#they have problems

[divine--intervention]

chimera shitpost (original image under the cut)

#chimera #ultrakill #ultrakill oc #lethes art #god i love drawing this fucked up angel-machine #they have problems

[devircy]

Maybe Body Parts Don’t Make Good Gifts

Killer on board the Victoria Punk watching Kid and Law interact.

Killer: you know some people give their s/o’s flowers or jewelry. Something that doesn’t leave a blood stain…

Law in the process of handing Kid a present: Eustass-ya would you like flowers?

Eustass taking the human heart from the surgeons hand: No, but they do keep longer than this.

Law, winking pulls something else out: I figured as much so I brought a preservation jar so you can keep it forever.

Killer: Why can’t you two just be normal

#kidlaw #eustass kid #trafalgar law #one piece #one piece incorrect quote #kid x law #kidlaw quotes #law x kid #they have problems

[foxo-boxo]

Funni little comic about Lesley's jaws

This is some kind of game to her

@bunnieswithknives

#They have problems #two of us au #two of us!lesley #two of us!roy #two of us!david #blood #tw blood #biting #poor roy

[nazuna-tunnel-vision]

makoto and leo's conversation from requiem makes me go insane bc like. leo makes this whole big deal about his plans to lead separate lives from sena after graduation and is mega sad about it.

and then they. just didn't. leo's living in the same house as sena in florence rn. that was revealed in the same event as this conversation. and whenever sena returns to japan he has a tendency to crash at leo's instead of his own house.

"i think we would benefit from some distance" and then!! they just! didn't!!!

#izuleo #enstars #rambles #looks at their dynamic rn you REALLY would have benefitted from some distance!!!!! #i mean they were still in the same unit so it wasnt like they couldve rly ignored each other #and when leo went 'uh i dont think sena's going to do well alone overseas by himself' he was RIGHT #like even SENA admitted it on at least one or two occasions #BUT STILL #they have Problems

[mustangs-flames]

Plot twist , Adam was the one who locked the door so he could steal Sarah's money

He's such an asshole, he would do that (he wanted a new viddy game lol)

#hail true body au #mustang answers! #htb adam #god i need to talk about htb bps' dynamics because OUGH- #they have PROBLEMS #always happy to answer asks about those three #i think about them a lot lmao

[astorichan]

Ghost☆■

(arcane-map)

■ -  Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

They don't have any. They sleep wherever they can and having something to cover them from rain is luxurious to them. Even in a situation where they settle down, they never really personalise their space - they're simply too used to being on the move and they have struggled for a Very Long Time to eradicate feelings of attachment to places.

Happy headcanon answered here!

#answered asks #arcane-map #Ghost my baby #they have Problems #dfgdsf

[dreamhot]

just the two of us.

#they have problems #smile.lbl

[theshisthings]

Well I am still alive I guess. Just not that active anymore. Anyways I published a new chapter of my story after ages. If anyone is interested, have fun reading it I guess.

Also I'd appreciate feedback.

#edgejeanist #best jeanist #ao3 fanfic #mha fanfiction #gang orca #a baby #they have problems #kugo is at a loss #jeanist stopped functioning #Ryukyu knows how to handle babies

[bowlcutbyers]

what is going on with the sock anon

#byler #they have problems

[crimebees]

if i had read a crimeboys fanfiction that had wilbur calling tommy on stage at a lovejoy gig to sing with him i would’ve been like “idk seems a little unrealistic”

#they have PROBLEMS #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #crimeboys #mcyt

[vadergf]

2 seconds in and why did karl stutter at the my friend sapnap part

#they have problems

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#you have to consider the fact that she has no reason to doubt or question the Creche as the easy fix for her problems. #Go there. Get Purified. Done. #and she even wants to make sure that this lot gets treated too. Honestly she is so good to them by Gith standards it's insane #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel

[cursedgamerchild]

"internet historian's alt-right anyways" "great day to have never liked james somerton" "never even heard of illuminaughtii before this lol"

that's great buddy but don't go around thinking you're immune to this. if you're not looking for plagiarism, you likely won't notice it unless its egregiously obvious. hell, you've probably consumed plagiarized content without even realizing it. even hbomb pointed out that these people disguised what they presented pretty well as long as you didn't try and dig deeper. don't come away just thinking of this as a callout piece, take this as an important lesson about vetting your sources. if googling scripts in quotes was enough to expose the original, we should all start doing that shit!!

edit: it got a little too doomer-y a little too fast so one quick addition

this is hbomb's curated playlist of queer creators, many of whom were victims of plagiarism

this is producer kat on reddit calling for any more plagiarism discoveries and for queer content creators to be uplifted

please take some time to uplift these creators and recommend any you know! if you can help uncover more of the original creators whose work was lifted that would be great too :)

UPDATE- From Hbomb's twitter: "We're in the process of cataloguing everyone James Somerton plagiarised and finding their contact information. Which is quite a task, so to help us out: If you see this and happen to be one of the people Somerton stole from, please email us at [email protected]"

edit 2:

#hbomberguy #james somerton #illuminaughtii #internet historian #vice #ign etc have had issues with plaigarism before #this isnt just some youtuber scandal remember #even books can fall victim to this #kaz rowe's history vids exemplify this pretty well #i'd recommend the triboulet ass slapping myth one if you want a good breakdown #and somerton absolutely had problems with the way he discussed foreign media and anyone that wasnt a cis gay man #but considering most of his ideas werent his own that doesnt dismiss the original authors' work keep in mind

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire #'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem #the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted #also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out #so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my #notifs page cleanish lol #also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3 #secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because #of investors bankrolling everything #and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest #however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point #once again. so many murder dollars #so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction #anyways . love yall 💕 #origibberish #bigger gibbers

[communistcephalopod]

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

🍑 pechaberrysoda

there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?

✨ ace-trainer-luna

But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.

🌸 cynthiasfuturewife

that's still just learning moves

🌌 mistyterrain

As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!

☣ deathtounova

no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work

🌌 mistyterrain

The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.

☣ deathtounova

how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is

🌌 mistyterrain

Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual

🦧 return-to-mankey

didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?

⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah

WHAT

🥀 cradilyzone

Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.

🌔 hexmaniac

my grandma became a ghost type

🔶️ bigjiggly

I-

🔞 mega-miltank

What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?

📀 HM-69

did you even read the post

🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong

Are we all just ignoring OP's url?

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.

🛗 mostlymukposts

This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2

#this is mostly a shitpost but like #also genuinely a problem i have with the things people say sometimes #pokemon #fake post #unreality