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royalarchivist · 4 months

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Tubbo: I swear to God, Chat - I promise you, if it's the last thing I do, I am going to break up Fit and Pac.

Mike passed the crown of #1 Hideduo hater to Tubbo, and Tubbo took that title very seriously.

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Pac: I have a date with Fit tomorrow! You know the news, Tubbo?

[ Tubbo's Homophobic Arc ]

Pac: I got a date with Fit tomorrow!

Tubbo: You're - no... You're kidding..

Pac: Yeah, for real! Look - Mike shaved my hair you know, and gave me a new outfit so I can be like, sharp for tomorrow. ...You guys like it? You like it, Sunny?

[Judgemental silence]

Tubbo: That's so cool man, what he hell. That's fckin' sick.

Pac: Yeah, thank you! I knew it, I knew you'd- Oh, thank you, Sunny! I knew you guys were gonna love it, you know? I knew it.

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Tubbo: I swear to God- I swear to God- We need to add homophobia to the QSMP, I swear to God- I swear to God-

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Tubbo: Guys, I have to do everything in my power to break them up. What do you mean "no"?! This is awful, Sunny! This is awful!

Sunny: But why Pa?

Tubbo: THEY WERE NEVER MEANT TO GET TOGETHER! The stars told me so! They were never meant to actually get together!

Sunny: WHY PA

Tubbo: It's just wrong, Sunny! It's just wrong! I dunno how to explain it to you. It's just wrong!

Sunny: But it's loveeeee

Tubbo: ...If that's what you want to call it.

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Tubbo: HOW IS THERE GONNA BE ENOUGH SPACE BETWEEN THEM FOR ME NOW, SUNNY?!

Sunny: You're telling me you've never been in love Pa?

Tubbo: Listen, it's just not right.

Sunny: But I like bodyguard Fit and driver Pac :(

Tubbo: I like them too! They're my best friends! But they can't be together.

Sunny: I think you are projecting

Tubbo: PROJECTING WHAT? HUH!?

Sunny: I will find you someone, Pa.

Tubbo: I DON'T WANT SOMEONE! I DON'T WANT SOMEONE IT ONLY SERVES TO DISAPPOINT ME AND GET MY HOPES UP AND LEAVE ME- LEAVE ME NOTHING BUT A SHELL! A SHELL OF A MAN!

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Tubbo: Sunny - They're gonna hurt each other, Sunny- they're gonna hurt each other! And how will there be enough space between them for me now?

Sunny: Why would they do that if they care for each other?

Tubbo: People that care about each other, Sunny, hurt each other all the time! ALL THE TIME!

Sunny: But I care about you, and I don't hurt you.

Tubbo: No, that's different! That's different! The love that we have for each other is unconditional. Ok?

Sunny: Pa, I think you're just scared.

Tubbo: I'm not scared, I'm logical. All flags look red when you're wearing rose-tinted glasses.

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Tubbo: [In response to Sunny talking about Aypierre's agreement to build her a statue] You already have a statue! [Sunny hits him] Ow!

Tubbo: What about the one Fit and Ramon made you for your birthday? [Tubbo has an idea] See? Do you think Fit would have time to do stuff like that if he's too- if he's too preoccupied with his little shag buddy? I don't think so! I don't think so!

Sunny: Wait.

Tubbo: See? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying!

Sunny: You have a good point now

Tubbo: See? You under- yes, exactly! We HAVE to break them up! They can still be friends! Fck it, friends with benefits! But they cannot be together. We cannot let them.

Sunny: OK I'M IN

Tubbo: [Claps] I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU! I knew I could count on you!

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[Looking at fanart of Pac, Fit, and himself]

Tubbo: We- we have to split them up. We have to fckin' split them up. Oh, but I'm in this one! Oh, that's so-[Realizes it's him crying as a third-wheel] SEE?! SEE?! THEY KNEW! THEY KNEW! THEY FCKIN' KNEW! THEY FCKIN' KNEW!

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Tubbo: [In a thick "red-blooded American" accent] Wha- I just don't understand why they have 'ta keep shoving it down our throats! Goddamnit! I JUST WISH IT WASN'T MY SMP! [He hits his desk and laughs]

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Dono: Streamer becomes homophobic 'cause he can't get any

Tubbo:

Tubbo: Sunny, I'm just gonna need to brb for a moment.

Tubbo: [Stands up from his desk, walks away, and screams]

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Tubbo: I swear to God, Chat - I promise you - if it's the last thing I do, I am going to break up Fit and Pac.

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bananacockatiel · 2 years

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Remember when i used to draw aha

Have Sage art that i finally forking finished after literal months of neglecting it

Also don’t look at it too hard ples and fankyew

I miss my cat man,,, miss him so much,,,

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fizzytoo · 10 months

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morning routine

while rua was holding captain, i got the option to "ask to hold the baby" well...

there's the baby

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 gameplay #postcard legacy challenge #postcard: gen3 #shirtless post for my boobie lovers out there #captain’s doing yoga this morning too <3 #i rlly thought rua was gonna hand adrien captain all cute.. girl why did you think that #i wonder if it's growing together conflicting with the control pets mod #DAMN #i need to fill the photo frames in the house 🧍🏽‍♂️#they need to hurry up and have real babies.#when will that happen? idk tbh i wanted them to have a science baby sometime this week or next week irl #but is that too soon.. ACKKKKK!!!#this is a legacy challenge and i need to get a move on #...#BUT I DONT WANT TO WAAH #sim: adrien herrera #sim: rua kamealoha

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niymue · 2 years

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i was crying over the fact the chickens hug back and then miss baby toddled her way over to autonomously babble to the plants JUST LIKE HER MOM ALWAYS DOES and then i was really crying

#still crying about this tbh #gonna put it on my fridge idc #the sims #sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #simblr #thegoths #goth 1 #serafina

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catsinmugs · 4 months

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abel never thought he’d be starting life over again at twenty-eight but he’s more than okay with it!

#ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 legacy #ts4 family #reshade #sasaki household #my baby actually #i miss my pc so bad that i’m excited to go back to college #abel is the only one slaying in my entire save idk who i’m gonna play with when i get home #might start a new family tbh or age up owen and zoey’s kids #current

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bibridlizzie · 7 months

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Hope Mikaelson

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rpfisfine · 3 months

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@vzajemnik

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red-hemlock · 2 months

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Comfort food: Curry-fried rice with chicken, chocolate cheesecake, crab legs.

Comfort drink(s): Taro-flavored bubble tea, coconut coffee.

Comfort movie(s): Repo! The Genetic Opera, Batman: Mask of the Phantasm, Little Shop of Horrors, Pacific Rim, The Naked Gun.

Comfort show(s): Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series, Justice League + JLU, From Dusk 'Till Dawn: The Series, Twisted Metal.

Comfort clothing: Pajamas (Get to wear those a lot now that I work from home haha. 8'D;;;;)

Comfort song(s): Passing Ships, Lonely Weather, Shoot Him Down!, Sentient (feat. Hayley Stewart), Paragon, Chasing Kites.

Comfort book(s): (I'm more of a manga reader nowadays so I guess I'll just list four of the series I'm currently collecting. =T): The Case Study of Vanitas, Berserk, Rooster Fighter, Colorless.

Comfort game(s): Okami, Days Gone, Dragon Warrior: Monsters, Final Fantasy Tactics, Zoo Tycoon, The Sims 3, Golden Sun.

Tagged by: @gnarledbite Tagging: (Anyone else who wants to do this too! =D)

#Outof'Lock #(Tbh I listen to mostly rock and metal but I do have some stuff I listen to that people would find easier and more standard haha. x'D;;;)#(I also don't really watch a lot of TV and don't have the extra funds to pay for a ton of streaming services.)#(So I tend to miss-out on TV shows unless I can bum passwords off family members.)#(My bro's gonna give me his AppleTV one tho so I can finally watch the Monarch: Legacy of Monsters. 8T <33)#(If I had MGM+ I'd watch From that looked like a cool series.)

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scorpiotrait · 5 months

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my Legendary Legacy family tree is a MESS... I'm glad I kept the Charm and Goth families surviving in the background but good LORD the MAINTENANCE over 6 gens...

#there's 100% inbreeding in the Charms and Landgraabs #and tbh it seems character-appropriate because to me they're both bougie elitists that WOULD care about “bloodline purity” or smth #I want the iconic families to still be around when I get to my NSB and vampire legacy #but the main family tree is gonna be so chunky because the Rian-Goths have so many connections #legacy players pls tell me I'm not alone #scorpscreams #text

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leschanceux · 1 year

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i’m gonna crash out but i’ve drafted everything in my inbox, so if you’re waiting on anything from me, it is coming. i’m just extra slow at the moment because i’m going through some stuff. thanks for your patience <3

#i was just an only child of the universe ( out )#i've also been working on a cluedo re-write and fancast so that's taken up a lot of my attention recently #also i think i'm just gonna switch over to the beta editor permanently bc it does everything i want it to so there's no point in sticking #with legacy for much longer tbh #i also like that the beta editor auto-saves my drafts in case i do something stupid like close the tab

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vespertine-legacy · 2 years

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Good morning to everyone except the asshole in my guild discord who keeps fucking shutting me down for trying to offer solutions to what is “broken” about Weapons in Outfit Designer and then praising someone else’s *~superior intelligence~* for offering the exact same solution twenty minutes later after I deleted my messages because I’m fucking tired of this shit

#would you like to guess the gender breakdown here?#I have had ZERO problems with weapons in outfit designer with the solution I offered #but whatever I don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about #and REAL GAMERS want REAL SOLUTIONS #(and to scream at the devs for being Bad At Their Jobs I guess)#blocking someone on discord does very little #but try and @ me now dickhole #I’m probably gonna legacy block him in game too tbh he just keeps grating on my nerves #(this is far from the only issue I’ve had with this guy and I feel like blocking is healthier than fighting)

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userdaisy · 2 years

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‘6 in 10 sporeans trust that lawrence wong is best 4g leader to lead country in post covid world’ im one of those 4 who think that chan chung sing would be a better choice

#light.txt #i think one reason why pm doesnt want ccs to become deputy is bc ccs was lky’s secretary #and wong is lhl’s secretary (idk if thats the correct term but its close enough)#lky has a more straightforward mindset methinks #while lhl is more passive and waits for other countries to do stuff first #hes playing everything very safe but tbh theres next to no progress if you arent gonna go out there and be the first to do stuff #and since lhl doesnt want sg to ‘become unstable’ etc #hes gonna make sure ccs doesnt become next pm #so lhl’s own legacy can continue instead of lky #idk thats just what i think #besides i think that the past 2 generations of pap havent had very bad challenges #unlike 1st gen where they had to murder all the communists etc #so i think ccs would be better bc he would obv have observed lky and will follow his methods to improve etc #while lhl and wong are basically only doing maintenance of the system #hdjsbdhwhjd tbh i dont like any of the pap except for ccs #so i might be biased but then again the whole world is biased 😁#i actually do not fucking care which party/member is in control #unless theyre a tyrant #but then again i have my preferences and biases yadda yadda yadda #anygays back to our regular content #tw rant

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the-acid-pear · 7 months

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The Psychos updated: they all died. Each and every single one of the psychos died. First, it was Patrick. He died in some random battle, fighting along his daughter. El Bromas wasn't even fucking moved about the love of his life dying like this truly justifying the name of the team. On the final battle, Bolien, Patrick and El's daughter fell first. It was the "Kill The Tyrant" mission so my fps were so low I didn't even see how or when she fucking died. Next, it was Walter White. He was a mystic, he was slow and weak, he couldn't outrun them all fast enough. Then, it was Yujiro. He died facing Ash. They both were surrounded, they knew there was no way to make it out alive. He made sure to bring the beast that killed him along to hell though. Now without his soulmate, Ash was done for. There were close to 20 enemies surrounding him, tentacles wrapped around him, couldn't even move. His last action? One last fucking headbutt, because when all fails, use your head. Now it was all up to El Bromas. He was fast, so he ran. He'd find the tyrant. He was the last hope, maybe if he did he'd end this, maybe his friends and family's sacrifice wouldn't have been on vain. He ran, and he found him. He had full armor, full warding, full health. He landed a shot, then another one after being first hit. A quarter of the tyrant's life was out, there was hope. I really thought El Bromas could make it as the sole fucking hero. But alas, for when he lost his eye way earlier on this tale he couldn't have forseen the repercussions, as one faithful 80% shot failed, giving the tyrant one whole turn to hit him right in the face, draining his life just like that.

And El lived! He ran away, he was alive. But... something appeared, something evil, a reflection of himself, something stronger that he was, and he gave him the opportunity to become one and become truly powerful. And after that... well, how could El Bromas not do it? He had just seen all he cared and loved die. He had lost everything. He had nothing left to lose and just everything to gain. And so the sole survivor took the deal, becoming one with his evil side. And so, the world was over. No more heroes left to defend it, The Psychos had officially failed. And that was the end of their tale.

#luly talks #wildermyth #<- i dont usually tag my luck of liveblogs of this game but this was way too epic #also yeah ash williams and Yujiro hanma were fucking there in fact were 2 different events showing it #and yes patrick bateman fucked and potentially knocked up luisito comunica in joker cosplay #walter didn't do shit tho he fucked some random chick and that was it i almost dont add him to my legacy LMAO #btw i feel like this end is extremely fitting. i mean they all were indeed awful people #except ash he's like. hes only here bc it was funny y'know.#and bc my ex called him a psycho often and bc the hand thing and y'know #also bc i was gonna go for a full white guy party but then w el bromas and then yuji-chan it got ruined but y'know #but like ash almost never fucking wins in movies NOR the show. he never died either but y'know. he is a loser L #patrick was perfect he didn't even die in the last battle he died a lame unmemorable death akin to that of his on the boat #walt died just like he died in canon i havent watched brbd in forever and never the ending but i know he died so its ok #AND EL BROMAS SURVIVED BUT ONLY GOT WORSE. HE LIVED TO GO ON TO BE FULLY A PSYCHO.#and yujiro died but died killing which if he ever dies is probably how it's gonna go down tbh #no comments on boilen world death bc she was a bit of my fankid oc so y'know #it still feels like a perfect ending ☺️#also if this doesn't convince you to play wildermyth then idk what will honestly

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fuck-i-burnt-the-tea · 4 months

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𝑨𝒏 𝑯𝒆𝒊𝒓 𝑻𝒐 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒆 - 𝑪𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒖𝒔 𝑺𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒙 𝒇! 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓

Scenario: You're the pretty little wife of President Coriolanus Snow, but he needs an heir to his legacy, someone to pass the Snow name down to. After all, his children will rule the great nation of Panem one day.

Warnings: Snow is his own warning tbh, P in V sex, unprotected sex (wear a condom ya ding dongs), creampie, Snow shoving his cum back in with his fingers, breeding, lowkey possessive Snow, he's kinda down bad for you but that doesn't stop him from being mean to you, dom/sub undertones, dom! Snow, sub! reader

A/N: He's so toxic but I'm so down bad for him 😞😞 anyways likes n reblogs are highly appreciated!! 🫶

"That's it, fucking take it" He grunted as he thrust into you. You were laid down on the bed, with him on top of you, your legs wrapped securely around his waist to keep him here (as if he would even dare pull out). You were moaning with each of his thrusts, his fat cock feeling like it was splitting you open in the best way possible.

He attached his lips to your neck, sucking lightly, marking you as his property. "Mhm, just like that, gonna fill up this tight cunt with my cum, gonna get you pregnant" He mumbled out, pussydrunk on the way you were fucking clenching around him, like you were made for him.

He just kept sliding in and out of you, his hips smacking against yours, the scent of sex and the sound of skin slapping together filing the room. "Feels so good, Coryo, don't stop! Please don't stop!" You cried out as his cock slammedd against your g-spot, your gummy walls stretching around his length.

"Not gonna stop, not until I've fucked a baby into you, love" He rasped, his orgasm approaching, and he could tell yours was approaching as well. "You're getting close, hm? It's okay, let it all out baby. Scream my name if you need to" He chuckled, nipping at the skin right beneath your earlobe.

With a loud moan, you came hard around his cock, whimpering all sorts of nonsense as his rhythm didn't relent, going just as hard and as fast as before as he desperately chased his high. "Coyro, fuck.. 's too much" You whined as the overstimulation started to hit you, but he wasn't fucking done with you.

He pulled his face out from your neck, gently brushing your sweat soaked hair off your forehead, "So close, pet, just a little longer. You can handle it, be a good girl for me" He whispered, his cock throbbing inside you, desperate begging for release.

With one final powerful thrust, he emptied his seed into your womb, his rhythm slowing as he kept his cock inside you, acting almost like a plug to keep his cum inside you. "Fuck.. there we go, see?" He placed a soft kiss against your temple, before slowly pulling out. However, he soon replaced that emptiness with two of his fingers.

You panted heavily as you tried to regain your breath. But you were his little pet, and he needed to take care of you. With his free hand, he brushed his fingers through your hair, whispering "How are you feeling?" softly.

"Just gonna keep my fingers in there for a bit, doll, it's okay" He cooed in your ear. You could feel his warm cum inside you, your legs still trembling slightly from your intense orgasm. "'m okay" you weakly answered, melting into his touch as you both laid there, basking in that post-orgasm glow.

☆ like what you've read? masterlist

#coriolanus snow smut #coriolanus x you #coriolanus x reader #smut #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #young president snow #young coriolanus snow #breeding k1nk #im so feral rn

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