#these are objectively the best songs

[catastrxblues]

EVERMORE by taylor swift (feat. bon iver) — “and i was catching my breath, floors of a cabin creaking under my step. and i couldn’t be sure, i had a feeling so peculiar, this pain wouldn’t be forevermore.”

my #swiftiegiftexchange2024 for @lovesickallovermybed!!!! 🫶🏽🫶🏽

#HIII HII HII how are you <3333 SO sorry for being slightly to the party but HII #i saw that you are currently recovering from surgery and i‘m wishing you all the best and =a faster recovery 💗💗 i hope you’re okay and #are feeling and getting much better every day 💗💗💗 #i’m your anon swiftie and it was really nice to get to know you!! 🫶🏽 you’re super super talented and your gifs are so so STUNNING #it was such an honor to be your anon for this event and i had such a fun time making this ! #i was SO excited when i saw that some of your favorite ts songs are evermore and idsb. really really sorry i didn’t have the time to make #something for both because my laptop went dead for sometime and i ended up only having the time to make this 😭 #evermore the song is something i hold and cherish deeply in my heart too and it was something that has seen some of the worst of my days #and so i decided to do this song for your gift instead! #i can’t really gif much and couldn’t even try #because my laptop in which i had installed ps in went rip so i decided to make you this #(slightly messy sorryy) scrapbook of my view of the song! i tried to incorporate some of the descriptive lyrics and the objects mentioned i #the song and i hope you like it 😁! #and because i think evermore is also something that IS meant to be incredibly personal to the people that listen to it #i decided to include some photos (+added highlights on every lyric that has ever touched me which is almost everything as you can see 😭) #of some of my journal pages on which i rewrote the entire lyrics (except bon iver’s addition 😅) in ‘21 when the song meant to me the most! #i hope you're having a great dayy love 🫶🏽🫶🏽 #SwiftieGiftExchange2024 #taylor swift #tswiftedit #evermore #*my edits #nadine.mp3

[cubedmango]

「30歳まで売れないとアイドルになれるらしい」 (from cherry magic volume 12 special edition) — english translation

#cherry magic #my translation #ok immediately massive disclaimer there was a bunch of idol fandom+music+fashion terms in here ive never heard of so stuff might be v wrong #pls have mercy i tried my best with whatever info i could find 🙏 #also another small t/n for a thing i Do know about . so on pg 4 kurosawa actually says '好きなんだよ' which has no object specifically #so the thing he says he likes depends wholly on context #since he says that straight up first it could be interpreted as him saying 'i like You' which is why adachi goes 'whuh???' and turns red- #-in the next panel for a second anyway before kurosawa clarifies that he means the songs #(but maybe he was backpedaling and was actually saying that he likes adachi at first . hmmmmm) #but yeah i couldnt find any good way to actually make that work in english so i thought ill have it in the tags at least #i wonder if sensei will continue this AU like she did wizardsawa that would be cool.... theres so much potential

[gooperts-gunk]

in light of recent qsmp.global activities: reach deep down to find your inner badboyhalo and PRESS! THAT! BUTTON!!!!! [family feud song begins playing]

#goopert talks qsmp #qsmp #the best motivator is to make the objective relate to what you are obsessed with. this mode of operation always wins in the end #maybe wheel of fortune would've been more fitting actually but i can't remember what is or IF they have a theme song #don't worry about it. just enjoy the funny.

[holographings]

happy 6 year skz anniversary!!!!!!!!! finally posting my full piece for the mixtape zine. can't wait for everyone to get their copies of this beautiful thing we all made ^^

#i got to illustrate for i am You which is objectively one of their best songs and blows my dick clean off every time i listen to it #skz #stray kids #my art #fanart #bang chan #seo changbin #lee felix #han jisung

[devouringbodies]

🎣such a fucking whore🎣

#🪰 #will graham #hannigram #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannibal edit #I made this quite a few years ago actually so I guess it's time to set it free #I made it way too serious for the song lmao but it's still pretty funny I think #my best edits always end up being to objectively the least serious trashiest pop songs somehow lol

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

I’m sorry but if you don’t get choked up when Ferb pulls out a megaphone and says “well don’t just stand there, kiss her!” And then Lawrence very warmly says “happy anniversary, darling” and he and Linda kiss and the whole crowd goes nuts and Love Händel invites them all to sing together and Candace pulls Phineas in for a side hug as they watch their parents being happy and in love and they all worked together to make this happen, and it cuts to Vanessa smiling as she realizes how much her father cares and wanted to make her birthday special and she says “thanks, dad. You finally got one right.” -

Then like, don’t talk to me

#dude we’re getting the band together is like the ideal PnF episode #it has everything #it has a good story it has great songs it introduces great characters and most importantly it has so much heart #it’s my second favorite episode but I feel like objectively it is actually the best one #even though sidetracked is my favorite #the face Candace makes when the spotlight shines on the car gets me every time #phineas and ferb #dude we’re getting the band back together

[watchthekittycatcher]

Schlatt cover of "My Way" bro just shoot me now

#and he can SING good lord #im in schlatt hell. everything is schlatt he's perpetually occupying half of my brain #and also. My Way is the best song to cover. like objectively artistically it is THE best song to cover #bc. if you do it. you have to do it YOUR WAY #UGH #anyway #schlatt #jschlatt

[samodivas]

Don’t go looking for my brown eyes

They remember only your big lies

#objectively the best bg song 🫶🏼 #p: mine #Spotify

[sapphicautistic]

My gf was listening to "White Blank Page" by Mumford and Sons and I once again told her that song is SO much better if it's gay.

She doesn't listen to the lyrics of songs but she's extremely good at literary analysis and this time she actually looked up the lyrics and has now come to the following conclusion: "It makes no sense if it's not gay."

My (objectively best) reading is this:

The narrator was in love with a guy who strung him along, never willing to be in a committed (or public) relationship with him and maybe insisting that it's extremely heterosexual "helping a bro out" sex, except in more intimate moments. Finally out of nowhere guy is suddenly committed to a woman and when Narrator confronted him, guy spat out homophobic vitriol and claimed he's not gay like the Narrator.

(For extra flavor imagine them as closeted, straight passing Midwestern flannel wearing, love-bonfires-and-camping guys who sat next to each other at church and elbowed and annoyed each other like best friends do and were each other's go-to source of emotional support! And then to suddenly shut Narrator out for the first time ever, by abruptly marrying a woman and insisting that he's always been straight and their relationship meant nothing...)

Here are the lyrics:

Can you lie next to her And give her your heart, your heart As well as your body? And can you lie next to her And confess your love, your love As well as your folly? And can you kneel before the king And say, "I'm clean! I'm clean!" ? But tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? A white blank page and a swelling rage, rage You did not think When you sent me to the brink, to the brink You desired my attention But denied my affections, my affections So tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Oh, tell me now, where was my fault In loving you with my whole heart? Lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life Oh, lead me to the truth and I Will follow you with my whole life

Why call multiple people "you" in a totally unclear way? Why would you claim that your female ex's new man can't love her AT ALL (not just as much as you did, AT ALL)? And invoking the judgment of God is so fucking tedious if you're just shaming your female ex for moving on or even cheating/getting with your friend. Also you look like a creepy asshole if you think a girl broke up with you for "loving her too much".

This song is tepid, badly written, and makes the narrator look like an asshole if it's NOT gay.

The gay reading is the ONLY compelling one.

#i don't even care about m/m romances lmao i get bored when there's no women BUT #this is objectively the best reading #anyways my gf and I came up with the main beats for an entire romance story about these guys #as a dyke raised in the church i really like the religious midwestern reading here too #also there's SUCH a phenomenon of guys having secret sex out in these rural areas and insisting even to themselves it's not gay #so this reading is very compelling to me #i also like to think the woman is like fine. there's nothing wrong with her she's sweet and friends with both of them. #gf said what if she's Narrator's sister? #like i think it's better narrative wise if the woman has no idea and isn't trying to 'turn him straight' #bc the ex CHOSE this. he caved and all so he can stand before God and insist he's 'clean' #which to me... very very resonant #updates on my boring life #also I think the ex can be either bi or gay like it doesn't matter because either way Narrator is convinced ex loves HIM still n not wifey #god i could go line by line but no one wants that lmao it's extremely funny that i fixated on this #i did not even know it was a mumford and sons song or that they are british until gf told me both facts today #i am in no way a fan #im jsut a sucker for religion flavored gay angst i guess or at least this variety of it

[cctinsleybaxter]

ocean man is a fun one and i think it's earned its place in pop culture, but if you want to cure yourself of ween haterism my first pick would actually be The Argus

#not even a personal favorite i just think it's their objective best in the same way ocean man is their most radio-friendly #(if you want to re-introduce yourself to ween hatrism there are also plenty of songs to choose from lol) #jams #ween

[sparklingchim]

#yes i am obsessed w miss taylor she's the best leave me alone ! #m already kinda leaning towards a quote cos it's my fav song but i need answers from an objective view plss !!

[girlwithfish]

umm has anyone heard this

#objectively one of his best songs imoooooo... no its true #Bandcamp

[ughgoaway]

idk why I can only write smut to reputation by taylor lmaoooo. literally, it's been on repeat for the past 2 hours bc it's just the best background noise!!!

#it is objectively her sluttiest album #dress is THE song #best song on rep i cant lie #i wish i could listen to the 75 whilst i write but i find it weird lmaooo

[thrilling-oneway]

Alexa play snow halation it’s december 1st

#idk how it’s so good but it just is. like. it’s crazy how u’s flopped hard with borarara and then their second single that basically #saved them was fucking. SNOW HALATION. one of the objectively best songs in the franchise to date #and then the nozo episode of the anime i could sob. nozomi-chan im glad you got to have friends and you could do something fun together #with them #oh u’s ily

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

ik they call morgan his wife but like what if they weren't married yet (why morgan hasn't/didn't change her name to close or vice verse tbh) and also what if those rings were promise rings not wedding rings. like,,, just think about it..

#camera talks #personal hc about the Objectively best dndads ship- they were high school sweethearts #and not in the like. carol & darryl way. but in a like. best friends that make out & are dating (i hc them as poly also btw) #and they had promise rings since probably early college right? #and were waiting to get married #but morgan died before they actually settled the wedding planning n stuff (they had to plan around glenn's tours and nick being a baby) #(it was just too busy type thing) #i think the rings would have lyrics from GTC songs inscribed on them (a song glenn wrote and dedicated to morgan also) #dndads #im not putting this in the main tag lol #talk to me about them pls <33 #camera hcs

[runway-houses-city-clouds]

#runway houses city clouds my beloved #this song is why the d-side of innerspeakers vinyl version is objectively the best side btw #Spotify