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[depressedhatakekakashi]

Kakashi with a sibling AU?

(Me thinking to myself *i’m not going to make a Sakumo/Tsunade baby. I’m not going to make a sakumo/tsunade baby* XD)

Kakashi is about 4 years older than his sibling, and he would gladly kill for them without question. No one is allowed to pick on them or make fun of them about anything or they have to deal with Kakashi.

This does not change as they get older, it just becomes more terrifying. Someone will make a mean comment towards them or flirt with them and suddenly Kakashi shows up directly behind them in full Anbu gear to scare a loser off. 

The only person who hasn’t been glared at for flirting with his sibling is Yamato, and that’s because he adores his tree boy. He would never hurt him. He’s just going to make fun of him for the rest of his life over this.

The two of them hang out all the time, and his sibling is always doing the standard little sibling things like stealing his clothes or begging him to win the prizes at festivals. They’re also the only person who can use puppy dog eyes against Kakashi and get what they want.

they are the best of friends with Gai. He’s always supporting them and making sure that Kakashi make makes time for them, plus he’s happy to have them join him for morning training and doesn’t just them when they end up collapsing halfway through. 

Is friends with all of Kakashi’s friends plus their own. Is absolutely shameless about stealing Kakashi’s friends because they’re friendlier and a lot more to have around (Gai and Yamato deny this, but they know it’s true XD)

Kakashi’s protectiveness does not stop at home. If somehow they get put on a mission together Kakashi will protect them with his life. He has summoned the hounds during a mission gone horribly wrong and had his sibling dragged away back to Konoha while he fought off the enemy. He survived (somehow) but it was Gai and the hounds who had to find him because he was completely out of chakra and unable to move at all. 

Tenzo has asked them out on dates, and they have had a blast. Kakashi thinks it’s adorable that his Kohai is getting along so well with his little sibling, and he actually trusts Tenzo to take care of them (Let me have Tenzo with a cute Hatake XD)

Where Kakashi is quiet and relaxed, his sibling is a bundle of energy. Perhaps not up to Maito Gai standards, but they could easily bounce off of the walls for a few hours without question and be totally fine at the end of it. Kakashi blames himself partially for this. Since their dad died when his sibling was so young and he had to become a shinobi right away to support them, he wasn’t always there to help them learn about more calming activities and often had to rely on them being with friends. 

But they hold nothing against Kakashi. they love themselves and their energy, and they’re just glad their big brother doesn’t get annoyed with them when they’re in an extremely hyper mood. He just calls up Gai if he can and lets the two of them run it off together. 

The first time he introduces them to Tenzo, it’s a shit show. They’re all up in this poor kid's face and he’s having to pull them back and beg them to give him some space cuz he’s not used to people being so friendly and open. Tenzo likes it though. He thinks they’re really cool and friendly. 

Kakashi is a little insulted that his sibling spends more time with Tenzo than he does a lot of the time. He’d like some time with his Kohai, share please. (They do not share)

Kakashi has absolutely walked in on his sibling making out with Tenzo and he just turns around and walks away. the two of them think that’s the end of that, but five minutes later Tenzo’s getting nailed in the head with a condom and neither of them knows how to handle this. 

growing up they are attached to Kakashi’s side whenever he’s home. They’re still super friendly, but the thought of losing their big brother after losing their dad is terrifying to them. 

#Hatake Kakashi #Sibling AU #Me still kill Sakumo? Yes XD #thegodsaregay

[penny-anna]

I'm curious: you're from UK yeah? Do schools owned by the church also count as private in the uk? (private as in not state owned,i guess)I'm curious because the things you're describing match with what I experienced at my church owned school in Germany, which was widely regarded as "private school". I'm curious about the educational system you guys got, i guess. (it's funny here actually. People pay church tax, so the church can afford to give lots of funding to their schools. where they also can fire teachers for being gay or divorced btw... which would be illegal in any other institution. But since the church owns the school they can go above fundamental rights lol. Anyways people also pay taxes to the state, but the state schools have way less funding and are in ... a bad state, basically). I'm just curious if you also got this whole sector of church owned private schools i guess?

(yeah I’m in the UK) hm i think the situation here is a bit different bcos a lot of state-run schools and probably the majority of private schools here are religious? is that the case in Germany?

there’s a lot of religious schools here of various kinds but I genuinely don’t know how many of them are actually owned by the church.

#thegodsaregay

[shikakunaras]

ships for the ask game: any generation of shika/cho and hmm kakagai

Shikaku and Choza - Not really 

Why don’t you ship it? - I don’t like Choza. Like he’s good with his team but he rubbed me the wrong way during the war arc esp how he was with Choji. 

What would have made you like it? - A really good fic. Or Shikaku/Choza/Inoichi not just Shikaku and Choza. I can see them just respecting each other but not really loving. 

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it? - They make a solid team. Shikaku does include Choza in plans and they do get along when they are out during dinner. 

Shikamaru and Choji - I will always love them 

What made you ship it? - There’s so much obvious love. 

What are your favorite things about the ship? - GOD everything? Shikamaru loving and supporting Choji no matter what. Choji supporting Shikamaru when he has a plan and everyone is :/ abt it. The care hey have and the War Arc scene with Choji holding Shikamaru ;w; 

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? - I don’t have one? Or know what the popular opinion is to have a negative one. However - I am tired of seeing Choji’s weight being mentioned like that’s a huge catalyst. Why can’t people write him without him saying how unworthy of love he is bc he’s fat OR them fetishizing his weight? It’s almost every fic and it’s getting tiring, 

KakaGai - Love them

What made you ship it? - Supportive best gays. The things Gai would do to get Kakashi out of a bad head space in the anime sealed the deal. 

What are your favorite things about the ship? - Every part. The support Gai gives Kakashi, the competitions, and the homoerotic things they say to each other. 

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? - I HATE it when fic writers make Gai out like some hollow happy machine or Kakashi being a dick. Like he’s never said anything actually mean to Gai so where tf that came from I want that gone. 

Ship Ask Game 

#its been a while since i got into kkg #i miss them #ask games #answered #kakagai #shikacho #thegodsaregay

[narutomemes]

omg we DEMAND cat pictures !!!!!!!!!!!

Here’s the one picture I have of her rn!!! Will absolutely take more when we get her tonight!!

#ahhdshjakshshaj #we met her already a couple weeks ago and shes so sweet #its been a long adoption process cause they had to spay her and give her like booster shots and stuff before we could bring her home #asks #thegodsaregay

[milfsmackdown]

i did 😎

🥺🥺🥺

😭😭😭

#that’s so cute 🥺 #I hope it works lol #asks #thegodsaregay

[saudade-mayari]

I hope this hasn't been asked before 🥲 FMK daddy edition: shikaku, iruka, kakashi

M’deaaar!! This is sooo good and interesting I enjoyed this one! and it’s hard!! 💜💜

Fuck Kakashi, Jōnin Leader/Kage Kakashi would definitely need some rough fucks every after tiring day and I’m just a whore for Kakashi so I put him in my fuck list😂

Marry Shikaku, I MEAN??? Damn look at him, my legit dilf I swear those scars looked so hot and fierce. The way he treats Shikamaru, the way his ideals go unbroken, his big brain vibes, his attitude and entire personality is definitely a marry for me!

Kill Iruka, Well if compared to both mentioned Iruka is the vanilla here😂 So I’m gonna add him up to my kill list coz the forces between Shikaku and Kakashi are just tooo strong😛

Fuck, Marry, Kill: CLOSED

#answered! #daddy edition😛 #FMK #thegodsaregay

[sasukesbiddies]

original team 7, number 5 ✌🏼

Kill-Sakura

Betray-Naruto

Have on your zombie apocalypse team-Sasuke

#ask #thegodsaregay

[kakashishomegirl]

awe i remember when i first watched naruto i was so young i didn't know the concept of filler episodes and i was just like yes. After all the training and dramatic fighting we are now learning how to make ramen in a ramen competition. This is very serious and normal shinobi behavior,,,, anyways ! ask game thing! I like gai & kakashis challenges ^-^ or hmmm. i also like food! there's a lot of food themed fillers i think? i hope.

Same haha I mean I wasn’t young but Naruto was my first anime so I didn’t know what filler episodes were and also my brother told me that if I was an honourable person (and i am!!) then I would have to watch all the fillers xD

Since you like Kakashi and Gai challenges (me too! <3) I‘ll have to recommend you my favourite filler episode, Shippūden 241, the backstory of Kakashi and Gai‘s friendship ♥️

But since you sent such a lovely message, here is another one: Shippuden 309 contains an eating contest in which Choji partakes ^^ (at least I hope so, but the summary sounds like what I recall xD)

Tell me three things you like and I‘ll recommend you a Naruto filler episode :D

#not naruto #ask games #thegodsaregay

[lifeofthegrind]

cinnamon candles for the ask thingy ^-^

cinnamon candles: describe your dream home

like dream dream? i’ve always wanted a house with like a real library, with shelves u need rolling ladders for, and secret passages behind fake bookshelves and all. beyond that, lots and lots of windows and light, with a bright color palette full of yellows and oranges over a white background. oh and a good bathtub! i would kill for a really big nice bathtub rn 

autumn asks

#answered #thegodsaregay

[ivycrowned]

I'm Teresa, my favorite color is green, my fav ships are drarry and thrandolas, i love chocolate ice cream and my cat's name is Schnurri!

Hi Teresa! That’s an awesome name, I am envious. May you always find good content for your ships! And Schnurri is a perfect name for a cat, omg. 

#thegodsaregay

[shikakunaras]

80 and 14 for the unusual asks 😊

14.) If you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? Why? - 

Ireland - bc most of my family lives there and I never see them - Or! New Zealand bc of Lotr. At least to visit. 

80.) What is your biggest pet peeve? - God uh I have a lot really like loud chewing but my biggest is when people continue to use the eraser on their pencil but there’s no eraser, just metal. It the WORST. 

Unusual Asks

#thank you! #ask games #answered #thegodsaregay

[mysterymellie]

TAG GAME!

this or that - tagged by mandy @wuatsui for the first and ting @arriettvs for both the first and second - thank you lovelies!  ♥ ♥ ♥ 

sage green or baby blue | moon or stars | paperback or hardback | piercings or tattoos | drawing or writing | saturn or jupiter | line without a hook or mr.loverman | ancient greece or ancient egypt | prague or amsterdam | dark academia or light academia | indie aesthetic or cottagecore | stargazing or late night drives | strawberries or watermelons | rings or necklaces | extrovert or introvert | dragons or griffins | ocean or mountain | silver or gold | dawn or dusk | creative or free spirit | early bird or night owl | cook or bake | dagger or sword

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coffee shop or flower shop | alternate-universe or fix-it | enemies to lovers or childhood friends | angst or fluff | love at first sight or pining | modern-au or historical-au | soulmates or unrequited | fake-dating or secret-dating | breakup and makeup or proposals and weddings | get-together or established-relationship | oblivious pining or domestic fluff | hurt/comfort or crack | meet-the-parents or meet-cute

tagging: @graphicstills-in-motion @dicennio @tanchirou @silversunkiss @nettaigyo-s @squirrelstothenuts @thegodsaregay @lianshua and @shcrlockholmcs ♥ ♥ ♥ (just if you want)

#text #tag game #tagged

[leo-probably]

10 fandoms, 10 characters, 10 tags

Thank you for tagging me, @rebuildingkonohaonceagain!!! <3 

1. Naruto/Naruto Shippuden: Sasuke

2. BNHA: (this one is so hard RIP) uhHhh Aizawa? Twice? Tamaki?

3. Legend of Zelda BOTW: Link (but all of the Champions really have my heart, especially Mipha and Urbosa) 

4. Percy Jackson series: Nico di Angelo

5. The Promised Neverland: Ray (between Sasuke, Tamaki, Nico, and Ray, I’m sure you can see my pattern of favorites lmao) 

6. FMA and/or FMA-B: Edward Elric (or Ling’s version of Greed)

7. Game of Thrones: Arya Stark

8. Gravity Falls: Mabel

9. Howls Moving Castle: Sophie or Howl

Pretend that was all 10 because I don’t have the capacity to choose favorites from any other shows or books right now please and thank you <3 lol

@quilfish-swan @theykage @thegodsaregay @jewt34 @sasukesun @talknojutzu @usuratonkachiuchiha @kakashishomegirl @kkankuro

#the last one was getting long so i made a new one #tag game #i always run out of ideas towards the end of these lol #do i even know myself?? the answer is no <3 #i added in 8 and 9 like a whole day later than the original post

[comeonharold]

Rules: tag followers you wanna get to know

(the post was getting long so I made a new one)

I was tagged by @lostbunnysblog

Last song:

Last movie: ... I'm not sure if I have watched any movies after we watched the new wonder woman earlier this month, we watched something on Monday but I'm not sure if it was a film or if we ended up just watching TV

Currently watching: the hunting of hill house with a couple of friends, thank god they're watching it with me or I'd die it's scary 😂

Currently reading: Ikääntyminen ja työ but for fiction it's https://archiveofourown.org/works/4342283/chapters/9848528

Currently craving: Sleep, I had to wake up for a school thing today and we watched the show after midnight yesterday and then I couldn't go to bed right after because it was a really scary episode

I'm tagging @thegodsaregay and everyone I usually tag if they want to but I don't feel like bothering them all right now 😂

#ask game

[sasukesbiddies]

Deerfox and Nisse 😊

Deer fox-I don't know of many mythical creatures

Nisse-Just answered!

#ask #thegodsaregay #tw emoji