#there's like awkward first meetings

[kingkatsuki]

Imagine Mina tries to set you up on a blind date with Bakugou, and after she asks you how it went and you say it was awful because he barely spoke to you and glared at you the whole time.

But she asks Bakugou the same question and he tells her it was perfect and that he thinks he’s in love with you— so when Mina tells him you had a horrible time he’s genuinely shocked😭

#I just feel like he’d be SO awkward on first dates #or meeting someone for the first time #but he doesn’t realise just how bad it is

[just-late-roman-republic-things]

All I want in life is to put a party hat on top of the 2,000 year-old statue of Julius Caesar in the hall where the Roman city council meets.

#i want to know what it felt like when the city council first started meeting there #was it awkward? did they make ides of march jokes #has anyone ever tried to put a blunt in his hand #julius caesar #just roman memes #jlrrt speaks

[doctorwhoisadhd]

who in the torchwood team would hate nardole the most.

#torchwood #doctor who #nardole #dr who #dw #cannot figure it out #the one (1) thing im sure of is this: andy and nardole would get along SO well. they would LOVE each other. they meet like‚ ONE time in the #presence of at least one torchwood team member & like INSTANTLY hit it off in the background while whoever it is investigates smth and when #theyre done they come back to find nardole nd andy having a very quietly intense discussion abt smth extremely mundane & the team member #is like that photo of ben affleck with a cigarette. & then gwen finds out later that nardole and andy meet up every week to play mah-jong #also nardole would NOT fuck andy theyre just friends. and both of them get defensive if anyone ever suggests it. #in particular nardoles response is: (in a high and mighty tone of voice) 'actually. i dont sleep with cops thank you.' andys like 'whats #that supposed to mean' (a little offended) and nardoles like 'no a-dog its just a bit too messy for me‚ what with the legal system and all. #i dont do lawyers either. beyond clingy you know how it is' and andys like 'yea you know what thats reasonable i guess' #ari opinion hour #also andy DOES NOT KNOW THIS but thats the only thing preventing nardole from trying to fuck him like a bird doing one of those #weird ass mating displays. thank god for this also because it means we are all spared from whatever That would be (which‚ awkward‚ mostly) #ALSO YES NARDOLE WOULD HAVE A NICKNAME FOR ANDY BY THE END OF THAT FIRST CONVERSATION. IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY.

[digital999placebo]

4 nations & 2 babies ….

Headcanon that Peter has an urban accent in Swedish bc when he first moved in with Sweden in the 70s, Sweden lived in Stockholm, and later in the 90s moved south. Bc Ladonia came around in the 90s he got more of a country accent in Swedish, but he has an urban accent in Danish. Peter doesn’t know Danish but he knows some Finnish.

#that’s a lollipop in Den’s mouth in the first pic he does not smoke around kids…..anymore #but I also stand strong by my headcanon that Sweden didn’t become a good dad until the 80s #he just treated sealand like an adult until he realised sealand was gonna live with him #n he picked up some books about raising kids n he was like: wtf have I done to this poor kid #*flashbacks to offering sealand cigarettes n giving him the boat keys no questions asked* #their first meeting was probnaly so awkward too just sealand staring with big ol eyes at swe #Denmark n Norway playing football in swedens garden n after a while swe was like: uh I’m making pancakes do u like… want any? #n sealand just: OMG UR INVITING ME?? INTO UR HOUSE THIS IS EPICCCC #Sweden: it’s.. literally only pancakes… #I can’t remember if it’s canon or not but sealand looking up den nor swe to hang out with bc they kicked englands ass a 1000 years ago so— #he was like: OMG mutual hatred EBIC #then they’re funny n they give him candy with liquor n treat him like an adult so he’s like: this is much better than being told I’m— #a child n I can’t do certain things’ #anyway tags #hetalia #hws Sweden #hws Denmark #hws Norway #hws Finland #hetalia nordics #hws nordics #hws sealand #hws Ladonia #999art

[m-kyunie]

a weird high school into uni AU

#dgm #d.Gray-man #alma karma #allen walker #kanda yuu #they. uh. this started out as a childhood friends to lovers yulma concept but. hmmmm #the poly agenda in me is fighting for allens life #may draw Lenalee n Lavi later! #i had a whole story on IG sigh but I don't want to retype it.... #basicly a modern AU yulma meet when teidoll enrolls baby Kanda into martial arts #master zhu is the teacher n Alma in like the only student 1 bc that's his guardian n 2 bc no one cares abt learning stuff like that anym #vague rivalry bc kanda is a natural n wins most spars even tho Alma has been training for longer (short fuse makes them lose focus) #if i beat u xx outta xx times ull be my friend #anyw n Alma does bc girlboss slays #the focus is Alma coming out as nb/genderfluid later in HS #Kanda is trans so he doesnt care. Master Zhu is old/traditional but is supportive in that awkward way #Tiedoll harasses Kanda into dating 'sm1 nice like Alma' all the time bc Alma radiates boy-next-door vibes #always walks Kanda home always says Master Tiedoll gets along w Kanda's brothers etc #dont ask me abt Allen i just drew him #Alma almost putting some guy in the hospital the first time they dress fem thus cementing the 'Karma-kun is a psycho' #its okay to get violent when its a transphobe < #omg wait Kanda is captain of the kendo club n Allen is a newish member #n Lenalee does photography for the yearbook #my mind #Alma is in Archery #Lavi is student council president

[yandere-daydreams]

absolutely adore the ability of twst fans to mentally recon Malleus into even a semi-functional love-interest. i'm not complaining, and i would not have him represented any other way, but his enduring method of just 'show up once every forty chapters, say something unnecessarily cryptic, and dissolve into a hundred or so glowing dots' does not exactly serve as an indication that this man would also be good at, i don't know, planning dates,,, or holding conversations.

#it's just like #the first time you meet him #when you ask for his name #he essentially goes 'oh my dick's way too big for that' and fucking disappears #he's not even like socially awkward or anything he was just raised by goths #personal #twisted wonderland

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

I am so so so anxious and being so brave about it

#first like driving instructor lesson in less than 2 hours #I feel like I’m going to explode #the social anxiety of having to meet and have 5 minutes of awkward conversation with a new person is what I’m most scared of more than #driving but I’m also scared of that and of like getting directions while driving and of like sometimes I fuck up right and left orally

[writeouswriter]

Hmm brain just conjured up another fictional little guy; at this rate, I am eventually going to run out of room to accommodate all of these fictional little guys, they will have to find a motel or something

#writing #writeblr #writer things #his name is tommy because that is the first name that came to my head #dark curly hair tanned skin hooked nose and dimples and dark eyes #an easygoingness and just genuine passion about him that's contagious #he may be a mechanic and wears loose oversize clothing a too long red button up with the sleeves rolled up #he smokes more out of habit and boredom than wanting to do it he hates it #he's got that classic awkward nerdy but strangely appealing best friend in a movie or show kind of vibe to him #except instead of being in that standard best friend role he is currently trying to usurp the role of love interest in my mind in the vague #new wip i had been thinking about making #though maybe i should make a new wip as this other wip is already new and has different vibes but... #i have made three new wips in the span of the last few days i am not making another i am not i am not #shoe meet horn #he's also mentally ill and the narrative is going to be f*cking normal about it #alright maybe i'll make a new wip #god am i going to make a new wip #my other brand new characters staring at me as i barely even got them off the ground yet like really come on dude #but don't worry oh god I remembered a 4th wip from the past two weeks don't worry bennett i haven't forgotten you #and the several hundred others up there #hmmm thinking about tossing him into a scifi #yes he looks suspiciously similar to some of my other ocs but different maybe i'm pulling a t*m b*rton #and hiring the same actor for all my movies

[hailsatanacab]

Bruce has an impregnation kink; the only two people who know are Selina and Talia. Selina is 100% using birth control, and just enjoys being able to distract him whenever she wants by playing "oh, this poor kitty's going into heat! Who will help me through?" Talia meanwhile didn't have to trick Bruce into getting her pregnant with Damian at all - a simple "who's pretending, knock me up, big boy" and Bruce was on it. Damian was only a surprise to him because Bruce *assumed* she was lying.

i got this while on my lunch break at work and have been struggling to find the words to reply ever since then

#something other than: #that hot #yeeowch that's a hot post #sorry you've really flustered me #i'm so sorry for being awkward #idk where to go from here #kind of want to do something like #whereupon meeting damian with talia for the first time bruce says something like #'talia. how did this happen? /why/ did this happen?' #and talia just smirks like 'i told you to fill me up big boy what did you expect' #and damian and everyone else there now has to come to terms with the fact that they know that now #yikes #i'm sorry really all it comes down to is me wanting to do the mulan meme: now all of gotham knows you have an impregnation kink #dc #batman #bruce wayne

[sqlmn]

OC RNG stuff.

-Lucinda is engaged to the oldest prince in a family of nine where there are 8 brothers and then the youngest is the only girl. She adores her future husband. -Ink Blot is a really dumb mage who acts as a street performer using fake magic despite being an actual mage. He just wants to be the center of attention. -Ruby and Luce are from the same plot (thank you RNG I love the dream wardens). They're part of different pairs and basically just patrol to keep dreams in check. Ruby and Luce also don't really meet each other in canon. Their routes don't overlap but they both interact with the main duo which is Colette and Marcus. (Ruby wants to beat Marcus up while Luce wants to kiss Marcus for what it matters.)

#i really love luce hes just so calm and collected in front of marcus and colette to try and look reliable #but hes actually one of the younger wardens who is made to replace his partner's old partner #so hes with sil and sil is just watching him for the first decade like why is he so awkward #when will he warm up to me or the other wardens he meets why is he always so tense #and then something happens and luce is sent into a panic because he learns that marcus used to laugh with sil and the retired warden #hes like ???? WHY DOES HE HATE ME ? WHAT DID I DO? and sil is like the guy is older than me and doesnt do change well #thats all there is to it he got used to my old partner and youre a wrench in the comfort zone hell get over it tho #and when marcus laughs for the first time in front of luce it is SO over for luce he would do anything for marcus #but then you get marcus who is telling colette i have to say things took an unexpected turn with sils partner #i went from fine with robert to being abandoned by robert to do you think luce is cute cause i think hes cute #and marcus is very much IM SO GAY which is fair cause colette is like MM YEAH SAME #and then you guys gotta realize i love my silly lil prince group where the oldest bro has a really cool future wife #and then the second oldest is like hey bro im stealing your wife for the afternoon and lucinda is like i see i see #and then the second oldest and lucinda just spend the entire afternoon dancing and shes happy to indulge him #then the third oldest is the original main one where he and the castle witch are on a mission to help another kingdom #but like the fact the oldest has an arranged marriage with a woman he loves #and the second youngest is in love with the son of two castle aids #who happens to be 40 and very worn out with stress from having to turn the second oldest down all the time #then the third oldest has a crush on a prince from the kingdom hes trying to help but the crush is on like an 18 year old #so the 2nd and 3rd oldest are constantly bickering over what the other sees in their crushes #anyway hi i love my ocs (gestures to them) #and ink was a really minor character in the plot bc it was mostly me paying attention to a dumbass vampire #and this thief who had to help the dumb vampire get home bc he has no sense of direction and had been abducted

[loosingmoreletters]

slams hand down do it you know you want to do it,,, sugar daddy au and now its just awkward as fuck but they get to Deal with It. bonus points for people laughing at them in the background. i am your inner demon whispering that this is a good idea and you should absolutely write it (no pressure ofc!!! take your time and its fine if you want to!!!)

for ship names. yeah very sad. i havent settled on like. a combination of their names that sound appealing to me so im just. sitting there awkwardly in Yun Taeheon x Shin Junseo. simple but it works. ill bonk my brain for ideas later,, i have cut down on thigns i need to hand in tomorrow im procrastinating because the thing i need to do is so horribly boring

maybe the korean side of the fandom has something going on but that would require me to go on twitter and figure out what korean words to put in the search box and I'm already failing at "go on twitter".

sdkhldfkhg the inner demons are winning. now I'm kinda contemplating how this would even start, which made me realize we know fuck all about Shin Junseo's past??? We only knew that apparently he had a shitty job before he awakened and didn't have any friends and seemingly also has no family.

So like? Local man signs up on an app bc honestly at this point being a sugar baby would not be worse than another horrible shift at whatever minimum wage job he has to pay the bills?

And cool, he hits it off with Yun Taeheon, something something business man. It's a lot less hollywood-pretty-woman than he expected, more nice dinners with genuinely entertaining discussions, and sure getting laid is nice too, and then, well, the world goes to shit for a hot second and well, the contract written before runs out, isn't renewed and Shin Junseo has a moment between picking up a shitty job again and awakening where he comfortably lives on his savings while his,,, ex? well, no, ex would be implying they dated. boss is also not quite the term, his previous situationship, made himself a guild master.

whatever.

and then the world goes even more to shit and he drags corpses and the memories of a world annihilated out of a dungeon. He makes his plan, keeps his head down and then fucking Yun Taeheon is standing in front of him again.

#ask #anon #weapon creator #btw i need you to know that i think YTH would be the one who is most awkward about it #like oh no that's the guy he was paying to spend time with bc he's a loser who can't find someone he'd like to date like a normal person #side note: i think yth is the kinda guy who'd text you at 1am like 'what flowers do i bring to meet your mom for the 1st time' #and while i think sjs was 100% telling himself all the time this is Just Business given how apparently starved for human connections he was #yth was probably genuinely going 'should i talk about just. being in a relationship with him?????' a couple months in #step 1 of being a sugar daddy FAILED #ANYWAY and he probably thinks 'okay i can play this cool' #and then sjs takes a look at the first contract he drew up #and says sth like 'oh wow you'd pay me more now' and yth would simply perish #sjs meanwhile is just awkward bc he suddenly has a lot more 'power' and is specifically wanted #god im so obsessed with how the only thing sjs wanted was to be useful and a friend #insane trauma to toss into the start of a story #dlfghdlfjkh anyway i am so sorry im just rambling

[discocandles]

Jason Todd, but he's not around the batfamily very often, bc i can.

It's not unusual for Jason to just kind of be gone for anything bat-esque for a while. Sure he'll still be in Gotham doing some crime fighting, but just not make many appearances in Wayne Manor/the Batcave.

And it's not out of sheer spite, surprisingly enough. its bc after being a crime lord then quitting to be an anti-hero, he came to the realization that being Red Hood couldn't be the only thing he was using his life for. he would end up like Bruce, only using a civilian identity when he absolutely had to. But Jason Todd was legally dead, so he wouldn't ever have to be a civilian, but at the cost of losing himself to a vigilante identity. I don't believe Jason would want to take that risk.

So he makes a fake identity so he can live in a (shaky) routine as a civilian. He still goes by Jason, given its a common enough name. but he changes his last name to Devoss, as it has the same meaning as todd but is of Dutch decent rather than english, bc I'm the kind of nerd that still wants names to mean the same thing even it's not the point whatsoever, so Jason is too. Plus its better than most of the name changes DC has done.

Anyway. Jason's "routine". The only reason it could be considered a routine is bc he typically goes to the same places. he drops by the same coffee shop at least three times a week, frequents the same gym, and visits the library about once a week. he's in the bare minnimum of consistency & sticks to it.

Despite being given enough money from Bruce to count as a solid income, Jason still lives in walking distance of Crime Alley. the landlords there don't care who you are so long as you pay rent, bc who wants to live near Crime Alley? barely anyone. Later he gets a job, which actually cements his routine. he works as a chef in a chain restaurant, and he's so good at it, it's like hes being petty about it.

Actually, being petty is the most common thread most of the people who know Jason Devoss as an aquaintance have. He's petty about entitled customers who start screaming in at his regular coffee stop, if someone he tends to work out with has a cheating partner and the assholeperson has a hole in thier can of mace and their knife is suddenly dull(neccessities in Gotham), Jason has no clue how someone could manage that. Absolutely none.

Ok, back to Jason getting a job. So like I said earlier, Jason gets a job as a line cook, bc they really dont keep people from the job unless you're actively supposed to be in Arkham(exemptions can be made for blackgate). Which is why having a civilian identity is helpful, bc being both legally dead and spending some time as a mob boss probably wouldn't jive with any hiring manager ever. But he's able to make himself a normal part of the scenery, and makes the most effective closing shift, totally not be he has patrol that he's already late for. He begins to have to switch between taking orders and making food.

And this is how he ends up meeting Bernard, bc they have to work together to figure out what Tim would want. Jason realizes that this isn't some other kid named Tim he thinks "oh this is going to be rich." bc no one in the family has been to his work so far since he started working in the front of house, and he hasn't mentioned it to them.

So Tim walks in, and sees his bf, then he sees Jason, who just says "Oh, you must be Bernard's boyfriend. Nice to meet you." Smiling like he's never done anything remotely wrong in his whole life. Now Tim is questioning everything and can only repond with something akin to "Mhmm yup. Nice to meet you too." & is on edge for the rest of the date, bc his brother is being paid to watch his date, and will interrupt them for refills or other nonsense when he was beginning to forget Jason was there.

Bonus points if it's before Tim introduces Bernard to the family.

The batfamily knows where he is, and he knows they know. No one who has met Batman once can have him be unaware of their whole family tree, of course he knows where his son is. Jason will sometimes get visits, most often from Duke, be despite the fact that Crime Alley is mostly terrible, the sunset view is pretty dang good.

Duke will just be sitting on his couch when he gets home, like "you wanted to talk?" to which he and Jason will simply chat. and jason will often give critiques to Duke's technique.

The other common visitor is steph, but that's most ofting in the form of her ding dong ditching him,

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#petty Jason is something that can be so personal #I almost want to make a fanfic of Jason being the first to meet Bernard after he starts dating Tim #and lording it over tim until he introduces Bernard to the rest of the family #but as I've said at one point I barely know anything about Bernard's character other than kinda sassy conspiracy theorist so idk #jason todd #batfam #let Jason care about his mental health a little please #tim drake #bernard dowd #timber #Tims contemplating how bad it would be if he killed someone who's already legally dead #meanwhile Bernard is just like wow this guy really goes above and beyond with customer service. I should remember to tip him well for it #duke thomas #I was tempted to say Jason pranks Duke during his patrols and that's why Duke lowkey breaks into his apartment #but I think Duke would just show up bc he can #stephanie brown #Steph really brings the get the F off my lawn out of Jason #Bruce would show up but he thinks Jason doesn't want to talk to him so he stays away #bc of course he's gonna be awkward about this it's Jason

[unfortunate--moth]

Do you think Regulus (R1999) and Haruka (Milgram) would get along? I sense real "Extrovert adopts introvert" vibes from them

- Milgranon

oh FOR SURE! She would totally adopt him as a friend. she'd probably try encouraging him to be more confident and stuff too!! Like I think she'd need to get used to him first and stuff but she'd be a great pal and Haruka would sit there like this

#milgram #reverse 1999 #haruka sakurai #regulus #ask #anonymous #milgranon #theyd be SO silly #their first meeting would probably be awkward tho #regulus trying to break the ice being like #“ok so what do you like?” #and haruka being like “uh. i dont know” #and then they both sit there for a bit #cause she has no idea what to say in response to that

[the-five-deadly-venoms]

isn't this raya and the last dragon?

#hey i saw the kfp4 trailer i don't like it!!!!!!!!!! #kung fu panda #kfp4 #i was really hoping for a kfp2 #when i saw the thumbnails my first thought was ''this is a tv movie'' #the flanderisation.... the quirkiness...... po is an idiot and shifu is a dork.......... why...... #tai lung feels like such pander. awkwafina fur bait? if she is a wolf (AND A CRIMINAL) she should've been rougher. a fox still rough.... #idk her design doesn't match the universe its not nico marlet :( #EUGH AND THE HUMOUR THAT WAS MY LEAST CONCERN AND NOW ITS MY MOST I JUST DON'T WANNA WATCH IT LMAO #but you know what? i love chameleon she can get it 🦎💖💍🧎 #only thing i liked abt that smh #my anticipation for monkey & viper screentime/dialogue INSTANT CRUSHED when none of the 5 AT ALL FGSJJJS #like we got mantis & crane.. give those other two some love—NOPE #not even tigress???????????? shifu & tai lung family reunion of they don't interact AT ALL #or tai lung & po meet and its awkward and they idk have a Talk #ugh this isnt for me...... i will do it for you chameleon 💚 but not in theaters #yeah safe posts stuff

[theoryofarson]

our dining table first kiss up there for kisses of all time for me

#its so naturalistic #their little laughs...the mutual understanding of like. this is awkward and silly but thats ok and i am so so so in love with u #minoru says the whole thing was so unromantic and on the one hand hes right and thats what makes it wonderful #but on the other hand everything about the scene and the leadup to it was the PEAK of romance to me #like ive never seen more perfect romance tropes done more perfectly.... #the pep talk leading to an epic change of heart.... #the 'get your man' running sequence where each of the lovers starts running to find the other and they meet in the middle #the conversation where one thinks theyve already been rejected and that they know thats what the other is going to say #until the other says no!! listen!! you DONT know what i feel!! #and im not good at expressing my feelings but im going to try!!! #the hug first. always gotta be a hug first #and how it ended withe ringing in of the new year and the 'tastes like meat bun' and theyre still holding hands and everything.... #oh it was all so perfect my romantic little heart cant handle it #our dining table

[camellcat]

I keep thinking about this one fic, where amy gets sent back in time to the beginning of s1 by a weeping angel, and like. idk. I want to see clara in s1. idk how'd she get there. probably some wackiness of converging timelines or whatever since we already know she's, like, woven throughout his entire life. but I just wanna see her reaction to nine and rose. specifically nine. and then seeing how different s2 ten is to ANY doctor she's ever known. I want her there!!! plus her and rose would be best friends SORRY I keep saying it but it's TRUE

#guess who is less than 10 minutes into 8x08 LOL #once again. that whole conversation just reminded me of when the doctor regenerated #and rose and him had that very awkward very quick back and forth #same vibes #and now I can't stop thinking about all of them together again #I think she'd meet nine and be like “oh I know you” and then he literally talks about the time war first date #along with him I think she'd be surprised with how less... fanciful? the adventures are #like almost all of s1 is just on earth and s2 still doesn't hold a candle to the later seasons #also sometimes I just think about how much lighter s2 ten was. my god. what love does to a man #I think s2 ten would've put her into shock #I mean eleven was good at putting on a carefree happy face but like. she met him post-pond #she's never know a doctor that isn't being crushed by some sort of grief or another I don't think #ofc ten wasn't burdenless but some of the weight felt lifted at times as long as he was with rose #that was such a long tangent OOPS ANYWAYS #clara. s1 and s2. multi-fic series. 100000+ words. ough. I wish #FERDIE IK U GET ME EVEN IF NO ONE ELSE DOES #clara oswald #doctor who