#they’re so fuckin big

[201-klz-dead]

ma’am respectfully i would do anything for you

#i’m sorry for the long fuckin post #they’re so pretty though fuckkkk #she is a lesbian!! not in the classical sense #i am actually physically ill because of these photos #gee #gerard way #gway #gee way #gerard #mcr #my chem #mcrmy #my chemical romance #im sorry for this i really am but i cant.. #big post

[tallymali]

boyf left the house to go to the pub and ended up accidentally leading the search for a missing child?? predicaments follow this man everywhere

#long story short the kids carers dont know the area well #were standing out on the trail panicking in the dark with just their phone lights on #boyf walks past and they ask him if hes seen a kid or if he knows where she could have gone #this area is all little trails through trees and marsh and streams #and he grew up here so he was like ah fuck theres so many places #he says give me a minute #runs back to grab his fluorescents and big torch #then went back and was giving ppl directions on where to check #cops turn up and they dont fuckin know the area either #so they’re asking him about all the different trails and shit #quite the situation

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh god the next time I get fucked he’s literally going to tear my pussy in half with how much I can feel myself stretching around my small glass dildo when I’m just trying to get the fucking thing inside me right now so I can feel stretched and filled while I grind on my wand 😅🥵

#cons of having a man with a big dick when you have a tiny stupidly tight fucking pussy lmfao #like …. his size compared to how tight my pussy is literally left friction burns on his dick after he fucked me and I was soaking wet #like there was nothin fuckin dry down there and I STILL rubbed his dick like raw in spots because of my ridiculous fuckin pussy grip #shits wack man like why did I have to be so tight that using some toys can rip/tear me if they’re too big like wtf this is uncalled for #I just wanna fuck big toys/dicks without risking the life of my fucking vagina my guy #and not have to keep it out of service for like 6-8 weeks while my fucking tears and shit heal like god so fucking ANNOYING ugh sjdhfjjfjf

[thatwasntverycashmoneyofme]

aggy ass boys who fell in love with you ever since you ‘beat his ass’ for touching your hair.

We know as young black girls raised by our mothers they always tell us to never let anybody touch our hair—never🙅🏾‍♀️.

So fast forward to you telling him to stop twice after tugging on your hair, who doesn’t take heed to your warning tugs on it again extra hard, harder than the other times, your arm comes barreling forward, palm connecting with his face.

“I told you to stop so many times just leave me alone.” You scurry off not wanting to be caught and punished leaving him behind, who’s face turned red for two reasons that day.

After that he never touched your hair and followed behind you quietly wherever he could, face turning a peach shade whenever you side eyed him. That was the day he knew he fell in love.

Bakugo, Inasa, Sanemi, Inosuke, Eren, Connie, Reiner, Hanma, Sanzu, Arthur Boyle, Aoi, Gojo

𝗌𝗉𝖺𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗌, 𝗋𝖾𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖣𝖮𝖭𝖳 𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖺𝗅, 𝖼𝗈𝗉𝗒 𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾. ©𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖺𝗅

#city.writes #black writers #black reader #x black reader #black fem reader #x black fem reader #black yn #you and your fav #inasa insouke and arthur do it because they are truuly so fuckin daft like not a thought behind those eyes #bakugo sanemi and hanma do it to really piss you tf off like they think shit sweet fr #maybe cuz they don’t know how to express their feelings or idk basic human decency or whatever #truly some dogs🙄 #gojo and connie do it cuz they think they’re soo funny literal class clowns big ass boots and everything #eren reiner sanzu and aoi probably do it out of curiosity but they won’t stop nor did they ask so it get annoying #plz you’re welcome to add more of your fav characters #mha #kny #aot #fire force #jjk #tokyo revengers

[hearty-an0n]

The bottle is so hard to open and the pills are so tiny, but i did it. (Aren’t you proud of me, big brother?)

#<3 #poetry #siblings #ask to tag #this is not a regular thing you should do. do not stick your fingers in someone’s mouth if they’re having a seizure #i was giving him prescription medicine #guess what!!! another poem about my brother!! who could’ve seen that coming!!! #the teeth marks have already faded i feel like ive lost something integral to who i am as a person #but whatever #also those pills ARE SO SMALL!!! i almost dropped that mfer a million times before i got close to his fuckin mouth #anyways. this one is about feeling like a small child who needs their big brother to save them and fix things #but big brother is the one that needs to be saved. so the world sucks.

[designernishiki]

im at the haruka + akiyama duo section of 5 now and i love it <3 both for the uncle/niece sort of dynamic they have and because i fucking love me a murder mystery baby

#weirdly very good choice of character to help haruka solve the crime and all that considering he #went to fucking law school amazingly enough #like. he’d actually know what the fuck he’s talking about despite how incompetent he seems on the surface fjddcjendgj #he’s actually got CREDENTIALS #anyway yeah also their dynamic is just very sweet and I’m so fucking glad two major characters finally got to meet like god I’ve been #WAITING #rambling #y5 #im reserving my thoughts about mirei and that whole… situation…….until I have all the context possible at this point #cause imma be real I didn’t see what happened to her comin #so. god knows what else I haven’t seen yet that I’ll need to consider #so far though. as much as they’re emphasizing a lot right now her work ethic and dedication and etc for haruka to elevate her career and #etc etc etc and that being a very sentimental and kindhearted thing and whatnot. imma be real I still find it mostly bullshit #I mean. even mirei herself could’ve maybe believed she was doing all that for haruka’s sake alone but that doesn’t erase the fact that mirei #had a plan for haruka since day fuckin one (before that probably) and it had nothing to do with caring for her and her personal freedoms or #enjoyment in life or anything- she elevated haruka because she projected onto her BIG TIME and needed to redeem herself after failing #in the industry by living vicariously though a mini-mirei conditioned to think she wants all the things mirei wants #and so on and so on. like #it seems really sweet and giving of her that she’d do so much to take out that loan and what have you. but once you step back for a moment #and go wait a second. this isn’t what haruka even wanted in the first place. she hasn’t had personal freedom at all the past six months and #mirei taking her shopping and letting her choose between some clothes on her own (ONLY allowing designer brand though. obviously) #is an effective way of making haruka believe she has free will and is doing what she honestly wants to do #because god forbid she realizes that- yeah mirei has sacrificed a lot for me- but I never asked her to and becuase of it now I have massive #responsibilities and expectations to uphold. after all- how could she live with herself if she rejected what mirei worked so hard for #especially after mirei. you know. suddenly dies. (not saying that was part of her manipulation or something just saying that it plays into #it conveniently well- haruka REALLY couldn’t live with herself now if she didn’t win this contest and debut) #annnnyway. it’s very interesting. mirei is… very interesting #I said I wasn’t gonna comment on her yet but. oops

[fieryvoid-scout]

I updated my crime because I finally became confident in what I wanted the front teeth to look like. But I feel kinda like I just remade sharkies but like angled them to be more mammalian in nature.

Tumblr is completely butchering this img, goddam

Proud of them for the most part, but I can’t shake the feeling I missed something when I see them when he smiles mouth closed tho.

#ffxiv #maybe its just the fact that most predators with fangs don’t have prominent front teeth like humans have #they’re usually significantly smaller #that could be whats tripping me up #ive CONSIDERED doing the molars to be pointy too #but honestly you barely ever see them so it might just make the mouth more noisy and take away from big fuckin canines!! to kill you with!! #will I upload this for others to use?? debatable #i doubt many care about teefs being JUST SO as my brain does lmaoo

[crybaby-bkg]

some of them mfs on rupaul genuinely piss me off so bad like ohhhhhhh my god I’m over it all

#imagine having zero fucking accountability at your big age #and thinking bc you scream at someone that it automatically makes you innocent bc they’re too scared to speak up #and that lying so fuckin blatantly is okay #sorry I’m just PISSED #like I don’t even wanna watch the show anymore IM SO ANNOYED #—in store chit chat! 🍫

[tedthetalk]

Antagonist jokingly decides he doesn’t want to get older every single year and every year his wife goes well your only alternative is to die :) and he moans and groans and stoically decides to keep living and get older 2 not undo all her hard work

#one year she goes ok have fun in the afterlife! instead and he acts SO sad and betrayed and decides to keep living out of spite to annoy her #they’re so stupid #big fuckin robots and stuff

[verdemoth]

thunderstorm came in suddenly and the second rumble was Sooooo loud and apparently hit the yard next to us and i was very nervous and did a self portrait abt it. and then horses got brought up in some way and i did another self portrait abt it. also i got new glasses today yippee

#chatter #image #coming down off the anxiety. it’s been quiet after that big boom so it’s ok i think #also it’s weird having new glasses. the last lenses i got like 5+ years ago. and the frames i’ve had since i was a kid but they were #getting broken and i needed plastic frames so i got new ones. with the fun magnetic sunglasses as a free bonus #feels weird. LOOKS weird. the edges are very warped #but i can actually read things at a distance further than the length of my body. and even closer objects are sharper than usual #fuckin wild #the height of the ground felt a little wrong. i’ll get used to it tho #plastic frames feel weird. but i was told they’re better when you have super thick lenses #it’s not too bad it’s close enough in shape to my old ones that i can adjust ok

[seraphicalsuccubus]

oh no I smoked too much weed and gave myself zoomies both from the excitement from my new peak pro and the excitement from the new weed itself and def smoked way more than I should have and probs will continue to smoke more than I should because of this double dose of excitement until I finally just pass out after days of hardly sleeping recently lmao

but ANYWAYS before that happens !!! I currently have the strongest urge to go wreck people in fucking battlegrounds to level one of my assorted disc priests and because like …. ever since I got 100k honorable kills achieve, I’ve wanted that goddamn fucking ‘the Bloodthirsty’ title from the 250k honorable kills achieve and I was farming that before I stopped having the drive to game a few months back.

so let’s see how queues go at 2am on a fucking Wednesday morning, I wonder if I’ll give up before I find a bracket with fast pvp queues tonight tbh. it’s more likely I’ll end up pugging a raid on my mistweaver main if it takes too long to get into a battleground just to preoccupy myself for a bit and try to get a chance at trinkets and shit lmao

#this is huge tho I haven’t WANTED to game enough to drag my laptop out and play in MONTHS #I logged in for the first time in ages the other day and I had so much fun in my battlegrounds I didn’t even realize we were winning #I was just having a fucking blast being a healer and a menace because I’m playing a disc priest rn of course lmao #and now I want to game again so bad but like mindlessly and bgs are mindless to me I guess??? #like they’re so easy and all muscle memory and hardly take any thought so I think I could function enough to fuck some people up for a bit #or raiding Amirdrassil on LFR or normal. also pretty mindless even when pugging groups and all that. #everything’s usually one shot one kill or like 2 shots per kill max because people learn from their mistakes !!! #but like as a healer I know my shit so it’s just mindless (except for Larodar ((MY BELOVED)) because I LOVE that fight and get super into it #his dialogue is just too fuckin good and the voice??? truly chefs kiss like perfect voice casting #almost as fantastic as Sire Denathrius tbh and that’s like the big vocally satisfying one for me LMAO #this tag rant went on a wild roller coaster what the fuck I am so sorry for anyone who read these #I’m trying to read them back and I can’t even understand my fucking thought process LMFAO

[kuiinncedes]

aksndbdhdhdhhd

#watch me fuckin scream lmfao bro #i’m on a trip sorta to a conference thing that my dad has kinda made me and my brother go to lol and #we’re sharing airbnb and ig the whole trip w a few ppl he knows that i don’t know at all #and i have to room w this 13 yr old girl in like not even a full bed 😭 #and like it’s partly a lot funny bc why am i so scared of this situation lmfaooooo like i’m absolutely more scared of her than she is of me #i keep thinking of that john m/uIaney bit abt 13 yr olds or whatever being the meanest ppl in the world LOL #she’s not mean afaik i’ve barely talked to her bc i am a fully functioning twenty fucking one year old 🤩💀 #idk bro i had a trip earlier this yr where like i could’ve shared a double bed w one of my best friends but we found out the sofa was a #sofa bed so we didn’t and i was highkey relieved jfchdhdhdbh #but here we are also apparently after we get back from this i have to share a bed at home w another near stranger who’s staying w us 🥳 #like it’s not that big of a deal i feel like i’m not super uncomfortable or anything i just feel like whining and i don’t want to do it #lmfaooooo 😭😭😭 #anyway 🫡 #it’s fine everything’s fine im just getting kinda annoyed on this trip by the two other strangers my dad knows #who idk are fine they’re fine i just wasn’t expecting any of it 😭 and i don’t like #new ppl apparently DNBCFJSBCHXNDB anyway #🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 <- waow it’s me #jeanne talks #but bro sharing a bed isn’t gonna make me alr not super great at falling asleep in new places fall asleep easier 🤩 #and we have to be up early lol not that that’s usually a problem for me anyway #rly the point is i just rly wanna whine and complain <3 #it’s rly not that serious #so sorry LOL 🤡🧍🏻‍♀️ ok lemme go to sleep bc i am actually tired sndbchhdjdhc

[thefactsofthematter]

having random au thoughts but ballet dancer race is so very special to me… mini fic in the tags lol

#his teacher made him take pre-pointe when he was like 11 because he had weak wobbly ankles but high arches and kept hurting himself #at the end of the year when all the girls had their first pointe fittings he was like wtf :( i want some too after all this work :( #so his mom took him to get fitted for pointe shoes expecting him to try it for a while and then be over it bc boys don’t do pointe #but he LOVED it and it helped his overall dancing SO MUCH #so then he gets to college and leaves his home studio and has this secret skill that he keeps under wraps for a while #until they’re doing this big year end showcase where he needs to choose a variation to perform #and he’s like fuck it. this is my time to stand out. #and he chooses grand pas classique bc of COURSE he has to do the most. if he’s doing this he’s choosing something super difficult #to show off how actually insanely controlled his dancing is and how graceful his lines are… which isn’t always as clear in male variations #and he doesn’t wear a tutu or a tiara bc he doesn’t want this to look like he’s doing drag or making a joke #he finds this gorgeous costume that’s manly but beautiful and suits him just right and he goes out there en pointe and crushes it #but yeah idk he goes from so nervous to just. fuckin validated and overjoyed as soon as ge hits the end pose and everyone starts cheering #or like all his friends start screaming during the quick piqué turns at the end and he’s never been happier #and his first teacher is probably there (maybe it’s medda) and god it was worth it to make him try something weird when he was little #bc look at him now :’)

[peapod20001]

Ough. Curse of changed oc name

My problem isn’t having to change the tags on their posts, it’s inconveniencing my friend that has oc tags for my ocs 😭

#random post #wah like...I’m soary #this is entirely about Felix aka Schadenfreude #I keep almost typing her oc tag as Felix..... all the time #I call her Felix more than Schadenfreude at this point even tho she STILL goes by that name in story #but like. my brain #I see her and I’m like. oh!! my love!! Felix my darling sweetest!! #smh kinda off topic but I literally. I LITERALLY went into making the murder gang just wholeheartedly ’they’re bad people and killers and #can’t be redeemed EVER’ and now like. lmao. I obviously failed there rip #like...except for Needy. I’ve been makin them so sweet and wholesome sometimes #hell. even Needy is pecking away at my restraint like NO at least ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO BE FUCKED OVER FOREVER AND BE IRREDEEMABLE #BUT. gagavahah!!!! the fuckin bitch is making me feel sorry for her and I’m slapping those thoughts away like nooooo shoo shoo #she fuckin DIES I CANT start liking her and I CANNOT get attached and she CANT make her actions understandable #*head in hands* noooo why did I fail so hard at making the big evils 😞 #don’t even get me started on old man father Blandamore don’t get me STARTED on him I can’t make him relatable ever NO #anyways thanks for comin to my ted talk I talked about. two very different things but whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[commanderfloppy]

Doing these shitposts has made me realized how funny of a dynamic Tori and Rytlock would have

#like they kind of hate each other but also really get along?? #because on the one hand Rylock is a total grump and Tori is a chaos gremlin #Rytlock would make some comment during a mission about Tybalt being ‘soft’ and Tori would be ready to fucking kill him #and you know Tori would be making so many jokes at Rytlocks expense he’d also want to ring his neck #but then like they also have a lot of similararities #they’re both normally somewhat ‘smart and capable’ people who frequently lose all brain cells and impulse control #both Can hate on certain aspects of human society #also they would 100% bond over thinking Logan is a dweeb #again the dynamic is so weird #they’re one second away from killing each other but also one second away from complaining about shit at a bar together #oh god and you know they enable each other’s dumbass sides during a fight #‘hey you think if I filled this area with flammable gas Sohothin would be more powerful’ #‘yeah probably do it’ #*cue a fuckin big fuckin explosion*