#they’re all on thin ice

[marvelousartcatastrophe]

i think i need to study you. in a lab

You should.

Anyways here’s my creature:

He doesn’t have a neck.

#the zutara incident #art catastrophe #zukka #zutara #fuck you gloomy #why is this happening to me #all of the time #and I’m never let into this server that gloomy keeps shaming me in front of so many people #like yall imma be so fr #he jumps to conclusions and makes me look like a fool #but I have so much dirt and black mail on him #they’re dancing with steal toed shoes on thin ice #and when they break through they’re going straight to the murky bottom where no one will see them for what they are #but for what I make them to be #this is war #don’t make me bring up the escalator incident gloomy #or the ice cube incident #the ice cube incident unrelated to the iced milk issue you’ve got going on #guys I knew this guy when he decided to look like a watmelon made love to his hair #don’t trust him theyre so weird <3

[lilmeowmeowsagelesath]

well i sure do have a type..... 👀

#i love them all omg #and they’re all so pretty help #😍🥰😍 #romance club #kazu #lotw #legend of the willow #sin #kingu #the flower from tiamat's fire #tftf #murphy #rage of the titans #rott #tate marshall #on thin ice #oti #rc #mine #my shit

[sunfortune]

i’m actually so scared they’re gonna ruin kanthony bc they’re not gonna know what to do with an established relationship dynamic without creating unnecessary strife or disrespect

#like you know in elite (terrible bad show i know but listen) guzman and nadia were Only cute at the very end of season 1 #when he was like head over heels for her and actually was nice to her #and then in season 2 he was standoffish and a bit of a dick (i know his sister died. i do not care. talk to nadia nice -_-) #litchrally nadia was doing charity work getting with him. i do not care how much money he had #so for HIM to be the one pulling away and being annoying #you should be counting your lucky stars every day she gave you a chance. dumb bitch #anyway that’s my biggest fear for season 3 kanthony #that after all of anthony’s clownery they’re gonna think he can still manage more clownery in regards to kate. he can Not #he’s already on thin ice #he needs to worship the ground she walks on for the rest of his life to make up for all the bs he pulled #i am not seeing kate get disrespected #i do not wanna see anthony doing shit without her #he should only be there when she is as well #he should ask her permission to breathe #peace and love on planet kate #bridgerton #bridgerton*

[lestatthevamp]

Wait people are actually fighting over Armand and Lestat being with or not being with Louis????

As if they’re both not the worst ??? And stupid ???

#they both suck. argument over #Louis is always on thin ice bc he’s also kind of stupid #i love them all but they’re dumb #lestat is dumb #Armand is dumb #Louis needs to be single for a hot second ✋ #they’re dumb #all of them #dumb #interview with the vampire #IWTV #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #armand #vampire chronicles #the vampire chronicles #vc #anne rice #loustat #idk what the ship name for Armand and Louis is sorry #😂

[choupiee]

Okay but, imagine Chishiya and Kuina (no borderlands au and they’re in college) just being bffs or Kuina ranting at Chishiya for dress codes or talking about the most randomest shi-

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Kuina: Oh my lord

Kuina: Chishiya, answer your damn phone

Chishiya: ??

Kuina: I’m too lazy to crash at your place

Chishiya: And that’s a problem why?

Kuina: Bc I got tea to spilllllllll

Chishiya: Well hurry up and tell me right now

Kuina: Heading, it’s about dress codes

Chishiya: Pass

Kuina: Bro c’mon oml-

Chishiya: Just follow the dress codes, it’s not that hard

Kuina: I actually did but apparently my jeans aren’t allowed bc of tHe hOLes

Chishiya: Sad

Kuina: Give me a good comeback to getting dress coded, and yes I think your smart so I’m asking you

Chishiya: “Nah I’m good”

Kuina: Oml Chi you little b

Chishiya: Just walk into a crowd of people and escape the professor, what’d they gonna do? Hurdle at you?

Kuina: Some of them would ngl

Chishiya: Bro that’s harsh

Kuina: Damn tell me about it

Kuina: Also I’m here bc Tatta, Usagi and Chota are begging for you to check their assignments

Chishiya: Am I suddenly a professor now?

Kuina: They thought you were when I described you to them

Chishiya: Girl what did you say??

Kuina: ‘stoic, calm, smarter than the professors, quite moody ect’

Chishiya: What am I? A tired leader, leading a whole group?

Kuina: YO YOU WATCHED THE HOBBIT THING?

Chishiya: Yeah I did because I was bored man

Kuina: I’m so happy you actually did something

Chishiya: Oh why no problem at all, fuck you

Kuina: And yes I did tell the others your smarter than a professor

Chishiya: How am I smarter than a professor?

Kuina: You pulled up with an actual counter-argument to my rant on a professor disregarding women getting their period products for free from the school’s office

Kuina: And I sent them that

Chishiya: I shit you not, did you actually?

Kuina: Yes I did b

Chishiya: Did they pull up?

Kuina: Sadly, no

Kuina: BUT-

Kuina: They did put the products for free after I sent that

Kuina: AND BRO DW I TOLD THEM IT WAS FROM YOU

Kuina: They kinda didn’t know where you are from so I did tell them you were at that one ‘apparently smart’ priv college

Chishiya: And you let everyone in the main gc know-

Kuina: Yes tf I did

Chishiya: I’m gonna cry

Kuina: That’s a first lmao

Chishiya: Fine I’ll check the assignments, I have nothing else to do anyway

Kuina: Sad, and I’m gonna tell them now

Kuina: They’re ecstatic, the others started sending in theirs in

Chishiya: Bro-

Kuina: DAMN NOT MY FAULT THEY ALL GANGED UP ON ME

Chishiya: Why you always start fights ong

Kuina: I’m not that bad chill tf out

Chishiya: Damn alr

Chishiya: Tatta sucks at math, Niragi’s not actually that bad, Ann’s too, Usagi’s pretty good, Arisu’s on thin ice, Karube is long gone, Chota is fine, got one question wrong and that will maybe-maybe-not affect his grade though

Kuina: Okay ty bby

Chishiya: Wh-

Kuina: I call everyone bby

Chishiya: Yeah duh

Kuina: lmao

Kuina: I’m bored

Chishiya: Do something

Kuina: Yo they all replied

Kuina: Everyone said ty btw

Chishiya: Even Karube and Arisu?

Kuina: Even Karube and Arisu.

Chishiya: Sad

Kuina: Damn Ikr

Chishiya: Yo got a text from my crusty af boss again, he said he needs me

Chishiya: You got all my permission to kill me

Kuina: Kk I will bby 💕

Chishiya: Your weird fr

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Slightly ooc, but hear me out-

#alice in borderland #chishiya shuntaro #kuina hikari #they both besties stfu #Kuina and Chishiya forever love them #I want them both #aib chishiya #aib kuina #they definitely become a whole new breed when they’re with eachother #usagi yuzuha #tatta kodai #chota segawa #karube daikichi #arisu ryohei #ann rizuna #niragi suguru #they all besties fr #Niragi’s on thin ice tho

[nazumichi]

just occurred to me that the reason why hunter’s new hair has such a similar silhouette to luz’s (at least before the ponytail) is because it’s likely that camilla cut it for him. in which case. starts yelling.

#raii talks a lot #toh #I bet he thanked her a lot and was really pleased with it and he showed it off the hexsquad #and they were all like “nice hair cut” and luz was silent before thoughtfully rubbing her chin and saying so #*something along the lines of “inspired by my signature look huh?” and the blood drained from that boys face so fast I’m TELLING YOU #on the off chance that this does get notes ppl who tag it with the siblings tag are on thin ice #*unless they’re mutuals do what you want forever

[evildilf2]

Guys… IDK if I’m attracted to men with long hair… (confession) >_<

#all my little words #if they have like a bangs/mullet situation they’re on thin ice but the whole man bun/long hair/ponytail thing has never worked for me IDK #is that a masc 4 masc opinion to have… am I evil

[serenfloras]

Latinos 🤝 SWANA

United in our shared disdain for the Iberians.

#andorra can stay but its on THIN FUCKING ICE #spain stole all that gold and for what. they’re still broke #morocco doing what we all wanted to do #world cup 2022

[lilypucks]

why is it that the only slavic characters in media are always “big scary russian guy that can kill you” and that’s it nothing else

#crow rambles #i mean yeah i guess it’s a fun trope n i get where they’re coming from too but also like??? is that all you can think of???? i never see- #-any other sort of slavic characters #always just that one in so many pieces of media #the artemis fowl books r on thin ice because while butler definitely fits the trope he’s also not specifically russian #and i like the books #also shoutout to the book i’m reading currentlh #called a girl a raccoon and the midnight moon #having a slavic character that’s not big scary russian man !! and ukrainian too which i’m happy to see as one myself #mini rant over back into the void i go

[nonamefangirl]

pls spill the beans on your celebrity nemeses 👀👀

oh boy i’m gonna sound like an outright asshole but i’ll give a brief rundown of each person i listed:

charlie day is one that is hard to explain idk what it is about him but maybe it’s just overall bad vibes i don’t really have a solid reason but any time i see he’s part of something, i’m out

kyle mooney is the WORST snl cast member he so unfunny he brings every skit to a screeching halt i can’t STAND him i’m so glad he left

charlie puth isn’t as serious as the first two i just think it’s fun to dislike him lol part of the reason i started disliking him tho is bc we were playing a lot of his music at work & it would drive me up the wall. unfortunately this reason is a big cause for other celebrity nemeses for me too even tho they literally have no choice in how much we play their music at my work rip

bradley cooper & ryan gosling i think are both just v overrated they’re average actors i just think they are overhyped

#i def am a person who will start to hate someone just bc they’re super popular it is a toxic trait of mine i’m aware #what’s funny is adam driver & timothée chalamet also used to both be nemeses of mine but now i love them both #especially timbob i love him dearly i would die for him except he’s on thin ice rn for bones & all that movie was… not good #anyway i hope this wasn’t too pessimistic or mean lmao #but thank you for asking jules this made me giggle when i saw it 🤭 #jules 💜 #caramelcalum

[junewild]

also this is ONLY about poly + m/f relationships but changing my preferred age range from 25-30 to 30-40 has been literally life-changing like… i’m now talking to guys who have their shit together and have done the emotional work to become better men and better partners and is2g i will never pursue a relationship w a man in their 20s again

#personal #obv there are bad men of all ages but it is a little easier to find the good ones among them this way 😌 #women in their 20s can stay but they’re on thin fucking ice #i am also in my 20s but i have done an insane amount of work compared to the average person my age i swear

[tylleet]

I don’t need the personalities in ur fic to be consistent with the source material but I do need chapter 2 & 17 to feel like the same character

#tylleethoughts #I have a fever and the only thing I’ve done for like 2 days is read this one fic and sleep #and then character a fucks up in a major way #like seriously fucks over character b #and character c (their supposed bestie) just doesn’t care??? #like that shit is all forgiven now bc they’re back together? #two chapters ago character Cs heart was breaking over how A was treating B #that shit hasn’t been undone or worked through or even properly apologised for #FOUR CHAPTERS AGO U TALKED ABOUT HOW B JUST LETS THE PEOPLE HE LOVES USE HIM BUT I GUESS SINCE THEYRE OFFICIALLY BOYFRIENDS #AND NOT A SITUATIONSHIP ITS FINE???? #she would not fucking SAY THAT #character A would be on such thin fucking ice #the narrative is acting like A & B we’re equally in the wrong #and I just cannot disagree more #C is like hypersensitive to the nuances of her friends emotions #she would not let this slide #don’t establish a characters core values/traits if ur just going to throw them out when it pleases ur romance #reading #I don’t have proper tags to sort anything on this blog but I’m working on it #I might have to dnf this

[fullofvexation]

I loved the Barbie movie but if I see one more post about how “it’s so beautiful because it was all practical effects not CG uwu ” I’m going to lose my goddamn mind

#what the fuck do you people think the 300+ vfx artist listed in the credits did????? #you think they’re just there for decoration??? #honestly fuck Christopher Nolan and his ‘no cg’ bullshit and Greta Gerwig you’re a great director but you’re on thin fucking ice #insane watching directors lean and lean on cgi and vfx and then turn around and completely disavow it because it’s not…. idk? #it’s not popular atm? it’s not sexy enough? #god it makes me so angry #you do good work and you take pride in what you make and it looks amazing and your reward is ppl congratulating directors for not hiring you #people will see a puppet that’s been fully CGIed over and was poetic about how you can TELL it’s practical #looking at you Vecna and Jarnathan #and the most recent predator #I might delete this late but it sucks the industry is so fucked by the strike right now things are bad #and on top of it all the two biggest movies with HUGE vfx presences are sitting around preening about how they didn’t use vfx #for fucks sake #y’all want to support vfx artists? consider that we’re ARTISTS and not just a cheap replacement to practical things #or at least that we can be both idk #I’m already bracing myself for this shit to roll back around when my latest project comes out #I did not sell 18 months of my life it Aardman for ppl to set around talking about how revolutionary it is that there’s no cg in [redacted]

[squishycheekanon]

Just a little price thot🥰🌸

You meet Price in a supermarket. Bumping right into him, more like slamming into him. The pint of chocolate ice cream and box of extra soft tisses that were safety tucked in your arms going all over the floor. Moving rather swiftly for a beefy man of his size, he quickly darts to the ground to grab the dropped items.

He’s so careful about the way he gives them back to you, holding them out to you with a small smile. The comfort items look so much smaller in his hands than they did in yours, he doesn’t even have them all the way out to you. They’re practically against his stomach, unconsciously encouraging you to come to him for them.

Then you look into his eyes and you think you feel your knees going weak, he definitely feels his buckling. The way you blink up at him with your pretty eyes all teary with smudged mascara and your soft lips formed into a sad little pout.

The words who did this he instinctively wants to say die on his tongue when he realises you aren’t his to protect, you don’t even know each other. Strangers, and he already wants to fight your battles without even know what they are.

“M’sorry.” You sniffle.

“Not a problem little darlin.” It’s a deep rumble from within his chest when he speaks. Thin lips curving up slightly, his bushy moustache moving with them, those thick mutton chops and that full beard catching your attention too. His voice is gruff and accented. You reckon you could listen to it every second of the day and never want for silence.

John was there from then on. He was just there, had inserted himself into your life, almost like a stray cat you feed once and suddenly it comes back everyday. This gorgeous older man had simply become a part of your day to day life.

You’re heading to work? He’s giving you a lift in his black chevy truck. You’re on your lunch break? He’s luring you outside for a cute little picnic in the park. You’re finishing work? He’s taking you back to your place and staying. He’s cooking you dinner, massaging your tired body. Lingering touches and longing stares. He wasn’t even trying to hide how much he fancied you.

Especially when it came to you dating other guys. He’d hate when you’d come home after a date, he’s in your apartment obviously waiting for you to return, and you’re all sad it didn’t work out. Questioning yourself and your worth or beauty. It would have Price’s ruggedly handsome face contorting in anger.

He would tell you no man would ever be good enough for you. He would also say no one was deserving of you. John would express that although he very much believed that, he would love it if you gave him the chance to try.

You would be so confused what he meant. Only understanding when he would hover over you, caging you in with his tall, burly figure and repeating the words “be mine” over and over again like a mantra.

He caught a look in your eyes at his words, similar to the one he saw when he first met you. It was clouded with confusion and want but it was there. Price knew. It was so obvious he wondered how no one else had seen it. But he knew, one look into your pretty eyes and he knew you needed taking care of. And the retired vet was more than happy to fill that role in your life.

#john price x oc #john price x reader #captain price x reader #price smut #captain john price #price x reader #cod price #john price #captain price #price #captain price x you #john price x y/n #john price x you #captain price x reader smut #captain price x female reader #price x you #price x oc #price x y/n #captain price x y/n #captain price smut #squishycheekanon #asks are appreciated #price thots

[annarubys]

i want a tattoo so bad but i’m so picky and also afraid about finding work in a personalityless stuffy field for the next 45 years or so :(

#i’ve seen so many beautiful tattoos that i would absolutely never want on me. is the problem #i refuse to have colors on me and it has to fit on my wrist or ankle. forearm or ribcage MAYBE but they’re on thin ice #a ribcage one would always be hidden though :/ #i​‘d prob get an mcr one but death imagery is also out all i think about when i see tattoos like that is well i’m going to be dead one day #and buried by my family like that 😐 #i don’t want to open up any trauma for them alshfjghdkhjk that sounds like such insane reasoning but i feel like it would invite bad energy #i loveeee seeing other people’s though they’re so cool #a.txt

[itsyourlinechunchy]

sorry for the dsmp spam but dw it’s never happening again that shit SUCKED

#mcyt #my post #thankful for the memories and all the friends i made but i’m staying away from that server #am still a fan of a few ccs so you might see them still but they’re all on thin fucking ice