#they absolutely slap tho

[rokudaimeplease]

"Maybe... Next time... We can... Go get a bite to eat." "You mean a date?" "Huh?!"

#naruto #naruto shippuden #shikatema #shikamaru #nara shikamaru #temari #i absolutely love that as much as shikamaru is awkward about it he doesn't back away when she's forward #took him two slaps and a scold tho #😂 #this couple gives me everything and i LOVE IT #ns 493 #mine

[onepintobean]

Baz can "one kiss, and you think the world is upside down" all he wants, but of all the moments in Carry On, my favorite is when Baz goes from:

(chapter 32)

to:

(chapter 64)

Simon's given him reason to hope. And even as Baz deflects and denies it out loud, he tells us the truth. It's not hopeless anymore.

#*slaps roof of [baz]* this bad boy can fit so much hope in it #okay and I KNOW i say every moment in CO is my favorite but I'm being genuine this time #baz pitch #carry on #wait also how about those chapter numbers tho? 32 perfectly doubled? that's how you know the pacing is absolutely on-point

[sophfandoms53]

Totally understand the new haircut, whole heartedly, but man rip hunter’s little hair noodle.

#rip to our fallen soldier #may flapjack never pull on it again #i loved that stupid thing tho and how the show would torment it #like hunter in general LMAOO #anyways the poster absolutely slaps #the owl house #toh #toh season 3

[deaderthandoubledead]

Hmmm 🤔

#hold on guys I'm trying to figure something out #it appears that you can slap a white wig on absolutely anyone and it will immediately make them more attractive #personally this doesn't work with Henry Cavill for me tho #might need more research #house of the dragon #hotd #daemon targeryan #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #matt smith #tom glynn carney #ewan mitchell #btw I'm not saying the actors are ugly #I'm just marveling at the fact that I personally do not find them attractive but for some reason their characters are hot

[evilwizardlyways]

the thing about me is that i want to defend characters that i like So Badly but half the time i don’t even have information on who they’re being compared to so i have to physically restrain myself from doing it. like literally five seconds ago when i ran across a post saying superman was cooler than batman, and i had to remind myself that

a) i know next to nothing about the DC universe

b) my entire perception of batman (and the reason i like him so much) is the lego batman movie. that’s it

#sometimes i just need to calm the fuck down #the lego batman movie does absolutely SLAP tho and i will stand by that #lego batman #superman #batman #dc

[gay-pirate-anime]

4kids dub compilation part 3

fun fact: when this dub ended they straight up killed all the Straw Hats by dropping a ship on them and crushing them all to death. Sanji's cigarette was still censored, though.

#also bon clay's voice is an act of homophobia #absolute hate crime #the cooking song slaps tho #one piece #jules talks #creds to tiktok user bytrafalgar ❤

[rapidlydecaying]

Brennan just watches as The Princesses beat the shit out of The Brothers Grimm and other various authors in the finale of NeverAfter

#neverafter #dimension 20 #just jokes lol #rosamund du prix #puss in boots #pib d20 #ylfa snorgelsson #prince gerard of greenleigh #pinnochio #mother timothy goose #nah seriously tho lemme get ariel slapping her og author for the absolute horror she endured

[kindlythevoid]

As promised. Memes:

And as promised, ranting:

Okay, so, real talk, I did not actually like everything in this book, but I still fucked with it SO HARD. Like, honestly, I picked up what this was putting down (a little heavy-handedly, but done so well imho???) and the WAY IT WAS WRITTEN????

Like, I did a course on the Aeneid. And obviously it was a Roman mythos, not Greek, but DAMN, CLAIRE NORTH. I could see my translations!!! Written in the vernacular of english!!! RiGHT THERE IN THE TEXXT!!!! I GOT SO FREAKING EXCITED!!! It's just, such little things. The phrasing of a certain line. The odd usage of certain similes or metaphors that go off about people or places. The strange diversions to explain events or people right in the middle of the text before jumping straight back into the story. IT WAS SO VERGIL GUYS I SWEAR.

(i haven't had to translate the greek myths sorry guys and I read the odyssey so many years ago in english many apologies am working off what I got)

And, like, as I said, it was very heavy-handed as it backhanded the greek poets for ignoring the women but, like, she was right??? It was insane guys. It was absolutely insane. And everyone was so nuanced and had personalities and hopes and dreams and backstories and at points I was worried she was going to sacrifice the guys to further the women??? Which, like, I understand the irony, and obv couldn't super fault her for it, but she ended up balancing everyone out so well??? Like the guys were in the background instead but they were still all unique and had different priorities and shit.

Just, this whole book was such a breath of fresh air. Damn.

#as a believer in odypen tho I am a little concerned with how the trilogy is gonna go #but i dont think i can blame her #and honestly i'm not a hundred percent sure if its bc it was thru hera's eyes and if there was a biased narrator #WHICH IS SUPER COOL IN AND OF ITSELF #and obv as a major pjo reader I was eyeing hera with hella suspicion #but obviously this is someone else's interpretation of hera and i honestly kinda fucked with her #like i didn't super like her all the time but she was a damn good narrator #like i didn't like clytemnestra a whoooole bunch like hera but also yeah i could absolutely respect her #like shit this book SLAPPED #I still get so fucking excited about the actual writing itself #it was such a cool blend of classical-writing and just straight up british slang it was so much fun to read fr fr #would recommend if you like feminist books and/or classic greek retellings #i'd have to research to see if any of the things happened in the background of the odyssey or some shit #but overall its a really neat read i think #just yelling into the void #ithaca #ithaca by claire north #meme time #hera #the odyssey

[dante-oxidant]

i promise i am so normal about powerwolf

#when did this new album come out #was someone going to tell me about it or was i supposed to come across it on my daily perusal of powerwolf on spotify #it absolutely slaps tho #powerwolf

[tankgotstuckinthecircusgate]

they just didn't have to write him as "a great philanthropist"; "a generous benefactor of the empire bay planetarium"; "frequent officer of the empire bay press guild"; "a frequent target of political slander and false arrest because of generosity towards the press"

and at the same time write him as the first of the others to organize drug trafficking; a man who tried to kill all his competitors; "a shady bastard, even for guys in this business"; "ruthless modernizer"; a man who secretly views his close friend as a liability; "the man who killed his own boss" to take his place

"few will moan moretti's passing" from the lost heaven's newspapers and there's nothing like that in the cut-out news reports about carlo's death

#like do you remember . “Micky the Crab” who was falcone's soldier and whom falcone eventually left to clean the fucking toilets #when the guy lost almost all his fingers #and ofc i don't think this whole charade with charity and the press is sincere (can sense 100% money laundering w charity here) but #i think he still felt some appreciation for empire bay bc this city accepted & raised him instead of sicily #i believe that there were also good intentions with the planetarium and maybe other things #maybe not everything was just a money laundering #“your teeth are a gift from god u can sink them into anyone's flesh and call it an act of giving” this is what i mean #that fact that his fucking (ugly but still) MANSION is in a poor residential area it just feels like a slap #violently shaking carlo by his shoulders WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!! (gets shot right after) #the fact that he had a reputation as a shady guy among the mafia and a reputation as a philanthropist in society . carlo. why r u like this #this man is a fucking contradiction in some absolutely fucked up gross way and it's killing me. wouldn't want him any other way tho #m2 #like can you imagine. if he actually felt warm towards empire bay. can you imagine if he was actually interested in making this place bette #but still organized the drug trade(which is objectively even worse than a racket) #love mixed with selfishness and violence and greed and and in the end it's creation mixed with destruction #sorry i can't get my thoughts into sentences that make sense all this week #but this contrast is killing me and i think about it a lot and i just wanted to put it together in a compilation

[ancientrimer]

Tagged by: @valenshawke, thanks man!! ✨

Ten songs I’ve had on repeat recently:

And So It Goes, Billy Joel

Our House, Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young

You Don’t Mess Around With Jim, Jim Croce

Angel Of Small Death & The Codeine Scene, Hozier

Jolene, Dolly Parton

Going To Hell, The Pretty Reckless

Come Sail Away, Styx

The Longest Time, Billy Joel

You Can’t Always Get What You Want, The Rolling Stones

Heaven Knows, The Pretty Reckless

Tagging (with no pressure whatsoever): @twoguysonebeartrap, @m0nk3ysinspace, @mannettaaaa, @gwaydyke, @ffincher, @archaicden, @theredontbedragons, @somfte, @mx-flint, @bleedingsilverbird

#nooooooo absolutely none of these songs are from my house md playlist why would they be #I’ve mostly been listening to tma recently so my actual music list has not. been updated #honestly tho my house playlist slaps so 🤷

[quirkle2]

WHY DOES THE LIKE BUTTON FLASH IN RAINBOW COLORS NOW WHEN SOMEBODY MENTIONS THE LIKE BUTTON IN A YT VIDEO

#WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #stopit . actually don't it's kinda pretty #i will not be hitting that button but. i Will watch it glow rainbow and be pleased #qktalks #kinda bullshit tho. absolutely slapping u across the FACE w calls to action

[mqonlighting]

real talk in the tags for a second because i have a crush on a girl and i. a hehe. ahehehe.

will be burying this in reblogs and never touching on it again

#so random disclaimer this girl is like a year older than me and in high school it’s like a nono for older and younger batch to like be #a thing so i know i generally have no chance but i like to live in my own insanity and the progression of my crush on her has been absolute #ly cuckoo bananas. so like it started out as ‘i wanna be your friend’ and progressed into ‘shit they’re really pretty’ to ‘wow ur so??’ to #‘fuck i like them’ and then it died down and then by all golly it came back but more of a hallway crush now which is bearable bc i’m #not really a part of their life?? like we know each other but we don’t wave and shit and we don’t like ever interact that much so i was lik #ok this is fine bc they literally never think of me so i’m just admiring from afar. and the FIRST inciting incident was i request them onig #and i expect to not get accepted because according to their friends they onyl accept close friends and i’m like k this is a bad idea probs #but the worst that could happen is i get left in their follow requests right?? RIGHT?? but then within like two hours of reqing. lord. #i got. ACCEPTED. and they requested back. and suddenly it’s +1 tangibility like ok?? maybe we’re not as strangers as i thought we were #i later discovered i was not that special for this but also?? cool?? anyways for a while it kind of laid dead and we never spoke at all eve #tho i was in their acc now (at this time they barely posted but whenever they did it was so?? funny like they would slap the randomest shit #on that acc) and it was still a hallway crush altho my friends r awful (/pos) people who would always make me pass their hallway and i #would run into them so often but at this point we only ever like exchanged glances and they would walk right past me like i wasnt even ther #but THEN the second incident happened which was basically we had to play instruments for this christmas event thing and bc they’re literall #y amazing they played for it and i was roped into it and. i was so gay the whole time. bc who wears a leather jacket to school and gets the #prettiest haircut ever right on the last day before a long break?? and the worst part is whenevr something confusing happened they would #turn to me and this one other person and we’d b laughing together. like we r friends. and they’re so fucking nice they were checking up on #us the whole time i was literally dying i kept dropping my pick and stealing looks AURURUGH and they’re so gen funny and interesting i just #and the first few days of holiday break i just couldn’t stop thinking abt them it was so bad? like that was the moment where i was genuinel #like is this more than a hallway crush… eventually it died back down until the next event we had to play together where they were being SO #SO much more comf w me? like exchanging knowing looks when smt funny happens and that stuff.. at this point i didnt even know what to like #think of my crush on them so i just let it be yk. atp they’re not even waving at me in the hallways at all still so maybe they’re just bein #nice! BUT NO. THAT IS UNTIL I AUDITIONED FOR A BAND (theyr in charge of accepting) AND THEY ACCEPTED ME WHICH COOL BUT LIKE A DAY LATER I #HEARD FROM OUR MUTUAL FRIEND THAT THEY SAID ‘yeaa im so happy i got (my name)’ AS IN IN THE BAND. LIKE. HELLO?? HI U THIUGHT ABT ME?? and #during the first band mtg where everyone’s all awk they kept making eye contact w me and asking if i was good and making sure i got to say #smt before anyone made a decision and it. murdered. me. i’m sorry maybe it’s the fanfic writer in me or this shit is literally nothing and #think they’re just nice to everyone but who cares bc it means they’re nice to ME too. and then last week happened. which was like the nail #in the coffin. INTERACTION ACTIVITY. I IMPULSIVELY ASK IF THEY WANNA B GROUPMATES AND THEY SAY YES. THEY ONLY TALK TO ME AND THEIR FRIENDS. #I ACT STUPID. THEY ALUGH AND TOUCH MY SHOULDER. I ASK ABT THEIR CAMERA AND THEY GO ON A LONG-ISH (cute) RANT ABT SMTH. THEY ASK WHY I HAVE #BIG ASS STACK OF POST ITS. WE TALK. THEY LAUGH AT MY JOKES. SUDDENLY. THEY SAY A FULL HELLO IN THE HALLS. THEY WAVE AT ME A DAY LATER. FUCK

[thejadecount]

So out of curiousity I searched up the lyrics to the 2012 TMNT and ROTTMNT and compared what each song said about each of the turtles and how they connect to each other

Ralph is pretty simple, talks about his agressiveness and personality. How he’s always ready for a fight (Rise) and how he has the most attitude on the team (2012).

Both songs literally just talk about how Donnie’s a big machine nerd. (2012: Donnie is a fellow, has a way with machines. Rise: Donnie rocks machines) To be fair at a first glance Donnie’s obsession with technology is what majorly sets him apart from the other turtles, it’s what every non-fan knows about him. That and ‘oh he’s the purple one, why is a boy wearing purple it’s such a girly color blah blah blah’ can it.

Leo was a bit hard to translate into one character, since each Leo acts majorly different considering 2012 Leo was the leader and forced into all this serious stuff and part of a quadruplet and had all of these expectations while Rise Leo is younger than Ralph (the previous leader) so he wasn’t. But basically both have the tendency to do whatever it takes/go to the extreme for their own purpose regardless of the consequences, whether it’s out of entertainment and silly antics or it’s to save their brothers. (2012: Does anything it takes to get his ninjas through. Rise: Leo’s making a scene.) To put it simply: sheer determination/ambition.

Then there’s Mikey. His defining feature? He’s the feral one. The Jack-of-all-Trades. He just does shit. That’s it, he’s just absolutely crazy, I don’t what to tell you. See, I would say childish, but they are all in fact, teenagers (as the first T in TMNT says) and babied/seen as childish by the other turtles, so he has an excuse. (2012: Michelangelo, he’s one of a kind, and you know just where to find him when it’s party time. Rise: Mikey’s got mad skills).

In conclusion: fuck man I didn’t know I just wanted to do this out of curiosity. Both iterations of the characters are pretty faithful to the baseline of them in general? And those who say otherwise are just being dramatic and salty and most likely hating on one of the versions? Yeah, that works.

#if this is reblogged with any spiteful hating on EITHER of the series I will simply ignore them #both series are good in their own ways #can it #just shut up #although I will say the ROTTMNT theme song is good it doesn’t slap as hard as the 2012 one does #it is still pretty good tho #if the 2012 theme song did not exist I would be absolutely obsessed with it #anyways #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rise tmnt #2012 tmnt #theme song #somewhat analysis #I guess? #tmnt

[essektheylyss]

I was reminded of this fic I wrote and honestly, still bummed that no one ever noticed (or at least pointed out) that I snuck in a description of the Pietà.

It's pretty quick but it was in fact intentional.

#honestly WHAT is the point of thelyss family trauma content if not to make absolutely buckwild religious iconography references #the dynasty already has the baller religious iconography thing going on. this is just the commitment to the bit. #I AM in fact insane for this and I am valid. #filed under: things I can at no point ever show my italian catholic art history nerd mother. #tho honestly I could probably explain this and she'd be like 'YEAH COOL NICE.' #anyway. #I really do not reread fics ever once they're posted but ngl I do reread this one literally anytime I remember it exists. #I am always part of the target audience of my fics but this one in particular I am THE target audience of. #I simply think that this concept SLAPS alright. as if it's my fault.

[astral-athame]

What Kind Of "Hot" Are You?

drunk girl in the bathroom hot

you're both wasted, she just somehow does it so much better. you're crying, about something your stupid ex did or said. and suddenly she appears, looking like an angel aside from the slight sway in her step. she's helping you our of your slump on the floor when you grow pale and catastrophy strikes. you're the most disgusting you've ever been, and still, this stranger holds your hair and rubs soothing circles in your back. gives you a breath mint and sits you back against the wall, asking what happened. you tell her, and her glittery, perfectly made face turns sour. with her heels in hand, she loops your arm around her shoulders so she can help you walk to an uber she called for you. your ex says something snarky to you in passing on the way out, and for her it's the final straw. she whirls around, fire in her eyes and a set in her brow and she slaps him hard across the face. calls him a jerk or a dick or something like that, you can't remember, you were busy smiling at the stunned look on his face as she drags you both outside. before you get home, she gives you a hug and kind words in a bubbling voice and you're thankful for her. thankful there are people out there who look out for people like you, who stand up for people even when they might have trouble standing themselves.

Tagged by (stolen from): @southern-belle-outcasts Tagging: Anyone who wants to take it <3

#( what if we rewrite the stars ⋆｡°✩ ) about #((This actually works pretty well for a few reasons: #1) Cass is absolutely that girl who's drunk too but she'll help you out and talk to you and make sure you're comfortable and safe #even if she doesn't know you. #2) As with most people- her inhibitions are lowered when she's drunk. That also means some of the sweetheart act falls away and she's more #free to let out some of that pent up anger that she's so good at hiding; and #3) Sober Cass will stick up for anyone else even if she can't stick up for herself and she will *fight* if it comes to it. #Sober Cass will not initiate a fight though. She'll just scold someone or chew them out with words unless things get physical. #DRUNK Cass though? Oh you can be SURE if someone was being a jerk she'd SLAP THEM. And it that turned into #full on FIST FIGHTING so be it. Should she do that? Probably not. But she's got some self defense training and she will USE IT. #She's small and she's quick and she knows how to use someone's weight against them if need be. She also has a pretty high pain tolerance tb #So she's in no way *guaranteed* to win. She might end up getting the hell beaten out of her #BUT SHE'S GONNA TRY. She might even put someone in their place by doing so. (She won't use her powers tho. She's smarter than that ^^;) #Keep in mind that she'll (drunk) slap someone for being a jerk but she wouldn't really be thinking about the possibility #that it might turn into an actual fight soooo... she's not technically out here trying to start anything. #Just that drunk Cass would slap someone if they deserved it even if that meant accidentally getting into a fight ^^;)) #((Tho even drunk Cass won't usually put up much of a fight for HERSELF. She'll let t most things slide if they happen to her.)) #( dancing in the moonlight ⋆｡°✩ ) dash games