#there will be no kilts in this scenario

[corvidaedream]

my cardigan and wooden leaf brooch for my log lady costume have arrived

all I need at this point is 1. flannel shirt that isn't too baggy to fit comfortably under the cardigan without the sleeves getting all weird inside the other sleeves 2. a log

#messages from the ouija board #i cant decide if im going to wear a kind of short skirt thats a warm brown so the vibes are correct even if its shorter #or if i wanna wear one of my kilts which is long and wool (good) but also bright red (not as good) #im hoping ill have time to make a nice lightweight log out of one of those round gift boxes u put wine bottles in #but worst case scenario im just going to grab a piece of firewood from the back hallway #local thrift stores havent been as helpful in my endeavors as id hoped so the cardigan is from poshmark #and the brooch is from a wood carver on etsy

[redeyerhaenyra]

Imagine being a porn couple with Soap

Summary: Headcanons of being a pornhub couple with Johnny :3

Warnings: Smut duh, recording sex, sex tapes, public sex, roleplay n costumes, Johnny is handsy, Johnny is kinda pushy w reader, oral (f receiving), fem coded reader, an English lass attempting to write a Scottish accent is its own warning 😭

Notes: Johnny in a kilt save me. Save me Johnny in a kilt.

Oouugghhhh

This vision appeared to me in a dream

So imagine you n johnny are a couple

And overtime he slowly convinces you that the many, many recordings he's made of you two fucking should get posted online

"Ah you'll be so popular hen, you've no idea, just imagine, so many drooling over what only I can touch."

He's kinda a pushy, needy asshole about it but I'll elaborate on that in a later post 🤷🏻‍♀️

Eventually you agree, and Johnny is soooo giddy

Gives you a big, crushing hug and and a wet, messy kiss

He makes you both a pornhub account, posts a few videos he's got saved, and waits...

Within hours you get soooo much interaction

Johnny proudly shows you all the comments lusting over you

"Look! Look! See! Ah told ya didn' ah?"

He's so dog coded 😩

Johnny gets such an ego boost from it all, he gets new ideas of what you should post all the time

DEFINITELY has several videos of him in his kilt

Probably has a playlist featuring various kilt related scenarios

"Just showin' off ma heritage hen.."

The on thing i will not budge on is this:

He has DEFINETLY bought you some kind of cosplay peasant dress, driven you all the way out to a forest and fucked you there. Titles the video "English farmgirl gets fucked by Scottish brute."

He's extra mean that day, pushes your face into the dirt and growls and you and cums on your face :(

To make it up to you, you both film another video in the car afterwards where he eats you out so sweetly 😇

He gets so handsy in public too, he just LOVES filming you

You think he's just being cheeky then BOOM you see under the table he's recording his hand creeping up your skirt

There is a less than zero percent chance he's used that phat military paycheck on a really expensive, high quality camera and tripod

#soap mactavish smut #soap mactavish x reader #soap mactavish #john soap mactavish #johnny mactavish smut #johnny mactavish #johnny mactavish x reader #soap x reader

[bamboobrat]

succession s4 e5 recap: swedish elon and his logan roy tribute band

time is a flat circle and we are back to ken hyping himself listening to rap, driving to the office.

anyone feeling nostalgic yet?

he is immediately caught off guard by the fact that roman and shiv are already there.

also he seems like the worst boss ever.

i really don't like ken when he is not hitting rock bottom.

(there is a movie about a sleeping robot in a cave that takes up too much time in this episode. let's not get into all that)

the old guard checks up on the CE-bros before their trip to norway.

matchy matchy<3

turns out mattson wants them all there (why wouldn't he?) so THE GANG IS GOING TO NORWAY! lets bleed the swede!*

*as a norwegian, i approve this message

mortality has set into team krank, as they put on compression socks before the flight.

krank is not here to have fun. krank has no young mistress to impress. krank is serious.

shiv has noticed ken's leaks to the media from last week because she is boss. it's the comeback we've been waiting for.

but most importantly, she is waging a very important war against tom and his stupid new sneakers:

the sibs say they can kill tom for her. that's brotherly love.

hugo is not having a good time.

i am tho.

gerri rallies the troops by shitting on europeans.

yes mommy tell me i'm weak because i have free healthcare! sit on my face

gerri for CEO. always.

they accurately depict what it is like driving in norway:

(this is why i don't have my licence)

the gang arrives in the motherland and it's beautiful, but rainy (so authentic) and are all like WHY THESE WOOD CABINS SO SMALL?!

ironic because jeremy lives in fucking denmark.

anyway, whatever this is:

I DO NOT APPROVE!

the trip up to mount olympus is interrupted by con saying he can send a picture of their dead dad to the group chat.

nobody wants to see it.

also, marcia is putting logan in a kilt like the fucking bay city rollers and con had to cancel a room full of working class whites in cleveland. the sacrifice.

they give con carte blanche for the whole funeral thing, which is probably a terrible decision.

the funeral is going to be one big campaign rally, i'm serious.

the others have to settle for a nice lil scandi brunch spread. what a hard life.

i don't say this often, but i would be hugo in this scenario, piling onto my plate like it's nobody's business.

karolina has a cute lesbian moment.

she says something in swedish at some point, but let me tell you, i understand swedish and i didn't even pick up on it. no shade to dag, but lol.

hugo doesn't understand how ski jumping works.

i thank the writers for putting this joke in there, even if literally no one other than random scandi people will get it.

it's like the opposite of danny boyle's the beach<3 give back to the community<3

roman enters negotiations and puts his fingers in the caviar.

you think i didn't notice? after all this time, you must know i notice everything.

the CE-bros make the village elders proud, as mattson offers 187 per share as long as he gets ATN.

also, gerri does a second take looking back at roman. these are the crumbs i am destined to live on, i guess. roman doesn't want to give up ATN tho, probably because 1) his dad wanted ATN 2) his dad told him he wouldn't make it at pierce and belongs at ATN 3) he is, somehow, the most rational of the siblings right now????

speaking of rational: how are we feeling about the shiv/mattson potential here? i honestly have zero objections.

shiv is like fuck yeah, sell ATN, that shit is toxic.

agreed, but who gave mencken an open line to ATN-meetings? sounds like something logan told cyd to do during one of those late night calls.

"even dad had a line" rings true zero percent. pass.

get rid of atn. word is, they don't even have tucker carlson anymore? just keep a sweater, much less racist.

we get some important leo dicap representation:

and greg is the bringer of all that is exposition, telling us there is a kill list with 8 to 9 names, ever evolving.

now, as most readers of these recaps would know, i would like to avoid spending any time on greg whatsoever (made even more poignant by the recent rumors about nick), however, this must be one of the best exchanges of dialogue ever made:

greg: da fam shiv: da fuck

that's all.

tom tells the swedes that americans don't care about the rest of the world and it's funny because it's true.

and alex being like "you're ALL related?!"

i see you, succession writers, i see you.

mattson calls waystar a parts shop and has a good take on right wing media:

"i dont think news for angry, old men works"

instead, he opts for bloomberg grey: simple, cheap, huge, ikea'd to fuck. i do love ikea.

he calls the sibs a tribute band which is harsh. even for a scandi, it's fucking harsh.

anyway, SAUNA! SAUNA! SAUNA!

GERRI. IN. SAUNA! (chant with me)

i will never forget what the succession writers took from me.

krank out here just chilling.

i've never shipped anyone more.

we are introduced to ebba. i can tell i'd have more to say on this in any other situation, but it just feels weird (all norwegian know each other, i guess).

anyone else here for the shiv/mattson dynamic?

i'm sorry, i kind of ship it????

ken wants to tank the deal and roman immediately calls him out on his destructive bullshit:

and then immediately caves.

"i think we are good at running the ship" they say after doing it for approximately 24 hours.

i wish i had their confidence.

also, pinky can't dance, according to ken, so they keep shiv out. meanwhile, she gets cozy with lukas, who asks her about her marriage (bad) and tells her he sends liters of blood to ebba (also bad).

shiv shows us why she is paid the big bucks for political advice:

we don't see the end of their night, so i'm just going to assume they fucked. because she's worth it.

also, talking up gerri and karolina? girlies stick together<3

big bi vibes here. huge. idc if she's pregnant and drinking.

meanwhile, the CE-bros use greg to leak that the negotiations are souring. why would you trust greg with anything?

in an attempt to fuck the deal, the CE-bros show a terrible film to the swedish team, as if being scandi doesn't mean you've sat through enough terrible cinema already....

we get the strangest fight in tv history:

lol @ us for thinking this was an important moment for the two of them and then it's a fight about white sneakers and fat earlobes.

i sure hope shiv fucked lukas.

roman receives a photo of his dead dad and it doesn't really put him in the right place to negotiate with mattson:

ouch.

leave it to kieran to make an emmy-worthy speech across from alex skarsgaard peeing.

the plan was: tank the deal, but in a subtle way. what they did: try and tank the deal, but in a not very subtle way. did the deal tank: no.

i hope you understand.

the question is, if a deal collapses in the woods and no one hears it, is it a SEC violation?

mattson ends up offering 192 per share. karl jizzes his pants.

shiv gives the little spelunker tom a lil treat, telling him to fire cyd.

then she asks him out?

and ignores him again because she is taking a call from mattson?

idk my dudes, but i'm into this shiv comeback.

mattson seems happy and flirty and i sure as shit hope this goes somewhere.

as long as it doesn't involve liters of frozen blood.

i have a feeling it will be all good vibes until he learns about her pregnancy. there's always something rotten in the state of denmark (or norway, or sweden, but it's all the same).

the waystar-team receives the kill list after the offer and it's very stressful for a few people who made themselves suffer through a session in the sauna:

not on the kill list: karolina gerri tom because shiv fucking did the thing!!

oh, and karl and frank are on the kill list, but i think they are just fine.

maybe the real treasure was the compression socks we made along the way.

#succession #succession hbo #succession spoilers #succession season 4 #kendall roy #jeremy strong #roman roy #kieran culkin #shiv roy #sarah snook #j. smith-cameron #gerri kellman #david rasche #karl muller #frank vernon #peter friedman #tom wambsgans #matthew macfadyen #hugo baker #fisher stevens #eili harboe #ebba succession #alexander skarsgard #lukas mattson #greg hirsch #nicholas braun

[solivagantingrebel]

*deep breath* Saw your request for comfort hcs and! Well. I don’t think this counts as a hc BUT I offer you this crackish/wedding/music thing 🫶🏼

Nearly the entire base turning up to Soap and Ghost’s wedding reception + all their international friends + any family members you wanna throw into the mix. Soap did not care about a single detail other than 1. Ending the night married to the man he loves and 2. (Arguably more important than 1) Getting a ceilidh band.

Needless to say A Good Time ensues. They’ve got a fantastic caller, rowdy soldiers swinging each other around under the stars, Simon with curls falling free from the gel sweaty and messy from dancing. Simon Riley. Grinning arm in arm with his husband. And at some point Soap, absolutely blootered, conspiring with the band to let him belt out Life With You by the Proclaimers.

And god, Simon’s husband is embarrassing, and there’s white cake icing on his kilt right over his crotch that looks just like—

But Simon hadn’t cared about any of the details other than 1. Ending the night married to the man he loves and 2. Putting his own discomfort aside to properly participate in the big, loud wedding reception that his husband deserved. That they both deserved.

And he thinks they quite accomplished both of those things.

Oh my god 🥹💞💞💞❤️💜💕

Are these tears?? Tears of joy?????? I'm so abnormal about this wedding scenario.

God fucking bless thank you so much, holy shit, something healed within me when I read and imagined all of that. I can't, they make me so sick. They're so cute and in absolute love and the little details about how Simon looks when he dances and how Soap's having the time of his life belting Life With You and how Ghost puts his discomfort aside to give Soap the wedding he wants.

I can't, I can't, I can't

#god i appreciate you so much #i needed the catharsis (but a /pos one) a lot #thank you #<333 #this is beyond healing #i love the boys so much i cant #ghostsoap #ask answered

[maximumwobblerbanditdonut]

Sam Heughan and Caitriona Balfe star in Outlander (Image: Daily Record)

TV show like Outlander are guilty of exploiting Scotland's cultural heritage, according to a leading academic. The time-travelling drama follows the exploits of Highland warrior Jamie Fraser, played by Sam Heughan, and English nurse Claire Randall, portrayed by Caitriona Balfe.

It is widely credited with triggering a tourism boom in Scotland dubbed the 'Outlander effect'. The show, as well as the novels by Diana Gabaldon, has built up a huge cult following across the world, especially in the USA.

But Dr Stephen Collins, of the University of West of Scotland, reckons it and other productions such as James Bond movie Skyfall, are guilty of misrepresenting Scottish history and culture. And he also questioned where the money being made from TV and film was going, suggesting more should go to protecting the heritage they take advantage of.

It comes with the UK set to ratify the 2003 UNESCO convention on the protection of intangible cultural heritage. The likes of kilts, Hogmanay and peat cutting are among the Scottish traditions likely to be included.

Dr Collins welcomed the move but said legal safeguards were needed to protect the country's culture heritage from TV and film depictions, according to reports in The Scotsman. He said Scotland was often used as a backdrop but without correct attribution or financial support for the communities who created the traditions.

He said: "There are two important issues that we hope the implementation of the 2003 Convention will address: firstly, preservation and the handing down of intangible cultural heritage from one generation to the next. This issue is particularly acute in areas of Scotland where languages such as Gaelic are disappearing, meaning that the heritage could disappear with them.

James Bond returned to his childhood home in Glencoe for the film Skyfall, but the depiction of Scotland was criticised (Image: Skyfall)

"Secondly, exploitation, where intangible cultural heritage is used as the backdrop to films and TV shows without attribution or any money flowing back to the communities to support safeguarding activities. Without a framework for regulation, the worst-case scenario here is that the intangible heritage is used in such a way that allows for misrepresentation or misinterpretation because currently there is no way to challenge that use."

Countries like Ghana and Nigeria offer protection to intangible cultural heritage in copyright laws. This means fees are paid to the state or communities impacted.

Dr Collins wants to see that replicated here, adding: "If an HBO comes and makes an Outlander and there is money raised on that because it is a multi-million pound venture, where does that money flow back to? Does any of that money come back to the originating community who are the knowledge bearers of the things we are seeing on screen that could then support local education, and local preservation?

"Does the local community in any way have a right to say ‘no’, this is misrepresenting us. This is not our history, not our story?"

👉Scotland needs a legal framework to protect its living cultural heritage. The purposes of the 2003 UNESCO Convention on the protection of intangible cultural heritage are:

(a) to safeguard the intangible cultural heritage;

(b) to ensure respect for the intangible cultural heritage of the communities, groups and individuals concerned;

(c) to raise awareness at the local, national and international levels of the importance of the intangible cultural.

@violetvibesmusic You’re very welcome! 💙

[chat-rouge-et-bleu]

i don't know how to feel about the Christmas ep cos om the one hand i enjoyed it which could be said to be the only real goal of watching a show, but on the other hand so many elements frustrated me. realistically that is my whole opinion, but autism has decreed tis not enough and so i must waffle!

i like that the first solo scene of ncuti he's in a club in a kilt just going for it. so often new doctors are introduced straight away with the companion and not alone and so it's nice to see a doctor regenerate and his first action to be go out alone and explore his new body and his new reality and just kind of let loose, though im not sure he'd be such a good dancer after a day of being but I'll allow it. the outfit changes and slightly more 'out there' pieces do point to the showrunners trying something new with dressing the doctor and having it be more self expression and less a strict uniform (like do the previous doctors just have duplicates of their outfit hiding in the tardis??), it's an element of the show that has annoyed me before and I'm glad to see it be altered.

with ruby it feels like they're trying to go for a more matt smith era companion wherein the companion herself is mixed up with the story much deeper than just being along for the ride; but there is no way her family could afford that absolutely stunning flat and no way they could maintain it to such a high standard with a constant stream of foster children coming in and out. bring back rose era companion houses where they just live on some estate and drink tea, the set design of ruby's flat ruined the immersion as there's no way that could be real. she doesn't come across as a real woman with real struggles, she's so obviously a character and so obviously going to be the companion from the very start because her hair is always perfect and her house is spotless and her outfits are freshly ironed every scene. doctor who works for me when you juxtapose the alien doctor with normal people and normal scenarios (it's not done as well in the case of graham and jodie but still present, he lives in a house that looks like a house and eats food there and it seems lived in. though i must admit i know that house in real life as it is near a place i regularly hung out as a teenager so i may be a tad biased there).

the main other thing that doesn't make sense is why they introduced the idea of those gloves and their being on 3% only to not use that to further the plot. felt like a chekovs gun but then it wasn't relevant again so just broke immersion instead of being impactful.

i think if the goblins weren't a christmas special i would have been pretty disappointed with them, they are rather silly and they sing (which everyone i watched the show with visibly cringed at) and i just don't think they would have worked at all as a mid season episode; they need the context of christmas to work. as a silly episode on christmas day to introduce the new doctor and set up some plot points for the series for me that was OK as it wasn't really about the goblins, it was about introducing ncuti's doctor and ruby. maybe a more serious episode would have overshadowed these new characters (or maybe given them a chance to prove themselves better?). the first episode of any new doctor is a tricky one and i can see why they would choose a villain like that to show off how the new series is slated to be more camp and colourful than previous series.

i must stop waffling now, but it seems like they have more of an idea of where they want to take ncuti than they did when they first introduced jodie. i still think the showrunners did her dirty when she could have been so fun and different, honestly i would have loved if the energy they've given ncuti had been given to jodie. if I'd been strictly male for hundreds of years (though they have since retconned that) and i woke up female i would have fun with it, much more than they allowed jodie to have fun with it. goodbye

#doctor who #ncuti gatwa #jodie whittaker #dw spoilers

[sonicasura]

Watched Transformers Rise of the Beasts yesterday so why not have two Transformers flavored Trollhunters scenarios?

Troll or More?

Jim is a Cybertronian that accidentally ends up on Earth during the Arthurian Period when he was just a Sparkling. The misplaced child scans a peculiar depiction of a troll to serve as his beast mode. Jim thinks he's one since they're the only species close to him in retrospect. I.e made of inorganic material such as stone even though he's metal.

Depiction is Beast Jim in design since it honestly feels perfect for this scenario albeit with some minor changes like his hair being Troll Jim's in a more mullet like mane. His armor plating resembles a kilt, arm brace like gauntlets that conceal blades on the side, his spikes are actually pieces to collapsible saber and bow. The drawing in this scenario is actually a jab at King Arthur for his inhuman cruelty towards magic and magical folk.

Jim's true form resembles canon Troll Jim even to his plates mimicking the Eclipse armor albeit dark blue in color instead of black. He usually stays in beast form since it's better to navigate smaller places than constantly crouching or crawling in normal form.

There are shared traits between both. Jim's horns have hollow tips that shoot out smoke to even fire depending on his temper or if he uses a lot of energy. His later vehicle form added tires to the elbows and thighs, car doors for bladed shoulder pad, while the chest plate now has blacked out windows that faintly show the glow of Jim's spark.

Jim doesn't really fit in with the locals as many saw him to be unnatural. Even trolls who either fled or at worst chased the poor boy away with extreme violence. There is one, well, two people who weren't afraid: Douxie and Archie.

Both eventually bump into each other. An encounter that leads to a powerful brotherly bond between the three. One day, they find out Jim can not only survive on a mysterious energy(Energon) but he can live off of ambient magic in the air. Things are good until Merlin discovers the Cybertronian and chases him away much to the other two's horror upon finding out later.

Jim sneaks onto a boat that leads to what would be North America. From there, he became a roaming vagabond who travels across the two continents. Jim inspired plenty of legends or cryptid sightings by accident but his most well-known being the "Night Hauler".

A car carrier type truck that appears at night and has the visage of a monster in the driver seat. Some reports said a large 'beast' rides on the back waiting to hitch a unlucky car for a trip to hell. This was Jim being a little shit as someone tried to break into him once. He just copied a normal one car tow truck though his Beast Alt gave this form some monstrous flairs.

Jim ends up in Arcadia 10 years before the events of Trollhunters. He hides out at a car business and is accidentally purchased by one Barbara Lake. She, of course, discovers her new truck actually being a teenage Cybertronian when Jim decides to give the woman the ride of her life.

The common (unspoken) tradition throughout the series where the unlucky human gets taken on an extreme ride by their soon to be protector. Barbara's was no exception as Jim took her EVERYWHERE. Across the roads, over bridges and even down a rocky cliff like a literal highway to hell.

He expected to scare Barbara off with this but he gets scolded instead. Even when Jim goes into Beast mode in an attempt to intimidate her, she just gives him the mom look. Curiosity overriding common sense leads to the young Cybertronian to become Barbara's protector.

Jim won't be the Trollhunter despite how funny that will be. It's Strickler as our robot boy is completely unaware about trolls being in Arcadia. The soon to be Avocado Dad is trying to figure out what to do during a date and accidentally discovers his girlfriend's car is alive. Jim still befriends Toby and gets adopted by everyone's favorite doctor.

What is different is that he reunites with Douxie who also gets brought into the Lake Family alongside Archie. Jim still a professional chef as the house was remodeled to have taller ceilings then just be reinforced alongside the stairs. Plus he's very stubborn even when he kept shattering eggs at the beginning. The boy is gonna take care of his human mother and new siblings, damnit!

Will any other Cybertronians show up? Yes but probably after Trollhunters or during S3. No clashes between Autobots and Decepticons until later however Jim does meet an Autobot that brings a startlingly revelation.

Overall one hell of a ride from start to finish. What continuity I will use is unknown though. 🤔

My Motorcycle Is A Robot

When Jim is six years old, a friend of his mom drops off a strange black and gold motorcycle as a gift. At first Barbara didn't want it until she figures it could be Jim's when he gets his driver's license. (In California, the lowest driving age is sixteen with the right requirements.)

On one fateful night, Jim and his best friend find out the motorcycle is actually a Autobot by the name of Prowl. (Yes! It's Prowl from Transformer Animated! He ended up in the Trollhuntersverse after the series finale for the show.)

The three become friends with the ninja becoming the protector for both families. Barbara doesn't find out about Prowl until she is chosen to be the next Trollhunter. Jim had accidentally eavesdropped on her first encounter with Blinky and AAARRRGGHH.

Thus he becomes a vigilante to help his mom albeit with Toby immediately following alongside Prowl. Although the cat is out of the bag when Nomura comes over to assassinate Jim. (Both boys sneak into the museum like in canon but to retrieve Prowl's keepsake than take out goblins.)

The Cybertronian and Draal bump into each other as they go to repel the Changeling assassin. Can I just say it was completely awkward between everyone once they could discuss the massive revelation in safety? At least the three are now part of the team.

Draal gets adopted alongside Prowl by Barbara since the two are still considered 'young' despite the vast difference in age. Jim ends up becoming half troll as he dives after his mother in the 'House Divided' episode. Merlin had exploited her love towards her three sons so she follows through with it.

(Prowl shows up instead of Draal so he avoids the brainwashing and canon death. The Cybertronian knows what his troll brother's mindset would lead to disaster without any interference. Angor Rot falls under Gunmar's command early to make up for the change.)

Like with Troll or More, Autobots alongside Decepticons will show up. When it happens is most likely during the Eternal Night with just an Autobot. I don't know which continuity though as much as I love a reunion for Prowl and his old companions, a fresh start would be better.

It's either the movieverse set up by Bumblebee, Transformers Cybertron, Prime albeit with certain parts cut off or something else since I haven't watched any new Transformers yet.

That's it for now! Until next time folks, Autobots roll out and I'll see you back in Arcadia! Here's Prowl, w/o his keepsake Yokotron's Helmet, from Transformers Animated for anyone who hasn't seen the show!

#sonicasura #trollhunters #tales of arcadia #tales of arcadia trollhunters #jim lake junior #jim lake jr #james lake junior #james lake jr #beast jim #beast!jim #toa trollhunters #troll jim #troll!jim #transformers #toa #transformers series #tfa #transformers animated #tfa prowl #transformers prowl #transformers animated prowl #cybertronian!jim #cybertronian jim #trollhunter!barbara #trollhunter!strickler #maccadam

[lokisgoodgirl]

Ahem.

Not exactly Kilted Poki-Loki, but you did give me ideas 😏

Could I please request a Shitty Sketch of Loki, Agent y/n and his detachable peen? In any setting of your choosing.

Much thanks!

Well well well...for the uninitiated, here is the detachable peen scenario and how I feel that went down.

Et wa-la...

Shitty Sketch Crew @lovelysizzlingbluebird @peachyjinx @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @fictive-sl0th @littlespaceyelf @holdmytesseract @mochie85 @vbecker10 @coldnique @maple-seed @liminalpebble @ladyofthestayingpower @ladymischief11 @muddyorbsblr @thomase1 @peaches1958 @joyful-enchantress @infinitystoner @lunarnights95 @smolvenger @glitchquake @meowmeow-motherfucker @itsybitchylittlewitchy @nonsensicalobsessions @wheredafandomat @sebstanwhore @tbhiddlestan83 @xorpsbane @skymoonandstardust

#LGG shitty sketches

[femininenachos]

Just wanted you to know that sometimes I think about your grumpy Scottish Lexa and newcomer Dr. Clarke, and it makes me smile. Cheers!

I think about them all the time! (Thank you).

Here’s a tiny nsfw-ish snippet:

Lexa asks Clarke about back home, her family, what they think of her running off to a remote island, an entire ocean away.

“My mom thinks I’m here to snag myself a brooding Scottish hunk. She has this stupidly romantic notion of me marrying some lord of the manor or clan chieftain or whatever.”

Lexa hums, the backs of her knuckles drifting down Clarke’s flank, over the curve of her hip, and Clarke shivers at the touch, wriggling closer.

“Not a chieftain, but I do come from a long military tradition.” A hint of pride edges into Lexa’s tone. “My ancestors took up arms against the English during the Jacobite rebellion.”

Clarke is largely ignorant about that part of history, and what she has gleaned was basically just a byproduct of lusting over the leads in Outlander. Still, her interest is well and truly piqued.

“Does that mean you have, like, a family tartan? Because I, for one, would love to see you in a kilt.”

Tongue poking into her cheek, she takes a moment to appreciate the mental image of Lexa with plaid wrapped snugly around her hips. If that wasn’t delicious enough, it’s even better when she inserts herself into this fantasy scenario, her hands slowly inching the rough wool up Lexa’s toned thighs, determined to find out if that rumour about true Scots going commando has any real basis in fact...

“We do but, believe me, it’s ugly. The most hideous combination of colours ever woven into cloth,” Lexa says. Her lips twist slightly. “My grandfather dons the full Highland regalia for every family wedding. There’s a reason he never gets included in any of the official photos of the big day. Can’t have him clashing with the bridesmaids.”

Clarke runs her eyes over Lexa. “I bet you could pull it off.”

“You overestimate me, Clarke.”

“Doesn’t matter. It wouldn’t stay on for long.”

Lexa’s eyes flash dark at that. The little smirk that tugs at the corner of her mouth grows more pronounced and Clarke is immensely pleased to be the one to coax it out of Lexa.

“Anyway,” Lexa deflects, hand skimming up Clarke’s side then sliding over her ribs to cup her breast. Lexa makes a soft sound of appreciation and Clarke matches it with a quiet groan, fingers clinging to the nape of Lexa’s neck; a silent encouragement in the gentle squeeze she gives, urging Lexa on. Warm lips find her clavicle, Lexa’s next words whispered against her skin between hot puffs of breath. “Will your mother be dreadfully disappointed you found a brooding lassie instead?”

Clarke wonders if Lexa feels the way her heart starts to hammer at the implication. She tries to play it cool, as much as she can when those eyes are peering at her, still hazy with lust and something deeper that it’s much too soon to put a name to.

She wets her bottom lip. Offers a tiny shrug. “She’ll come around to the idea eventually.”

#asks #stramash #Scottish island au

[caemthe]

@corrchoigilt said.º

46.  ACCOMPLICE:  for one muse to assist the other at the scene of a crime. ((conall for mandatory sibling bonding time™

a comprehensive list of scenarios • accepting!

"Buahahaha! That's what you get for disobeying mom!" A young Conall's laughter boomed in the room, uncaring of how loud he was or how much attention he attracted. He couldn't help it as the scene he walked onto was simply too funny. It seemed that Sétanta, that little rascal, couldn't help their curiosity and tried looking inside the cauldron for the Lughnasa's festivities. And, as strong as the little brat was, their body and mind still were that of a small child so, when they got on their tiptoes and pulled down on the cauldron to look at the contents... Well, let's just say that half of the feast's stew was now on the floor, and the other half was on Sétanta themself. What a mess!

Eventually, the young warrior stopped laughing and cleaned away the tears that had formed in his eyes. Careful, he avoided stepping on the food spilled on the floor and reached the table, where he had dropped his daily Connachta severed head. He picked it up, tied it to his belt, and cleaned the table as best as he could. Alright, with that done no one will think he arrived early. He then scooped up the crying child in his arms, uncaring of getting his clothes dirty. He even used his kilt to clean their food and snot-covered face.

"Don't cry, I'll think of something and blame Naoise or Cormac. As far as I'm concerned, you were watching the frontier with me and then we went for a swim in the river," he reassured his hiccuping cousin and even made a pinky promise to not say anything to Findchóem. "Huh? They'll get angry at me for taking you to the kingdom's border? Blegh, who cares. Everyone has been busy with the preparations so it's natural for a kid to get bored. Now let's get out of here before a servant finds this mess."

Later that day, there was hell to pay for the ruined stew. But, true to his promise, Conall came up with a believable lie and placed the blame on Naoise, who had been looking after cattle, and Cormac, who had been training on his own. They said that small children don't lie. Clearly, those people have never met Sétanta, who was quick to agree with everything Conall said and even pouted when Naoise and Cormac tried to defend themselves.

It's common for young warriors to do battle in a feast for the champion's portion. But that year's Lughnasa feast was without a champion's portion to fight for and had three cousins fighting to the death while the fourth, much younger, cousin laughed and cheered for the three of them.

#corrchoigilt #conall. º ( berserker. ) #ask. ° ( delivered. ) #post. º ( beta. ) #/ how fuckin dare you you know im weak for sibling bonding time yoy #/ i like to think that conall and naoise never got along and conall was one of the few that could make naoise go >:O!

[yostresswritinggirl]

about that nightmare scenario i can envision the morning after where reader holds onto his kilt like garment or his cape when he tries to leave and as he turns around to look, they're looking down with a lonely and melancholic expression on their face without a word out of their mouth, like a silent plea for him to stay just a little longer :(

-cyno lovebot anon

Why must this be what I see in the morning upon waking up, hurting me like this hmghngh ilove it but alsonfhcksnfin

Cyno swallowed painfully with a dry throat, reaching over to grip their hand. Only when they let go of his garment did he speak. "There's no reason to stay here, we need to keep going."

And as his fingers twitched in hesitation, he let their hand drop back down to the tent's floor as he leaves.

Nothing.

Nothing had changed.

What were you expecting?

#exile.goblet #heart!cyno #cyno lovebot anon #exile.reader

[moodythemad]

task 016 || wardrobe

alastor likes to wear neutral or cool colors. he wears clothes a lot more for function over fashion. however, he does care about his looks a good deal. he is usually caught in leather and denim the most, but with multiple layers of utility. his clothes remain pressed and presentable despite whatever job he is currently working through. in any formal scenario, he wears a kilt. [ fashion ]

#;moody #;inspo #;wardrobe #;tasks #;tasks016 #adhonoremtask #adhonoremtask016

[scumtrout]

sonntam

you have nothing to be ashamed of

Thank you, I have very mixed feelings because I feel like that's a t-shirt that would typically be owned by someone who owns a cheap katana and (as someone who has had to talk themselves out of buying a cheap katana) I'm not ready to embrace my Jungian shadow aspect like that when my Jungian shadow aspect appears to be such a raging weeb. I mean, I haven't even made peace with the fact that I unironically had a 3 wolf moon t-shirt when I was a kid, and I'm like... If I tolerate this, what's next? Am I going to start wearing a trenchcoat? I owned a fedora once. What's the worst-case scenario that could result from this? What if one day I end up attending an anime convention while wearing a utility kilt?

#i need to make peace with the fact that i gave up on trying to dress like an adult in 2020

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 SURPRISE ROUND

The Church on Ruby Road

Surprise, bitch. Bet you thought you’d seen the last of me. Since I technically started in 2022, why not actually end in 2024?? (Honestly, I just did not account for a Christmas Special for Doctor Who. They’ve been a bit weird on those the past few seasons. But to be fair to me, my goal was only to the 60th anniversary specials so it’s not incomplete)

“The Church on Ruby Road”

Plot Description: Ruby Sunday collides with a man called the Doctor—and her life will never be the same

Girl, protect that child from the elements better if you’re going to abandon her like that, geez

Man, I thought it was just Moffat who wanted the Doctor to meet his new companion as a child all the time…but this one’s a BABY! (I’m trying not to pass too much judgement. He could have met Ruby as an adult and then traveled back in time to find the mother who left her on the steps of a church)

Oh, is she on one of those “who are your ancestors?” shows??

I’m not saying I LIKE whatever little aliens are causing mischief on this set, but I don’t DISLIKE them

This Christmas party scene, just how crowded it is, is making me nauseated a little

He’s over 1000 years old and yes, he SHOULD be in this club having an excellent time

Did David Tennant’s second go at the Doctor heal so that Ncuti didn’t have to just sulk in the TARDIS in all his free time?

I know this probably won’t be his official Doctor outfit but it should be. The kilt, the tank top, the leather jacket, the jewelry…love it all!

I no longer like these aliens. They’re just terrorizing Ruby

Kind of obsessed with this group of women: Ruby, her adoptive mother, her adoptive mother’s mother (maybe?), and this woman partly in charge of placing foster kids….because this is a family show, of course everything is best case scenario across the board

Whyyyyyy couldn’t this woman wait til AFTER Christmas to break this news to Ruby??? It’s also her BIRTHDAY!!! There’s no trace of either of Ruby’s birth parents, and you break that to her NOW??

The worst part about this woman blaming all her bad luck on meeting Ruby is that she’s partly right. It’s PARTLY right, but it’s not Ruby’s fault

Oh nooooo, the baby!! The aliens took the baby!! The one thing she wasn’t supposed to lose!!

I’m already obsessed with these two. I don’t know if I ship them or if I just like their chemistry together but there was an instant spark in the club and it’s only gotten better now that he thinks she’s crazy for jumping on the ladder from the aliens’ ship

Omg they really haven’t fixed Isaac Newton. He just called gravity mavity

His indignation at the goblins being called time travelers lmaooo. “Excuse me? They are not time travelers. Time travelers are great, like the best, like wow. These lot are just bimble” Helloooo?? I want him to dish all the hot goss about his long hot summer with Houdini

How does this wooden spaceship work?? I’m guessing it’s a spaceship because it still somehow needs ventilation shafts

Omg he really does have blue hair and pronouns, I’m liking this a lot

I FORGOT I DID HEAR THERE WAS A MUSICAL NUMBER FOR SOME REASON. Maybe we didn’t need that…

The Doctor flirting with Ruby’s grandma is actually quite sweet

No no noooo, this is such a nice flat. Don’t break ittttttt

HOW DID THEY TAKE RUBYYYY?? She was right there!! Omg. Not only did they take Ruby, they erased her from Carla’s memory. Whyyyy are the cracks closing up???

How do we get her back?????? This place is utterly depressingggg. Oh good, they can’t erase her, they just went back in the timeline and took her from the day she was left at the church, her BIRTHday. Time travel, we can do

Oh interesting they we’re not gonna get a Ruby’s birth mom reveal. I kind of like that…like, what would it actually do for Ruby’s character this early on? But also, it IS important for the Doctor to be able to let that go since he was also abandoned as a child and adopted

I love that everyone is so charmed by Fifteen. It’s INCREDIBLY easy to be

Are we going to get a proper return to form at least for New Who where the companion is full time? She doesn’t have a job

Ok but who is this neighbor?? Why does she know what a TARDIS is?!

#hellsite nostalgia tour 2023

[tres-fidelis]

Kang....hasn't been himself since the incident. Trying to focus back to the usual work and repairs and the usual news crew shenanigans dropping by his office. But this time he actually drops by at Jayden's office and he quietly hands her a note. It was finally an invitation to a nice ramen bar he never took her there. "....I-It's for your birthday."

Things never returned to normal right away when drastic situations or incidents occurred close to home. Jayden hadn't full recovered herself, not after the gruesome images seen after Kang's eventual rescue and immediate hospital treatment. She knew those kinds of scenarios, far too well.

Far too well than anyone in her office. Her co-workers, her fellow newscasters, her own boss; she knew the feeling of leaning on the edge of near death. It was horrible, and it was an emotional weight which never went away. It wouldn't ever leave. It'd stay, right in place, and be brought to the front of her mind when least expected. Kang, unfortunately, would carry that same burden now albeit in a much different way than Jayden.

Distractions always helped when the pressure and stress became too much to bear all at once. Work certainly kept her busy, considering the mountain of paperwork currently sitting on her desk. Not to mention, her edits were due by the end of the week. More work meant less time in her own thoughts. But a sudden break threw her focus off-kilt, looking up from her laptop to see a rather stoic, quiet Kang handing her a sealed envelope. She took it with slender fingers, not saying a word but slowly opening up the invitation.

"....oh...." Her birthday. It's today.

"...that's right. Uh...." She rose out of her chair with the invite still in her hands. How did she forget? How come she didn't remember? Was anyone in the office planning some surprise for her? Would her mom be home for a late birthday dinner? How did she forget though? "...well, would you want to redeem this later today? I didn't pack anything for lunch..."

#ic #Jayden #galaxofmuses #MMX Verse - Reporter Jayden #Jayden's Birthday 2023 #((KANG SWEET BOY!!! #they're both so so traumatized by the events still BUT THEY'RE TRYING TO MOVE ON!! T_T))

[majortomwaits]

horror asks #20 and 26

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20. there's a rip in the fabric of the universe and you find yourself warped into a horror movie. which one is it? pick a movie you actually find interesting enough to want to be a part of, maybe one you've already imagined yourself as a character in- not one you just think would be easiest to stay alive in. the rules to your current situation are unclear; you don't know whether this is one of those "if you die in here, you die in real life" scenarios or not- so why not just aim for some fun right now.

Honestly, The Wicker Man (1973), but if I am reborn in that universe as an insanely christian cop, I am ending it right there, I'd go there for the vibes, folksy song and dance, sweets store and Lord Summerisle in a kilt, not to be a cuck cop.

26. make a list: lucky items.

Don't have that many things to truly make a list, the only thing I consider lucky is my troll cross pendant and perhaps some specific pairs of socks (snoopy socks, skeleton socks, egg socks), but that's as far as it goes.

#Thank you #run-rabbitrun #THANK YOU K <333