#these boys i swear

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]

Nothing to see here, just a guy drunk calling his surrogate dad to complain about his brother running around on him with a demon. Totally normal brother activity.

#spn crack #wincest #sam winchester #these boys I swear #spn 5x20

[wheresthebus]

Why has Isaac brought Nigel down into the cholera pit?

#that sentence with zero context looks really weird #these boys I swear #ghosts season 2 #cbs ghosts season 2 #cbs ghosts #ghosts cbs #ghostsedit #ghosts edit #cbs ghosts isaac #cbs ghosts Nigel #nigel chessum #isaac higgintoot #ghosts

[not-poignant]

Wowwww very uncool to put Alex in this situation, Sebastian!!! (I say while grinning and click clacking my little fingers together)

We love when a boy puts another boy in an uncool situation! Especially when it's Sebastian being a complete mess at communicating in one direction, and Alex being a a complete mess at communicating in the other.

With their powers combined they make like half a man or something dslkfjas

#asks and answers #a stain that won't dissolve #thespectaclesofthor #THESE BOYS I SWEAR

[freebooter4ever]

holy shit sidney claus \o/

#:D #boots penguins liveblog #just like geno's goal off his damn knee #these boys i swear

[ficsforeren]

What are your plans w sandra after writing the renyuu dragon fic ?

cry.

#GUYSSSSSSS #YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HEARTBREAKING THIS FANFIC IS #we have four different ships in this story and each one of them sails at one point in the story but none of them can survive LMAOOO #sandra called me evil for this but hey i'm kanayama this is what i do #but honestly though sandra and i have been crying over the story for months now we're probably gonna cry some more when it ends #cause we have to say goodbye to it #these boys i swear #what have you done to us renyuu #kana answers stuff #renyuu supremacy

[siixkiing]

Tang had come home for lunch (what he'd accidentally left his lunch box here) so when he saw Wukong, a small grin played about his lips as he handed the golden simian a prepared bento box as well.

"I'll be back tonight, don't worry~" with that Tang headed off, his own lunch in hand for his next lecture.

“Mhm...??”

There was a surprised look that crossed the golden simian’s features — not so much at the scholar’s appearance, his presence was something that was expected when the two shared the place — at the other being home so early. Shouldn’t he be at one of his class lectures soon? About to ask about that when he felt the bento that was handed over to him.

Oh. Oh, this man was going to kill him with how sweet he was towards him. A soft smile spreading across the Monkey King’s features, lightly chuckling. What would he do without the other sometimes? Setting aside his inks and brushes for the time being — the poem wasn’t going anywhere.

Only stopping Tang for a brief moment, long enough to press a gentle kiss against the other’s cheek. Soft purr rumbling deep in his chest. How did he get so lucky? 

“Thanks for the meal, Tang. I’ll see you home later — “

“ — have fun at your lectures today, ‘kay?”

One final kiss placed against the other’s cheek before he let him head off. Couldn’t keep his class waiting after all, not when he knew some of the students really enjoyed the lectures sometimes. Besides, he’d see him tonight back here.

Now, he had a bento to enjoy. Watching Tang depart before carrying the personalized meal back to his work area.

#Here Comes Monkey King | IC {Sun Wukong} #lokesroleplaymulti​ #ask #answered #Hello 911? I like to report a M U R D E R #Loke once more killing me with some sweet Peachtea goodness and I am a mess right now Q3Q #Look at the two being precious; Imma die #I love them so so so much TT^TT #These boys I SWEAR #You two it is illegal to be precious like this STOP IT #For Only You Does It Beat | {Ship;lokesroleplaymulti:Tang}

[dude-wheres-my-ankheg]

First I have to do the dishes and exercise but then I am going to be writing some nasty Abdirak/He Who Was.

I should be working in Chapter 11 as it's pretty close BUT brain worms. You know how it is

#These boys I swear #Get out of my head #And into the word document

[lazylittledragon]

if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about

#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING #stranger things #platonic stobin #steddie #steve harrington #robin buckley #eddie munson #here we go again boys #i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like #nah i'm not gonna do it #maybe i'll anonymously write a fic #but no we're mombin posting on main #i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation #platonic co parents can be so so so personal #also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear #when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand #they have to know what kind of family they're coming into #cw pregnancy

[coffinflop]

#baldur’s gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #we stan a waterdhavian boy #milestumblr #baldur’s gay #and in that moment i swear we were infinite #1k #5k

[grezzirossi]

My Bg3 Party with the cutest barbarian and 3 pathetic guys.

#baldur's gate 3 #karlach cliffgate #wyll ravengard #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #boi I love them #pathetic is affectionate I swear #mostly #not when Gale fucks up his cantrips tho #bitch get ur magic right #Guess who Im playing as #WRONG! Im playing 4 diff campaigns ah-hah #as all 4 of them #well one is over lol #I love their interactions I can't help #they cute #and dumb #constantly recycling this party over and over #I love shart and lae too but for now Imma finish those 4 #did u really read all these tags? #mycryptidart

[beif0ngs]

C'mon heart, beat loudly again! 💓

#One Piece #opgraphics #Monkey D. Luffy #Joy Boy #*mine #HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A BOY SO BEAUTIFUL YOU STARTED CRYING 😭😭😭 #i'm not even exaggerating when i say i actually teared up from how beautiful the animation was in this scene #like i swear this is one of the most if not THE most beautiful i've ever seen Luffy animated!!! #and ngl tho the animation for the first half of this ep was kinda disappointing... #but they def made up for it during the second half! #also spent an embarrassing amount of time making the 4th gif because of the INSANE amount of colors involved #aaaaand it still looks like crap sorry 💀

[sollandan]

their models are like a muse to me

#disco elysium #jean vicquemare #harry du bois #i always swear im over de and then i see something and its like wooah has anyone heard of disco elysium it seems neat #anyway #hi. see you in two months when de gets me again #sollandan

[bluesnailsstuff]

getting a scolding

#welcome home #shitpost #wally is only concerned about how he'll get his mail now #oh boy i need sleep #i swear im actually drawing i swear #welcome home arg #my art #bluesnailsstuff

[snazzydwarf]

(This was written in July oh dear-)

You know how in a lot of fics a de-aged Danny winds up in Gotham either via Clockwork putting him there, or Danny goes through a portal (either through his own volition or not) and ends up being taken in by one of the bats?

Okay that, but what if he was never picked up and ends up falling through the cracks and becoming one of the many homeless children wandering Gotham's streets, but unlike all the other street kids who know when to keep their head down Danny just doesn't have those fear receptors... like at all- It's almost scary with how the kid manages to just not give a single flying fuck about what is going on.

So after a while of wandering the streets and getting acquainted with the Gotham's inhabitants everyone slowly get's used to the kid wandering around, dropping their guard and greeting him with smiles when he toddles around the corner, looking for his next meal or piece of scrap clothing.

Perhaps it's this show of trust they begin to notice the strangeness that hangs around him like a cloud. The shifting coloured eyes, the coldness in his skin that never seems to go away no matter how much clothing the kid gets bundled in.

The fact that no one knows where he goes once they take their eyes on him? Spooky to say the least, but they're Gothamites! One shady, possibly meta, kid ain't gonna change anything.

So he becomes a staple in everyone's lives, and eventually learned his name is Danny. He talks about having an older sister called Jazz, two best friends and a puppy he named Cujo. (who let their kids watch Cujo???) They also learned he had an innate fear of The Bats, whenever one swept into the streets during their nightly patrol he would just... disappear. He became unfindable and wouldn't appear until the next day.

At first they thought it was him finding a safe place to sleep while the night rolled around and the Rouges came out to play, but that assumption was quickly squashed when he was caught wailing on one of the Jokers henchmen. The white makeup couldn't even cover up the black and blue bruises that covered his face.

It was comical, if not a bit frightening to see this small child practically a baby sitting upon a knocked out, grown ass man. His little stubby legs dangling off the side of his body, too small to even reach the ground.

Of course nothing stays under the Bats radar for long so he end up eventually getting spotted. However none of the Bats where expecting such resistance from the civilians when they offered to take the kid.

Now whenever the little tyke is bumbling around and a Bat (or any other vigilante associated with them) is in the area, it's all hands on deck to distract Danny and get him somewhere else.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #danny phantom x dc #I just wanted Gothams inhabitants to adopt Danny first #before any Bats could get to him #so now that they want him they have to try and get through multiple neighbourhoods of people #its THEIR kid god dammit! #our bb boi #whos a little off putting #but it's apart of his style #just ignore the slight body horror and uncannyness that he can give off #just a quirk of his we swear #:> #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc #snazzyprompts

[egophiliac]

oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #surprise! it's actually everyone else's backstory! #screaming. just screaming forever. #malenoa my new beloved #like. i kind of figured something had happened to malleus' parents because maleficia seems to be his only relative? #but i didn't know it was going to be a whole THING #hey silver did your shitbag ancestor kill malleus' mom #oh boy this is going to be super embarrassing for you #also i keep interpreting レヴァーン as raven and i kind of think that's not the intended meaning #it's probably supposed to be like. lavern or something? #however #it means i keep thinking of malleus' dad as raven. his cool raven dad who mysteriously disappeared 400 years ago. that guy. raven. #and slowly sliding my eyes towards the explicitly raven-themed character who literally has 'raven' written on his design #do you...do you think that... #it couldn't be. but do you think... #i swear to god if crowley takes off his mask and goes 'SON' i'm gonna #i don't even know what i'd do but crowley darth vader-ing malleus would be the twist of the fucking century #truly the funniest possible outcome. i kind of do actually want it to be true now #sorry mal turns your dad is an enormous dork and also the principal #bright side no one is going to be intimidated by you anymore

[eliotbaum]

Savior.

a scene from our last Curse of Strahd session featuring my cleric PC

#illstration #art #artists on tumblr #character art #painting #curse of strahd #curse of strahd art #dnd 5e #cleric #dnd art #blood cleric #boy's got kavan's spear and his problematic god turned it into a new thing #basically the bloodletter from bloodborne #kasper dunant #he's good aligned i swear