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#the whole comic had that energy and more lmao there were so many i cannot in good consciousness put them in the tags 🤣
akkivee · 3 years
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i successfully purchased and obtained doujinshi from toranoana it’s OVER (for my wallet)
#this is vee speaking#i ain’t have to pay no japanese domestic shipping on top international shipping or nothin!!!!!!!!#just a handling fee!!!!!! that’s what’s up!!!!!!#i bought three doujin all of hipumai of course lol but one hasn’t come in yet since it was originally a preorder#one doujin was just a picture book centered around the theme of baby kuukou pictures and my heart pretty much swelled up 10x its size 🥺#and the other is a gag comic where ramuda sasara and sessou (not one person called kuukou by his name lmao)#were on a mission to be cute and pick up guys but they are in blob chibi form lmao!!!!#the gag that made me want to buy the comic#(besides agreeing with the author that kuukou would totally be into kawaii punk and wanting to support a like minded person but y’know lol)#was where ramuda got them in a mixer with jakurai ichiro and samatoki#but sasara is only interested in one man and that’s rosho so he had absolutely no interest in samatoki lmao#and ramuda tripped and spilled an entire bottle of alcohol into jakurai’s mouth that group date was over lmao!!!!!!#but ichiro passed his number to sessou (kuukou lol) because he’d like to get to know him more!!!#much to sessou’s delight because it was love at first sight!!!!! but in a jealous rage over the group date going that poorly#sasara and ramuda try to take the number from sessou and causes it to rip 😔🙏#the whole comic had that energy and more lmao there were so many i cannot in good consciousness put them in the tags 🤣#lmao but for every gag there was a panel dedicated to samatoki going thru the same thing for no goddamn reason 🤣#samatoki was literally put in this book so we can laugh at him 🤣🤣🤣
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sinkix · 4 years
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Haikyuu!! │Boys reaction to you calling them ‘Daddy’│ Ft. Daichi, Iwaizumi, Kuroo & Kageyama
Okay SO, I took inspo from @animewh0re ‘s  ‘Kuroo Tetsurou x Accidental Daddy HC’  post so big shout out to her ly bb - be sure to give them a follow <3
For this post I picked some of the characters I felt would be more likely to have a daddy kink so their reactions would be the most interesting/comical whether the reader was doing it was intentionally or not. There were some others I had in mind that I may make into a second part. I got a little carried away writing these as you will see lmao, oopsie.
! All characters are 18+ - Contains NSFW content !
My Ko-fi  - Because a caffeinated Kix is a productive one.
Without further ado, enjoy ! ~
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Daichi:
I feel like Daichi low-key already knew he had a daddy kink
Like somewhere deep in that dudes soul he just had a fuckin hunch.
However he never brought it up to you because he didn’t want to make you uncomfortable, being the kind and considerate dude he is.
One night you were both just relaxing and watching a movie, he was tracing his finger along your thigh because let’s face it he is 100% a thigh man.
At some point you began getting restless, so you shifted yourself to face him, propping yourself up against his knee as you leaned down to kiss him, cupping your hands around his cheeks. He grunts in approval, cheekily sliding his hands down to squeeze your ass, using the moment of surprise to slide his tongue in and deepen the kiss. He’s pretty crafty when he wants to be.
After a few minutes you could feel yourself growing impatient, raising the hem of your baggy shirt and grinding your clothed slit against the ridges of his thigh. 
Daichi’s weakness #8 activated, thigh riding.
He drags his palms against your hips, taking control of your vigorous movements and forcing more pressure against your cunt and causing you to whimper. Lowering your head next to his, soft moans grace against the shell of his ear in wisps that send shivers down his spine.
You can sense Daichi’s own dwindling patience as the momentum becomes desperate with the way he’s now hastily grinding your hips down onto him, groaning at the sensation of your juices dripping through the thin fabric and cooling against the skin of his thigh.
All of a sudden a long and breathy “Mhmmm~ daddy” escapes your lips, and this dude is so taken aback.
Snapping your head up to face him, his eyes are glazed over with an intensity enough to make your core tremble, your cheeks flushing at the realisation of what you just blurted out starts to sink in. 
“Fuck, I want to hear you say that again baby.”
Without warning he flips you over and on to the couch, hovering over you as his hips buck against the wetness covering your clothed core, eliciting more moans as he sucks on the tender skin of your neck.
“A-ah daddy...” 
“more.”
His tone was desperate and commanding, only further igniting the pleasure growing between the two of you.
Trailing his hands down to the edge of your underwear and slipping them inside, his fingers find their way to your clit and rub the area in soft, circular motions, sucking harder against the skin of your neck and streeling his tongue along the bruised aftermaths.
“Daddy..”
“Again.”
You didn’t pay any mind to the rest of the movie, and you both had a lot of fun with this new found kink the two of you shared.
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Iwaizumi:
Since Iwa radiates big dom energy and you cannot convince me otherwise, I feel like he is also one that just has a hunch that this is something he’s into.
You already have a hella Dom x Sub relationship sexually so this experimentation was probably long awaited. A slip up no less, and an embarrassing one.
It was a late Friday evening after school, the sun was already long gone yet you were still helping Iwa and Oikawa practise by tossing for them as many times as they requested. How they weren’t already beyond the point of burn out you didn’t know.
Glancing at the wall clock which read ‘8:23pm’, Iwa huffed and rubbed the back of his head. “All right, it’s time to call it a night.” “But Iwa-chaaaann--” Oikawa interjected. “No. Plus, I’m sure (Y/N) is exhausted by now hm?” He whips round to face you and you nod in agreement, eyes hooding from fatigue at the long days events. “Fineee.” Oikawa grumbles, pouting his lips playfully and sending you a wink, rolling your eyes and sticking your tongue out at him in response.
A few minutes later, most of the balls and club equipment are packed away. You’re tossing the last few balls into the basket when Iwa saunters up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist which sends the ball tumbling across the floor. 
“Ah, daddy don’t-” 
silence.
Pure. utter. silence.
The words had escaped from your mouth before you could stop them.
The sound of the ball rolling echoes throughout the room and you can feel Iwa’s entire body tense up while in his hold, hands digging into your hips as he lets out a low grunt. You sheepishly look in Oikawa’s direction, who’s shooting you both a glance as if to say ‘so this what y’all get up to?’ Attempting to stifle his snickers and the sudden light his face has been brightened with.
Little did he know this was the first time you had actually called him that, and it was raging a lustful fire through his body. The body now roughly thrusted up against you.
You had a feeling Iwa would never hear the end of this.
Walking a fine line between pressing against your body and full on grinding, he utters his next few words as abruptly as possible. 
“You can head on out Oikawa, me and (Y/N) will finish up cleaning.”
This only furthers his amusement, the cogs in his head turning as he gives a quick nod, strolling toward the gym doors painstakingly slow as if savouring every last ounce of tension brewing in the air. “Ooookay, have fun, daddy-chan.” The howls of his laughter can be heard even after the doors swing shut, you two stay rigid until his voice fades off in the distance.
“Follow me, now.” 
Without waiting for a response, he grabs you by the wrist and drags you into the storage room, slamming you against the locker, he stares down at you hungrily as his lips crash against yours, hands ravaging every curve of your body. Pulling away, a string of saliva connects as his lips brush against the crook of your neck. “I want you to say that again, little slut.” Snaking into the waistband of your shorts and dragging a digit against your slit, the words flow out effortlessly. “D-daddy please...” 
“Fuck, I’m going to have so much fun with you, kitten.”
And fun with you he did.
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Kuroo:
Y’all are always clowning and pulling some buffoonery on each other so this time you figured you’d kick it up a notch.
Kenma and Kuroo were talking while the rest of the team were doing warm-down stretches after practise. 
Cue operation ‘Make Kuroo squirm’. Commencing stage 1.
Lingering behind Kuroo, you rest your chin on his shoulder and fold your arms around his waist, pulling him in for one of your behind-hugs that he adores.
oh how naive he was.
Swaying lovingly from side to side, you take the opportunity when Kenma looks away. With the most innocent of tones you could muster, you tilt your head upward, dragging your teeth gently against the lobe of his ear, and strike.
“Daaaaddy?”
When I tell you homeboys body freezes up, I mean that shit is like an iceberg that could cause Titanic 2.0
Kuroo whips his head round to face you, wide-eyed and eyebrow cocked as if to say ‘damn you really just went there?’ 
You smile sweetly, fluttering your lashes and feigning an innocence which you know drives him up the wall, a ‘try me bitch’ expression darting in your eyes.
He smirks at this, huffing under his breath so quietly it’s barely audible. 
“You’re so in for it later, kitten.”
You knew this, but it was more than worth seeing him suffer for the time being.
Kenma’s attention is now directed back to Kuroo after watching Lev get tangled in the volley net like a fly done dirty by the Darwin theory.
Commence stage 2.
They continue their conversation, all the while your hand is roaming stealthily under his shirt, trailing along every line, curve and crevice of his abs and pectoral region. 
Kuroo is whipped for the sensation of you feeling him up, he won’t ever admit to it but he caves under your touch.
You feel his posture stiffen as your hands hover above the region of his crotch.
Gotcha.
“What’s wrong, daddy?” Your voice is only loud enough for Kuroo to hear, and judging by the way Kenma looks at him next you can imagine his face is nothing short of priceless.
Pudding head senses something awry with Kuroo because my guy looks well and truly stumped.
“Uh, excuse us a sec.” 
Kuroo without warning flings your body over his shoulder and strolls toward the gyms entrance. You playfully whack his back with your fists and flail your legs, barking at him to let go. The whole team turns their attention to you and laughs.
“Get some (Y/N)! Lev hollers, and the last thing you see is Yaku slapping him up-side the head before the doors close.
Placing you back on your feet, he doesn’t give you a second to adjust before kabe-donning you against the building wall, the rain only further adding to the steamy atmosphere you had created.
Grabbing your wrist and guiding it to his shorts, your fingertips brush against the tent straining against the crimson fabric.
“See how hard you’ve made me princess? I can’t go ahead with the team meeting like this. Be a good slut for daddy and get on your knees, I’ll gladly make a mess of that pretty little face.”
You comply, shivering as the damp grass caresses the skin of your knees.
“You like calling me daddy, huh? That turn my little whore on?” Kuroo grunts, thrusting himself repeatedly into the back of your throat until his balls touch your chin. Tears well in your field of vision and start streaming down your cheeks which he wipes away tenderly. “Well, I’ll make sure you call me that more often.”
10 minutes and a very sore throat later, you both finish up and Kuroo looks more than satisfied, running his fingers through your disheveled hair and marvelling at the mess he made of your makeup.
“Clean yourself up in the restroom princess, I’ll see you back inside and we’ll continue this later. I’m far from done.”
With a sly smirk and a peck on the cheek, he walks back into the gym.
Needless to say he’s definitely going to make you call him daddy from now on, and you got many suggestive stares when you made your embarrassing debut back into the gym.
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Kageyama:
Okay so the thought has probably never crossed Kags mind since his head is filled with like 98% volleyball.
The other 2% being the undying love he has for you. But hey, 2% is still 2%, I’ll take it.
Your sex life was although very satisfying, pretty vanilla. The only time it got really intense was if Kags had a bad day or was bubbling with jealousy, in which case a surprising and un-tamable dom side of him emerges. 
This often made you ponder what would happen if you addressed him under a title with said connotations. The curiosity of how he would react was slowly ebbing away at you.
So one day, being the scheming little shit you are, decided to test the waters.
The day had started off pretty well, it was a Saturday and you were taking a walk around town. 
Kags wanted to grab some snacks so you headed to the store, agreeing to wait outside. 
A few minutes go by and he still hasn’t come out, however the roaming eyes of a guy opposite left you feeling incredibly uneasy.
You shifted in place awkwardly, until he decides to approach you.
Up close he was sleazy, with a menacing glint in his eyes that made you recoil.
Resting his elbow on the wall beside you, he leans in way too close for comfort.
“Hi baby, you’re not with anyone are you? Mind giving me your number?”
His voice was low and threatening, as if daring you to decline his order than was snidely masked as an offer.
Mustering up all the courage you had, you raised your chin and stared up at him defiantly. “No, I have a boyfriend.” 
He chuckles at this, leaning in closer and challenging you further.
“Well, I don’t see him.”
“I’m right here.”
There Kags was, standing outside the entryway to the store, bearing the most livid expression you had ever seen. You’re pretty sure there were flames surrounding his aura.
The guy backs up, letting out a causal whistle before wordlessly turning in the other direction, leaving the two of you alone again at last.
“Tobio wha-”
“Are you okay?”
“Yeah, I’m fi-”
“We’re going home.” 
The walk was silent and you could sense the tension in the surrounding atmosphere.
After opening the door and tossing the bags to the side, Kags pins you against the front door and pulls you in for a fervid make out, intertwining your tongues and fighting for the dominance which he easily obtains.
He runs his hands ravenously over every inch of your upper body, making his way down south until he reaches your underwear, using one hand to grind his digits along your folds while the other fondles your breasts.
Suddenly, you have a lightning bolt moment and decide to put your thoughts to the test.
“Mhmm-..Daddy..”
What you just did flipped a switch on inside Kags he never knew existed.
He pauses for a moment, staring at you with wide eyes and heated cheeks, he actually looks choked up.
“w..what did you just say...?”
“...Daddy?”
At this point he straight up loses it.
Picking you up bridal style, he carries you to the bedroom and bends you over his knee, hastily unbuckling his belt and folding it into a make-shift whip.
“Count each time I spank you, and fucking thank me when you do it.”
Stunned, you nod feebly, still processing this side of him you have never seen before.
whack.
“A-h! One. thank you...”
“Thank you what?”
“Thank you, daddy.”
Kags traces the red mark decorating your ass lovingly with his finger before raising the belt again for a second blow. “You belong to me and only me, I’ll mark up your pretty body beautifully.”
You had belt marks on your rear for over a week and couldn’t walk right the following day lololol.
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spraceaesthetic · 6 years
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The local production of newsies I attended last night
WAS AMAZING. You guys have probably seen my posts freaking out bc Joey Barreiro was in it and it was just as amazing as I expected. Here’s a breakdown of like, everything.
-Santa Fe (Prologue) was sO good! It’s always been my favorite and this version was no exception. At “you could toss that crutch for good!” Jack set aside Crutchie’s crutch and held him at the waist to prop him up (all I could think was “I’m flying jack!!”) and then at “watch me stand, watch me run” Crutchie like slowly looked down at his leg, then grabbed his crutch again and I cRIED.
-Carrying the Banner was so high energy and fantastic
-Race’s cigar actually smoked and that needed its own bullet point bc it’s important
-Morris Delancey had these awesome leather wrist cuffs
-Weasel was 90% angrier and ready to fiGht
-Crutchie was so good??? 90% of his choreo through the whole show was angry hopping and I loved it
-Davey was very anxious and reserved at first
-so was Les, like I really liked how he was a little more reserved. Like you could tell he was still having fun and all but he was definitely raised in the same house as Davey, with the same values which made his character much more realistic and less comic relief which I really liked.
-Pulitzer wore this super cool gray suit with vivid red touches in act one, and all of his assistants had little touches of red which was cool
-Katherine’s costumes were so good. She was wearing red in act one, like Pulitzer, then act two she wore blue (like Jack!) but underneath her dress had this red fabric like she was hiding that she was Pulitzer’s daughter which was ePic
-The World Will Know was incredible! There was this awesome red light and the music was intense and ahhh!! My favorite part was at “we’ve got a ton of rotten fruit and perfect aim” bc Crutchie like winked and then they turned around and threw their paper bags into the wagon and like half of them missed lmao
-in the deli when the guy was handing out water he was so sassy. At “2 cents for a glass of seltzer?! Just give me a water!” he very sassily turned his tray around so the newsie could take the water instead, then handed the seltzer to the newsie next to him who gave this awesome lil shit grin
-Katherine was so good?? Like her voice??? AH!?
-In Seize the Day davey was so good?! Like he started off really scared and faint, and then at “Courage cannot erase our fears” it was like he was realizing that for himself and anyways he took me on a jOURNEY
-Jacks speech to the scabs was really moving, and Les’ “please?” at the end was actually heartbreaking ??
-my friend works backstage as the child supervisor for the kids playing Les and she had said usually papers don’t make it to the second row when they throw them, but she’d tell the Les for that night to throw extra hard bc that’s where I was sitting with some friends and I think he told a bunch of the newsies bc like five landed exactly in our area??! I scream
-My dance teacher played Romeo and he was sO good like his facial expressions and everything. What a great bean. I gasped like really loud when he got whacked by the cop
-Santa Fe actually killed me. Jack was messy sobbing, I was messy sobbing, the final note was so beautiful and it just sOARED and I loved it
-King of New York was zESTY
-Letter from the Refuge like. Destroyed me. Oh my god there’s so many things. In the Newsies Live version, Crutchie is trying to be optimistic and and not break down and is even trying to be a bit funny, but in this one he actually started crying a bit during “where it’s clean and green and pretty” and I was. Mcfreakin wrecked. At “I ain’t slept and my leg still ain’t right” he like rubbed his leg and looked really upset hG. And the very saddest part was instead of boys shushing him before “damn this place” there was a cry of pain from offstage and Crutchie looked so scared oh my god. I was crying. So hard
-aNYWAYS.
-In Watch What Happens (Reprise) Davey and Les had really come out of their shells, like especially Davey, you could really see how excited and dorky he was omg
-Jack was really huggy with Les the whole show it was very cute omg
-I got so zazzed for Brooklyn’s Here, it was sO good! The Spot had some really bitchin tattoos that I want to incorporate into my modern au spot design bc they were so cool
-Something to Believe In. Oh my god. First of all, scREam of frustration that Jack did after he kissed Katherine was priceless
-then Joey Barreiro did this AWESOME riff at “aND IF IM GONE TOMORROW” like all my friends and I clutched at each other like little old ladies in shock lmao
-skipping a little bc this is so long already, but at the end when Crutchie came back Jack gave him this huge hug and it made me feel so fulfilled bc it’s not in newsies live. Like I feel resolved, I can move on with my life now
-at curtain call my friends and I were the only ones standing in our section but it’s okay bc we were so excited
-we were like screaming and all the people around us were really old and kept giving us dirty looks it was great
-my friend got the cast to sign a poster for me bc it was my birthday and???? I’m shook??!
-conclusion: I loved it, it was incredible, I’m deceased
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eldritchsurveys · 4 years
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876.
5k Survey IV
151. What is louder and more annoying: 200 adults talking or one four-year-old screaming? >> I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard 200 adults talking at one time. Regardless, I’m sensory-defensive, so many things register as the same level of “too loud” for me. Both of these things would be simply “too loud”. 152. Do you believe the stories about planes, boats and people mysteriously disappearing into the Bermuda triangle? >> I find them vaguely interesting. I liked the X-Files episode about it, Gillian Anderson’s character (it wasn’t Scully, technically...) was excellent in it lol. 153. Who are you the most jealous of? >> I don’t know, I’ve never thought about it. 154. What is the happiest way you can start your day? >> In an Inworld cuddle pile. 155. Do you ever have moments where you feel like everything is all right in the world? >> Occasionally.
156. Who thinks that you are offensive? >> I don’t know who thinks I’m offensive. It’s not like people go out of their way to tell me that or anything. 157. If you had to teach a class in something, what would you be able to teach people? >> I’d rather not. I greatly prefer being a student, anyway. 158. Have you ever had a spiritual experience (an experience that cannot be explained by science)? >> I’m sure science could contrive a reasonable enough explanation for the things I experience (and if it can’t now, it probably will eventually). Regardless, I prefer my explanations, and I’ll stick to them. 159. Do you believe that this experience was truly mystical or do you think there is some scientific explanation for it, only you don’t know what it is? >> An experience being explained in a scientific fashion doesn’t prevent it from being mystical. There are plenty of mystical experiences that science has an explanation for, after all, but the people involved in those experiences keep their own counsel. I think both a mystical explanation and a scientific explanation can exist comfortably side-by-side in my brain; they’re both useful for different reasons, particularly when it comes to communicating the experience to others (I wouldn’t use a mystical explanation when speaking to a hard materialist, for example, because, like... what would be the point...?). 160. Do you get offended easily? >> I wouldn’t say that, no. But I tend to be automatically distrustful of people who seem to go out of their way to be “offensive”. Just because whatever they’re saying doesn’t directly hurt me doesn’t mean I want to hang out with someone who says the kinds of things they say. 161. Would you still love and stay with your significant other if he or she had to have a breast or testicle removed? >> I can’t imagine being affected by that sort of thing at all. 162. Do you believe in fate or free will? >> I don’t care to choose a side. I think the discourse around it is interesting. 163. Do you believe that only boring people get bored? >> Of course not. That’s a rude (and, of course, entirely inaccurate, but mostly rude) thing to say. 164. Can life change or are we all stuck in vain? >> What does this even mean? 165. What changes are you afraid of? >> The kind that cause me pain. 166. Are you a day person or nocturnal? >> I prefer to be awake in the daylight and asleep at night. 167. What one CD could you listen to for an entire week (no mixed CD’s, it must be an album)? >> Why would I even have to do this anymore? It’s 2020. 168. Which is worse, working in retail, food service, or an office? >> For me, all of them are equally bad. Well, okay, maybe food service is worse because there’s the added layer of having to handle food and be around mucky gross things. 169. What’s the coolest job you ever had? >> Manning merch tables at local shows. 170. What is one central idea that your thoughts seem to come back to? >> There is no central idea...? I’m not sure how one even determines this. 171. Have you ever wanted to be an actor/tress? >> I was one in Inworld’s first iteration, when I was physically a child. But I have never really had interest in being one in this world. 172. If you had the power to control one person and make this person do anything you wanted for a whole day, who would you pick and what would they do? >> Total power exchange is totally not my scene, I’d get bored of it way too easily. I could absolutely see myself snapping, “make a fucking decision for yourself for once” after like an hour or two, lmao. 173. What star sign are you and what is your sign like? >> Gemini. I’m not going to go into an explanation of Gemini’s commonly-recognised traits, Google can take care of that for you. 174. Did the Blair Witch Project scare you? >> I haven’t seen it. The new Blair Witch game looked vaguely interesting. 175. Are you in constant fear of death? >> Not constant. I did spend about a year or so like that, recently. It sucked pretty bad. 176. Does fear of death keep you from building a life? >> No. Sometimes I get that bone-deep “what’s the point” feeling, but like... that feeling will just have to exist on its own while I go ahead and keep doing stuff. I can’t give in to that. 177. Do you like all your movies to be in wide-screen? >> I’m not sure what the alternative is, or what the difference is or whatever. 178. Are you a fan of any comic books? >> Sure. 179. At what age did you attend your first funeral? >> I don’t remember. I vaguely recall one happening when I was young, but I have no idea what exact age I was. 180. What do you smell like (lotion, cologne, sweat)? >> Just... like, a person. I showered this morning, but the fragrances from soap and lotion don’t linger very long, and it hasn’t been long enough for me to start smelling like sweat or anything. So I’m somewhere in the middle. 181. What are your greatest sources for wisdom? >> Oh, you know. People. 182. When you were little, where did your parents tell you babies come from? >> My father never had that discussion with me, I figured it out from reading books. 183. What is your favorite band? >> I don’t have one. 184. What’s the best cheesy 80’s song? >> Come On Eileen. /picks one at random 185. What’s the best kind of movie to see on a date? >> I’m not the person to ask. 186. Do you like to sit in the front, middle or back of the Movie Theater? >> Back, absolutely. And woe unto the people who have the same idea and try to sit near me. 187. Have you ever been inside an abandoned building? >> Yeah. 188. Under what circumstances would you agree to work for free? >> The circumstances where I really just want to do whatever-it-is and it isn’t too intensive, I guess. And where I feel like my work is valued in some other way if not financially. 189. Candles or strobe lights? >> Candles. Although sometimes in a dark area, a candle flame dancing around on the wick will have a kind of strobe-y effect, and I hate it. 190. Do you think the Lord of the Rings movies are true to the books or did Hollywood change the story too much? >> I don’t know, I didn’t read the book. 191. When you see a stranger on the street does your first reaction lean towards thinking of this person as a potential friend or as a potential threat? >> I don’t think of them as a potential anything.  192. Is it natural for human beings to fear and distrust each other, or is it cultural? >> Obviously it’s cultural, or every human being in every society on earth would fear and distrust everyone else with or without cause... which... is not the case... 193. What do you really want to buy? >> Nothing. I don’t have the money to buy anything right now, anyway. 194. You have to choose. Would you be happier marrying someone rich for their money or living in the streets and subway tunnels with someone you love? >> God, do I hate this question. First of all, neither money nor love are “everything”, but “love” is work, not some kind of magic bubbly gushy feeling that happens no matter what, and that work starts to take a backseat when all one’s energy is devoted to simply surviving from day to day. How do I know? Take a wild guess. Second of all, the question doesn’t take into account whether you can also love someone you’ve married for the sake of financial security. (Spoiler: remember, love is action and will and intent, not magic, so yeah, you can.) Third of all, can I stress that there’s nothing fucking romantic and movie-like about being homeless? Because sometimes I feel like people imagine “we’ll share a cardboard box and be free of the shackles of modern society <3″ or some shit and meanwhile I’ve seen homeless couples, many homeless couples. I’ve been homeless couples. It sucks. That’s the end of the story. It sucks. (There’s probably similar romantic notions about marrying some tycoon and being a kept lady/boy, or whatever, which do not at all measure up to the reality. I’m sure a lot of people end up abused and neglected and miserable in their gilded-cage master bedrooms, afterwards. But since that’s not my experience, it wasn’t the focus of my fathomless ire with this question, lol.) 195. If someone wanted to understand you what book could they read that would help? >> That’s not going to happen. 196. Do you think it’s odd that Americans have freedom of religion and yet call themselves ‘one nation under god’? >> I don’t think it’s odd because I’m pretty used to how the United States works in that respect. I know it operates under conservative, Christian hegemony while playing the role of secular, progressive Western nation on the outside.
197. In what sense are you a minority? >> I’m Black, disabled/neuro-atypical, socially considered female, trans, and queer. I think that covers it. 198. Are you anti social? >> No. I have a few asocial behaviours and inclinations, but I’m not anti-social. 199. Do you photograph well? >> Sometimes. Not often, in my opinion. 200. Do you think that human beings would survive through a nuclear winter? >> I don’t know. I’m not knowledgeable enough about either human biology (and psychology) or the specifics of nuclear winter to say.
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