#there's ice beneath the snow on the sidewalks so it's just a constant dance with death

[liinos]

walking outside in the winter here is just *breaks ankles*

#every day I almost eat it going to class like 😭😭😭😭 #there's ice beneath the snow on the sidewalks so it's just a constant dance with death #I watched 3 different people hit the same patch the other day #and where there isn't ice the snow is like an inch deep and really packed bc people have been walking on it so there is NO traction #god I almost fell on someones car last week cuz I slipped on a cross walk but if there's one thing I'm surprisingly good at it's not #falling on ice #like does my life flash before my eyes every time? yes but do I fall? no #I feel bad for laughing when people do but there's just something about the complete lack on elegance that kills #god last year I saw someone biking try to take a turn but they hit a patch and just went down and slid through it i was dying #they were okay it was just like a slow tilt of the bike as it tipped over it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen #wait omg guy falling for 9 seconds... best video that shit KILLS me every single time