#they’re stupid and also baby

[chrollohearttags]

I know I said no more negativity but I’ve never met a literate, intelligent person on tiktok. All those bitches have cat in the hat reading comprehension and pre-k level of discernment. Stop determining your worth and merit as a writer off of them. Free yourselves.

#they’re literally the laughing stock of the education system #do you know how fucking stupid you have to be for teachers to be quitting by the droves bc y’all can’t read 😭 #y’all give too much of a fuck abt impressing ppl who can’t even write essays without chatgpt #miss me with the respectability politics while also being complicit with racism bc it’s ur fav fandoms #y’all be whole hypocrites on this app I swear #cherry chats 🍒 #I hate that the new girls don’t even feel like they have a safe space in fandom to grow #bc y’all wanna impress the failed result of no child left behind #all them bitches can take a short bus to hell #anyways I love you plug writers #I love you toxic relationship writers #I love you baby mama drug dealer writers

[vesemirsexual]

wait no another one 🔀 for lambert adopting renfri

send me a 🔀 and a pairing, and i’ll shuffle my playlist and make an au based on the first song that comes up

No Roots - Alice Merton

okay this concept is mildly hilarious to me. but lambert ends up finding young renfri on the run from her stepmother and stregobor, and basically a feral little stray. she tries to steal his horse from the stables at an inn one night and he’s like I think the Fuck not. so renfri tries the big eyes “please mr I have nothing” and lambert is like wow cool, not my problem! begone little rat.

so anyway this kicks off renfri following him around and actively trying to rob his ass out of spite. he’s super annoyed and keeps telling her she’s lucky he doesn’t beat up kids, and she’s meanwhile like yeah i am going to take this assholes shit to sell. eventually she does actually manage to snatch some of his shit - he thought he’d finally gotten rid of the little brat, and while he was on a contract she DID actually do it. so he’s tracking her down like “right, going to make an exception, this kid is a fucking ASS” and it works out because miss renfri has drawn a little bit too much attention following a Witcher and she’s been hunted down by one of stregobors apprentices.

lambert gets about 5 mins into hearing the explanation about why dissecting little girls is totally cool actually before he loses it and the idiot loses his head. so now lambert is pissed off and he HAD wanted to teach this little shit a lesson but now she’s clearly terrified and shaking and okay he will watch her back for ONE night out here and then she’s on her own okay.

so lambert basically ends up with a child he can’t help but actually like. she’s vicious and she’s mouthy and rude and very determined to live (it does NOT remind him of anyone okay!!)

so now they’re staying moving because he doesn’t really know how big this is, and how many people are actually after this kid. and he thinks about taking her to kaer morhen, even if just for the winter, and he thinks about her teary terrified face when he’d found her, and he thinks about her in kaer morhen, and is completely rational about it of course - lambert decides he can’t take her there and he doesn’t want them to know about her. he doesn’t want their advice about children and they don’t know anything and he doesn’t want them giving renfri any terrible ideas about life.

so lambert isn’t returning home for a few winters and everyone is shattered because they think he’s dead. until there’s a rumour about a mouthy little bitch of a Witcher that literally cannot be anyone else, and one of his siblings hunts him down and is like …what the fuck is that? and lambert is immediately a little bit too defensive, too fierce about it all.

basically, baby boy has to face his trauma and they all have to ACTUALLY talk and clear the air. renfri is like woah mama mia you guys are way more messed up than me, comforting. lambert is actually doing pretty well at the parenting/mentoring thing and appears to be actually be trying to be a somewhat good example (it’s the cycle of healing and being better bitch)

#the way this RAN away from me huh! #anyway they’re also still insane tho please never doubt that. they’re menaces. #lambert x2 #it’s baby woman lambert electric boogaloo #katie txt #asks #also cannot stress enough it is NOT smart to follow this man around trying to rob him again! #but she’s young and angry and stupid and needs to get one up on SOMEONE #and he’s an okay target bc he’s also bottom of the social totem pole too so less risk

[missjashin]

The kids have obviously heard Steve laugh. It’s not like he never laughs. But they didn’t realize how rare it actually was to hear him really truly fully laugh until Eddie came in and they all started to hang out together.

Just. Eddie can be a funny guy, they all know this. But boy can he make Steve laugh. Be it him telling jokes or just goofing off with the kids Steve is having fun. He laughs so much. Eddie Munson even has the ability to make Steve Harrington giggle.

And honestly they won’t be saying it out loud but they love that for Steve, the guy deserves to be happy

#every baby girl deserves a goofy boyfriend who can make them laugh #and Eddie is Steve’s #sorry I won’t take criticism on that #Steddie #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #also yeah I can definitely see Eddie and Steve babysitting the teens and they’re just sitting together on the side and giggling together #like a little gossiping school girls they are #is there another word for laugh other than giggle #because that word is starting to sound very stupid to me right about now #also this is inspired by the blooper reels #the I guess we woke up Vecna part with Joes #can’t get their little teehee school boy laughs out of my brain

[spiritshaydra]

I fucking love the dumpster fire that’s the Nemesis crew <3

#Tfp #GOD they’re so stupid #we got: theater kid and literature school dropout with rabies and an addiction to crack #The guy who thinks he’s Better Than You (He Is Not) #but has the vibe of ten sopping wet cats and a chicken stacked up on top of each other covered by a coat and wearing heels. #The guy who is Better Than You. But has points revoked because he’s definitely the kid who hissed at people in the hallway in high school. #The medic who probably doesn’t have a valid medical license and WILL blast Baby Got Back while putting you under for a major operation. #(Him and his assistant have the Most/Worst Girlypop Medbay Playlist KNOWN TO MAN.) #(Yes they sing along) #The medic’s nurse who’s also kind of a himbo that strikes up conversation at the water cooler. DO NOT SEPARATE THEM. #The STEM student who was let off his leash and given funding to fuel whatever’s the fucked up science experiment of the week. #This week’s special is Jurassic Park but the dinosaurs breathe fire now and can fly. #Spider bitch that’s never invited but shows up anyways. #The One (Mostly) Normal Guy

[angelcak-3]

percy canonically has puppy/doe eyes and I would like to declare he got those from sally. that is all.

#I think it’s a Jackson character trait. which is so real too because they’re both so nice they deserve pretty eyes! #percy using puppy dog eyes in canon when he wants something manipulative king! #pjo #also rick calling it ‘baby seal eyes’ or whatever was so stupid 😭 not everything needs to be ocean related be serious!

[quietwingsinthesky]

Thinking about what if Supernatural pulled from mythology and every time they bound Death for whatever task, no one on Earth could die.

#yes yes I know the reapers are handling the minutiae but like. imagine. #I mean okay if they’re just ferrymen. and death is what facilitates the actual like. transformation. from a living person to a dead soul #that can either be transported to heaven or hell. or can refuse that transport and become a ghost. #and so what if they bound death and that transformation ceased to be a thing #it’s not happening naturally it’s something Death is doing. that’s It’s freaking job. #and not ‘oh no one can die’ in a ‘woah everyone magically heals’ way. I mean in like a ‘whatever damage is done will not lead to release.’ #people just keep living with mortal wounds and shit in Agony. #also something something a plague of bugs that Will Not Die but keep having babies and making more bugs super fast #I just feel like chaining death to do your bidding should have had consequences. #specifically when the Winchesters do it tho. not with s5 Lucifer binding death because he was taking it out to keep doing its job #the winchesters bind death without realizing the Consequences. and that fucks things up as long as it’s bound. #just thoughts. its nice when the big season finale actions have far reaching consequences surs #but I want the stupid shit they pull halfway through a season to fuck things up as well #spn #death spn

[constellations-and-energy]

my babies love each other so much 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#i love them #they have such a Dynamic #they’re the same age but they’re also biological brothers and they’re 14 years old #howie (blue collar) is the Adult who is so annoying but also determined and responds well to affection #Andy (red collar) is the baby who is slightly stupid but also the greediest attention seeker i’ve ever met #howie isn’t as big of a cuddler #but he’s so happy to sit near you #and andy needs to be kissed and hugged and he will hug you if you ask nicely #meaning he will push his body against you and hold it there until he is satisfied #my precious boys #i love them so much #howie and andy

[eirianerisdar]

No F this I am done

Some people don’t deserve to be parents

I am on yet another day and half shift and this 12 day old baby just came in with her bilirubin sky high and her weight super low (she’s still at birth weight and had lost weight since her fifth day of life) because THE FREAKING SHITS THAT CALL THEMSELVES HER PARENTS had been only breastfeeding her for 10 minutes every 3 hours and topping up with 20ml of formula BY CUP AND NOT BY BOTTLE and she’s so severely dehydrated she’s PEEING ONLY ONCE EVERY TWELVE HOURS

AND GUESS WHAT THE TOILET STAIN OF A FATHER SAID WHEN I WAS LIKE WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK A 12 DAY OLD BABY CAN DO WITH A CUP OF MILK

He was like Huh? I thought it was ok. The baby didn’t like drinking milk it’s not my fault

THIS IS THEIR SECOND CHILD HOW IS THE FIRST EVEN FREAKING ALIVE

#medicine #paediatrics #residency #pediatrics #how obsessed must you be with breastfeeding to starve your child for it #they thought giving a bottle meant the kid would never return to breastfeeding apparently #I’m so mad #I can’t yell at them in the ward because professionalism but I told the dad off very sternly #the mother’s not here because only one gets to stay with the baby #I’m like you don’t get a freaking choice feed effing formula now #medical happenings #my post #this shift started out ok initially and I even posted a new chapter #but like 16 hours in this happens and I am reminded paediatrics also gets a steady stream of cases #from FREAKING IDIOTS WHO SHOULDN’T HAVE PROCREATED #END YOUR FREAKING LINE #like the worst thing is this isn’t prosecutable because they’ll claim stupidity and the evidence points to that #dunno man I’m just gonna try to sleep it 12:30 am watch this they’re gonna call me im half an hour saying her bilirubin is stratospheric

[starlooove]

Whoever said There should be a new batcat kid actually is so right I think it’d be funny

#just an excuse for batfam dealing with a baby #also my Selina Kyle is afro Cuban #so the babies gonna be afro Cuban #no white genes allowed actually sorry 😢 #actually have y’all seen the Harley quinn show? #since selina has brown hair there the baby can have black hair #and strong brows #only thing it gets from Bruce #maybe his frown too or smth #i have so many diff aus for this kid depending on the circumstances #Cass’s Robin #normal civilian #stray bc Catlad is a stupid name #being to jason what Damian is to Dick #for that one tim gets mad bc when is it his turn #‘at least I have you Duke’ #No actually Duke is with Jason and the kid #they’re their own mini fam within the fam #anyways yeah I think it’d be funny lol #especially Selina refusing to live in the manor and smth always interrupting the wedding #‘i refuse to let my kid be a spoiled brat but also if you don’t give it everything it wants ever I’ll kill you and take the other kids’ #they manage #there was another post saying this I think??? #that we need a new batcat kid? #i forgot who it was but they’re so right

[katierosefun]

mmmm…how does one productively work through their anger

#caroline talks #realizing now i don’t know what to do when i’m mad or impatient with someone. #i suck af telling someone ‘you’re making me upset right now’ #because i tell myself ‘you’re overreacting’ or ‘god caroline it’s not that deep let it go’ #which i don’t think is a good coping skill #but also like. i know i need to TELL people they’re making me feel #angry or sad in order to not do anything even WORSE later #but i don’t know how to do that and then suddenly I’m violently opening a door #and my friends ask ‘omg caroline are you mad’ and i immediately??? feel??? bad???? #like why do i feel bad for expressing anger? because i did it indirectly??? #but i felt bad bc suddenly my friends—who are nice people btw!!—are now making a conscious effort to make me feel better #in whatever way that means… #but then I FEEL BAD? #like suddenly I feel like a stupid whiny baby throwing a tantrum about not being given attention #and it makes me feel small and selfish and stupid and i’m just like!!! #i don’t even want to tell THIS to my friends bc I’m scared they’ll listen to this #and think ‘holy shit caroline has ISSUES she has Baggage let’s stop being her friend’ #WHICH GOD IF THAT DOESNT SHOW I HAVE BAGGAGE— #and now I’m crying which is probably a bad sign #tw rant #i am going to regret writing this in the morning #but yeah idk i feel like i’m never anyone’s first choice. i’m never going to be anyone’s BEST friend never someone who’s joined at the hip #with another person. i tell myself that’s okay. but sometimes i’m not okay about it at all. #and it’s just. sometimes i feel resentful for my past for making me the way I am. like. dude I hope the people who made me this scared #and this distrusting of friends feel sorry for what they did to me. thank u! i no longer trust people! #but what’s silly is that they probably have no idea. and what’s even sillier is that i’m still hooked up on whatever pain i had in my #younger years. it feels unfair that i’m stuck with that kind of pain. and it feels immature. #but ah. ah well.

[padfootastic]

I saw your reblog about the funniest possibility for the prank, which mentioned Remus feeling sorta pity for Sirius losing all those points for Gryffindor, and I raise you “Sirius didn’t even lose any house points, whichever teacher was in charge at the time just asked James to explain the whole morality thing to Sirius and that it’s rude to nearly turn one of your friends into a murderer, and he got detention too.” The professor just figured this was a “Noble House of Black” thing and they’ve seen Bellatrix, they know that those children were not raised with any sort of morality

(Bellatrix, upon hearing he almost got a student killed and only got detention from it: Sweet, maybe he is actually my cousin. I was kind of worried he wasn’t related to me at all, wonder if he’ll give me tips)

i’m ngl, slightly unhinged, morally grey Blacks is one of my favorite tropes ever. i think i’ve talked about this way before but the thought of sirius being cut from the same cloth, no matter how much he tries to be different, is so fkn appealing to me for some reason? and like, i’m also a sucker for bella-sirius friendship and the push & pull they’ll have once he gets to hogwarts bc they’re so close and have a lot of history but also,,,highly contrasting, extreme positions in school/life/war etc makes things difficult. idk. i just have a soft spot for bella for some reason lol

imagine her coming up to sirius post-Prank with like,,,a wrapped something that she silently pushes into his hands before walking away. sirius is torn between ‘will this gut me if i open it?’ and ‘i don’t even care’. when he does open it, it’s something sentimental like idk a set of daggers or an intricate wand holster or some funky, horrific Dark object (think hand of glory vibes) bc bella just has a morbid sense of humor (and no matter how much sirius would deny the likeness, he does too) and this is just a message from her to him going ‘if you wanna do something right, u gotta do it yourself’. idk if any of that made sense but i promise it did in my head lol

#sirius black #bellatrix black #also this is kind of off topic but bellatrix is such a cool fucking name god #also. the teachers were probably glad no one actually got harmed lol #does anyone rly wanna go toe to toe w a black? even if it’s a baby black? nah #it’s not worth it #also i kinda feel like. fhere’ll be this implicit loyalty? like if someone tries to hurt sirius #the rest of them would square up #not outwardly ofc bc they’re not stupid gryffindors #but def subtle revenge style #bc ‘only the blacks can touch blacks. outsiders lay a hand on one of us and you’re fone’ sort of a thing ykno? #pen’s asks

[salsflore]

...... silly f/o thoughts bc my pinterest feed got dominated by childe and i’m abt to lose it

#i know he’s like this feared! cold! (when it comes to his fatui duties i guess) evil! blood thirsty! harbinger guy #but he also canonically texts me things like “hi how’s my pookie :( i miss my snugle wuggle bear :( i wuv you 💗💖” stupid stuff like that #LOL idk i like the idea of a serious childe whos just a total loser. yes #but also: i don’t like baby talk it’d make me annoyed. for the sake of a quick scenario to imagine though? sure #opposite for zhongli and diluc and that Bitch who will never be named i hate him and pray on his downfall everyday (in denial) #they’re serious and refined and cool it’d be so fun to baby talk them just to see their reaction #they kind of just have to put up with it ... #⠀mika’s chatroom !⠀

[velociraptorsaurusrex]

there’s an episode where johnny is wearing a red hot chili peppers shirt and I don’t remember which episode or anything else that happened in it off the top of my head because I was just staring at the shirt feeling confused and betrayed

#cobra kai #that band is such a non entity in my brain that I can’t even decide if I think he’d actually be a fan or not #trying to imagine him calling the red hot chili peppers Totally Badass and coming up empty #but it’s just because I have zero context for them as a band #i guess it makes a certain amount of sense when you consider they’re an LA band right #& also they are statistically popular etc etc like they’d have been on the radio #but then I also have so many questions about how he interacted w music like obviously the radio obviously he bought & made cassettes #as a side note I like to imagine the cobras copying each other’s tapes. #like possibly a kid like Johnny wld never have considered NOT just buying his own copy I just think it’s fun okay. #in ck he sort of just jumps to cassettes as well for like the comedy purposes of being tech stupid but I feel like #but then I can’t believe a guy who Likes Music would somehow make it this far without taking advantage of CDs. whatever #but I also want to say it makes me specifically a little sad that a guy like johnny presumably never like. #got to go full music nerd full musical exploration. idk I feel like he deserves to have like #a huge music collection #he deserves to like. have blues records and be a glam rock fan and to have gone to a bunch of concerts in the CA undergrond alt rock scene #they establish that music is important to johnny but they execute in such a way that… #textually music is only important to him as yet another aspect of his perception and performance of masculinity ?? #which has to be learned right like baby johnny listening to Boston on his bike is not thinking like ok is my music appropriately badass… #but as is common among his. demographic #& also due to his own specific experiences re what it means to be a man #he has to like. specifically assert that he listens to Cool and Badass music #& doesn’t acknowledge or maybe even personally see the ways his favorite 80s bands r playing with gender in performance #& that is also part of the whole. johnnys sexuality analysis as well #anyway my point being that his relationship to music is literally stunted by these psychological limitations #music is such a hotbed of gender & sexuality exploration & the fact that this is a closed avenue for him is SAD #the fact that he can’t use music to escape the confines of this idea of Masculinity and Who He Has To Be is SAD #the fact that he never got to go further than this handful of 80s metal bands and the god damn red hot chili peppers is SAD #like not even punk????????? not even grunge??? #this guy would have loved like. debbie harry. heart. some1 make him listen 2 early pat benatar I want 2 hear him call her Totally Badass #. what was this post about again

[jeezypetes]

Wowww I’m so glad i don’t work with the public in DC any more I just realized the big anti-abortion march was on friday… it was irritating but not too bad before roe v wade was overturned but if i had to be nice to those people this year I would’ve had a stroke

#its like. a lot of just like normal polite southern and midwestern women and also nuns. which is annoying bc they take up a lot of space and #don’t know how to navigate acity. but i used to feel very tolerant of prolifers bc I understand they’re mostly true believers who see it as #like civil rights for unborn babies. which is stupid but sympathetic. or it used to be for me but now im like u can all go straight to hell #i didn’t even notice them on the green line though????

[bo0zey]

my manager has kids:(😕 but i have a new resident doctor crush soooo;)😳

#i knew i didn’t stand a chance !!!!! #also i saw my first pediatric cardiac arrest today #i was okay during the code i was glad i could be helpful i just gave out flushes lol #they didn’t make it but i had a feeling that was gonna be the outcome cuz they were already in rigor mortis when they got to us #the doctor leading the code was the one i’ve recently started talking to more n he’s like rlly friendly w everyone #i wish i knew the difference between someone being nice to me and flirting w me lol #anyways he did really good leading the code as well as the other doctors doing their best n everyone else #he wanted to hold a debriefing w everyone afterwards but i stayed back to clean up the room so when mom say her baby it #wouldn’t be as traumatizing w all the blood snd gastric contents soaked towels and garbage EVERYWHERE #i wish they’d stopped the code sooner the doctor leading the code was the first to point out the baby was in rigor right at the beginning #but obviously cuz it’s a peds case they wanna do everything they can and he literally did EVERYTHING all the code meds u could possibly orde #this stupid lady next to me who had no idea what she was talking abt was like ‘wait i think i see something on the monitor’ n im like bitch? #the baby was literally PEA they’re in fcking rigor mortis stop trying to prolong this horribly aggressive mess just let it end peacefully #baby was asystole throughout the entire code..they couldn’t even intubate him cuz his jaw was clenched so tight #anyways right after everyone agreed w the leading doctor to end it the doc like put both hands on the bed and kinda #bowed his head but i saw the pained look on his face i hope he didn’t blame himself i mean he knew from the start the baby was in rigor and #he asked everyone to give the baby a moment at the end of the code #that’s when they were all gonna go debrief but i stayed behind #anyways my supervisors were asking me if i was ok n i was like yeah bc the baby looked so much more at peace when we readied the room formom #then later the leading code doctor found me and asked if i was okay and i said was fine..i felt better knowing he was already gone before #he got to the hospital and was in literal rigor mortis with a rectal temp of 94 deg F #but i didn’t want to seem too heartless bc i could tell the code had upset him and he was talking in a more quietly #concercdndd voice like he’s usually always loud and joking around like me so :( and the fact that he stopped to talk w me privately n was #genuinely wanting to know if i was okay made me ;-; cuz im not used to being comforted?? or having my emotions validated #i was like ‘yeah im fine now haha it might all hit me later when im driving home alone at the end of the shift lol’ #n he gave me a pat on the shoulder n said i did a good job ;—; #ngl i always thought he was kinda cute but i only just started talking n working w him on pts tuesday n i think he likes me???? #idk bc he’s friendly n easy to get along w everyone AS AM I but idk we talked 1-1 before n i got a Vibe 😳 from him #but anyways then i got home n had pasta n talked to my fam abt my day and told them i had my first peds cardiac arrest #then all of a sudden something in me switch??i felt myself stiffen n my eyes started watering so i went to my room n ended up crying 4 20min

[riggety-riggety-rickt]

i get hampter today:)

#all my friend are so sick of hearing about hamsters so I have to come here to talk about them #but I have his cage set up and everything already and I get him at 6 and I’m very excited #he’s gonna be my little dude #my tiny baby man #his cage is so bare atm but I’m gonna get him some new stuff soon - and if not I’ll just make it if I need to #no one told me years ago when i was getting jnto small animals that they’re DIY heavy pets but I make do #also this is off topic but my boyfriend’s hamster is named Bowser Sanchez and i think that’s just a funny little bonus for anyone #who reads my tags #wynn rambles about stupid shit <3