#theres is literally no inbetween

[fauvester]

garak is the Go nuts show nuts (to a point) parent and bashir is the Judgmental look Well I wouldn't do that... parent. Keiko and Miles have a very similar dynamic. Molly and Iskra bond over it

#miles has a crisis when molly comes home from college with a TATTOO and SHORT HAIR (its literally chin length bro) #keikos like omg... we should get matching family tats... #meanwhile iskra getting home at 4 am after a night of wild capital partying on her school break #julian sitting in an ominous pool of overhead light in the otherwise dark kitchen. waiting for her. #but garaks like ah! youth. at her age I was killing people. let her dance. theres not been enough dancing on cardassia these days #molly and iskra are like distant cousinly friends but i think when idan goes to the academy he becomes baby brother 2 #molly is a happy successful xenomacrobiologist but she spends time on earth inbetween missions #dee s 9 #garashir adoption au

[m0e-ru]

haiiiii gas station pride month discount still ongoing because we started like half a month late also happy disability pride month too. if you do it right the promos can stack

#tw eye strain #ask to tag #persona 4 #p4 #⛽️🌫 #moel gas station attendant #arttag #tappous #pride 2023 #// girl will literally. paint for a week and then put their signature one thousand filters then go hey wait no i worked hard on textures #// took one million trips to the port city inbetween the whole working period i'll put it up on the bulletin board sooner or later #// 'why were you gone all pride' oooooh exciting news really . manager isnt really a manager full time. see. #// is there an essay in the tags to this you may ask. yeah i think theres supposed to be but im pretty pooped right now.i love you okyakusan

[panspy]

hmmmmmm.................vent post under tags...... feel free to give advice or dont¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#i think this is an autism related thing #but i genuinely feel like i wasnt made right for the world we live in #like something is just missing from me that ive never seen ppl talk about #and i know this is going to sound entitled and privileged and i KNOW i know i promise and im so lucky i can even be thinking about this but #it feels weird to have the privilege to be scared #this is specifically in regards to working #like having a job. like going to work #i feel like im missing an extremely important part of my brain or my BEING that is capable ot going through the motions of participating #in society. i never felt that switch of wanting to get a job in high school to make money for myself and get that experience #i feel like there's something i MISSED where everyone took a class on how to apply and go to interviews and write resumes and not be scared #like i NEED to be walked through every SINGLE step because i dont know HOW #and i see my peers and the literal entire world around me participating in this atmosphere and i dont know where to start #im fucking twenty three years old and ive only ever been an intern and an assistant #not even a full year of working #i cant drive and i probably wont ever because thats a whole other can of worms #and that means i have to rely on other people to even get to wherever it was i needed to go #i feel like a fucking child because im missing this knowledge that everyone else seems to have #ive tried i really have but none of it seems simple and its all so much and there arent steps to follow #i mean there ARE but its like 1) look up job 2) apply 3) interview 4) yay you're employed #and im talking about each micro step inbetween #what am i missing #and then theres the fucking demand avoidance that slaps me across the face whenever my mom brings it up to me like i KNOW youre being #supportive and encouraging and its not your fault my brain turns off and decides im full of shame bc i cant CONFRONT ANYTHING #jesus christ #manf i know u can see this maybe dont bring it up to mom i can do that on my own maybe #i WANT to help i just want to help at my own pace but unfortunately the world isnt built around individual paces and nothing revolves #around me. i know this #i want to help my mom i want her to never be stressed about money and to retire and never work or help me pay my student loans but i #genuinely feel like theres a switch that never turned on in my head and im being left behind and i genuinely dont know how to. like be alive

[plague-vulture]

twighlight girlies will romanticize washington like girl. the tumbleweeds.

#you either live in wet wa or tumbleweeds wa theres no inbetween and you can literally see the dividing line #plague's thoughts #the tumbleweeds shut down a school here /srs

[guideaus]

i think i saw someone react to the criticism of stampede's pacing being too quick, and they said that in the 90s it was a miracle trigun even got an anime with how little was actually released in the manga at the time, and i know i can just say for a fact, that is not true, just look at something like Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou lol. u can absolutely tell a story thats not just crazy fights every other ep or whatever

#personal #i watched/read ykk after trigun and i was like wow... this is literally just like if they were still on earth and theres no bro wanting #to upset the protag #ik u could say its not the same bc trigun was a series related around conflict but theres no reason not to add more #*more filler/padding/etc #in stampede what i hoped for was more development. like maybe an inbetween of manga and 90s #but it kinda feels like a quicker different version of the manga #anyways even regardless of how i feel abt what the 90s anime added its still doable lol #i just always thought nightow was more interested in a sudden wacky showdown where maybe vash/wolfwood do their foil thing and thats it #instead of something like the chapter abt the family trying to protect their land #the anime didnt have some bad eps but you know... sex pest vash/useless merylmilly unfortunately

[brokebark]

what do you think having a smoke sesh would be like with Eddie or just hanging out with him ??

if it were me id kiss and make out with him. ur welcome

#ok in all seriousness once again im terrible at like. character/reader scenarios #if you're just friends & someone he's comfy with i feel like ud just like. lie on the bed together and hed ramble #hed just talk abt anything & then stop randomly & thered b periods of comfortable silence. & hed use his hands to talk #like maybe high he'd be either very chatty or very quiet no inbetween he just swings between the 2 #just hanging out with him honestly no idea. i think hes got a huge personality so he'd kind of be up for anything and also up to doing #literally nothing #if u get that #not a party guy tho #anyways hope that was interesting. i'm not very good at thinking abt these things #eddie munson #sorry this took so long to reply 2

[dbssh]

one thing i can talk about is how ive kind of taken to the idea that 🐟 is a little bit nameless. like beyond a callsign i think they simply dont use one.

#i think they kind of ditch it after the radiation sets in. whats the point anymore. #they just kind of let other people figure out how to refer to them #but most of the time they just arent around people enough to worry about it #its a cute little parallel to roadhog. when you symbolically die. #and hog would be the only person who knows hir actual name. and personally i think hog would be pretty protective over his name too #i dont really like when fanon stuff has people referring to him as mako super casually #i mean. really theres like. one or two character who calls him by it in canon and in both cases its implied they were pretty close. #one being someone who knew him before regardless. #and iirc the only time he gives it willingly is to junkrat. but in pretty much everything from his pov #he refers to it as almost a seperate entity. specifically saying Well That Guys Dead Its Roadhog Time #which yeah you could take it as a metaphor or hyperbole #but as someone who Literally Lives That Way irl. i think its fun to give him.ambiguous disorder. #ANYWAYSSSSSSSSS i think 🐟 is more or less nameless before ovw and goes by the callsign later. #but i think for most of the inbetween time theyre just the fish. #i do have a name picked out though and its soooo self indulgent #fishhook

[gibbearish]

my mom shared a memory from when i graduated college and her favorite cousin just commented this

lmao not quite

#love to see how she responds if she does at all #context: i am openly out on facebook and directly to my mother as well #so im fascinated to see whether she'll a) acknowledge my coming out and in doing so‚ correct her cousin calling me 'she' #(unlikely but she also knows shes on shaky footing with me in general so kind of her only option to avoid pushing me away #further which she may or may not know) #b) ignore it and respond ambiguously (certainly possible‚ unknown at this point whether she thinks i cant tell when shes avoiding #the topic or not. further context: she has not spoken to me directly at all since i told her [abt 3 months before publicly coming out] #and ive made several more posts about it inbetween the coming out and the tattoo one‚ none of which she interacted with. she #did‚ however‚ interact with my eyebrow piercing post and a picture of my cat i made literally days after the trans one.) #or c) ignore the comment entirely (most likely option‚ has been her main operating method so far. however this comment is also the #only one asking a direct question and including a direct at‚ AND coming from her favorite cousin #so theres a lot more incentive there for her to interact than usual) #i guess she could also ignore the comment and just like tell her cousin privately #who knows

[drifloonz]

also istg im getting to that one glitchy request eventually bc other than smth im currently writing ( bc its a headcanon post which is a lot less effort ) thats like the Last thing i have on the docket until i get more stuff in. it has a draft in i'll Write more for that eventually. just gotta get back to getting into the flow of writing bc im way more of an roleplay type of person so im less familiar to Actually Writing Things

#wispy chatters #although i was very much proud of the other fic i wrote 4 glitchy. #maybe i should publish that one on ao3/watt/quotev one day but idk if i care thaaatt much. #i write fanfics via literally just typing whatever comes to mind ideawise and then trying to find a way to string the different events #that i impulse type together. its very frantic but its honestly a fun way of doing things #eg: i'll get a random Inspiration Flash in my mind of a specific scene or quote a character will say and ill immediately write it down #and think of how to connect it to the main plot later. yes this is why theres so many timeskips theyre like. little snapshots of the reader #life bc writing all the inbetweens would make it Way too long and Way too filler-esque #its also mostly trying to make it diff enough from the last glitchy fic(?) thingy #but i dont know if im gunna end up caring that much if its similar #i did just recycle the whole “reader gets him from a games store in the used section” though bc well #funnier than getting him thru ebay or smth #<- its also cuz i like to think you get him after their previous player did intentionally yk. sell him to a game store #bc they couldnt destroy the cartridge so they just had to make it someone elses issue LMAO

[ssaltlicker]

Being lesbian is like living in detroit

#this is the best analogy ive ever made #no one likes you even though you’re literally just doing the same shit as everyone else #people are hellbent on you never seeing the light of day for some reason #most people just see you as a danger to society or some weird kink thing theres no inbetween

[firstnightthatyousawme]

.

#i need to vent #i feel so fucking alone all the time #all my friends have disappeared #i think i have 1 good friend i see every couple weeks which is nice #but that inbetween time i feel so alone #i thought i was friends with this guy and he went on a trip and told me we'd hang out when he gets back #he never texted me and i saw him out today with a girl i dont know #makes me feel like im doing something wrong #i always lose friends and i feel like theres something wrong with me #i can have fun and be my own best friend yes i just dont want that to always have to be the case #i literally have nobody to share my days with #i write this same thing in my journal everynight lol i wish the feeling would go away or something #.

[sephirothmon]

AITA for telling the manager that no one else has been cleaning the fryer

#it really feels like this #sighs.. i feel bad cuz i dont wanna be that guy.. but #my brother. that is why we have a roach problem #and when i came back after having the weekend off and cleaned it it literally looked like a biohazard #they didnt clean the floors either.. :( #i feel bad cuz today we had a meeting and someone in back brought up the fryer cleaning thing #like.. IM SORRY he wasnt there i couldnt ask him in person. and he knows #it has to be cleaned once a day #cuz the roaches literally take refuge in there inbetween use times. you are FRYING roaches down there #like im not even mad about the floors just clean the fryers. i will teach a free personal 30 min class on how to clean it #theres even a lite way to clean it i could teach. and i'll deep clean it on the days i actually work #but that nasty crusty dusty 5 layer cake of grease needs to be cleaned out #because i think it is just perpetuating the roach problem. like i have seen them living in there #customers dont worry your food doesnt touch the grease cake im talking about

[fuxuannie]

* pairing : dan heng x gender neutral reader

* prompt : dan heng is so painfully awkward, to a point march 7th herself had enough.

* authors note : this is such an old draft that it still had my idv divider.. IM SO SLEEPYYYY T_T

DAN HENG grumbles as he's sitting in The Archives on his.. rather sad excuse for a bed. He's staring at his phone, typing something out before letting out an unsatisfied sigh and deleting it in the same minute it was written.

March 7th walks in without knocking, again. Doing her signature walk towards Dan Heng and sitting on the floor infront of his blankets and pillows that were laid down on the floor. "What's up?" She asked, staring at him as he looks at his phone and back up at March 7th. "Uh.. how do you.. talk to someone?" His question sounded stupid but it was genuine, he wasn't entirely sure how to strike a conversation with you. He asked for your number, you happily gave it to him, but now he wasn't sure of his next move.

"..Is that a serious question?" March 7th laughed with a baffled expression, but Dan Heng's forced cough as a response was not helping his situation. "Okay. It's a serious question.. Oh my stars, I can't believe you're asking me how to hold a conversation.." She wiped away a non-existant tear from her eyes, before clearing her throat and acting all serious-like.

"So give me your phone."

"What??"

"Do you want help or not??"

"..Okay."

Dan Heng hands her his cellphone, and she stares at the screen before letting out an almost comical gasp. "YOU'RE TEXTING-" And before she could even finish, a hand was quick to cover her lips and a hushed 'Shhh.' followed right after. "You don't need to announce it to the whole damn station, March!" He hissed, slowly uncovering her mouth as she lets out a giggle. "Sorry. A little excited is all."

She stares at the little phone for a while, raising it up in the air and staring at it from various angles. As if a painter trying different angles to view their creations. "What are you doing..?" Dan Heng asked with a sigh, only gaining an index finger against his lips. "Have you tried saying 'Hello'? Maybe add in a 'This is Dan Heng, I wanted to ask how you were.' And such." March 7th suggested, handing the phone over to him as he stared at it in his hands. It was that simple, why was he overthinking so much?

After an unnecessarily long conversation about what to text, Dan Heng just groans into his pillow and March 7th sighs in defeat. He hears her type out a message, and doesn't completely mind, until he hears the 'Ding!' of a message being sent.

He slowly lifts his head up from the soft and comfortable pillow, eyes wide as he stares at March 7th. "What. did. you. send."

His surprisingly serious tone made March 7th burst into laughter. He immediately tries to reach back for his phone, but she's pulling away to try and keep it away. "I'm doing you a favor!!" She said inbetween laughs, but he eventually gets a hold of his dear device, but she's is far too busy clutching her stomach with how much shes been laughing.

His face shifts from shock to despair, his eyes go from his phone and back to March 7th, then his phone and March 7th again. This repeats a few times before he sighs in embarrassment. He leaves his phone ontop of the table near his bed and pinches the bridge of his nose, "Atleast they haven't seen it yet." He says, trying to remain positive. He hears March 7th stand, and she leans a little to stare at his phone. "Uh oh. They should really add a feature where you cam delete messages."

Maybe this is a sign to jump out the nearest window without a helmet.

It doesn't help that theres a knock on his door, you peek your head in and chuckle awkwardly. "I figured that this message had something to do with March, especially with the commotion you two were causing literally a few rooms away from my own."

The pink haired girl giggled, rubbing the back of her neck as she didn't bother to deny the accusation. You give her a small 'Can I have some alone time?' look, and she understands immediately, hopping off the small platform and walking past you with a wink. Somehow despite her playful nature March 7th truly had good intentions at heart, she saw Dan Heng as a brother, and she knew more than anyone you were the best candidate for his heart.

You sit next to him, as he buries his face in his knees, mumbling and grumbling random incoherent words. "Dan Heng?" You say softly while placing a hand on his shoulder, he lifting his head up but refused to meet your gaze. You chuckle slightly, ruffling his hair. "It's not as embarassing as you think, I promise."

He sighs, turning to look at you. "..It's not that it's embarassing.. I just, I really wanna talk to you but.. I'm not really good with the whole.. socializing thing." Dan Heng says with slight hesitation as he spoke, but you gently grab one of his hands, using both of your own to hold onto it. "It's okay, just take your time and talk to me when you're ready. But I mean, I'm here, aren't I? We can start there."

Finally, a smile seems to find it's way upon his lips. "Yeah.. You're right.

And right outside his door, March 7th and Himiko both do a silent high five as they finally got Dan Heng to do something about that damned crush of his.

#✹ ִֶָ ꐑꐑ entos paw prints #hsr x reader #honkai star rail x reader #dan heng x reader #dan heng hsr x reader

[sharkinthetoilet]

The main 4(south park) spending time with their s/o (gn), and they just rly randomly smack them with a pillow not hard just playfully! How would they react?

the main 4 getting smacked by a pillow

Gender: neutral

Warnings: none!

☆-Stan:

You guys were probably sitting on stans bed, on your phones

not because theres nothing to do, but simply because you enjoy silently being in each others presence

But you grew bored, so you take one of the thousand pillows laying around stans bed and smack him

My man would be dumbfounded and offended

He would sit there, mouth dramatically agape

But before you could react he starts tickling you

He's not a fair player!! Although you attacking him out of nowhere also isn't fair

Soon you guys would be running around the house. Him trying to tickle you and you trying to keep him away from you

The whole house would be a huge mess

At one point you guys would finally stop and when he gets the chance he takes the pillow from you and smack it against the back of you head (of course not hard, just like you did)

With that he would declare himself the winner

Later you two would need to clean up the mess, but it was totally worth it

☆-Cartman:

I literally have no idea how to correctly write cartman, forgive me

Probably you were just chilling at his house, watching him play video games

actually not video games, video game. One singular game, for like 2 hours already

Man you were bored, so you just took a pillow and smacked the controller out of his hand

Remember how I said stan was offended, yeah no cartman would be even way more offended

He will probably not forgive you for the next 2 days

But he does take 2 pillows and sandwich you inbetween

Don't try more

Seriously.

☆-Kyle:

I'd assume you two would have a study date

Not that you don't appreciate kyle repeating the topics with you

But god repeating physics over and over again gets tiring

Probably you'd sprawled out over the bed, answering kyles questions

There you had the smartes idea ever atleast in your over exhausted head

Promptly you smack the nearest pillow over kyles head

He'd probably be confused, but also sympathetic. After all you two had been working for quiet some time

Would initiate a pillow fight, if you agree to go with the rules he sets

Is very careful tho, would use softer pillows and weaker hits to not hurt you

Yeah no, you don't go back to learning that day

That would probably become an insider

Whenever you guys are studying for a long time he will initiate a "pillow fight break"

Most of the time you don't actually have pillow fights, he just likes calling it that

☆-kenny:

You guys were just chilling in his room, watching something on your laptop

Then you just impulsively pull the pillow from under his head and smack it on his face

Please ignore the porn magazines under that, thanks

He definitely would start laughing

then he would snatch that pillow and smack you over and over again

my man doesn't have a second pillow in his room, so no pillow fight

he's also not fair

wouldn't let you get that pillow back

if he's taller than you, he will hold it over your head and tease you about it

extra points if you get embarrassed or whiny

when he's done relentlessly bullying you, he would cuddle you

and he won't let go.

yeah you won't finish whatever you were watching

#south park #stan marsh #eric cartman #kyle brovlofski #kenny mccormick #x reader #south park x reader #stan marsh x reader #eric cartman x reader #kyle broflovski x reader #kenny mccormick x reader

[hereticdrws]

Aquarium date w mizu

A/n: did I just narrate my visit at the aquarium and add mizu? Possibly did I use quotes from me and my sister? Also maybe anygays I hope yall enjoy ☺️🤞 should I write a real fic w this? I alr got 1 in the works cough cough baseball mizu

Warnings: NOT PROOF READ idk I don't think there r any but lemme know if there r

Loser!Mizu x (masc?) Reader I tried to make it v neutral but I kinda self projected

Enjoy 😉

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

◇Def spends wayyyy to long on parking trying to find the perfect spot no matter how many times she's been

◇Tells you the scientific names of all the fish on the banners on the way in that are used to attract visitors

◇Tells you every fish related joke she knows while waiting in line to get in

◇Cannot stand up straight in the line to save her life she has to lean (but I mean who tf doesn't why tf would I stand up str8 when I can lean)

◇Tries to convince u to let her bring a fish home (you're not even allowed to)

◇Took 1000 pics of the baby penguins

◇(Also asked to take one home)

◇Does not shut up abt the smell

◇Says every cute thing in the exhibit looks like you

Ex:

After walking past the toucan exhibit we make our way toward the baby monkeys per mizus request, walking hand in hand and shoulder to well head because lord knows mizu is tall as shit.

Once we arrive at the monkey exhibit for the first time since arriving mizu releases her hand from yours

"Omg babe it looks just like you!" She eagerly points out

"It does??" You raise an eyebrow at the 5'7 woman towering you, questioning her ecstatic expression

"Yeah!!"

◇Tried to provoke the toucan

"OMG Y/N ITS THE BIRD FROM THE MEME" spends at least 15 minutes trying to find the meme

◇Made you carry her hoodie bc it was so humid

"Babe I told you not to bring it 🙄"

"I thought it'd be cold ☹️"

"Why are there only birds I hate birds"

"Because we're in the bird exhibit babe 😐"

"oh"

◇Pouts when she can't find the animal in the exhibit

"Babe did you know poison dart frogs are poisonous?"

Dies

"Babe stop ☹️"

◇Stuck her hand in the water 'bcuz she can'

"I bet I could survive that jump"

"No tf you wouldnt?"

◇You had to pay for the slushies bc she forgot her wallet (which she definitely owns) ((she doesn't own a wallet))

"BABE THERES FUCKING CROCODILES"

"Dude there's a kid right nxt 2 u"

"Babe wtf"

"What"

"Your mouth looks like a traffic cone"

☹️

◇Constantly asked what would happen if she threw smthing at an animal

Ex:

"What I'd I threw my slushie at the crocodile"

"I'll disown you"

◇Looks in disgust at all the babies and children

◇I cannot express how much she'd compare you to ever cute animal in the exhibit

◇Leans into u when she gets bored like srsly u are supporting this woman's entire body weight

◇Do not forget how CLINGY she is (totally not self projecting) she would not let go of your hand, not to mention she is constantly pressed to your side esp when walking she is js leaning into you (same 😔) she cannot walk in a straight line for the life of her

◇Mizu is either the most shameful person you've ever met or the most shameless

No inbetween

◇The facts omg So. Many. Facts it's acc insane

"Did you know the 'type of animal' is acc a direct descendant of-"

◇Has a donkey Kong lanyard u drag her around by so she doesn't wander off

"Omg that's literally us in another universe"

(Pic credits go to yours truly 😌)

"Omg yn that's a stone fish the one from the meme 😁🫵"

"What meme?"

😨 (she only scrolls on YouTube shorts or insta reels) ((idk why she's shocked))

◇Constantly pointing out how ugly a fish is

"If it were human it could NEVER pull you"

"???"

◇Spent at least an hour in the shark exhibit telling you the scientific names of all the diff species of them and where they originated from

◇Millions of pics of them everytime a shark swam by at least 25 pics would be taken

◇Everytime you tell her to pise for a pic with one of the exhibits she either puts up a thumbs up with the dumbest smile you've ever seen or accidently flips you off then rushes over to you drowning your face in kisses and apologizing over n over

◇Sitting/leaning every chance she gets (and pulling u down w her every chance she gets) ((she is so clingy I can't express it enough))

"When do we get to go to the gift shop?" ◇She asked every 2 seconds if she's not telling you the most outrageous 'facts' she learned from who tf knows where

"That bird is big as shit 😐"

◇Tries to stand like a flamingo falls not even 2 seconds later claiming you pushed her

◇Literally RAN for the shark plushies once yall got to the gift shop

◇Could not decide which one to get so u js bought her all of them bc ur so sweet/you couldn't decide which one to get so she bought you all of them (whichever u want)

◇Got lost in the parking lot trying to find yalls car

◇Yall stopped at chic fil a on your way home

◇Once yall got home you both changed into comfy clothes and layed down and cuddled ofc yall cuddled with mizus ridiculous amount of new shark plushies

𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

A/n pt2: thank you for reading I hope yall like this ☺️

#blue eye samurai #mizu blue eye samurai #bes mizu #mizu #art #bes x reader #blue eye samurai x reader #blue eye samurai fanart #digital art #sketchbook

[luna-lovegreat]

OKAY RANT TIME

I MUST and I mean MUST immediately compare how link eats versus horses or I will PHYSICALLY EXPLODE because it’s really fucking hilarious ok

Ok so I have horses right. And when feeding a horse, you’d be surprised how much patience it takes. They’re slow. They can only eat like 1/4-1/2 (at MOST 2/3) of an apple at once, so you kinda sit there and hold it and feed them the bits they break off and stuff and they chew surprisingly SLOW.

And so in botw/Totk the animation is actually REALLY accurate to this. You have link hold the apples, the horses dip their head and eat it from his hands for a bit (ONE at a time, with PAUSES inbetween) then they swallow and are happy (with *sparkles*) :D

And that’s how it’s SUPPOSED TO BE horses DONT just scarf down WHOLE APPLES they were ACCURATE and made them TAKE THEIR TIME EATING like they do in REAL LIFE

….

And then there’s LINK

And I’m not gonna delve into the HORRIFYING animation in which link eats full meals, in which he forms his hands into CLAWS full of food and SHOVES it in his mouth before HA ing in satisfaction!!!!

BUT the way he eats food ITEMS like APPLES that HORSES eat is ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

This dude freaking takes a whole apple, which is like 1/3 the size of his HEAD cause he tiny and TOSSES IT, not shoves it as though it’s a strain but TOSSES a WHOLE APPLE in the back of his throat, having ONE biting sound before HA ing in satisfaction

!!!!!!

THERE ARE HORSES

HORSES who’s literal LEG is taller than link

Who eat it SLOWLY because they don’t have the CAPABILITY to knock back a whole freaking apple

AND THEN THERES LINK

WHOS THROAT CAN HANDLE MORE THAN LIKE A FREAKING DRAGON

AND THE MANIC JUST EATS WHOLE APPLES

and idk man it’s just really crazy and horrifying when you think about the way actual horses eat food, the way the in game horses eat food, and the way link-the-apple-god eats food cause that shit is wild man

Ok I’m done :)

#loz #link #botw/Totk #I know it’s so ADHD of me but I could NOT hold it in #Twas a thought and it was VITAL that it be shared immediately #tears of the kingdom #botw #Totk #botw link #zelda #Totk link #legend of zelda #loz totk #loz botw #horses