#the-bi-in-jesus-christ

[fruitynymph]

People STILL ship cockles?

anon jensen ackles just called misha his AND danneel's bf on stage in the year of our lord 2023. i wish i didn't have comprehension skills sometimes but i am still forced to observe

#destiel #dean winchester #misha collins #castiel #jensen ackles #supernatural #dean and cas #destiel is canon #cockles #jesus fucking christ #dean is bi

[nighhtwing]

guys WHAT is going on here ??!??!?!

#games #dc #gotham knights #gotham knights games #dick grayson #photo #tais toi lys #image id in alt text #anon. WHERE are u #bi dick grayson #ok everyone in the tags who seems to think this makes bruce bi as well PLEASE gain some reading comprehension it says the apple doesn’t fall #far from the tree for their flirtatious nature #and that’s coming from someone who thinks bruce fucks men. anyway! #btw stop being biphobic on this post. what the fuck are u all on #jesus christ.

[laurents-secret-diary]

Can we see any of your drawings you may have had for the side characters please??? 👉👈

I only got a couple so far! I think I'm gonna do Nicaise next

#jokaste #aimeric #captive prince #kings rising #caprisun #can you believe damen fumbled a tall evil goddess? i would end myself #OKAY maybe he didnt “fumble” her. maybe it was the evil goddess part that ended it. but. but the loss is there ok. that shit would plague m #she is obviously sporting my headcanony akielon undercut like damen #but can you imagine going from this tall enchanting queen to. to looking down at a weird blue eyed frog with a stick up his ass #bi rights to damen but jesus christ my man #damen literally became the kinda guy that shows you a photo of his aint shit boyfriend on his iphone 5 while you're getting brunch together #and you have to say oh you two look so nice together. even though you cant believe he's letting that dude hit it. #like bro? you ever been to my garden? because i think you're dating one of my fucking gnomes #now onto aimeric. #he is my. he is my little tormented guy. manipulated to hell and back. abandoned. alone yet soulful and full of promise. #he schemes and pretends and KILLS A BUNCHA PEOPLE...... #FUCKS UP JORD FOR LIFEEEEEEEEEE #AND THEN OLLIE OUTS OF EVERYONES LIVES DUE TO IMMEASURABLE GUILT #AND MAKES SURE TO DELIVER THE FINAL KAMEHAMEHA TO JORD WITH THAT LITTLE MESSAGE???? #who does it like him #iconic. show stopping. mesmerising. he is the moment

[hezuart]

Something I was curious about is that you say Hazbin and Helluva don’t follow religious or biblical accuracy, but you seem to forget that it’s not supposed too. It’s Viv’s own spin on biblical things so of course it won’t be biblically accurate.

I’m not trying to be mean or degrade you in anyway I just don’t get why you think it needs to be accurate to religion.)

Because Viv's spin on the religion and its figures is like this

#the entire show's plot is based around religion #Hell- angels- devils- sinning- god #and yet viv says its also ....not based on religion? what? #Adam.. the first human? His design and his entire character plot... absolutely wacky. he talks like a 14 yr old incel and he loves guitar.. #7 layers of hell but humans can only be stuck to the top pride layer? That's missing the point of the rings in the first place #Lucifer king of hell is just a wacky goof who wants to entertain people who is super into rubber duckies? i dont even know what to say #charlie wants to try and get Angel redeemed and into heaven #without acknowledging Heaven's homophobia and sexism that could prevent him from doing so #regardless of changed behavior #if viv wants to establish heaven is corrupted theres plenty of material to use... #but imagine if i said jesus christ was a bi saxophone player who wore a suit and tie and was super into collecting teddy bears #a lot of people would find it offensive #but truly its just so detached from the original material and i cant take it seriously #helluva boss critical

[laismoura-art]

GUYS NOOOOO!

#bilao means dick in portuguese #please guys #for the love of god #CHANGE IT😭😭😭 #nothing against the ship itself #i don't ship it #but i don't mind it #but the name #jesus christ on a motorbike #was kunghan not available?? #was there no Brazilians to warn you??? #kung lao #bi han #bi han x kung lao #bilao #<- WTF?? #sub zero #the post is a joke #sorta

[unnecessarilygrandiose]

I DO??? I REALLY DO???? LIKE AS IN THE WAY YOU CLICKED WITH WITH EDDIE TYPE I DO??? LIKE AS IN I TAKE YOU AS MY LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND TYPE I DO???

#JESUS CHRIST I WILL VOMIT #GIVE ME BI BUCK TOMORROW OR GIVE ME DEATH OMFG #911 SPOILERS #911 ABC #BUDDIE #CAPS TW

[thedailybullshit]

“Hunter’s new design is boring” yeah. That’s. The point.

The generic haircut, the bland sweater. It’s all a baseline for Hunter to set his physical characteristics so that he can figure out who HE is from there.

“But the hair noodle is so distinct to Hunter-” no it isn’t, & it never has been. It’s distinct to CALEB, & that has always been the point. Hunter never wore his hair like that bc HE liked it, he wore it that way bc it reminded Philip of Caleb.

Hunter was never supposed to be Hunter, he was supposed to be a “better version” (BELOS’S OWN WORDS) of Caleb. Hunter’s hair noodle was never a characteristic of his own.

This boy has no part of him that’s his own. He wears Caleb’s face. His body contains Caleb’s bones. His eyes come from being a grimwalker. Entire parts of his personality are built up from trying to please Philip, & the rest of his personality he can’t be sure isn’t left over from Caleb.

Hunter doesn’t know who Hunter is. So he’s trying to figure that out by building from the ground up. There’s only so much he can do about his physical appearance, & fortunately his hair is something under his control. So he gives himself that basic haircut so he can figure it out from there. His hair was never specific to him, so now he can make it that way.

Idk. I don’t see how anyone can be genuinely upset about this w/out severely missing the point.

#in conclusion: I like Hunter’s new hair & I’m happy for him bc clearly he can’t be happy for himself #the owl house #toh #hunter toh #caleb wittebane #philip whittebane #emperor belos #the owl house season three #also not to mention he’s gonna find out that Caleb was a witch hunter & compare that to how much of a menace he used to be to the BI #& while Caleb didn’t end his life that way it certainly makes sense why Hunter wouldn’t want to look at himself & see that #500 #this fandom has no chill bc it’s been less than a full 24 hours & there are 500 notes on a post about a lock of hair #I’m also guilty of having no chill about this show but Jesus Christ y’all #1k

[your-blorbos-are-queer]

jesus from the 2014 jesus christ superstar swedish arena tour is bisexual (canon)

submitted by anonymous

#jesus christ superstar swedish arena tour #jcs #jesus christ superstar #jesus #jesus christ #bisexual #bi #mlm #achillean #bisexual characters #bi characters #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbt+ #lgbtq+ #lgbtqia+ #queer #queer characters #lgbt characters #submission #ask #your blorbos are queer

[normcore-tertiary-character]

Oh my god, THAT'S how they introduce Eddie?! That's gay as fuck. Slow-mo shirtless with sexy music and with someone specifically directing Buck to look at the sexy new guy because he's probably the sexiest guy in the firehouse.

I was already on board because I trust tumblr ships to be a fun ride and to be picking up what's been being laid down but, like, CHRIST

#just Jesus Homosexual Christ #“hey here's a group of women-attracted people talking about a firefighter calendar. Look at Eddie. All of them are a little bi for him” #jesus fuck #911 abc #911 abc liveblog

[oatbugs]

deleted the ask thing bc i think it may have been triggering to some ppl but like . it goes w/o saying if u are biphobic fuck off a cliff thanks !!! ♡

#bi sapphics and lesbians are siblings we r sisters we are lovers i did not think i would encounter this in the yr of our lord 2024 #and this is me mentioning im going on a date w a guy for the first time ever clarifying several times im likely only interested in him #as a friend #jesus christ

[will80sbyers]

"he would be bad bi rep" he's literally me when I was in high school are you saying real bisexual people are bad bi rep too

#byler #mike wheeler #bi mike wheeler #I can't anymore with this fandom Jesus fucking Christ

[best-enemies]

I've reached season 5 on my CSI rewatch and I'm a few episodes past "Swap Meet", where a woman is murdered after attending a swing party with other couples from the neighbourhood. Near the end of the episode there's a moment that made me jump from my seat:

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two cups. He hands her a cup of tea.)

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - BRASS' OFFICE]

Erin Brady: Everybody fantasizes about other people. (She glances at Grissom.)

Even you, Mr. Grissom. A neighbor, a friend ... girl at the office.

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HALLWAY]

(The door opens. Paul Brady walks out of the hallway. Erin Brady walks out into the hallway. Sara is sitting in the hallway chair watching them. She watches as they meet and kiss.)

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two culps. He hands her a cup of tea.)

LIKE!!!!!!!

Right after Erin ends her sentence with 'girl at the office', the first time Sara and Grissom meet again, he brings her tea. This might be an innocent interaction but to me it seemed like a nod to this relationship they have where both are into each other, know about the other's feelings, but can't/won't do anything about it (although Sara has kind of given Grissom an ultimatum). I don't know if it was intentional - I'm guessing it is, because I picked it up immediately. I might or might not have squealed in delight.

#csi #gsr #i'm very Normal about them btw i don't think about them 50 times per day or anything #need to talk more about these two here #because im obsessed about them in a Normal way #sara is like. my dream wife. i totally get grissom being in love with her for years and barely holding it together #i would not though #i'm 1000% sure she's bi. but the writers have been cowards so far #also she and i dress THE SAME. yes i love 2000s clothes so what #i could talk about her forever she's everything to me #and grissom. oh grissom. i also get why she's been in love with him forever #i mean what the FUCK went down in san francisco did they hook up and sex was so good it scared them #and now they have to live with that tension and they're scared of crossing that line #nah i'm guessing with these two they just REALLY clicked. like. they were an instant match and they knew it #but grissom didnt want to lose focus on work or whatever and they lived in separate states you know #but oh my god i totally get sara. grissom is such a silver fox. he's like one of the hottest old men i've ever seen in my life #you know what i 100% get tumblr sexualizing old men it's completely valid i'm in this now too #he has this LOOK. whenever he's angry at a suspect. and he looks angrily at them. i'm chewing on my keyboard just remembering it #and his smirks #AND THE WAY HE LOOKS AT SARA #im losing my mind #i love all of gil grissom but seasons 4-5 jesus fucking christ #ok enough with the sexualizing i love him as a character SO MUCH. he's absolutely fantastic #one of the things i love the most about him is that he doesn't judge people. whenever the team is confused about someone #or this persons' lifestyle #he's always trying to understand them and not judge them #like a true scientist he wants to understand the nature of things and people #and he's such a sweetheart i love him so much #like there are so many things i love about him i can't fit them all in the tags. same for sara #they're a perfect match for me

[riraguma]

Why are radfems like 10x more misogynistic and lesbophobic than the so called "TRAs" that they're up against

#bear noises #the other day i was going through a disturbing radtwit rabbithole #and jesus christ most of the women there were deranged #like VERY deranged #i saw someone say that straight and bi women should die just because they're attracted to men and im just like ☠️ #what ever happened to supporting other women #and also there were an influx of gold star lesbians #why do you care if lesbians used to id as bi or straight in the past?? #what are you?? the lesbian power rangers ☠️☠️ #anyways #radfems fucking suck

[ranwithscissors]

Ngl as a bisexual person, the way Steve’s fanon bisexuality is treated by the Stranger Things fandom is starting to annoy me

#this is a generalization #but Jesus Christ the 80s weren’t the dark ages #bisexuality was well known back then #enough to demonize bi men for spreading aids to ‘poor unsuspecting’ straight women anyway #Freddie Mercury didn’t shake his ass at Live Aid for Steve Harrington to be written as a blushing virgin when it comes to dudes #if I have to read one more fic where Robin needs to give Steve the you can like both talk I’ll eat my goddamn tablet #Steve had his bisexual awakening when Jonathan kicked his ass in that alleyway at the LATEST #the real bi panic is whether to hide half of yourself forever and be unhappy but live a safe comfortable life #or be true to yourself and pursue that happiness at the cost of becoming a pariah #rant over #stanger things #bisexual steve harrington #steddie #harringrove #tagging the ships because you know you’ve seen it in those fics #stonathan

[dumbassacademia]

A tiny rant that no one asked for bc it’s pride month so I can do what I want:

If you advocate for reclaiming slurs and letting people take back words that were used against them for themselves but you also criticize/straight up trash bi people for reclaiming slurs like fag or dyke bc “they haven’t had the same experiences” then you are 1: dumb and 2: an asshole

#slurs #f slur #d slur #reclaiming slurs #reclaimed slurs #bi #bisexual #bi pride #bisexuality #biphobia #and I’m not saying that the experiences Are exactly the same!!! #I know that my experiences are different than a lesbian’s #just like my experiences are different from literally every other person in the world #and I’m also not saying that you have to like slurs at all even if they’re being reclaimed #if you don’t like it then you don’t like it and that’s fine #but if you genuinely want people to reclaim slurs it cannot just be the people who are the same as you #discrimination and hate speech don’t fit into neat little boxes based on exactly what you want #and the fact that the goal posts are always moving for what a bi person is “allowed to do say or feel #is blatantly biphobic #like jesus christ #I’m building myself up to a whole other rant so I’m gonna stop myself here #deep breaths #love you guys #not academia #happy pride

[unnecessarilygrandiose]

'keeping my options fluid' YES YOU ARE MR BISEXUALE

#JESUS CHRIST PLEASE LET THIS BE THE ROAD TO MAKING HIM CANONICALLY BI #I AM PRETENDING IT ISN'T SO AS TO BE PLEASANTLY SURPRISED BUT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #911 abc #911 spoilers