I don't chase men but if his first name is Will and his last name is Herondale I might fu-king sprint
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Robber: *points gun at Kit*
Robber: Give me all your money if you want to live
Kit: Bold of you to assume I want to live
Julian in the distance: Kit we talked about this-
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*playing cards*
Emma: *shows card* Ace of spades!
Christina: *throws UNO card* Card +4 colors!
Mark: *shows Pokémon card* Pikachu, I choose you!
Julian: WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE PLAYING!!?
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Julian: Emma, you're on speaker. Behave
Emma: or what, you will spank me?
Christina:
Mark:
Everyone else:
Emma: *coughs* alright so...
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[At Gabriel's funeral]
Cecily: oh my god are you crying?
Will: *sniffling* no allergies
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Waiter: can I take your order?
Me: I will have Julian Blackthorn's pancakes. Thank you.
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Jem: will, can u turn the lights on?
Will: I don’t have to, you’re the only light i need.
Jem: I-
Gabriel: FUCKING TURN IT ON WE CAN’T SEE
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Will: I sent Gabriel a "get better soon card"
Tessa: did something happen?
Will: no, I just think he can do better
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Will: That kid kicked me really hard on the plane
Tessa: Well, you did pull his hair
Will: HE TOOK MY SNACK!
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Gabriel: *breathes*
Will: can you not
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The Infernal devices: a summary
Jem: You take her
Will: No, you take her
Jem: No, you-
Tessa: EXCUSE ME? DO I HAVE A SAY IN THIS??
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Me: I am dating
Friend: finally, who is he
Me: will herondale
Friend: oh god! not again
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Will bit so many vampires that I won't even be surprised if he turns into one of them.
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The infernal devices
The mortal instruments
The last hours
At this rate cassie is gonna kill us.
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The moment when you realise that your whole life all you did was to obsess over herondale boys.
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Reason why we love uncle Magnus:
Acts as if he doesn't care but deep down he cares
Can risk anything to protect his loved ones
Obsessed over glitter
Named his son Raphael in the memory of Raphael Santiago
Has a cat named chairman meow
Glitter
Takes care of his friends and his friend's children
Did i mention glitter
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