#they hate it

[little-pondhead]

Rick Astley Is Haunting You

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Someone bets Tucker he can’t hack into a hero’s patrol playlist and sneak a Rick Roll in there. He does, easily, and finds that said hero has horrible music taste.

So he sets out to hijack every hero’s music playlist he can find and rate their music tastes on a chart, sometimes adding in his own music or joke songs he thinks they’d like. It only gets back to the heroes when Tucker posts a video with his rankings. Up until then, they thought it was another hero or new villain messing with them. Not a civilian??

(Nightwing’s playlist is sixth on the list, and he’s furious about it.)

#dpxdc #pondhead blurbs #tucker just putting new music on playlists and judging superheroes #they hate it #someone pissed Danny off and Tucker hacked into their shit and played the baby shark song for three hours #i queued this #y’all ever try to take a day off and your manager straight up tells you that you can’t #because everyone ELSE is taking that day off? #anyways in other news I broke a glass because I did not have the time to recover from last week 🥂 #honestly if it was the main manager working today I would have insisted that I need today off but it wasn’t #and I’m not gonna do that to the manager who was on shift because that girl gets put through enough stress #so by the time you see this assume I’m already in a coffin

[arrowmaker15]

(Bruce looking at Duke and Damian)

Bruce: You're going.

Duke: No.

Damian: I agree with Thomas.

Bruce: School is important.

Duke: Most of your villains have PhDs. Unless you want us to be evil, you won't make us go.

Bruce: You're going.

Damian: Todd isn't going. Why should we?

Bruce: One, Jason is an adult. Two, Jason is legally dead. Three, he made a fake identity specifically to take the test for his GED and he passed. Jason doesn't have to go to school anymore. However you two, do.

Duke: But-

Bruce: Don't make me get Alfred.

Duke: Fine.

#dc comics #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #batfam incorrect quotes #bruce wayne #damian wayne #school #it sucks #so glad I was able to get out of there #duke thomas #they are the only ones who have to go #they hate it

[womenaremypriority]

Men are so hypocritical LMAO every other word out of their mouth, especially in comedic settings, is related to their penis but if a woman dares mention her pussy a few times men act like that’s all we care about. It’s so transparently a double standard, they make everything about their dick

#Interestingly enough if a woman makes a dirty joke related to penises then they like it and think we’re one of the good ones #But if it’s about OURSELVES and OUR BODY #they hate it #homosociality is a killer #My post #misogyny

[maedivae]

Bully-posting the Sequel

#bully game #bully scholarship edition #bully cce #canis canem edit #jimmy hopkins #gary smith #pete kowalski #zoe taylor #too many names to list #fun fact abt the last one #the preps can and will attack chad's dog #only chad will refuse to fight it obviously #they HATE it

[thehomicidalbaby]

#i wake my friends with gore #they hate it #lovesick #obsessive love #yandere #stalking #actually yandere #homicidal ideation #obsessive yandere #yanderecore #actually obsessive #irl yandere

[angeryvoidchild]

Vierna asking Astarion about being with Halsin. Retelling of the game scene and two idiots being sweet.

Priority

'You... Don't ask for it, because we didn't... Do it for a while, don't you?' Astarion tried to hide how scared and worried he was. Vierna was the first person that didn't use him, and the thought of them looking at the others, because he couldn't satisfy their needs... Of loosing them... It was terrifying. Vierna widened their eyes in shock, as if they couldn't fanthom why he's asking this question.

'What? No! Gods damn me if I do! Astarion... My sweet little star... My love... I'm happy with you, sex or no sex. I'm perfectly happy with you as it is...' They picked his hand and softly kissed vampire's knuckles. Worry was written all over their face.

'You are perfect the way you are. You ARE enough. I don't need sex. That's not why I'm asking you if I can start a relationship with Halsin. Look at me, Astarion.' Vierna asked softly and smiled to the vampire.

'Then... Alright. Have fun,' he smiled. Vierna sighted. They felt like their lover just tried to please them.

'I won't. Not until you accept that YOU are my priority. I love you, Astarion. YOU are the most important person to me. I'm just... It's hard to explain... I love Halsin too. It's not about sex and if you want me to be just yours then I'll tell him that. Be selfish, my sweetest star. Because you are the one who I love the most. Let's talk about this later. When you take in everything I just told you.' Vierna kissed again knuckles of the stunned vampire.

That was... A lot. A lot a lot. A priority? He? And his lover won't be displeased if he tells them that he doesn't wants them to start a relationship with the druid? That felt... So strange. So safe. But something was bugging him. He... Liked Halsin too. At least he thought so. The druid was warm, wise and caring. And if it would turn out that vampire isn't comfortable with the arragement... Vierna told they would choose him. And he knew they were honest. They had to.

So when the drow sneaked intro his tent to cuddle during trance as usual, Astarion had the answer ready.

'You should go meet with Halsin. Have your fun! It was foolish of me to doubt you, with that golden heart of yours and all.' He exclaimed as the drow started to snuggle into his chest. Vierna scoffed at the 'heart of gold', but didn't aswered right away, enjoying the smell of vampire's perfume before smiling and saying:

'Then I'll give him answer tomorrow. Thank you, my star...'

'You are very welcome. But why not go now?'

'Because I don't want to leave your side, of course. Silly surfacer.'

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 tav #tav #astarion #baldurs gate astarion #halsin #bg3 halsin #astarion x tav #drow oc #dnd #when you call chaotic neutral a good person #they hate it #vierna vorpalblade #they may be a folk hero #but that was far from intentional #they love to disappoint people who were expecting someone noble and find out they're little asshole

[q-ueen-potato]

I am a Zolu shipper but also a Sanlu one.

The thing is I shipp this two things AT SAME TIME, but not TOGETHER.

Zoro and Luffy are together first, they just has the married for years energy.

Sanji and Luffy got together later, they still are o the "honeymoon fase". Just cute and romantic shit.

Zoro and Sanji are NOT together, never assume that. They still are the same as in canon. They still have their rivalry, this time adding to the fact that they had share Luffy and trying to get along because of Luffy, focus on trying.

#one piece #zolu #sanlu #zoro and sanji there one thing in common and that is their husband #sometimes people would assume the they are together too since they refer to Luffy as their husband #they hate it #no hate on zosan shippers #We keep open minds here in this blog

[ask-the-royal-absol]

*With their tone having a rather serious edge to it, they storm off to their room, breathing heavily. Even now, Destino is trying to hide their feelings but anger can sometimes be difficult to hide. This event clearly upset the royal Absol*

*Destino is temporarily unavailable for asks.*

#pokemon ask blog #pokemon #pokemon askblog #pokemon oc #ask blog #ask the royal absol #destino the absol #ask #pokeask #magic anon! lions cut #chapter 3 #Destino is fine insulting others but when they’ve been messed with #they hate it #especially when it comes to their fur

[cloudymistedskies]

Oh y eah- I almost forgot but finding shapes in the clouds is currently on work and I will send this one doodle as a hint of context (btw its mainly just filler)

I hate drawing on paper while the sun is HURTING my eyes. (I sit by the window aajahabsjJahsjahsHSH)

#cloudy doodles #look st them #they dont #they dont like this at all #they hate it #they’re fonna throw tocks at each other

[sphoenix79]

Albert Einstein beat his meat because post nut clarity made him better at theoretical physics

#Dude trust me #I beat my meat because it makes me better at piano #The audience doesn't seem to care though #They hate it

[thouartachoochootrain]

You see the biggest buffest man, positively succulent, just gorgeous, massive tits, huge arms, smooth skin, he could cuddle and throw you and survive the winter... SIKE that was me on a BULK smash cut to the most average looking shredded guy you've ever seen, could literally be any fitness guy on earth. Many such cases.

#i get the sculpting but #sometimes it feels like they trudge through a bulk #they hate it #they cant wait to look shredded #and its like #do you hate having Any Fat at all Ever that much? #probably reading too far into it #words #mine

[ase-trollplays]

🤔 I think Hannah would hate the beach actually

#nattering about nothing #sand? no. sensory nightmare #salt water in their gills? awful. terrible #they hate it #seagulls taking their food? unacceptable #if they get in the water and something slimy touches them they will scream #they don't like showing their body bc self-conscious #so they'd have to be fully covered #the second a sand crab pinches them they're going home #also salt water smell Bad

[dykebarbie]

my friends and i can’t stop saying “jack frost got your clit?” in a thick cockney accent every time it gets cold out

#by my friends i just mean me and one friend #and we like to torture our other friends by saying it #they hate it #a sydney original

[moonlightfoxs-cantina]

Me and my cousins trying to find something to watch.

Me: well we could watch-

Them: ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE ARE NOT WATCHING DISNEY OR MARVEL OR STAR WARS OR JURASSIC WORLD OR THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN OR CONJURING OR DOLPHIN TALE OR HUNGER GAMES OR HEARTSTOPPER OR CRIMINAL MINDS OR MODERN FAMILY !

Me: ok ;(

#why are they like this #they hate it #disney #marvel #star wars #jurassic world #the amazing spider man #the conjuring #hunger games #heartstopper #criminal minds #modern family

[sachsoup]

I think the worst thing that ever happened to me this year ever is having a crush. I identify as aromantic and I've had like just 1 crush ever in my life not until this guy came in.

But I met him before that 1st crush, he even helped me talk to that 1st crush online. He was my friend but now, I guess we are. I don't even know how I catched feelings but it's completely annoying that he appears in my head randomly. And my escapism, a certain character doesn't look like certain character anymore because his face would vaguely that certain character.

I hate this so much because I hate it. I hate being self-concious sometimes cus he's in one of my friend group chats. And I would jokingly flirt with my female friends alot, I hate the fact that I would get second thoughts about "What if he gets weirded out?". I hate that I care so much. I hate it and I wish these feelings would go away.

I hate everything about that guy.

I hate that I care so much and I know that he cares little. I just wish this would go away and I continue my silly little fake relationships with my girlies.

#random rant #rant #curse you feelings #feelings #i have a crush #i hate him sm #why do i care #aromantic #crush stuff #crush #aro dude discovers they kinda have feelings for someone but they dont know what type and #they hate it

[n0cturna1-m3]

asking my friends stupid questions about their favourite shows is my FAVOURITE thing to do

#they HATE it #.!kasey talks nonsense