#they are USELESS

[naveyistrying]

I can't believe they proposed before going on a first date

#qsmp #they are useless #i love them #guapoduo #qsmp cellbit #qsmp roier #q!cellbit #q!roier

[j-ustkeepdriving]

“Ferrari will be telling Leclerc, of course, to close the gap between himself and Russell as soon as possible.” will they?? can you be 100% sure of that?? they’ve probably only just told him that it’s raining be fucking fr 💀

#they are Useless #charles leclerc #monaco 23 #f1

[amegeddon]

To whoever's idea it was to make massive cockroaches a thing that can get into your house: I will find you. And I will sell your pancreas, gall bladder and kidneys on ebay for $3.

#please send help #the roach wont leave #it is under the bed I'm sitting on rn #WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS GODS??? #WHY ARE COCKROACHES EVEN A THING #THEY ARE USELESS #SINFUL BEINGS THAT HAVE NO PLACE ON THIS PLANET #WHY DOES THIS ONE KEEP STANDING NEAR MY ONLY WAY OUT #I'M GOING INSANE PLEASE HELP #apparently the fuckers can climb too so I'm not even SAFE right now #i hate cockroaches #i hate them so much #kill me now please #I JUST WANNA DRAW SHITTY TFOTA MEME FANART IN PEACE WHYYYYYY

[incorrectinfinity]

OK THIS IS JUST FUNNY NOW I HAVE REGAINED SOME OF MY SANITY

#THEY DO NOTHING S1IUXN2D9U2NRC83 #THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY #THEY ARE USELESS

[onebigeyeball]

he's very polite

#tell him your woes #he knows three spells #they are useless #is he even a wizard? #haters will say no

[transgenderer]

It's reallly annoying that oversleeping is like. 100% inefficient. There is no benefit you gain, you basically just lost a bunch of hours from your life. You're not even less sleepy afterwards

#my friend encouraged me to see a doctor and she was predictably useless

[blvvdk3ep]

I love you people going into "useless" fields I love you classics majors I love you cultural studies majors I love you comparative literature majors I love you film studies majors I love you near eastern religions majors I love you Greek, Latin, and Hebrew majors I love you ethnic studies I love you people going into any and all small field that isn't considered lucrative in our rotting capitalist society please never stop keeping the sacred flame of knowledge for the sake of knowledge and understanding humanity and not merely for the sake of money alive

#classics #mythology #ancient greek mythology #ancient roman mythology #comparative literature #latin #hebrew #ethnic studies #fuck capitalism #communism #i love my useless degree idc #academia #university #dark academia #Greek #philosophy #liberal arts #humanities #women and gender studies #cultural anthropology

[thenightisland]

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

#measuring the size of fandoms based on their goncharov index #this has been a useless text post you may now resume your normal programming #rote has a goncharov index of 0.63 #for perspective ofmd has an index of 26.5 #spn's is 360.8 #the cosmere is 2.26 for a fantasy book comparison #i am very normal #post

[cringefailnarwhal]

born to be a mediocre gamer forced to participate in society

[snek-eyes]

Can we go back to this for a sec? To Aziraphale having to explain the concept of being in love to the other angels? Because I cannot imagine what a trip it has to be, falling in love with someone when that is literally not something you are supposed to be able to do. When it is something you barely understand. When the object of whatever this is isn't supposed to be able to feel this way either, except as time goes on you start to realize it's happening to him too. And neither of you can actually talk to each other about it.

#here they are infected by humanity in the best way but at the same time it's also a trap because what can they do with it #The concept of falling in love for angels is useless at best and blasphemous at worst! #You're supposed to be devoted to God alone #and forget demons #they're from the same stock and anyway you're supposed to be out for yourself #v watches good omens #good omens meta #aziraphale

[jadore-andor]

i would just like to point out that i've found a much better way to save fics to read & reblog later, and it's as simple as adding them to your drafts. when you're done and ready to reblog, all you have to do is edit and add a little comment and then poof! you're done!

when you do it that way, you're not leaving a random like on an author's work and contributing to the lack of meaningful interaction that this site seems to be cursed with. and the author isn't feeling dejected because yet another person has neglected to reblog the fic they worked really hard on.

just food for thought.

#i've said it before and i'll say it again #likes do nothing on tumblr #less than nothing #they are useless #reblogs are a writer's bread and butter #and it's so so simple #writing #fanfic #mare rants #mare rambles

[hussyknee]

Not surprised but also

TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE WERE MURDERED FOR THIS.

"We made an oopsie while shooting at all the other unarmed people trying to run away."

#helpless rage #if the motherfucking US of fucking Asshole would stop sending them all the best toys #hamas would have obliterated them by now #pack of death worshipping useless gutworms #iof #fuck israel #israeli hostages #gaza genocide #gaza under attack #war crimes #knee of huss #gaza news

[professorllayton]

i would recognize them thru post alone, by type; i would know them iconless, by the tags they write and their content. i would know them in death, at the end of the dashboard

#blabs #i do hate all these completely useless horrible updates but i still like. u guys all post the same things so its fine mostly khgldfljkglj

[spooksier]

ive made peace with most of my mental illness shit but i need whoever invented rejection sensitive dysphoria to be in hell no matter what

#text! #its USELESS girl HELP

[liorlen]

gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

#bloodweave #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work #but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked #tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like #first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful #and I rushed to find the most useless object I could #thank you Komira you’re a real one #also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times #also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

Really fucked up actually that the "you are valid" culture which, usefulness and uh, validity thereof aside, was intended to provide some some perspective for people who may have been blamed for harmless things they could not control morphed into "if strangers on the internet do not constantly tell me I'm good and perfect they are the oppressor" and "even constructively and gently telling me that I hold some power and responsibility to seek a better situation is an unspeakably cruel act."

#personally i'm :/ on the you are valid culture in general but like. i can see it could have value in specific circumstances #but it's really at this point HOW DARE YOU NOT VALIDATE MY EVERY BREATH and as such useless and dumb