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luke-jace · 5 years
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So this is the sort of IT SNL AU. 
Before I post this basically wall of text, I'll run through the basics of the idea. They all meet up years before the whole events of the movie and Richie somehow convince them to take part in this YouTube channel for comedy sketches and things for fun and it turns into a whole thing. 
So, it's 2007, or something like that, and Richie is reminiscing on what he can remember of his childhood and college years, mostly trying to come up with his own jokes based on childhood and such. He finds a few videos from his college years where he tried doing skits with his friends, while they were mostly drunk. Anyways, he decides to visit Derry, see what he can dig up for jokes, maybe mock how the town is set up still, I don't know. He hopes to find something. 
He does find something, no, someone. Mike. They start chatting and Richie's regaining some of his memories of the shit that went down and he's starting to wish that he could meet up with the losers again without it being apart of the clown BS. So Mike and he decide they're going to arrange something where they all meet up again properly.
So, they do. They're hanging out, discussing where they are in their lives. (The biggest changes is that Bill and Beverly are single. Just because I really don't like Bev's husband, I get why he exists and all, but like it just won't work for this AU and fuck it, just let Ben and Bev get together earlier, okay. Bill's single because I have another ship for him.)
Richie brings up what brought him back in the first place, including his mentions of his sketches he did with college friends, which leads to them all asking to see said sketches. So he reluctantly shows them and one of them suggests that they do their own sketches. (Note, they're probably drunk during the making of these new sketches. So, take that as you will.)
So, they record these and Richie decides to upload them to YouTube, mostly because that way it's easier for them to view and hey, maybe someone will stumble upon these videos and find them hilarious to watch to kill time. Most of anyone stumbling upon it will be any who watches Richie's stuff anyways, because they'll be looking his name up so. 
So, everyone goes back to their regular lives after spending a few days together, but they all make sure to stay in better touch. A few months or so go by and one of the videos Richie posted starts hitting big, like in whatever way was big back in 2007. And so he texts them like, "Guys those videos we made are getting popular, people really want more."
So, the next time they manage to all get back together, they make some more videos, not expecting much. But before the end of their visits, they notice that they really are getting hits. But, they have their own lives, their own jobs, etc. They aren't going to drop what they're doing to satisfy this internet thing. So, sometimes when meetups happen, not everyone is there, and there are sometimes other people than the Losers Club themselves. Stan's wife, Patricia, joins in whenever Stan's in them, whoever's town they're in's friends or coworkers or anybody really joins in. But at its core, it's the Losers Club. Keeping in mind, these meetups are anywhere they can manage to meet up at. It's not always a certain place, like Derry. So they're filming wherever they can, which is usually a hotel room or someone's house if they can. 
It's about a year or so after they've gotten somewhat serious about the channel and Richie's the one who's the most into this, since he's the main person running it and you know, it's his. It's his and his friend's, not anybody else's. The comedy is his own mixed with his friend's comedy. So he wants to get serious about it, like proper serious and so he brings it up with them that he wishes to get a studio or something but since he lives in LA, and therefore is the furthest away, it may not work for them. So, long story short, he moves to somewhere on the East Coast, I picked New Jersey. Could be New York. 
(Oh, I'ma mention where everyone lives since it's kinda important. Bev lives in Chicago, Ben lives in Nebraska according to the original stuff, but if that's not true with the newest movies, please correct me. It won't matter for long for this anyways. Bill lives somewhere on the east coast. Eddie lives in New York. Stan and Patricia live in Atlanta. Apparently. So, mostly East Coast apparently.)
The studio is actually more of a… house? It has a few bedrooms and then he turns the master bedroom into the actual studio, so that when everyone visits, they have somewhere to stay instead of a hotel. 
So, at some point, Richie convinces Mike to leave Derry, because honestly freaking out over the clown for twenty-seven years isn't healthy, bud. So he moves in with Richie as Richie's still setting up the place, so he helps set it up. 
So, a few months into having the studio, visits are happening more often, just not with everyone as mentioned before, because of life. Ben and Beverly, during a visit, have a very deep conversation and Beverly realizes it was him who wrote the thing and they fall in love and end up dating. Also, decide to move into the studio after tying up things at home and find jobs in whatever state they're in. Probably better chances anyways. 
Now, with four out of seven (eight if we include Stan's wife because I do.) living under the same roof, videos are being made more often, but they do make sure to space them out so like one week it's the four, and then another week it's the whole gang if they met up, so that people don't think it's going down to just the four. 
Now, let's take it to Eddie for a moment. You know we needed some angst, because so far this has just been a very long way of saying they all live under one roof and make funny videos. 
Eddie's wife does not like the channel in the slightest. Before, during, and after every meetup, she complains. She nitpicks everything about it, worries about her husband being on the internet like that, so on and so forth. So, Eddie kind of drifts away, he begins rarely showing up to a point where he doesn't anymore. Fans of the show, as it is now basically, are noticing. They brush it off at first. Then Bill ends up moving into the house and Stan and Patricia moved in somewhere somewhat nearby because they're looking to start a family and want to be around some family of their own, and basically they're family so. Now with seven cast members being regulars, people begin getting really curious on what's going on. 
They find the one piece of social media Eddie has in 2009 and harass him about it. So, Eddie decides, fine, he'll come one time, do one video, say goodbye and continue on with his life. 
"I don't know the sketch they do. I don't know what it involves. All I know is that when Eddie and Richie look at each other in the sketch, there's something going on. and the fans fucking lose their shit. Reddie is born." as I explained it to my friend. 
And, neither of them take that well. I mean people are flooding the comments about it, using the ship name a bunch, asking them constantly if they're together or something. It's wild. At first, Richie thinks the odd feelings he's feeling about it are what anybody would feel. But then he realizes during a conversation with Beverly that, wait, no, these are the feelings of like, people just realized I'm in love with someone and I cannot admit it yet to that person. If ever. Especially since he's married. Especially since he's a presumably straight guy. Richie still hasn't come to terms with his sexuality, either so that's grand. 
So, Eddie's way of dealing with it is ignoring Richie completely. Richie tries to reach out many many times, and it's met with silence. People do not stop with the Reddie stuff, but it kind of does cool down a little bit. People do not realize that the reason Eddie hasn't come back is partially because of the shipping, btw. Because it's the internet and I mean,,,, let's be real, look at how the internet was back then with their ships. This is like nearly 2010 at this point. 
So, as I said, it was dying down. Until Richie does a somewhat vent-y sketch where one of the two canon couples are put into a situation where they're just friends and everyone around them will not shut up about how they're such a cute couple, even after they say they're just friends. To the point where the girl walks out because she can't deal with hearing it anymore. And someone still doesn't shut up about it. Of course, there's jokes and such in it, it's supposed to be funny but it's also got a message. (The reason that it's either Stan and Patricia or Beverly and Ben is that Richie doesn't want people trying to ship anyone else in the group that isn't in a relationship. That's it.)
And so people use logical thinking to not go after Eddie about it, right? 
No. 
People freak out and think that the sketch is trying to say that Eddie did something wrong, so on and so forth. This causes Eddie to reach out to Richie, and they get in a fight about it, even though they probably shouldn't but. Angst am I right?
Richie makes a video making it very clear that people need to stop with the Reddie stuff, to leave Eddie alone, and so on. People thankfully chill out for once. 
So, as things mellow out, and a few of them begin branching out, still staying in the sketch thing because it's fun, but they also want to do a few of their own things. Stan and Patricia run a family vlog, Beverly ends up doing a DIY channel with Ben, because I want them to. Think threadbanger kind of. Mike and Bill have their own youtube channels but right now I'm not sure what they're about. 
So, it's 2012, it's been going on for about five years now. Ben and Beverly have gotten their own place but they do spend some time at the studio. Also, they have quite a few animals. So, it's just Richie, Bill and Mike at the studio. (Let me note for a second that uh, Bill and Mike also have something going on. I'm still working on this whole idea)
And then one day, Eddie shows up on the doorstep of the studio. Richie is very surprised. He asks what's up and Eddie explains that he's finally gotten a divorce. That it just wasn't healthy for them, so on and so forth and now he doesn't know what to do and he just needs some support. And somewhere to stay. He would've went to Ben and Bev's or Stan and Pat's but, he doesn't know where they live. So he moves in. BUT, he stays out of videos because it terrifies him. And people have really died down mentioning him so it's cool.
Until one day when Stan and Patricia are filming about their kids or something and in the background, Eddie is chatting with someone and people flip out, because look! It's the guy who went missing from videos!
So, they have to upload a video that's of Eddie explaining why he left and that he's nervous to come back due to the uproar that had happened before. Fans promise they'll be chill, and so he comes back. 
(FINALLY, if you knew why this was born, Bill Hader did a series with a character named Stefon. He's quite the character, but uh. He kisses Seth Meyers quite a few times and Stefon and Seth get married in the series of clips and it's mentioned in every reappearance of Stefon since the marriage thing.) 
So, they do this one-off video that is a news reporter interviewing a guy about what places are really poppin' and (as Stefon does) just doesn't give helpful advice. All of it is just club suggestions that sound like very…. "Interesting clubs" and it's hilarious. People love it and want more. So they decide to do more and fans begin shipping their characters. I should note that, Eddie's character's name is just his literal name, while Richie's is Ericard.  This will make sense of why later. 
So, a few months go by and they've decided to do the wedding thing as a sendoff for the series as they decide to end it for now, since it's gotten repetitive and since the fans ship it so badly, fine. (It will come back in a moment tho, but I have to get to why)
So, again, months pass by, it's 2013 now. And they have some videos that are private since they're sketches they never decided to post but kept on the channel as private. One, in particular, was a sketch about a clown, who everyone but one character, Eddie's character, is being all nonchalant about it being around. Like it does creepy things, oh well, that's just how it be. 
Uh, it ends by Eddie getting stabbed by the clown and he says lines that I wish were in the movie which were from the 1990 series, "I've never really loved anyone except you guys" but he says it while staring right at Richie. 
This video gets accidentally unprivated by some glitch on YouTube as well as a few other. 
I forgot to mention, it was saved with "Richie's biggest fear" by Bill, since the channel's joint and he's the one who uploaded it to the channel for safekeeping. 
People end up flipping out because of the last line and the fact it's titled "Richie's biggest fear" which is a video showing Eddie basically dying. 
(I'm sorry y'all. I had to.)
So they decide, let's do another video with the characters from earlier to get people's minds off that, that'll work. They stupidly announce that they're going to do it, and THEN remember the characters are married and now they can't go back and say they aren't and they are going to have to acknowledge it at least once. So that means they get to call each other husbands. (They both totally don't have to do many takes because after one of them said husband, they ended up ruining the take for some reason) 
So, the video's ending and Eddie signs off as you would in a news thing like, "I'm Eddie Kaspbrak." and Richie goes "And I'm Ericard Kaspbrak."
After this, they finally decide to talk about their feelings because this has been going on for way too long. Richie comes out to Eddie and tells him how he has feelings for him and such, but Eddie doesn't need to have them back and goes off on this tangent about it. Eddie stops him in the midst and tells him he feels the same way.
(The entire house overhears and you can hear one person cheer and demand money from the others because they won the bet on firstly which couple gets together first and when (Bill and Mike learn that people are betting on them and they're really confused on why….. hm.))
So Eddie and Richie officially get together after a bit but they do keep it a secret from the YouTube for a while but the audience does pick up on the fact that they look even more in love during sketches and they are a few where they're together, similar to how theres sketches with the other couples together sometimes. 
I'd say that's all I have but I've written so much so.
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drink-n-watch · 4 years
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  Genre:  Romance, yuri, drama
Episodes: 11
Studio: J.C. Staff
  When Fumi was a child she was tiny and quick to cry but her best friend Akira (A-chan) was always there to save the day. This is why it was so devastating for Fumi when she had to move away from everything she has known including her dearest friend. But ten years later and Fumi is back. She’s become very tall and very beautiful but beneath it all she is still the same fragile young woman. Thankfully, although A-chan may be the little one now, she’s still just as spunky and energetic as ever. And a decade later, these two best friends are rediscovering their friendship. Everything that’s the same as well as all that’s changed.
Maybe you read that Yuri tag and the description above and you deduced pretty much everything that happens in this series. I don’t blame you. That’s what I did. Childhood friends reunited is such a cliché premise in the romance genre it might as well be a trope in and of itself. By the way, I was wrong. Completely and delightfully wrong.
the excitement starts here
Visually, Sweet Blue Flowers is a series that I would qualify as calm. In the sense that looking at it was relaxing and calmed me down. The colours are subdued and give the impression of aquarelles. The backgrounds look like beautiful pencil drawn cells. The simple character designs really grew on my (this may have something to do with the fact that I gots feels for one of them so take my impressions with a grain of salt) and little details like how Fumi’s long hair became intricately dishevelled when she collapsed in bed were actually impressive in their quiet and understated way.
I mentioned this once or twice before but speckled sunlight is one of my favourite effects in anime and Sweet Blue Flowers is full of it! Every other episode has scenes of bright sunshine filtered through leaves. Watching the series gave me the impression of walking through a beautiful green park on a lazy afternoon where it’s neither too hot or too cold and for some reason there is almost no one else around. It was calm. And I mean that as a compliment.
see!
There isn’t much movement and as such the animation can’t be considered particularly impressive but the story doesn’t really call for it. What animation there is, is very good and the art remains very consistent. The voice acting is charming. It’s difficult to imagine that the girls I’m hearing haven’t really been friends for years or aren’t really going through strange and confusing times together.
As for the story, Sweet Blue Flowers lives up to its name. It’s extremely sweet, a little blue and full of delicate flowers. Yeah, I was waiting to pull that line out…
In all seriousness, if I could define the story in one word, I think I would chose “gentle”. If I got a few more, I would go with down to earth as well. This may be the most realistic Yuri anime I have ever watched for all the ups and downs this implies. It’s a little slow and sometimes can feel aimless. High school romances don’t generally last forever. There isn’t that much high drama or huge exciting events. For the most part, it’s just a bunch of girls going to school together and trying to figure out who they are and who they want to be.
I want to be there too
Speaking of which, and this will only make sense to those that have seen the series. Although A-chan may be my favourite because she really stepped up when it matters, I am so so proud of Fumi. I’m not sure I have ever been this proud of an anime character. I was beaming in my living room as though I had raised the girl myself.
I don’t want to give away too much so instead let me try to tell you what Sweet Blue Flowers isn’t. It isn’t a melodrama. Some characters can be a little dramatic, I mean these are teenage girls, but in general people get over things pretty easily. It isn’t a rose coloured romance either. There are as many sad as happy moments and ultimately this is the story of first loves, not last ones. Not everything ends well and some things don’t really get a resolution at all. That’s just how life is sometimes. You just kind of move on even though nothing really happened.
It also isn’t and Ecchi or a fanservice anime. If you are looking for some hot yuri action, you are not going to find this one very satisfying. In fact, I would say that Sweet Blue Flowers is as much a celebration of friendship (if not more so) as one of romance.
sometimes things are less fun
I could sit here and tell you everything that happens. I could probably do so in just a couple of paragraphs at that. It’s not a very complicated story. But it’s an anime to experience rather than understand. And as it is a slow and not that eventful an experience, it probably won’t be for everyone. For what it’s worth, it left a cynical romance and drama hater as myself, a little bit in love. And it’s nice to be a little bit in love at times.
I’m actually curious if anyone else out there has any thoughts on this series. I sort of want to talk about it more…
still hot
Favourite character: A-chan but her mom is a close second. Also Sugimoto is hot, I would be in the fan club too.
What this anime taught me: Heartbreak is a precious thing
If you can’t be happy, at least you can be drunk!
Suggested drink: Berry White (I’m proud of this one)
Every time A-chan saves the day! – Cheers!
Every time Fumi cries – get some water
Every time a family member is overprotective – take a sip
Every time A-chan argues with her brother – take a sip
Every time any girl wears braids – play with your hair
Every time we see those two little girls (you’ll know when you see them) – take a sip
Every time anyone is lying – get some water, you don’t want to kill your liver
Every time Fumi is reading – take a sip
Every time A-chan rides the train – I don’t know why I chose her specifically… – take a sip
Every time we see a nun – hide the booze
Every time we see the library – take a small sip
Every time A-chan is full of energy – take a sip
Every time there is speckled sunlight – take it in
Every time anyone skips school – tsk tsk
Every time A-chan thinks about food – get a snack
Every time hey go to a café – I dunno maybe get an espresso? That sounds bad for your heart, stick to the cocktail!
The images don’t do it justice but it will ive you an idea
Sweet Blue Flowers Lives Up To Its Name Genre:  Romance, yuri, drama Episodes: 11 Studio: J.C. Staff When Fumi was a child she was tiny and quick to cry but her best friend Akira (A-chan) was always there to save the day.
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OKAY. So, How in The World Did I Meet Martin Garrix in Taipei???
I’m not saying I’m a stalker, but I’m kind of a stalker. 
Before I go ahead and tell you the story of how I met the love of my life (don’t fight with me on this), I’m gonna give you an idea of much of a psychotic fan I am. So, here’s a little trip down memory lane.
THE LOVE STORY
****WARNING! You are about to witness some borderline psychotic shit! 
2013
It all started when I was just a freshman in college. One night, I was doing what college freshmen do best, getting wasted AF. It was on a Thursday night, and we had a thing we called “Happy Thursday”. It was when all the students from the the colleges and universities nearby hit the bars literally right beside one uni to challenge the legal alcohol limit simply because there weren’t any classes the next day. Aaahh, education.
Anyways, in that one particular night, I just remember being really, really drunk and everyone around me just passed the fuck out. It was only around 23:00 and the party was basically over. Mind you, I wasn’t one of those responsible types who’d go home when they knew they’ve had too much. I’m was more of a “let’s rob a Jollibee!” kind of chick. Not proud, but damn it, it’s the truth. So, I grabbed my school bag, got a taxi, and headed to the then clubbing strip of Manila.
When I got off the taxi, the first thing I noticed was a really long line at this one club called Privé. I went on over there to check what all the fuss was about. I bumped into some people I knew who let me know that Martin Garrix was going to spin. And I was like, “Martin who??”. And they said, “Si ano, si Animals (his track that blew up and really put him on the scene)”. We all know that that track is **sick **and they also let me know that he’s really cute, and that was enough to get myself to pay a PHP 1,000 entrance fee to watch the show. So, i get my drunk ass in the club, squeezed my way to the very front (which I wouldn’t have had the courage to do if I wasn’t so intoxicated), and waited for the show to start.
Just moments later, they dimmed the lights and it was showtime. The lazer lights went wild and the crowd roared. I kept it cool because i was just trying to see if this guy was really cute. I looked up and saw a guy and said to myself that “hmmm, yeah, he’s pretty cute”. But theeen, I took one step back and realized that I was just too short to see the DJ and I was just looking at one of the members of his crew. So, when I finally saw him, I was like, “DAAAMN, Papiiii! HE REAL CUTE!”. It was fangirl at first sight. I remember thinking to myself that if Narnia has a Prince slash DJ, he would definitely look like him. I basically spent the whole show on my toes and my arms extended towards him so that he would touch my hand. Which he did, by the way! Thrice on my right hand and once on my left!!! #achievementunlocked #neverforget
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, pathetic! 
After his set, I went over to the entrance of the DJ booth to say hi. I shouted “Hi, Martijn!!!”. He just awkwardly smiled and waved at me. He was probably thinking “who the fuck is this ugly chick with orange hair in house clothes???”. I am 99.8% positive his thoughts were somewhere along those lines. No regrets!
2014
The following year, he had a much bigger show in Manila’s #1 club. I was lucky enough to get a free ticket and to be listed under the cocktail table at the very front and right in the middle. And of course, in true fangirl fashion, I was prepared with a sign.
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It was around December and I wanted my Christmas present early *wink wink*. I pretty much spent the whole time with my sign up trying to get him to notice me, even after he’s already noticed me. He made a cutesy little heart symbol with his hands and pointed towards me. I had a mini heart attack and started annoying my friend Pam with the classic “DID YOU SEE THAT??? DID YOU SEE THAT!?!?”. And she was just like, “Yaaaas girl, he noticed you. No one can deny.” (More like, Okaaay, B. You can shut the fuck up now). He pointed towards me once or twice more for the rest of the show and that was definitely enough to end my year right! #hoehoehoe #merrychristmas
2015
****This is where it gets a liiiittle psychotic**
The game plan was clear. Stay sober, look cute, prepare a sign, and fight my way to the very front once his set was about to begin. And it was exactly what I did.
Once I reached the front, some really tall French guy, probably a guardian angel sent by the fangirl gods, randomly asked me if I would like to be carried by him on his shoulders once Martijn came out. He probably felt bad for my lack of length and inability to be seen by the #1 DJ in the World no matter how long I put my sign up. Being five foot nothing, it was an offer I couldn’t refuse. So, once they hit the music and hit the lights, I climbed my way up to the Eiffel Tower and there was my baby!
Martijn’s birthday was just a day or two prior to the show, so I couldn’t miss my chance to greet him. It didn’t take him long at al for him to notice me and my sign. He put his his hands on his lips and sent a kiss my way! And he even mentioned the birthday greeting on his Instagram!!! #achievementunlocked #telleveryone
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If you ask everyone I know how I told them how the concert went for me, it would be everything stated above. Buuuut, there’s a little more to the story. What you’re about to learn next is only know by a handful of my favorite people.
Martijn’s set was coming to an end and the inner fanatic beast in me came alive. Like, really, really alive. As he played his last song, a crazy idea just popped in my head like ~LIGHTBULB~! I thought to myself, “So, if I pretend to faint now, the bouncers will carry me over the barrier and I will have the most fantastic view of my bebeluv”. Yeah, don’t really know where the fuck that came from either.
So, pretty much like everything else I do, without giving it much thought, if not at all, I just did it. I then grabbed my friend’s shoulder for her to look at me and I dramatically pretended to faint just like Snow White did when she took a bite of that poison apple. I’m quite an amazing actress, actually. Which pretty much explains why I spent half of my high school life in the clinic and why I always happened to have my period every week when we had swimming for gym class. What I’m trying to say is, they believed that shit.
With my eyes partially closed and my head going “What the fuck are you doing?”, my friends were in a HUUUGE panic. All i heard was them shouting at the top of their lungs “KUYA!!! KUYA!!!”, trying to get the attention of the bouncers for help. I swear to god, I was trying so hard not to laugh my fucking brains out.
Soon enough, the bouncers came and just like I planned it, they carried me over the barrier and right into the middle section of the two VIP crowds where only photographers and bouncers were allowed. Then there were fireworks, explosions, and confetti everywhere and I had the most perfect view of my baby basking in his glory. And I just thought to myself, “Great job, crazy bitch”.
And in a fraction of a second, the music was gone and the lights went off and the show was over. I then realized that i was supposed to be unconscious and my show isn’t over yet! *Snow White takes second bite off the apple*. There were a couple of bouncers around me at this point and they were all trying to move the barrier for me. Once moved, one bouncer carried me princess style (because how else are you supposed to carry a princess?) and rushed through the big crowd to bring me to the first aid booth. While going through the crowd, I can hear random people shout “Bianca?!?! Is that Bianca?!?!” “BIANCA!!!”. And again, I was just trying so hard not to laugh. The rest is history.
2016
Music Festival was cancelled a month prior to the show due to “the changes in political climate”. In other words, Thanks a lot, Duterte!
2017. The Meeting.
Here we go, here we go! About a month prior to my Taiwan trip, my friend, Keich, found out that Martijn was going to be in Taipei the same time as us. Coincidence?!? NAAAAAAAH.
On the first day that Keich and I spent together, we went to a handful of places far away from the city. By 18:00, we were extremely exhausted and didn’t have the energy to do anything but chill at our hostel’s lounge. While scrolling through Instagram, I came across a selfie that Martijn posted with a bunch of fans welcoming him to Taiwan in the comment section. FAN GIRL MODE: ON. I jumped off the couch and said, “KEICH. MARTIN GARRIX IS HERE. LET’S GO!”. She stood up right away because she knew I would do the same for her if we were in the same city as Kygo.
I messaged every fan who was welcoming him to Taiwan and I sent every single one of them a message asking if they might happen to know what hotel he was staying at. Most of them did not know but a lot of them just guessed for me. Keich and I rushed to the MRT station feeling more alive than ever, as if we didn’t have such a long day. We then rushed to the W Hotel where a few people suggested me to have a look since a lot of celebrities stayed there. We got in the lobby and waited a bit. THANK THE HEAVENS they had free wi-fi because I then received this message from yet another guardian angel from the fangirl gods on Instagram:
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“KEICH! LET’S GO!!!!!!!!” We rushed over to the Gran Hyatt, which was just a few meters from Taipei 101. We had absolutely no idea where he was or if we were even going to see him. We were just thinking that if it’s dinner time right now, he would probably go out right after to see more of the city. Orrr, if he was having dinner outside the hotel, then of course at one point he’d have to go back to his room.
So, we waited for HOURS. By the third hour, we noticed different DJ’s walk in one by one with wristbands from the music festival. My heart was beating faster and faster. The next thing we knew was that the hotel lobby was empty and it was already past midnight. A young boy and his mom sat at the same sitting area as us and then I heard the words “Martin Garrix” in their conversation. I asked them if they were waiting for someone because I was guessing that we were all waiting for the same person. Damn, these two were so freakin’ cool. The kid is fourteen years old and is #ballin, selling Yeezy’s online. And his mom.. Well, his mom is waiting with him at midnight to have a photo with his favorite DJ. Ummmmm, can anyone say MOM GOALS!?!
Since we were all having such a great conversation, my eyes weren’t pinned at the entrance of the hotel anymore. I glanced behind me for a second AND HOMYGAAAHAAD I CANNAAAT WITH YOUUU!!!!! IT’S FUCKING MARTIN FUCKING GARRIX IN THE FUCKING HOTEL LOBBY ASDFGHJKL;’SFHDKFHD3487fgwbfd!!!!!!!**
I wasted NO TIME. In a blink of an eye, I found myself rushing towards him and saying “Martijn! I’m your biggest fan from the Philippines!”. One of his bodyguards was very quick to stop me and he blocked me with his arm. Martijn then blocked his bodyguard with his arm and said “No, it’s okay.” (HOMAGAAAAAHD!!!)
He looks over at me and says, “Really? Give me a hug!”. And then we hugged. (HOMAAAHGAAAAHD!!!!)
See, I really wish that I could all tell you how the whole meeting played out, but I just DON’T REMEMBER SHIT after that hug. I don’t remember Keich having a photo with him. I don’t remember the teenage boy having a photo with him. I don’t remember saying goodbye. And I don’t even remember leaving the hotel. SHIT WAS INSANE.
According to Keich, he hugged me four times and gave me a kiss on the cheek. The kiss, I kind of do remember it happening. I remember it like getting punched in the face right after I just blacked out by getting punched in the face. And I am soooo lucky for having such a supportive friend who remembered to take a video of me towards the end of our meeting!!! Check it out:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5vFlByvrMI
(HAHAHAHAHAHA I’m too new for this shit to embed a video, so here’s the link, mofos!)
So, they didn’t allow to give him a pretend kiss on the cheek, so, HE GAVE ME A REAL ONE INSTEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Martijn was much taller than I thought he would be and he is sooooooo much more good looking in person. It was literally a dream come true and was probably one of the best birthday gifts given to me by the universe! THANK YOU, UNIVERSE!!!!!
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AND THEY LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER. THE END. 
Or is it? ;)
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