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#they not seeing heaven for this!
ducktollers · 6 months
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if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with. Captivated by a man with big sparkly brown eyes and slutty hands and a pretty waist you may be entitled to financial compensation
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jameszmaguire · 7 months
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I think it would be better for everyone if I were to be left alone in the future. Don't you?
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bishy437 · 3 months
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he won
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catmask · 1 year
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bf admitted he likes being bossed around which is insanely funny considering 1) my mom always told me id never find a partner bc i can be bossy (just comes built in being the oldest sibling also Literally got it from her. also im a virgo not my fault) 2) i was asking him because i was worried i was doing it unconsciously (i try my best not to be) but then he was like no keep doing it i like it
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selenityshiroi · 11 months
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Zelda travelling around Hyrule after the Calamity and people are tripping over themselves to tell her stories about the Hero because they love that feral cryptid mad man and are so proud of him
'I met him when I was about to get eaten by a Hinox...he jumped off a horse, fired 12 arrows in the blink of an eye and then got smacked in the face with a tree...but then he came back and hacked away at it's legs with this stupidly big sword until it finally died'
'He was wearing this weird patched together mask that looked like a monster but he made enough curry for everyone so we didn't like to ask'
'But...the hero was a girl? She wore these lovely green silks and every time she came out of the Gerudo Canyon she had a bag full of electric safflina to sell to Beedle over there. The Gerudo think she's an amazing fighter, which says a lot, and she always thanked me for looking after her horses when she went into the desert'
'I swear to Hylia that he ran through here wearing nothing but his underwear and a mask shaped like a leaf...claimed he was looking for the Children of the Forest. Sorry, Princess, but I'm not sure he was quite right in the head at the time'
'He used to creep in here silently wearing this grey mask and with enough lizards and beetles that we could make enough elixirs to last for a month. Not sure I ever saw his face without it'
And the entire time Link is stood neatly dressed, three steps away, listening to every word and no one pays him the slightest bit of attention. Because none of them cotton on that 'prim and proper Royal Knight' Link and 'I will defeat this Lynel with a stick, a pot lid and a bucket load of adrenaline' Wild Child Hero is the same man. Especially with how many masks he owned.
When they walk away and are out of sight and earshot Zelda just raises her eyebrow with a smile and he is like '...I can explain...it made sense at the time'
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munchy-k · 5 months
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encounter in ghost town
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courtmartialme · 11 months
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my transmasc riza art from 2022 :^)
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moonjiminn · 7 days
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looks like a fool in love to me..
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mooncakebun · 2 months
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Redraw of the Hualian piece from yesterday 🙏
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biboomerangboi · 2 months
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This is absolutely no hate genuinely write whatever you want but Mean Dom Hua Cheng is so funny to me like Xie Lian literally burned his house down and Hua Cheng showed up with his crying sword and neck bared because he gave Xie Lian an ouchie that bitch is not doing punishment play.
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chernozemm · 8 months
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I need Aziraphale learning very quickly that being kind and considerate gets him nowhere in Heaven, so he tucks away his goofy, big-hearted nature and just turns into a maliciously compliant Bitch™.
This is a man who canonically has "discouraged" multiple mobster groups threatening to burn his bookshop, who has successfully scared hundreds of customers away by being just unpleasant enough and who dropped down three octaves to correct Furfur when he messed up his name.
He swallows his pride, puts on a power suit and starts executing a Corporate Nightmare upon upper management in Heaven.
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sophfandoms53 · 3 months
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Hazbin memes/spoilers bc these episodes were NUTS???
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LOST my mind and then the AUDACITY to end on a cliffhanger after Charlie collapsed on her knees in despair about Vaggie🤚😭
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iztea · 3 months
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beidou but she's hua cheng
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+ a little bonus
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fmd-art · 5 months
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When I first saw the images of the series and didn't know anything about the plot, I thought Xie Lian was a fairy prince ʚїɞ ‧˚₊ ⊹
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clown-owo · 9 months
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mysterycitrus · 3 months
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prescribing damian waynes initial actions in batman and son + battle of the cowl as the direct aftermath of growing up in an ecoterrorist cult run by an immortal who is completely disconnected from humanity by his revulsion and the belief that the earth should be cleansed of humans is a lot more interesting than “damian is feral just because” or “damian bites people like an animal”
like maybe he has a slightly skewed understanding of who deserves life despite his mother’s best efforts and that in turn influences his actions. maybe. maybe his connection to others (dick, colin, steph, etc) naturally changes his views of the world and morality as a whole. maybe he grapples with the lives his taken and fully accepts that he values the lives of the world. maybe he’s a very well educated person who a low tolerance for disrespect who comes off as brash. maybe he’s not an irredeemable villain with a thirst for blood. maybe he is ten.
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