#there are all kinda my go to fits rn

[dungeons-and-dragon-age]

Me? actually trying to do tarot cards?? sounds fake

#composition is something i definitely still have to practice a lot so tbh its good that im finally making myself do this xD #the neira one is the only one so far where ive tired blocking colours so far cos its the only one where i had a p solid palette in mind #def have to either deepen the shadows in the face or remove the tears/blood/death smoothie bc rn it looks kind of weird fjsdfl #oc: neira surana #oc: liam hawke #oc: june trevelyan #my ocs #my art #wip #tarot cards #so uhh. theres nothing super deep tbh but some thoughts behind some of the stuff #first thought was having a similar setup/comp for all of them but i am probably not gonna do that #sticking to suit of cups for neira cos its the perfect excuse to keep put the joining chalice there lol #also the circle cos. she is a circle mage. very far fetched i know #it does also fit w being trapped and going in circles and w life/death cycle so. there's that #liam gets angsty three of swords imagery because of course he does #i kinda wanna mirror varrics post hlta card and also that one abstrac-y thing i did of liam some time ago #also chains maybe? for kirkwall and for not letting go and all that #for june i do like the close up in theory bc i like having it very focused on /her/ #bc her development in dai is much more personal rather than strongly tied to the central narrative #& also focusing on her magic cos thats an important part of her & her development (& it fits her v egocentric mindset thru most of dai) #but it also looks too. idk. powerful? like she's in control. which she absolutely isnt lmao #so the other one is kinda the exact opposite direction. more zoomed out & dynamic but i want it to feel more claustrophobic too #sort of. trapped animal kinda deal. trying to get out. keeping the fire theme tho #(ignore that her glowy hand is on the wrong side i accidentally drew it flipped lol) #i am. not good at detailed and or nuanced composition so everything turns out p bold and on the nose ^^'' #it's a start tho! #(i do have more thoughts than what i wrote lol but i am running out of tags and also im tired) #feedback/tips are def appreciated btw! :>

[veiyn]

my WIP!!!! take on g5 (bc it is 2 am and i have to take the psat today but i wanted to post .)

#ac6 #iguazu #g5 iguazu #all my ac6 designs r gonna turn out super mecha anime LIKE idk thats all i draw Apparently also i CANNOT design characters #but i NEEDED to draw fanart so.. it begins. #i want to give him a kiss iguazu is so funny #anyways mostly trying to match the appearance to the voice bc idk. griffin burns definitely puts like a distinct character image in my head #idk how many of these im going to do but im actually losing my mind over ac rn #i feel like he should look a lot rougher but also like iguazu is just. a pathetic kinda guy so i think this is also fitting...

[arsenicflame]

my brain never lets me rest so anyway today ive been thinking about how the sera + angela scene in asgardians of the galaxy would translate excellently to bellhands

it wouldn't be an exact translation but i could see something like:

the crew of the wyddah and the revenge fighting (for some reason idk), they dont realise who the other side is exactly, but then izzy yells to stand down, finally realising who the other crew is (maybe hes just appeared on deck) only for stede, obviously not knowing what the hell is going on, starts yelling at izzy, but by this point sam has heard izzys voice and is throwing himself across the ship to get to his husband (and now theyre making out and stedes just like. yeah alright)

#this is peak i am my own target audience #i am the only person in the overlap on a venn diagram of people who have read AOTG and people who like bellhands #but since my brain shoved this idea into my head i CANNOT stop thinking about it i need to say it out loud im so sorry for being like this #nyxtalks #ofmd #bellhands #sam bellamy #izzy hands #israel hands #im sorry ignore me im exorcising the brain demons #this kinda scenario fits in a pirate school™ kinda setting- theyve known each other forever theyve been MARRIED forever #yeah theyre both off doing their own things rn but they are still married and stupid in love #theyre the epitome of distance makes the heart grow fonder #izzys gonna go back to izzying after the greeting time has worn off but sam is gonna be All Over Him still

[astrxealis]

me rn having the biggest hots for leon kennedy and astarion sorry LMFAOOO <3

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #^___^ me smiling innocently #bg3 is on the MIND !!! i dearly want it so badly. turns out my dad played 1/2 (not sure which) a looong time ago #but he never got too far i think bcs he's busy... :P but hey i love him. wow. it's really cool he knows it too (ofc he does lmfao) #me and him (handshake emoji) also never getting far in da origins yet bcs we have it on xbox bcs of him getting it a long time ago #but there's that bug in the mage tower... :( funny we both went thru it LMFAO <//3 anyway i got it on steam so i've been playing #again but not recently anymore since 1. ffxiv took over my life last days of summer again 2. summer is over back school so rip #anyway can u tell i love fantasy :)) da and bg babeyyy !!! my type is going to make you guys cry i'm so obvious #zevran... fenris... astarion... i have a thing for ppl w blond/white hair :P idk my fav in inquisition yet and idk anything abt bg1&2 yet #but Yeah. GHBSHJGBSHJG..... da origins is kinda funny (lack of better word) to me btw bcs i like all four main romance options #but it's hard to explain (i have a story behind stuff i want to share but it's tiring and annoying of me /hj !!!!!) #anyway i like blond elves if it wasn't obvious. yes i also like link and zelda from loz. yes i like legolas. yes i like #...anyway! so where does re fit in this? uh. u see i'm a coward actually i'm too scared to play re LMFAOOO #BTU I ADORE THE LORE and the characters and the game franchise and shit ^_^ just. i shld really watch it sometime #instead of reading wikis all the time and just soaking up all the knowledge but i'm. a Coward. okay #i can't even play bloodborne despite how nerdy i am over it... it's so scary to poor little me... i'm a coward (it's the harsh truth)..... #anwyay i'll conquer my fears one day but that day is NOT SOON !!! i wna get into re properly tho aside from just being a nerd #so i'm too scared to play but i'll watch playthroughs sometime (and admire leon) <3 yeah. another blond. i know. shut up. #is this my life rn am i just infatuated w blonds and white haired guys. it's gna be hell if i continue nier replicant rn too huh #uh. goodnight!

[devilishdelights]

arcana mc would not be me though i’d hop out of the country with asra instead of staying behind

#now i kinda wanna draw asra… #and my mc for the arcana AND my SI because i decided i need 2 indulge even MORE #my MC is so cute though 💜 main character energy fr #i created her initial design to work with julian’s well #but then it kept morphing into more purple tones + softer features #goddd and i’m so upset bc like. i got some fuckin ROCKIN designs for them. #they’re all SO good and i will praise myself on this fact. #i especially like joanna’s (mc) masquerade fit (based off a phoenix!! bc it’s fitting to the story n it’s COOL) #i rlly like my SI’s palace casual and masquerade and winter look #maybe i’ll do a little doodling. hehe. #btw i don’t support the arcana n all that shit ☹️. i’m still disappointed. #how can u have the best character ever in ur game when u r AWFUL….. disrespectful. #i will still b talking abt it tho on the rare occasions… just pretend they r my characters and my world ok ? ok. #i don’t even wanna know what the fuck they’re doing rn. they got some weird shit going on rn ig LOL #SI is similar to obm MC except they got a tan bc it’s fuckin HOT in the arcana universe. and obm mc is so fucking pale because well #it’s DARK THERE. !!! they gotta take vitamin d supplements

[achilleslyre]

ONE MORE OC LEFT OF PAULINHOS FAMILYYYYYYY LETS GOOOOOOO

#and it should go rlly quick bc its one of the young ones!!!! #they have. 8 ppl in their familyyyy #‘ve literally been working on this ALL DAY #but at least i’ll have it out of my system now so HOPEFULLY i can draw the things i actually ong fr deadasss need to finish rn #will update when i finish them hehe #(finish is loose. there’s still a few ccs i want to diwnload and update them with later! but i’ll have them all 95% completee :3) #maybe i’ll post their fits (and under the cut kinda thing cause thatd be long) #bc i love my ocs and i haven’t been drawing them enough recently smhhhh

[orcelito]

Tfw i avoided dealing with applicants for like 2 weeks so I had to play catch up today. Stayed like 2 hours late reviewing all 20 ish applications we got in this time, contacted 12, and I have a confirmed 4 interviews for this week with a prospective 2 more

Look at me being all manager-y lmao

#speculation nation #most of them r on tuesday bc thats my set long manager shift n lmao #confirmed 1:30. 3. and 4 on that day. prospective 2 and 2:30 (waiting to hear confirmation) #with One on wednesday! bc the person isnt available until then #lmfao i really am playing catch up big time but THAT is okay. We Good #god tho i really understand that one class that addressed resumes now. how they were like Keep It Short #bc recruiters dont have time to read big massive resumes lmao. & god thats so real #zipped down to education to know what i was dealing with. Then looked at prior work experience. Then availability. #education relevant Primarily so i can know when/if theyve graduated high school #bc not graduating isnt an automatic deletion. but it's good to know Especially for if someone's a minor or not #we already have a lot of high schoolers rn lol so im kinda leaning more towards Not in high school for this stuff #aside from that it's mostly assessing capability based on what little evidence there is. + how long they would be likely to stay #there really is so much going into reviewing all this lmao. & oh god i really am the obnoxious kind of employer kind of #like not Really. im giving everyone a chance should they fit within the criteria we require for hiring. #but a few ppl messaged us asking up on their applications n those ppl get mental points in their favor for caring about our position #caring enough to ask after it at least lol #ultimately im reserving judgement for interviews. but tbh theres a few ppl im on the fence about contacting #that r in the vague status of 'will pursue if they contact us first'. which is SO obnoxious of me actually but like #there r way too many ppl i have to consider for this. if im not sure how well a person will fit here then them putting that extra effort #is a great way of convincing me that theyre worth my time #that kind of thing of like. if They show they care then i'll end up caring more too #theres actually a high schooler i Probably wouldnt have considered but bc she messaged very actively im interviewing her too #reserving judgement. still have my doubts. but bc she put in that effort im gonna give her a chance. #ah. thus is the life of a fucking recruiter i guess lmao. god i hate it

[n0ct0urn1quet]

god it feels like everyone i know has been sick in some way within like the past week or so. i got sick n threw up Twice on friday, my mom was queasy n nauseous n kinda ill after that, my mom's boyfriend's daughter had a fever, my girlfriend has a fever and is still fairly ill as far as im aware (i havent heard from her At All today and she was very very very very low energy yesterday and kinda jus spent the whole day in bed so i have no doubt that thats what she prolly did today as well . prolly hasnt said anything to me all day bc idk maybe her phone died n she doesnt have the energy to get up n charge it or something KJASJLKLJKG). everyone's been SICK and it SUCKS!!!!!!

#i have no doubt my mom's bf is gonna fuckin come down with covid or some shit #or like my sister's gonna be sick or somthgin. good god #i mean ok i wasnt really SICK sick i just had a weird throwing up thing that happened . it was just still so weird i dont even know what #caused it. because like #the night before i was feeling kinda queasy kinda ill kinda sickly but i jus thought it was cramps or jus tummy ache #i wake up the next morning n my stomach Hurts n it just feels Weird n im jus kinda laying there at 7am wondring if im gona puke n then im #like. well ill just get up go shower n come n lay back down. so i get up n i get into the shower n after a bit im like ok i feel . slightly #better so im gonna get out. and. i get out and i start getting dressed and i jus kinda stopped and im like. okay no im gonna throw up #so i get out n go into the livingroom to tell mom and i just. yeah. right onto the floor. eugh #i dont know what caused it. mom didnt know what cuased it. it just kinda came up n out i guess #it wasnt a lot n it was all liquid with like a chunk or two of whatever i ate the night before so like #i dont know what caused it. at all. bc we all had the same dinner last night n drank the same stuff #so i dont know why i threw up when no one else Did . very very strange #right before fuckin tahnksgiving too thanksgiving is the day after tomorow and im STILL struggling to eat a lot after it #my stomach had shriveled its about the size of a shriveled up golf ball rn and i havent thrown up but i can barely eat simply because like #ill make soup. ill eat like 4 spoonfulls of it and then im just Full bc thats all my stomach can FIT #and its almost thanksgiving!!!!! The Food Day!!!!!!!! and im juts like <:((((( #i want turkeyyyyy and mash potato :((((( green been and fruit slad :(((((( and pie :(((((( #and so now im all worried about if i eat too much if im gonna throw up again AKJJKSKLLJKKBG #I HOPE I DONT. ID BE SO SAD IF I DO ANd also it would suck becaus no one likes throwing up. BUT ANYWAYS #sorry ig november is just The Sick Month. everyone's got something going on rn. we are all Going Through It as some would say

[astronomy-two-worlds-apart]

god im having such a crisis rn and my stomach is all weird and i just feel so terrible bc ever since two nights ago there’s been a super persistent thought in my head and i’m just. i don’t know.

#i think i might be completely aromantic. no romantic feelings whatsoever. i think i kinda fool myself into thinking i experience those #into thinking that i feel romantically attracted to any one of my friends bc they’re the ones i know #on the other hand however. i think i may not be as ace as i previously thought. #which i don’t know what to think about that. bc i’ve identified as ace for so long now. or rather ace spec #i’ve found comfort in that label for so long. but now i don’t know if it’s even right. #i don’t mind being aro. not at all. but it just sucks that i probably will end up alone or with someone who i can’t even love romantically. #and are there people who are okay with that yeah. but whats the likelyhood i’ll find someone #i don’t want to be alone. i’ll have my friends until they find a partner and then it’ll just be me. #i cant live alone. i honestly don’t think i could ever manage to do so easily #and like going back to the maybe possibly not being acespec. could it be that i actually am sexually attracted to people #or am i just hypersexual bc of trauma. i don’t quite know. i think i might experience attraction but then again i don’t fucking know. #and i know i don’t need labels to fit exactly into my experiences #but labels make me feel comfort. they offer a kind of sense of support and certainty. #something i clearly don’t have rn (well certainty that is) #i’ll probably just keep thinking abt this until i go crazy or actually figure it out #quill.txt #vent #ask to tag

[spacekrue]

pls plot or ship or anything with me

#〤ㅤ/ㅤ*ㅤ（ㅤㅤwestㅤ*ㅤmaking apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.ㅤㅤ） #it just feels like i'm in a rough place rn #& not feeling all that wanted etc #i always feel like i need a specific fc or aesthetic to fit in #& its kinda spreading across my blogs #but i feel it most here & on cas #idk #it's probably bc i'm going through anti depressant withdrawal #but still

[autism-corner]

i wanna talk about the dinner i just had it fucking rocked.

#alright starting with banana milkshake. best fucking flavor. so good. #it came with a huge straw diameter wise. could fit at least 4 straws in that bitch. ofc made sense since its a milkshake and all so =w=b #then. the main stuff. #i think this is a really country-where-i-live thing but you have to believe me. #buttload of fries. bunch of chicken or shawarma. lotta lettuce&tomatoes&cucumber&onions on top. everything mixed together. some sauce. SLAP #its really fucking good im so full rn #it probs sounds a bit gross bc of the salad+fries but i promise its good. sauces help. plus if you eat it quick neither will get soggy! #i really dont know if this is a thing anywhere else so =w= #i did look up the wiki and it does originate from us but the guy who made it a thing apparently died a month ago RIP. #anyway its really good and me leaving a paragraph about it should be proof of that. #i mean. its not like. healthy or something. at all. but its still tastes good. so who cares. #sillyposting #feels kinda wrong to eat fastfood on monday since in my mind fries etc. are a weekend thing but. i deserve a treat i think. #i had maccas planned but then i didnt have to go to a appointment so it was no longer on my way. and i will not leave the house only for Mc #=w=bb #yay

[wordveined]

the little lizard part of my brain is staring at this roster full of characters and wanting to pair them all off and god damn it the only two left are anna and jeritza

do i crackfic a way through this and make it work or do i continue the time-honoured tradition of ocs-created-explicitly-to-be-love-interests. what do i do

#fhsjgbsdhjgfbdskgfjbsdjfgbsirfbisrjfbeirbv AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #working on my rewrite if it aint obvious #im just kinda going along the list of characters i have planned for survival of the entirety and like #matching up whoever i think looks good at the moment/is good from what i can remember #gonna rewatch all of the three houses/hopes supports at some point to maybe influence those decisions/alter where i see fit #but uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah rn this is the pickle im stuck in

[emeraldbabygirl]

Bruh it’s getting to the point that my blog is so messy and such an eyesore and I hate my fics so much that I want to just deactivate. Either completely or start fresh. Like I rarely tag reblogged so sometimes my own posts cause I get lazy and just don’t feel like tagging and then later on when I try to find a post I can’t cause I didn’t tag it or I did and I can’t remember what tags I used or the tags don’t register so I have to search through multiple other posts just to find the one I want

And my blog has like a cute pfp and header and colors but all my posts are just chunks of texts with the same plain ass font and my master list is the most basic master list I’ve ever seen and some of the links are broken and I can’t find the posts to fix them so they stay broken.

I don’t have a layout with easy to get to posts, I don’t have cute lil fonts and details in my posts, I don’t put links within links like what some people do with their masterlists and I know I originally made fics and posts for myself and then I started putting tags in but half my posts I’ve made over the past couple months I feel are a complete waste of time even if I reblog them myself, they aren’t even good posts like the content is a complete train wreck I talk about so much in some posts when it’s supposed to be like one topic and then I have the audacity to get “upset” or “disappointed” when my posts get no notes at all or like 2 likes or a reblog. Like I should be grateful people even bother to look at my dumb shit and say “I like that.” Like I have over a thousand followers and I notice the same like 2-5 people in my notifs that like or make any interaction at all with my posts. Idk what the others are doing but I just ugh. And I constantly feel like I have to make posts on everything and I have to constantly be on tumblr and I have to message people and I have to do this and this and I like when I took breaks from tumblr but my mind is constantly running and I want to share my thought cause sometimes I imagine people liking my posts and stuff. Idk I’m just ranting which I do a lot. And like I notice blog that have lil tags for when they ramble and things and I had that with the 3 brain cell hour but that’s not a thing anymore.

I totally get the destructive feeling of wanting to cleanse your account and get rid of everything and start fresh with a new identity but there are some things on this blog that I want to keep to look at later if I want. I have most of my gifs backed up but now I can’t back anymore up cause my computers are both dead and I can’t charge them cause there’s something wrong with the cable. I think Cooper chewed it like he did my last two pairs of earbuds.

And and because in complete Willow fashion I have to spill everything, I get days off where I want to catch up on a comeback of write a little or watch a series or do something that makes me feel like a mature adult but my day off gets here and I do none of that. I revert to channel surfing all night and into the morning when there’s nothing of interest on. And I watch like one video then “feel the need” to come here and share whatever my thoughts are and I feel like in a way, some of the things I do, if they are recent habits, have before so “organized” that they aren’t really organized and it’s not like “oh do this if you want whenever you have free time” it’s “this is what you should do on your day off as your free time” and then it doesn’t feel like free time. But then..ok I’m gonna stop now cause I do my want to get into literally everything even tho I really just dump shit on this account.

Tl;dr: I think I need another break but I just want to focus on one fic and I want to clear out my drafts of unfinished fics and I want to get away from the internet and social media. But I also wish I could learn how to make my blog more appealing to the eyes and make things that maybe will invite more people to my blog, I want to start making cooler looking layouts and things and learn how to make gifs but I’m obviously so lazy anyway which is another problem. And I don’t like to spill everything about me online, unless I’m talking to someone I trust I’d rather have my blog be less personal like I don’t want everyone to know everything about me but sometimes I just want to spill everything.

#still too long of a post ugh #I think a lot of it is also my everyday routine is the same #and I feel like I never look forward to anything anymore #unless if it’s a dinner I like or a lunch I pack that I’m excited to have #I go to work at a place I don’t like with people I don’t fit in with #I’m not happy fully in my life rn #idk what to do to make things better #I have my ups and downs and the meds help the downs not stay down #but it’s the same thing everyday and I kinda feel trapped #but I am too comfortable to do anything different and too scared #ignore all these tags I’m still ranting 🙄 #rant #personal #and I need a new tag other than rant and personal #I need a personal personal tag for when my mind just goes #I also have a bunch of posts I scheduled and shit #plus like the series is taking longer than I thought #and I want it to be finished

[norrizzandpia]

this is about oscar? part 3 but its freak by doja cat 🙏🏻

I fear y/n has released an entire album this time lol @golden-flora

The Album (OP81)

Summary: She’s done singles, one song at a time about her and Oscar’s sex life, but, now, she’s ready for a whole album.

Warnings: dirtiest one of the series, sexual discussions, Oscar being cocky

Note: THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF THE WHO IS OSCAR PIASTRI SERIES IS HERE EVERYONE!!!! Hope you like it, i added some new things. First, as you know, y/n releases an album here, but, also, at the end, instead of smau, it’s just a regular story abt them on a podcast 🤭

y/nnn Oscar, the album, out tonight with a track list of Freak, Agora Hills, Dick, and Pussy Poppin 🤭

Comments:

Mclarensgirly SHE NAMED THE WHOLE THING OSCAR IM FUCKING CRYING

F1fan2023 using a photo McLaren took is cray

- y/nnn say it with me everyone: he looks hot!

- Mclarensgirly he looks hot!

- ln4andop81 he looks hot!

- f1fan81 he looks hot!

landonorris plz. plz don’t release it. I’ve never felt terror like this in my entire life after seeing that track list

- y/nnn don’t you put your life on the line every weekend to drive a car?

- landonorris yes.

oscarpiastri anyone want to come to the listening party?

- Danielricciardo no.

- landonorris absolutely fucking not

- logansargeant YOU THINK IM GOING TO BE LISTENING TO THESE???

- y/nnn y’all are some fake ass bitches

oscarpiastri haha have fun everyone!!!

- ln4andop81 mans is enjoying himself

- oscarpiastri more than enjoying myself

- landonorris like I’ll literally kill you

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TWITTER

Mclarensgirly i would just like to say that this is the man all those songs are about

- ln4andop81 i mean she did say “tied him down to my queen bed” in freak so that pic does fit the sub allegations

- f1fan2023 she also said “love it when he hit and smack too” in agora hills

- Mclarensgirly also said “hold me down, when a hole need dick”

- f1fan81 also said “he want a quickie, let him lick me, then I started gasping. The way his tongue be going crazy, you wouldn’t imagine. I let him stick me, hair got frizzy, I might let him crash it”

- Mclarensgirly also said “He put that woo all down my throat until i started coughing.”

- ln4andop81 OKAY OKAY I GET IT 😭

- ln4andop81 but also like… lets talk abt it

- Mclarensgirly IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

- f1fan2023 “he like it when i bend it over and i arch my back. He tap me on my shoulders, i said ‘yeah, i like that’” YOURE KIDDING.

- ln4andop81 i envision that in my head at night

- Mclarensgirly oh?

- ln4andop81 moving on! “Pull the panties to the side, watch a movie and make it two. We just finished number one, but I’m ready for round two” YUM.MY.

- F1fan81 sometimes i wonder if I’m jealous of Oscar or jealous of y/n

- Mclarensgirly real.

- ln4andop81 we also need to talk about Dick bc she literally goes “i met the boy in the 6, but measurements wasn’t a six” UHHHHHHH

- f1fan2023 it baffles me that he’s packing that seriously

- ln4andop81 nothing baffles me when it comes to that boy now that y/n sang “When I made a little mess on it, he told me to clean my act up” BRUHHHH THATS FUCKING HOT AS SHIT

- Mclarensgirly “Skirt up, fuck in the backseat. Take that shirt off, baby, put it on me. Got me like ‘yeehow’, ride it like a horsey. Kinda like seesaw, up and down on the D, give it to him” McLaren’s kicking and crying rn bc they know they cant take their car back from Oscar after y/n confirmed they christened it

- f1fan2023 okay okay but can we talk about “suck a little dick in the bathroom” in agora hills (slay song btw i ate that shit up)

- ln4andop81 YEAH BC IM GOING TO NEED SOME MORE INFO THAN THAT. WHEN. WHERE. WHAT.

- F1fan81 i bet your ass it was in the mtc

- ln4andop81 or in the Australian Grand Prix paddock remember when no one could find him after the face was over and all he said he was with y/n? SHE HAD TO HAVE BEEN GIVING HIM CELEBRATORY HEAD

- Mclarensgirly honestly? They prob did it in both

- oscarpiastri mhm

—

Oscar and Y/n sat next to each other on the soft sofa of the studio. They giggled with the podcast host as she said their introduction.

“Breaking the internet right now with their sex life, Oscar Piastri and Y/n Y/l/n! Hi, guys, welcome.” Samantha, the host, spoke to them.

Y/n and Oscar mumbled pleasantries, their legs squished together even with all the space to Y/n’s left. The woman was quick to getting into the topic of conversation, having already discussed boundaries with the couple before the cameras started rolling.

“So, Y/n, you’ve just released a small album that focuses mostly on Oscar and the things you two get up to in the bedroom. Were you ever nervous to share these songs with the world?”

Y/n nodded, “At first, yeah, all the way back when we started with 34+35, but it got easier once I saw the overwhelming support for it. I think the best part about releasing them is seeing the jokes that the fans make about Oscar and that side of him.”

Samantha smiled, “That leads me to my next question, Oscar, were you ever nervous to have people know about that side of you? Seeing as it was such a shocker.”

He laughed as he adjusted his position, throwing an arm around his girlfriend, “Um, well, I didn’t think it was that shocking. We didn’t expect people to go haywire over hearing that I lean more towards the dominant side. We kind of assumed people inferred that.”

Samantha’s jaw dropped, “Really?! Oh! I’ll be honest, I was quite surprised when I heard it.”

Y/n shook her head, “I don’t know, I guess the way Oscar is in front of cameras is drastically different from how he actually is. He’s still very soft spoken and quiet, but a bit more outgoing.”

Samantha nodded as she glanced over her next question, “Oscar, what’s your favorite song off this album?”

“Oh, I am so ready for this. Agora Hills.” He answered immediately, smiling proudly at the others in the room.

Y/n turned to look at him, “Really?! Why?!”

His head leaned from side to side, “Just, it’s more romantic? I mean, you talk about tying the knot alongside the sex stuff.”

Y/n and Samantha laugh at his comment, Samantha agreeing, “No, I see what you’re saying. Y/n, you do say you want to show him off multiple times throughout the song.”

“Because I do!” She exclaimed, leaning into her boyfriend lovingly.

He kissed her temple, listening intently to Samantha.

“Your interactions with the fans are hilarious. Do you guys look forward to fucking with them?”

“Hell yeah!” Oscar exclaimed, “Once I caught wind of the fact that they didn’t think I did shit in the bedroom, I became very obnoxious when rubbing what happens between Y/n and I in their faces.”

Y/n cooed jokingly, “Aw, Osc, was your masculinity damaged?”

He rolled his eyes at her, laughing at her dig and pushing her away softly. They came back together, though.

“Before we move on from this subject, I want to ask Y/n, was the over six inches comment really true?” Samantha eyed her as Y/n glanced beside her at Oscar, silently asking him if she could do what he knew she wanted to do.

He nodded at her, shaking his head lightly as she said, “A lady never kisses and tells.”

Silence passed as she raised her hands and aimed them around nine inches apart. Winking suggestively at the camera, the women in the room gasped.

“IS THAT NINE INCHES?!” Samantha screamed, causing all of them to fall into a fit of giggles.

Y/n brought the microphone to her mouth and whispered, “Oh, yeah, it is.”

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