phoenix and their handler initially started off on absolutely terrible terms.

phoenix flip-flopped between a good handful of handlers really early on, all of who became too quickly fed up with their lax and occasionally blatantly disobedient behavior. it was only once they officially classified phoenix as mute that they got assigned to crane

pretty much the only reason they did get assigned to crane is because he was one of the only ones on the team fluent enough in sign language to take on a mute agent. he was not at all excited to take on an ex-convict operative, let alone an insubordinate one. his usual agents had a little class, at least...

as one can imagine, pairing up the already frustrated phoenix (out of their element, probed to communicate in a manner they weren't comfortable with, and already seen as nothing but a future fatality to most of the agency) with the jaded and distant handler (needing to replace one of their older, 'better' late operatives with this pyromanic, disobedient little freak) didn't exactly go over so well at first.

despite the fact that crane could translate and communicate back in sign, he rarely ever did. or at least, phoenix never felt as if anything they signed ever actually got through to him. most of it was brushed aside with a non-committal "yes, well, anyways-". inevitably, phoenix stopped signing entirely, unless communication was absolutely necessary. it was the start of their 'stoic silence' era, as their handler put it.

(they also stopped acting like anything that left their handler's mouth made it to their ears. they wouldn't nod when he spoke or anything, really. their version of the 'silent treatment'.)

the most crane would get was an occasional "psst." into the earpiece when phoenix needed some help with something. the handler didn't really mind that, though. even if phoenix did speak, it would probably be something impertinent anyways.

... but deep dive was where phoenix finally hit their boiling point. their handler's snippy little "i told you so" nearly sent them flying off the handle. and while it certainly didn't help crane's impression of them by any means, it… planted a little seed in his mind all the same

neither of them could consider their relationship a close one until some time after Death Engine. but post deep dive, crane made an effort to… lay off of phoenix a little bit (… and it actually surprised him how quickly that made a difference in their synergy)

as much as phoenix could get on his nerves, he couldn't deny that they were a pretty good agent, for the circumstances. by all accounts they should have been dead twelve times over by now. he gave them little snippets of praise every now and again- no different than the unthinking commentary he'd give any other agent… but phoenix seemed to value it like gold.

(he… didn't really know how to think about that. how quickly his agent took to his praise, as hollow as it felt for him to say it. in some regard, it felt almost sad- the pathetic kind of sad. he wasn't ever gonna say that to his agent's face though)

as their handler started getting a little looser with phoenix, they opened up a bit more in turn. admittedly, that mostly boiled down to nodding when spoken to and obeying when their handler asked them to stop propping their feet on their desk. but it was as good a start as any.

post Death Engine and onward, phoenix got way more 'chatty' as their relationship with their handler developed. they still would "psst". into the earpiece when they need help, but they'd also hum, click, snap, and even whistle on rare occasion. (actually 'translating' those noises is a completely situational affair, mind you. but crane's grown to admire the little language he and his agent have developed over time.)

assorted thoughts that i can't fit up there but that are important to me anyways so. youre still getting them:

the handler is… bad at apologizing. thankfully, he knows this full well, but unfortunately for him, that only makes it harder for him to swallow his pride and actually do it. so when he first apologized to phoenix- right after he pushed the agent to their boiling point, right after deep dive... he did it in sign.

really, his thought process was that it'd be easier to sign the words than to say them… but phoenix took it a little differently. it was the first time he'd signed to them at all (honestly, they were starting to think the Agency was lying to them when they said their handler knew anything about sign).

they didn't really believe crane was all that sorry, mind you. but the act... touched them- and their handler was the last person they ever thought would affect them like that... so instead of outright saying that they didn't believe him, they just shrugged, and signed 'ok'. and the rest of the flight home was in complete silence.

it... was the first time either of them had a proper 'conversation' since they'd met.

to this day, whenever they're occupying the same space and the handler needs to apologize about something, they tend to do it in sign. phoenix chooses to read it as his way of trying to appear more genuine towards the agent specifically (even though they do think he should learn to actually force the words out of his mouth every now and again) ~~~~

hearing crane's little "i couldn't get rid of you if i wanted to! ... and believe me, i don't" just about snapped phoenix right in half. it touched a spot that they didn't even know they had.

in hindsight, they feel really bad for the fact that they couldn't even conjure something to 'say' in response. a warm hum, or a glissando whistle, or something to convey the fact that they reciprocated. but they were too stunned to think about that at the time...

they hope that their handler knows that anyways, though, even without them actually 'saying' it. ~~~~

crane was always fond of cracking the occasional joke or witty comment on the job. usually, phoenix would roll their eyes, or simply snort sarcastically, but nothing ever seemed to tickle them the same way it tickled him.

but then one day, the handler said... something. if he was honest, it slipped off his tongue so mindlessly he doesn't even remember what it was anymore. but phoenix absolutely barked when they heard it. they broke into an absolutely ecstatic cackle- the kind that trails off into giggle fits for up to a minute afterward.

it was the longest stretch of time he'd ever heard his agent's voice... even if it wasn't in the typical sense of them using it to speak.

the rate of his playful commentary increased since that particular day. he's never gotten a reaction quite like that out of phoenix again, but a part of him always hopes he can, bless his heart

#ieytd #i expect you to die #agent phoenix #the handler #its a lot. sorry. actually no im not. actually yes i am. #if i had the time or the brainpower maybe i would write some of this stuff out. ficstyle you know #but as it stands im just gonna beam it all directly into the head of the unsuspecting populous if that's cool w you #me when the assholes make themselves better 💕💕 theyre so abnormal and strange dude #these were supposed to be bullet points but the bullet point system on tumblr SUCKS dude. so they're paragraphs now. sorry. #headcanons

[poisonouspastels]

I need to talk about Minecraft AU for a sec and how the difference between our world and their world makes for some of the most humorous but also interesting differences in how people act about certain subjects.

Like the trans thing right. Steve and Rana are both trans I've talked about that before. And neither of them are on hormone replacement or anything (there is an in universe explanation as to why Steve has a beard though I promise I can talk about that if anyone wants) but like that's fine bc it literally Doesn't Matter to them or anyone else. Like as spawned players they already don't have any pre-existing gender roles or ideas of what something "should" be so gender and presentation is what they make of it and there's no real solid idea in anyone's mind about how a "boy" or "girl" behaves or looks like. These are labels that exist but they barely mean anything. It also helps that any preexisting culture that WOULD have ideas of this was almost entirely destroyed like 5000 years ago (thanks Groda) so it matters even less than it already did.

And its funny bc the only two people alive from that era, White Eyes and Groda also just don't care. Groda maybe asks why Rana's voice sounds deeper once and nearly gets torn apart by Alex bc of it (Rana isn't offended or anything she just has a defensive girlfriend), bc she doesn't really understand because she never experienced anything like this first hand but very quickly comes to understand it and accept it. And on the other hand White Eyes is just like "I've seen weirder things than this" which yeah. Yeah honestly I think the person who was previously one with the undead would not care about gender in the grand scheme of things.

And then u have Kai which I've joked before that they may as well have been spawned in nonbinary. They rlly just said "I'm not really anything" and everyone was like yeah makes sense I vibe with it. Good for u.

Steve and Rana are both fairly open about having been the opposite genders previously (because that's how they view their experiences and that's valid!) and don't really shy away from the subject but also never really have much reason to talk about it since there's rarely a need to. In the modern day pretty much everyone who met them had met them post-transition. Even Alex had met them just before Steve started growing in his beard. The only people who ever knew them as Adam and Eve were Efe and Sunny but they never really thought it was weird or anything. Like the weirdest part to them was Steve saying he got his epiphany from seeing some guy in the distance on a foggy day who looked vaguely like him but that's its own subject manner that they aren't going to pry on.

Also Steve did DIY top "surgery" previously with a sword but we aren't going to talk about how messy that was for everyone involved.

#minecraft #minecraft au mastertag #apologies for my trans ramblings. how i get to approach these subject matters in the AU is just fun #and i needed to get some thoughts out #unrelated fun fact that i think most people here dont know: Steve and Alex were actually the first two to be in a committed relationship #not Steve and Rana like most would (rightfully) expect #this is because despite the fact that the two have literally know eachother for their entire lives #they're both really bad at being honest with themselves. #for years it was 'i like this person but i dont know how to tell them' #to 'well maybe i only FEEL like i like them because i dont know anyone else that well' #to 'well maybe they dont feel the same and it'd be weird to bring it up now' #you've heard of slow burn now get ready for what those two had going on #Alex when integrated into the household and months had passed actually had enough confidence to ask #here's the funny part though. she had assumed that Steve and Rana WERE dating already (and was cool with it obviously) #they were not. #so u can imagine how funny it is for Steve to hear 'Your girlfriend is pretty' out of Alex's mouth bc of that #She's more shocked that they're NOT dating already they live in the same house they've known eachother for literally their entire existence #they are like so stupidly affectionate with eachother to boot #'And you've known her for how long??' 'I mean... about 10 years?' 'DUDE.' #its actually agonizing but on the bright side it is what got the polycule started eventually #I would not be surprised if Sunny and Efe placed bets on if/when it would eventually happen

[cure-stars]

you can't taste the bitter, the sweet, or anything at all?

i hope happiness comes to that kind of you. 🪽

#mellohi draws stuff #HOOOOLY SHIT I LOVE MY NAME IS TSUKASA TENMA #my name is tsukasa tenma spoilers #does. does it need tagging?? i'm doing it hoooly moly i have not stopped thinking about it since this morning #god it was so fun picking up on all the little details of things of what went wrong and the dread was so so cool #DUDE THE SEKAI CHANGES. THE HOSPITAL/SCHOOL SEKAI AND THE DESTROYED PLUSHIES ??? #the mikus and kaito too godamn. jaw dropped knowing l/n miku was wearing what would've been saki's uniform and the part where she dies? #COOL AS HELL VISUAL #AND DASHO MIKU AND KAITO WITH THE DAZZLING LIGHT COSTUMES UEUEUEUE #tenma is so so real for just about everything involving that final fight they're so ☹️. they make me so sad it's unreal. #“who am i?” “you're my wonderful little sister!” GWAHHHHHHHHHHH #tsukasa tenma #saki tenma #tenma siblings #project sekai #prsk

[punkeropercyjackson]

"Tim Drake and Peter Parker are the superhero versions of Percy Jackson!!!"As if Virgil Hawkins and Hobie Brown don't exist

#i've been rewatching st and atsv and they're are SO percy #though that's probably because to me percy's a super cool afrolatino dude instead of a white boyloser(affectionate) #percy jackson #virgil hawkins #hobie brown #perseo jackson #persephone jackson #black percy #latino percy #autistic percy jackson #punk!percy #team parent percy jackson #bigender percy jackson #trans(fem) percy jackson #trans virgil hawkins #bi virgil hawkins #ace hobie #team dad hobie #trans hobie brown #autistic virgil #autistic hobie brown #pjo #hoo #tods #static shock #spiderman #mid-west titans #good times #💌 #summerposting

[wanyinchen]

We all know that S3 is gonna be about the Second Coming-slash-Final Judgement blah blah blah blah blah but what i NEED is for Jesus to radiate so much little sibling energy™. I need them and Crowley to be a chaotic-sibling-bestie duo ok??? It's one of the only ways i can heal

#good omens #crowley #i need jesus to be a very chill dude (gn. they could be a little girl for we know) who pops out of the silver plane and surrounded by CIA #angel bodyguards and then they see Crowley and just fucking runs up to him to choke-bear hug hybrid him the way only little clingy sibs do #and then the angel operatives freak out #jesus: GASPS!!! HI BESTIEE🥰🥰🥰!!! how are ya doin? #crowley: what #angel mafia: !!!! AKDSKSDHASDJKL #and then crowley proceeds to kidnap him and then babysit him. they go to the barbie premier and the Eras tour and the bahamas and just went #around the world. leaving chaos in their wake. we're talking about confusion bafflement and maybe a whole ton of buffets being suddenly #replaced with fish and bread that could feed 6000 people. and then they fuck over governments without even trying and giving the poor the #queers the conspiracy theorists and all of the marginalized peeps everything they WANT #and where was aziraphale in all of this? stuck on heaven's top floor just seething that he can't go out cause the metatron locked him in. #the metatron angel-proofed the whole building just so aziraphale cannot leave. they're in lockdown and everyone is panicking. Aziraphale #the pedantic loophole-obsessed bastard that he is. was like "If they fucking angel-proofed superheaven then I'm gonna escape the good old- #fashioned human way. He then demolishes the glass with his bare fists. everyone screams and he walks out of heaven wearing #his tartan and shades because cool bamf angels don't look at the chaos they unleashed.