#these two gave roger the biggest headaches lol

[angrylizardjacket]

ease my mind. {Mary Austin} /SMUT\

@bucky-barnes-is-a-gift​ asked: lol yesssss you write for Mary (I’m so desperate wtf) can you just do one where they’re both watching the boys record and album (they’re sat in those wheelie chairs or something) and when the guys are distracted, Mary slips under the desk and eats the reader out until she cums rlly loudly and the boys are all like ‘omfg dude what’ thank you 🙏

A/N: 1534 words. This one’s for me, I deserve it. Smut.

“Sweetheart, you seem tense.” Mary’s voice is perfectly innocent when she sits herself in the chair beside yours at the recording desk. She’s not wrong persay; you’re the sound engineer Queen had hired to help them record their latest album, which was made only slightly easier since you’d worked with them before on their past two albums, and had started dating Mary after the last album.

“If these guys could actually agree on a harmony maybe we could get some work done tonight.” It’s almost three in the morning and you’re all but tearing your hair out at the sound of four slightly different notes being sung together over and over again. 

“Is there anything I can do to help?” There’s a playful smirk on her lips when you turn to face her, and she reaches out, gently ghosting her fingertips along the bare skin of your arm.

“Babe...” Your voice drops low, just edging on a warning as your eyes flick to the band on the other side of the glass where they were in a very heated argument, with Roger and Brian both playing the same guitar pointedly at Freddie.

“I don’t think they’ll notice, do you?” She said quietly, raising an eyebrow at you. After a beat, you both hear Freddie yell ‘are you kidding me’, and you watch him storm over to the keyboard, and then Mary’s hand is on your thigh. “They seem rather occupied.” And she leans in, pressing her lips to yours as her fingers move higher, and you thank yourself on your foresight to wear a skirt.

“Excuse me, ladies, we’re trying to record an album here!” Freddie’s voice comes booming over the speakers and you break apart, Mary turning red, though her hand’s still on your thigh beneath the sound desk, and you look up to see the rest of the band looking at you two, Freddie leaning in close to the mic by the piano, Roger smirking, and John and Brian just looking both amused and exasperated.

“Well have you decided on a harmony?” You pressed the button for the microphone, trying not to let your embarrassment show on your face.

“You’re such a spoil sport, Freds.” You hear Roger mutter, and saw Mary roll her eyes at out of the corner of your eye. Freddie, however, looked a little put out as he looked down at the piano.

“It’s the principle of the thing.” He said, and you cast a glance at Mary before looking back at the boys, pressing down the microphone again.

“For the record, while I like what you were all doing, do you really think it fits with the tone of the song? Maybe it needs to move up or down an octave; play around with it a bit more.” You suggested, shooting for innocent, leaning back in your chair with a satisfied little smile as you watch the chaos unravel.

“Ha! See, she likes what we were doing!” Roger cries, gesturing between himself and Brian, triumphant as he turns to the singer, but Freddie is already up in arms, both his hands on the piano, lifting a foot to play as well, clomping the keys pointedly, while John just frowned down at his bass, strumming out a few experimental notes, and Brian looks like he’s quickly forming a headache.

“That should keep them busy for at least fifteen minutes.” You mused, amused gaze turning to Mary, who was biting her lip, expression fond.

“I suppose I’ll have to be less noticeable then.” She said, eyes twinkling with humour as she gave you a gentle squeeze. Casting a quick gaze to the arguing band, she slides gracefully from her seat beside you, to beneath the sound desk. 

“We don’t have long, they might actually start working together.” You warned, and from between your legs, Mary grinned at you, pressing a gentle kiss to your inner thigh.

“Have I ever needed long?” And the way her voice dip, sultry and playful, has you already squirming before she even touches you. You’re heart’s already racing as you move to sit at the edge of your seat, legs spreading easily for your girlfriend, and you try to school your expression into something neutral to not give yourself away. 

She presses kisses along the inside of your thighs, gently biting every so often before pressing a kiss to your pussy through your already damp panties. You stiffen a little at that, and she giggles.

“Careful, darling, wouldn’t want to distract them from their album.” She murmurs, her hands sliding up along your thighs, beneath your skirt, pulling your underwear down as she speaks. 

“It’s the principle of the thing.” You mutter your best Freddie impression from behind your steepled fingers, where you’d pressed them to your mouth in an attempt to quieten yourself. Mary laughs again, which makes you grin, but then she’s licking long, rough strokes along your slit, and your own laugh morphs into a quiet moan. 

She’s so delicate when her thumb finds your clit, teasingly light touches as her tongue dips inside of you. You’re squirming against her, hips rolling as you try to find any sort of friction, but then she’s pressing hard against your clit at she rubs it, and your eyes widen. You cover your choked moan with a cough, and she pulls back, still rubbing at your clit.

“Does that feel good, sweetheart?” She asks, and her other hand moves from your thigh to slide a finger into you as you give a jerky head-nod, trying to keep your gaze on the recording studio.

She starts slowly, finger curling gently inside of you, thumb against your clit, before she pinches it firmly as her finger hits your g-spot and you let out a squeak; you can feel her grin where she’s pressing a kiss to your thigh. Sliding a second finger into you, she moves them faster, alternating between pumping into you and curling them, as she moves to take your clit in between her teeth, flicking the bundle of nerves with her tongue.

You have to hide your face in your hands because you’re worried that one of the boys will see the way curses are falling from your lips, and your pupils are blown wide. You’re whimpering, hips rolling in rhythm with her fingers, and it’s only the sound of the arguing band members that lets you know they haven’t caught on yet.

She’s got a hand on the small of your back, urging you closer to her, and you move obligingly, legs spreading further as sucks hard on your clit, her fingers moving fast and hard in you, hitting you perfectly. She can tell you’re getting close, and she replaces her fingers with her tongue, lapping at you, desperate to get you off as her fingers, slick with your own juices, rub at your clit.

Moaning her name, your head lands on the sound desk with a thud as one of your hands fists in her hair, as you grind against her mouth, whimpering and needy. Mary moans against your pussy as you come, and you can barely muffle your cry with one hand, eyes squeezed closed as the endorphins flood through you. Her lips are still on you, helping you ride it out, as your eyes flutter open and you come back to reality, seeing the band members all crowded around the piano, nodding seriously, thankfully not looking at you.

“Alright, I think we’re ready to give it a shot.” Freddie’s voice comes over the speakers and it takes you a few moment to find your voice, slumped back in your chair with your heart still racing. 

“I- sure.” You say, a little breathless, and that’s when they all turn to you.

“You okay?” Freddie asks, frowning, and you swallow thickly, trying to get into a more reasonable sitting position as Mary leaned back, smug, gliding your panties back up your legs.

“Yeah, just- uh, bored.” You said, swallowing thickly, wondering if they could tell how flustered you were.

“Where’d Mary go?” Brian asks, and you glance below the desk to see Mary grinning with amusement at you as she licked her fingers clean.

“She’s somewhere, I don’t know.” You tell them over the microphone, and John, Freddie, and Brian all look a little concerned, but you make direct eye contact with Roger and he gives you the biggest shit eating grin.

As soon as they start the next take, you let out a long sigh of relief, and you lean your forehead against the edge of the table, giving Mary a smile where she was looking at you with raised eyebrows.

“Feel better?” She asked, and you laughed a little, voice low and satisfied.

“So much better; I love you.” And when you say it, she pets your knee fondly, before leaning up and giving you a quick kiss. She takes a moment to try and flatten her hair a little, and wipe the edge of her mouth, and she resurfaces, plopping easily back into the seat beside you, looking nothing so much like the cat who got the cream. She reaches out, taking your hand.

“I love you too.”

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[the-invisible-self]

I did this. Fast and dirty. Like a Rorschach Ink Blot.

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? I balance it exactly. 2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? Yes. Like Buck Vu, I'm a fan of cold things in the cold. 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? Anything. Pencils. Receipts. Other books. 4: how do you take your coffee/tea? In my mouth. 5: are you self-conscious of your smile? Naw bro 6: do you keep plants? The ones that survive. (And some of the ones that don't.) 7: do you name your plants? Naw bro 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Shitposting. Lol not really. 9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Yep 10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? All of the above. 11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends? Wouldn't you like to know? 12: what's your favorite planet? Earth 13: what's something that made you smile today? Smutty fanfiction. 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Messy and wonderful 15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! Naw bro 16: what's your favorite pasta dish? Spaghetti w meat sauce and LOTS of cheese 17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? None 18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. I don't have friends. That's why I'm filling out 100 answers by myself. 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?nah bro 20: what's your favorite eye color? Brown 21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. It's a bag of holding. With patches. 22: are you a morning person? When I'm not sick 23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? Nothing. Or write. 24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? My therapist. 25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into? Can't say I have. 26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?minnetonka Mocs 27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor? Isn't “bubblegum” it's own flavor?Whatever. I prefer spearmint. 28: sunrise or sunset? Sunrise 29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? Shitposts 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? Absofuckinglutely 31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I used to steal my husbands socks Bc they were cool & I thought it was cute to wear his things, but he left me and now I don't have a husband or any socks to wear. So. Yeah. 32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. I fell asleep. 33: what's your fave pastry? Chocolate. Or cherry. 34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? I unfortunately still have all my childhood folks Bc my hoarder parents mailed them to me 3 years ago. 35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? Gimme college rule loose leaf and some reliable black ink 36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now? STRFCKR 37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I like it clean but it's always a mess 38: tell us about your pet peeves! Sticky hands 39: what color do you wear the most? Red? 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you? I bought a ring that's a big open circle and I wear it instead of my wedding ring Bc fuck my ex

41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving? The night circus 42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! No. All coffee shops are precious and magical. 43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? Myself & a pack of smokes 44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? I don't 45: do you trust your instincts a lot? Yep 46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. There is nosuch thing. All puns are beautiful. 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Cold potato salad 48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Knives/bleeding. Yep. 49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? Yep. David Bowie. 50: what's an odd thing you collect? Magnets of female villains. 51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? Buck vu. Claire de lune. 52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? All of Tom’s memes 53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? No heathers? No beetlejuice? Yep - loved it as a kid pulp fiction? Yep - triggering what do you think of them? 54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My kid 55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point? I don't prove myself. I just am. 56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Flaws 57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? I always love that song. Except when I have a headache. Right now I have a headache...so... 58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? I don't have friends. Just Tumblr friends. And we don't drink together.But liz is the wine mom and chris is the vodka aunt. 59: what's your favorite myth? The Bible 60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? Yes. Mary Oliver. All of her. 61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received? A donut. An empty box that, when opened, I said was full of love. 62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? No 63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? not really? I like them inbrsknbow order but honestly idgaf 64: what color is the sky where you are right now? Starlight 65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with? Yes 66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?Lilacs & daisies 67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Peaceful 68: what's winter like where you live?gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty 69: what are your favorite board games? SETTLERS OF CATAN

70: have you ever used a ouija board? nah bro 71: what's your favorite kind of tea?Breakfast tea 72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it? Yep 73: what are some of your worst habits? Messy everything 74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. deeply generous, but I'm afraid of taking too much… effortlessly beautiful, but a beauty that's not for me 75: tell us about your pets! My cat is a jerk who picks fights with all the other cats and hates babies. 76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't? Nah bro 77: pink or yellow lemonade? Yes please 78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? Nah bro 79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?Gave me a skipping stone from Spain Bc I reminded them of Amelie 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Brown. Yep. Idk it just felt right. 81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. In her head 82: are/were you good in school? Yep 83: what's some of your favorite album art? Pink Floyd 84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? Birds on my arm 85: do you read comics? what are your faves? Used to. Xmen. 86: do you like concept albums? which ones? Idk 87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Fred estaire & ginger Rogers 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? Abstract expressionism 89: are you close to your parents? No 90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. I busked. I loved it, but the good was horrible. There were more homes of dead authors than I had time to visit. 91: where do you plan on traveling this year? A rainforest 92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?MOAR CHEESE 93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most? Pigtails 94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?I don't know ppl 95: what are your plans for this weekend? Work while sick. Yay. 96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? I'm supposed to install updates? 97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INFP cusp griffindor 98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? Too long ago. Yes. I love hiking. 99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. ::insert the beetles here:: 100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Neither. Fuck that shit. I wanna live rn.

#personal