#the way the show lives in their boneS OH MY GODDD
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Can I request general hcs for Wukong and Red Son crushing on a reader who uses a female reader?
little crushes
— wukong & red son x fem!reader
yessir, yesSIR !! apologies if red son is ooc, still not confident in writing his character <//3
;; romantic, no warnings.
WUKONG
- he is in DENIAL at first.
- he's found people attractive before, sure, but he's never had a crush on someone.
- doesn't know how to act, and may distance himself in an act of rash panic—he's scared of losing you as a friend, or getting too close and dealing with the loss of a mortal loved one.
- once he starts coming to terms with the fact that he likes you, he's scared.
- scared that getting too close to you will have you in danger of people that he regrets messing with, scared of eventually losing you and dealing with that pain, scared that you don't like him back.
- thankfully, he only really gets lost in these thoughts when he's alone.
- around you, he'll be a lot more touchy than he already is.
- loves wrapping an arm around your shoulders, or picking you up on his somersault cloud.
- if you're around when the Spider Queen attacks, or the Demon Bull King goes on a rampage, he's hauling your ass to safety.
- but when its more calm, and he has nothing else to do, theres a good chance that he'll drop by your house to freeload off of your snacks—definitely not because he desperately wants to spend more time with you.
- we all know that this monkey is LAZY, so he will be laying across your couch, packet of chips in hand, watching a movie based off his self, and living his best life while you're sitting there like,,, 'man? don't you have humanity-saving to do?'
- MK will absolutely notice how clingy his mentor is to you, and will not be ashamed to bring it up during one of his training lessons.
- Wukong will deny everything he says with an obvious blush across his face.
- but the young successor will try his best to play wingman, but he's not exactly subtle about it.
- cue him slyly walking up to you, like, "so, uh... what're your thoughts on Monkey King? brave, cool, handsome guy, right?"
- he will probably be the reason you two ever get to together, he'll accidentally end up confessing FOR Wukong.
- this monkey is so obvious, no one understands how you DON'T realise his crush on you.
- the way his face turns red when you wear a dress for a fancy occasion, or when he tells a joke and that harmonious laugh you have captures his heart.
- he will do ANYTHING to keep a smile on your face.
- unintentionally uses pet names on you, "hey, peaches—" "what did you call me?" "uh, n-nothing, nothing."
- if you let him, he'll love playing with your hair and styling it.
- human hair feels so different to monkey hair, it feels more fragile and delicate, soft and silky—plus, it smells nice.
- you get bonus points if your shampoo/conditioner is fruit scented, you'll catch him sniffing your hair and holding himself back from rubbing his face in it.
- please brush his hair, too, he'll fall more in love with you since its common for monkey's to show affection by picking through each others hair.
- he gets a little protective sometimes, as once certain demons realise his feelings for you, you'll become a target of kidnapping and being used as bait for their attempts at attacking the Monkey King.
- but, since you two haven't acknowledged your feelings for each other, you aren't as protected as you would be if you were his outright girlfriend.
- so enemies like the Spider Queen or the Lady Bone Demon, possibly even Macaque at one point, would definitely take their chances in taking you in their grasps to get a one-up on Wukong.
- and its probably during one of these moments, after he saves you, that he'll properly confess how he doesn't want to lose you because he loves you :))
RED SON
- this spicy boy—oh my goddd.
- immediately assumes he doesn't like you.
- thinks his crush on you is a feeling of annoyance, it will take him a while to realise its quite the opposite.
- since he thinks he 'hates' you, he'll spend a lot of time bickering back and forth with you, uselessly throwing insults around.
- its not until he doesn't see you for a while, whether its because he's busy with a project, or you've taken some sort of vacation, that he realises he misses his interactions with you, that he misses you.
- he'll be a lot nicer to you afterwards, which gives you a bit of whiplash.
- i feel like he'd be the type to buy you gifts and nice things, like he'd anonymously drop a pretty red dress off at your doorstep, or he'd give you a necklace claiming he just "happened to find it, and thought that it complimented your eyes".
- way to not be obvious, red boy.
- but he'd still playfully argue with you, he just wouldn't outright insult you as much.
- if you're friends with MK and go on his adventures with him, whenever Red Son goes to insult that group as a whole, he'll be like, "you guys are all insolent peasants... except you".
- i reckon he'd be reluctant to tell his parents about his feelings, and probably has a hard time on himself, thinking that he should've fallen in love with another demon, powerful enough to assist his family.
- but he forgets about those worries when he's around you <3
- when neither of you are busy, he just 'so happens to be in the same place as you, at the same time', an excuse he uses too many times for it to be a coincidence.
- you're out in the markets, just wandering around? he was in the middle of shopping there, himself!
- taking a stroll in the park? oh, he had just taken a step outside to clear his mind!
- at Pigsy's Noodles? he was on his way to conduct an 'evil plan' on Monkey King's successor!
- during the Spider Queen's attack, when the Demon Bull King was possessed by the Lady Bone Demon, he might come to you for comfort at first.
- definitely focuses on keeping you safe, though—no way in hell is he letting you be turned into a spider.
- you're definitely one of the very few people who help him with his temper.
- he doesn't lose it as quickly around you, instead, finding you rather calming, and often seeks you out when MK has gotten him particularly annoyed, or if his parents have upset him.
- will shy away from your physical touch, but deep down he does kind of crave it.
- is the type to blush if you brush hands walking past each other, or if your fingers touch when passing him an object.
- and my god—if anyone dared to flirt with you or look at you a little too non-platonically... he'd go off at them, yelling at them to respect a lady such as yourself, calling them a peasant for their advances on you, etc.
- and you're standing there like,, 'all he did was compliment my dress and wink at me'.
- if anything, you'll probably have to be the one to confess to him that you love him, but i can see him confessing his love after some pushing from other people ahem, MK, ahem...
- he'd act like it was a proposal, getting down on one knee or something <//3
- i said it before and i'll say it again, his love languages are gift giving and acts of service!!!
- expect plenty of gifts (probably more expensive ones, too), and inventions that will either, 1.) look really cool, or 2.) protect you in some way.
#lmk#lego monkie kid#red son#sun wukong#monkey king#red son x reader#sun wukong x reader#monkey king x reader#— fawns fics#romantic#headcanons
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TAZ:G NOTES, EPISODE 28
LETS FUCKIGN GOOOOO EVERYONE ON MY DASH IS SAYING THE THUNDERMEN ARE GONNA DISMANTLE CAPITALISM AND I AM H E R E FOR THIS.
OH THE INTRO MUSIC FUCK YES WE’RE IN IT NOW!!!! THIS IS AN EPISODE ALRIGHT WE’RE STARTING SO STRONG.
OH SHIT the order/chaos concept is SO goddamn cool i’ll never get over this i love u travis mcelroy
[most of the content under the cut, because spoilers!!]
I MADE A PARENT TRAP REFERENCE OUT LOUD TO MYSELF AND NEARLY CHOKED WHEN ARGO DID TOOSDKFJ
WHJFGHJH . ARGO JUST SAYING THAT THEYRE GONNA KILL CHAOS. haha chicanery. BUT GOD MAPLEKEENE PLAYIN THAT OFF.
travis’s order monologue sounds suspiciously relevant to modern situations wouldn’t u say… hmm…. so is the firbolgs econocmics lesson. ALL THE METAPHORS IN HERE ARE SO STRONG. THANKS TRAVIS. FUCK CAPITALISM.
OH THE MUSIC. griffins so good at bringing the ambience to the words they speak… i hate capitalism fuck it UP. i love this so much,, yes order,, show them just how unjust the system is… crush it to pieces…
im still 100% obsessed with how they’re resconstructing the labels of hero and villain and good and evil. the heroes are just bootlickers who want money and often by extension power, the villains are the ones wronged by the system who more often than not are doing their work from the heart. i also really love the focus on fitzroy being a villain especially when he said he’d help the firbolg of course and order replied. “yes. fitzroy the villain.” like that HITS. god its so well thought out i love this campaign not just because of the setting but the MESSAGE they are getting across so clearly.
“this system is like bone that has healed crooked, and the only way to fix it is to break it again.” GOD THIS. THISTHISTHIS THIS FUCKS SO HARD THIS IS SUCH A GORGEOUS METAPHOR.
FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. SORRY FOR CRYING BECAUSE THIS ISN’T SAD BUT. KINNIE MOMENT. STOP PSYCHOANALYZING FITZROY GET OUT OF MY BRAIN ORDER.
hey uhhhhh order idk if this is a good thing it sure doesn’t sound like one
GOD THE THUNDER KING THE KRAKEN AND THE FIRBOLG WELCOMED HOME. THIS FUCKS ME UP SO BAD.
FITZROYS RIGHT THIS IS LIKE A TROLLEY PROBLEM BUT THE ANSWER IS A CONSTRUCT. AGAINST THEM. anyway yeah firbolg go off.
order sucks because all the shit they say about the system being shitty and not caring about who lives or dies is true. but is changing it worth making SURE that people die!?!!? man when i grow up and become sir fitzroy maplecourt, knight (in absentia) to the realm of goodcastle(?) i cant WAIT to have to make these awful choices its gonna suck so bad.
i like fitzroy because he just goes and says all the things that are inside my little ol brain just like that!!!!
these metaphors all fuck really hard.
i find so much comfort in the thundermen they make me so happy i love watching them grow.
OH GOD OH FUCK WHATS HAPPENING OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO OH GOD OH FUCK OH NO OH NO OH GOD DID THEY JUST. S H R E D SNIPPERS.
O R D E R. FUCK U ORDER. FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART FUCK U. WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING ORDER. WHAT THE FUCK. THE ENTIRE CHASM. FUCK.
this episode goes CRAZY hard i sure do need an ad break, for my mental sanity i think.
i’ve vibed harder with the graduation music than i’ve vibed with anything else in my life.
IS ARGO A GAMER. HE PLAYS CHEST. GOD THEYRE SO FUCKIGN FUNNY.
they will find another hero. they will find another villain. these r all such obvious straightforward lines but they hit regardless.
THHHE MUSIC I LOVE MUSIC AND LISTENING TO NOISES
PROFESSIONAL SPORTSJFNDFJKS ARGONAUT KEENE… *KISSES YOU* I LOVE U ARGONAUT.
LETS DESTROY THE FUCKING ECONOMY LETS FUCKIN K I L L CAPITALISM. I LOVE IT HERE SOMETIMES. LETS DESTROY THE SYSTEM BOYS!!!!FUCK UP THE HEROIC OVERSIGHT GUILD. FUCK IT UP. LETS FUCK UP THE oh god firbolg why would u say that i am broken and in pain now… the second home he’ll lose…. realize soon that ur home is the people ur with bud…. oh i am in so much pain.
GODDD THE FIRBOLGS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT MAKES ME INSANELY HAPPY.
four months to destroy capitalism. *checks my gay little watch* yeah we’ve got this in the bag.
im not gonna fuckign talk about my views of the world on tumblr i dont have a death wish but ufhghfsdkfnd theres so much to CONSIDER about how they should go about doing this
FITZROY UR A WILD BOY!!!!! I LOVE U.
WJNDNFNDSNSDJFK THE MUSICCCCC I LOVE THIS I LOVE HOW EXCITED THE FIRBOLG SOUNDS.
THE BUILD UP OF THE MUSIC. ARGO KEEP TALKING. OH THIS IS AMAZING.
THE FUCKING ELECTRIC GUITAR THAT KICKED IN WHEN ARGO GOT EXCITED. FUCKKKKKK Y E S. OH I AM INCREDIBLY HAPPY. THIS SOUNDTRACK IS GONNA BE ON LOOP IN MY BRAIN FOREVERMORE.
I LOVE GRADUATION. FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH BALANCE NOW GRADUATION IS MY BEST FRIEND. FUCK OUTTA HERE THE BOYS ARE EN ROUTE TO DISMANTLING CAPITALISM. THIS EPISODE HAS BROUGHT ME INSANE AMOUNTS OF JOY COMPARED TO THE PAIN I FELT LAST EPISODE. THE BBEG IS FUCKIGN. CAPITALISM. IM RIOTING LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOO
p.s. if my darling son snippers doesn’t come back i will be BEYOND inconsolable
#taz#taz graduation spoilers#taz grad#taz g#taz graduation#taz grad spoilers#the adventure zone#the adventure zone graduation#taz episode 28#sir fitzroy maplecourt#fitzroy maplecourt#argonaut keene#argo keene#master firbolg#the firbolg#taz notes by krys#krys talks
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Spoiler-ish: Oh God, oh God, I just finished The Untamed... The last minute... I felt Wei Ying smile deep in my bones. I was like: oh, that's it? That's it? And then... Wei Ying (!!!). Goddd. I haven't felt this way since I watched TWS and read The Song of Achilles for the first time. I wish there was more, but, honestly... It's just because I miss them. What I'm going to do with my life now? 🤧
Lol IKR?
Have you discovered the special edition? It’s the show split up into 20 episodes, with some longer wangxian scenes, some shorter.
The best part, for me, is that whoever in WETV released the last part completely rearranged the ending.
That is, in the special edition, the last scene is the scene in Cloud Recesses, with them standing together in front of the waterfall (after their own music video moment).
WWX: Lan Zhan, to be honest, I never thought you would step in as [his excellency] Chief Cultivator.
LWJ: We took an oath here. [flashback to the time they made and released lanterns together - WWX is heard reciting the oath, and LWJ repeats it] I swear I will eliminate traitors and help the weak all my life.
WWX: That’s so like you, Hanguang Jun (holder of light; noble character)!
LWJ: That’s so like you, Wei Ying.
Wei Ying: BIG GRIN! Lan Zhan: tiny smile!
Camera pulls out in reverse zoom, showing them standing side by side in front of a waterfall, cut to black, thank you to the author.
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I love both endings! I can like two things! But the special edition one is the one I really wanted to see, WWX settling down at Cloud Recesses, with the husband and the kid and the bunnies!
I can’t help you with the moving on, I’m afraid - there’s two spin-off movies, The Living Dead (featuring Wen Ning and Sizhui) and Fatal Journey (Nie brothers), which I will one day analyse and comment on, because I feel there were quite a few missed opportunities, especially re. the second one.
There’s another BL novel being filmed soon, by a different author, but I don’t know if anything will grab me like MDZS/The Untamed did.
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Failed Step 1 (And 2 (And 3))
Chapter 21: The Belles of the Ball?
‘The worst part, of course, is that everybody there is so absolutely consumed by what everyone else thinks of them that they don’t have any fun; seriously, watch the dancing. Some of those songs were honestly pretty dance-worthy, but what did they do? They did, like, ballroom dancing, for everything. I swear to you, I could have krumped to a handful of those songs, and truth be told, I have.
But you all clicked here for the title, not for me to talk about my dancing.’
It was just after 2 when Chloe staggered into her room, and that was AM.
Normally, after getting home, she’d have pulled out her phone, scrolled through whatever feeds sounded worthwhile, and just generally relaxed.
Tonight, though, she fell directly onto her bed, not bothering to change into pajamas, and, for that matter, not even bothering to wrap the blankets around herself.
From how bone tired she was, she’d have expected to pass out instantly, but…
Her mind was still living two hours in the past.
She’d won.
Kagami had practically admitted it, and…
And…
Chloe squeezed her eyes shut, as if to dispel the thought that had softly appeared in her mind.
And she had been leaning forward to… whisper something in her ear…
And, apparently, she hadn’t decided which ear to whisper it in.
That had to be… That had to be what had happened.
Chloe groaned, rolling onto her back.
She’d have known it was true, if that Akuma hadn’t…
Her fists clenched at her side.
Excuse you, Hawkmoth, she had been in the middle of winning? She’d been having the best night of her life, and then, just as she’d been about to… About to laugh off Kagami’s comeback, a giant monster had shown up.
Yes, of course, Chat Noir had almost instantly been on the scene, and Ladybug had followed a minute or two later, but…
The whole thing left a bad taste in her mouth, and the only way to wash it out…
Chloe crumpled in on herself, holding her head in her hands.
“Shut up.”
Obviously, she was tired, and that was messing with her brain.
She needed…
She reached down, and pulled out her phone.
This.
She could bask in her glory tomorrow, when her mind had stopped being insane.
She unlocked her phone, and…
Where to go?
30-some notifications in her texts?
She tapped.
‘RL: oh my goddd
RL: guys you’ve got to see this
RL: its amazing!!!!!’
She scrolled.
‘RL: Chloe’s dancing with Kagami!!
RL: They look so cute!’
She recoiled as if stung, and closed the app.
Shut up, Rose.
Okay, no, she had… some news apps?
She tapped the icon.
‘Akuma ‘Moonlighter’ attacks new year’s ball at midnight!’
That was more like-
Her eyes caught on the next article down, and…
‘The Belles of the Ball?’
Next to the title, there was an image of her, with… Kagami… And, the moment they’d taken the pictures, the raw fury wasn’t coming through properly, which made it look like…
Well… There had been an Akuma, right? Surely, whatever rumors they’d managed to spin, they’d be lost in the excitement of an attack, right?
Even as she thought it, Chloe knew that it was too much to hope.
She tried to hit the back button on her phone, but when she looked back down-
‘The New Year’s Ball is boring.
Why? Imagine taking a 20-minute fashion show, and some mediocre dancing, and making that the entirety of your excitement for a full five hours. That’s the ball in a nutshell.’
Chloe involuntarily let out a tiny laugh, and… What the hell, she needed to know what she was up against.
‘The worst part, of course, is that everybody there is so absolutely consumed by what everyone else thinks of them that they don’t have any fun; seriously, watch the dancing. Some of those songs were honestly pretty dance-worthy, but what did they do? They did, like, ballroom dancing, for everything. I swear to you, I could have krumped to a handful of those songs, and truth be told, I have.
But you all clicked here for the title, not for me to talk about my dancing.’
There was that same picture, and Chloe grimaced, but… She hadn’t gotten to the point, yet.
‘I’m pretty sure everyone recognizes Chloe Bourgeois at this point; if the mayor isn’t talking about her, she’s making a name for herself as the girl who has the most verified Akumas attributed to her (as well as being Queen Bee). The other girl is Kagami Tsurugi, who has not made as much of a name for herself. Really, the only information I could dig up, was that she’s a world-class fencer, and that she was the Akuma ‘Riposte.’ (Thank you @SunFlowers for your comment telling us her name)
There are links to the videos below, but for those of you with awful internet, let me explain:
The ball was going as boring as ever, and then these two show up. The short version is, they’ve got ridiculous chemistry. I’m talking mentos in soda kinds of chemistry. I’m talking thermite chemistry. I’m talking ‘I’ve never danced with someone like that’ kind of chemistry. Hell, I’m talking ‘I’m not sure I’d survive dancing with someone like that’ kind of chemistry.’
Chloe grimaced.
She had kind of wanted to show off her dancing skills, but she really hadn’t considered this as an outcome.
‘Now, there’s a pretty obvious conclusion to draw, here, and I’m just gonna come out and say it; they’ve got to be together. If you look at the video at exactly midnight, I defy you to look at Kagami, and tell me that she wasn’t about to kiss Chloe.
Honestly? I’m conflicted, because I’ve never been a big fan of Chloe, but the whole video was pretty-‘
Shut up.
Chloe backed out of the article, and…
And what? What was she supposed to do?
She’d won her fight, and all that had happened was that people had come to the utterly ridiculous conclusion that she and Kagami were… Together?
The idea made her sick, literally seeming to twist her stomach, making her shiver.
Good grief, just imagine it.
No. No, that hadn’t been a command, that hadn’t-
Chloe swore aloud, trying to jerk away from the image in her head.
She didn’t want- No! No, that wasn’t- If real Kagami ever saw the version that had just shown up in Chloe’s head she’d… Probably actually laugh at her, and Chloe-
Chloe really needed to fall asleep, because right now, the idea of Kagami laughing at her didn’t even sound that bad.
She needed to sleep.
She needed to sleep, and wake up in the morning, and she’d be able to laugh at how ridiculous the thoughts burning in her head had been, and she’d be able to calmly and coolly plan her next move and above all she wouldn’t have the absolute delusion that Kagami had somehow turned out to actually be her girlfriend.
At this point, it felt like an eternity ago, but Chloe had thought, back at the ball, that it was going to be a long night.
She’d been right.
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in honor of last night having been my last ever shift dishwashing at the same restaurant i’ve been at for the past four years here’s an absurdly long list of random chaotic moments that literally no one asked for that i’ve been compiling since day one:
bj, with a half full gallon of orange juice: this expired two months ago. *pours down drain* that was a long time ago
sam: YOU! I HAVE A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!! *carries on normally with no explanation*
bj: smack that! that too! smack those vegetables! punch that burger in the nose! chop that bun!
bob: no, flick the bun. you have to flick it.
*bad and boujee playing*
bj: walks into kitchen, singing
bj: you better know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run
bj: walks out of kitchen, still singing
me: hey can you put the wet floor sign out for me
dylan: sure
dylan: *slips while putting the sign out*
me:
sam: get this- i haven’t smoked pot in like three days and my brain is ready to roll! yeah!
joe: ha! oldest trick in the book i just started writing
dude @bar: ten percent of people are over 6'1"
other dude: what about 6'2"
dude 1: what? no. ten percent of people are OVER 6'1" - so that includes 6'2"
dude 2: idk I know a lot of tall guys. taller than me
dude 1: what? i’m saying- just- ten percent of everyone in the whole world- you know how many people there are in the world? 7 billion–
dude 2: i thought it was six billion
dude 1: no, 7 billion- ten percent of 7 billion—
joe, digging through the trash: i’m just gonna peruse through here,, aaaaannnd….. nope not here
me: what’re u looking for
Joe: …..a book
didi: is eating a pistachio
katherine: is that sour cream
sam: some dirty whorebag wants two pickles
joe: sam she am. that’s right. dr seuss wrote a book about her
katherine: oh my goddd this song is always on i’m so tired of it
joe: is it? i don’t think i’ve heard it before
carolyn: eh it’s all just one long brazilian song to me
katherine: look at my straw i put it in the pencil sharpener
sam: i’m on crack cocaine. you heard it here
sam, aggressively putting silverware in the tray: just the way the cookie crumbles
me: yeah?
sam, fake crying: yes
adele: if you’re ready-
sam: what if I’m not
bob: too bad. she only cares if she’s ready
something: *breaks*
sam: time for the mop. and by mop i mean… this thing *holds up dustpan*
mike: you should go on junior master chef…. and only make fries
sam, quietly as she speedwalks by me: panic panic panic panic panic panic panic panic
sam, beginning of the night: my goal is to make at least forty bucks tonight. hopefully sixty
sam, later that night: i’ve made five dollars
sam, pouring a drink into the trash right next to the sink: you know, im not sure why i poured that in the trash. i’ve had a very off day
katherine, after accidentally spraying salsa on herself: i just sprayed salsa all over myself
bj: i feel like that too sometimes. i love salsa so much
sam: can you imagine if i did like hardcore drugs how messed up i would be- i’m messed up soberly
someone: what’re you supposed to feed twenty kids
kerry: pizza
bj: vodka
sam: will you let bob know there’s gonna be seven in the snug
bj: seven in the snug? that’s my band name. we’re really good
edson: *spins cover on counter and stares at it for solid thirty seconds before putting his finger down to stop it*
edson: good.
sam: what should i draw
bj: you should draw casey, hanging from a cliff, with a pterodactyl flying towards them who is on fire, but, seems optimistic about it
bj: life is too short for low fat cheese. remember that.
sam, beginning of night, in a really good mood: guess what i’m drunk and high right now
sam, later that night: i was just pouring a beer and i dropped it. like my hand just let go of it
sam, end of night: i’m never doing this again
joe: you know who didn’t clock out yet?? i have two thumbs!
joe: ……wait
joe: you know who has two thumbs and hasn’t clocked out yet?? this guy!!
me: there ya go buddy
bob: i’ve slept fifteen hours in the past four days
me: that’s not good
bob: yeah
edson: look
edson: *holds out hand with top spinning in his palm* *giggles*
sam: i cannot wait for this day to be over
me: it’s barely started
sam: i took a shot before i got here. i have more in my car
bob: hi sam
sam: hi bob
didi: hi sam
sam: fuck off
joe: her? oh yeah her name is sarah whitaker
katherine: oh i think i know her
joe: that’s funny because i just made that up. i’m willing to bet money that she’s nineteen tho
me: why
joe: bc i overheard her say that she’s nineteen
joe: i’m gonna send you a video but you can’t watch it now it’s needs full attention with headphones and the lights off
bj: if you lose your hand, don’t replace it with a fork. that would be a bad choice. i know it’s probably the cheapest option, right up there with stick, but just spend the money.
bj, on a different day: i think if you were to get your hands cut off, getting them replaced with plates would be a very bad idea. you can dig. and you can toss. but that’s about it. no playing the saxophone.
colby: *doesn’t show up to work*
bj: maybe i should leave him a message of just me crying
katherine: i think an old man just asked me to live with him
sam: wait *pulls celery strings out of her mouth* that just came out of my throat
bob: i’m such a grump tonight. i’m in a good mood i’m just so grumpy.
bob: maybe i’m not in a good mood…
bj, after sending christa downstairs to get liquor for the bar: i put a live cobra down there too so… if she comes back with it dead in her hands…. she’s a champ. and that’s that.
bj: i had a dog today did you have a dog?
me: no
bj: oh. well.
dylan, holding phone camera at joe: hey joe can you pull ur shirt down
joe, pulling the collar of his shirt halfway down his chest: yeah like this?
dylan, taking picture: yeah thanks
bj: HI-YAH
carley: you’re a ninja!!
bj: yes. don’t be alarmed. i only use my powers for good.
bj, with one bottle in each hand, pouring water in the sink, mimicking cow milking motions: it’s like a cow. mooooooeeeeeeuuuuuhhhhhhgggg aaaaaauuuuuueuejhshhsii. that’s what cows sound like right?
bj: we have a dog, and we’re getting chickens. i’m not really sure why were getting chickens. do i consider myself a farmer? not really.
bj: we should make a youtube channel of just me saying really random things to you and you not responding to me whatsoever
me: mhmm
nancy: I’m sleeping
sam: *pours drink out on counter next to sink*
sam: wHAT the FuCK was that!? why did i do that?? i’ve lost it! i’ve hit rock bottom!!
sam: *bends over* ughhhhhhhhhhhhh *straightens up* ok i’m fine
bj: yum! that’s how i rate the soup. two yums up!! *laughs for like a full minute*
sam: i got my motorcycle license over the weekend and now all everyone’s saying to me is “no don’t get a motorcycle they’re so dangerous” like shut the fuck up if i die i die it’s my choice
bj: i think if i were to be turned into some kind of commercial type of food, if i got turned into a nugget, i think i’d be indignant. i’ve lived my whole life and now i’m a nugget??? “oh i was a great roasted-“ i was a nugget. i was eaten with fries out of a box with a small soda.
bj: hello everybody. i have arrived. please remain calm.
bob: *screams*
radio: the fastest lawn mower in the world goes up to 150 miles per hour!
bob: …….why??
sam: i just meowed in scotty’s face and he was completely unfazed by it. like a full on Meow.
bob: lemme just touch these live wires with my wet hands
bj: bob has gone offline
katherine: i totally forgot to put their order in for i don’t even know how long
me: ……..i’m sure it’ll be fine
katherine: i mean, nothing matters, right? right. nothing matters.
bj: hey did you guys hear that
kate: yeah what was that
bj: oh i was just yelling……….. about the soup
kate:
me:
katherine:
bj: i’ll try to keep it down next time
bob: you sleep a lot when you’re old. it’s just practice for death. getting ready for The Big Sleep. let’s see how do i wanna go out? on my back?? nah not for me. on my front babey!
didi: hi sam
sam: SHUT UP
didi, quieter: okay……
sam: i love you
didi: no
bj: so you’re a grownup now. that’s means you have to do grown up things, like, pay for dinner and stuff?
me: uh huh
bj: it’s all downhill from here
bj: pon pon the van poco. right?
me: mhmm
bj: probably. i mean. i’m no doctor, but
random woman @ bar: we are the matrix. We. Are. The Matrix.
bj, to the tune of frosty the snowman: clunkity clunk clunk clunkity clunk clunk look at all this stuff. clunkity clunk clunk clunkity clunk clunk making casey’s job tough! pretty good right?? i just made it up
bj: *walks into kitchen* YES! that’s all i have to say. that’s it. BOBS killing it. DIDIS killing it. casey MURDERED it. you’re welcome. *walks out of kitchen*
bj: today is the second day in a row my dog has eaten my lunch. yesterday and then today. it’s my own fault really
bob: well you know what they say about men who like floppy french fries. *doesn’t elaborate*
sam: there’s a toy baby in my section. like just a toy baby taking up a seat in my section. what do i do like do i move the bitch? do i leave her there??
bob, talking to himself: if you get sick tomorrow, just remember. it’s your own fault for eating food off the floor.
bob, to katherine: no, you don’t have to mop the carpet
bj: cheeeesy.
laura: if i get through tonight without a heart attack it’ll be incredible. if i do have a heart attack tho just let me go
caldo: *unintelligible yelling* SELLING my BODY for SEX *more unintelligible yelling*
bob: my fathers brother sent all his kids to australia. i guess he figured at least one of them would make it
caldo: i don’t trust people who go out to eat tuna fish
bob: can you make some more guacamole soon we’re running low
laura: pulls five (5) avocados from her pockets
bob: he looks like jesus. well. he looks like what white people think jesus looked like
sam: yeah. Please. eat some more mother Fucking crackers.
bj: i feel like i gave birth to the eggplant stacks tonight. and honestly? if my child looked like that? i’d be proud. proud to have an eggplant child
bj: alright everybody let’s get the fuf out of here!! i said fuf not f- it’s safe. f u f starts and ends with soft letters no one gets hurt. any word that starts with a soft letter and ends with a hard letter is bad news… i feel like every time i come in here i annoy you guys. casey’s one dumbass comment away from killing me. “hey so what are your thoughts on grass?” “that’s it” *mimics shooting a gun*
ilia: -and the dogs gonna get diabetes-
katherine, indignantly: i cleaned it really well!
mickey: i’ll tell you one thing. crack is good.
sam: some lady just rolled up to the bar, no bra, nipples beamin through the shirt- LETS GET IT!!!!
caldo: *speed walks into kitchen and shotguns a beer over the trash* ok i’m back. i should not have smoked this morning
dom: little kid just picked up a knife and went “oh cool i can stab someone”
me, katherine, and sam in unison: good
dom: yeah the dad took it away
sam: my friend was like “why is your go to dance move just to snap” and i was like “i don’t know, i’m white” *shrugs*
bj: someone just asked me if i’m having fun. am i having fun? i don’t know if i’m having fun. there are certainly other things i’d rather be doing right now, but i don’t know if i can definitively say that i’m Not having fun.
bj: some jobs require Only a ladle
bj, thirty seconds later, after walking away and coming back: sometimes, also a funnel
bj, @ laura who’s eating cornbread: you cornbread eating chef!!!
laura:
bj:
laura:
bj: i’m just saying facts in a weird way. you know like you’re in trouble.
sam: *war cry* *spits out gum* *walks away*
bj: what kind of smoothie? Soup Smoothie!!
katherine: so this woman ordered some hot water so i gave it to her and her husband says you know what that’s for right and i’m like ….to drink? and he says nope! and doesn’t explain so i’m just like ………..okay! and walk away bc i don’t even want to know
bj: there’s no shame in it! A Grown Man Can Bathe In Yogurt!!!
bj, leaning down very close to to-go box: i love you
bob: anyone want a drink?
brian: whatever’s your strongest
bob: milk it is
guy at bar: sUE HIM?!?!??? oh i’d sue him yeah
sam: who orders something extra cold?? like, you need to Die now thanks.
sam: do you dare me to drink this buffalo sauce
me: yes
laura, walking by: snort it
sam: one more day. just one more day
laura: of what
sam: waking up
bob: *is trying to explain easter to jewish laura*
laura: wait so he died… then he came back to life?? then he died Again???
bob: he died. then he came back just to tell people he was alive. then he said SEE YA and ascended to heaven
sam: i HATE margaritas. i don’t know why i just made myself one.
bob: wow. i have this overpowering urge to just go home.
bj, putting back a slotted spoon: this is a bad choice for dressing. a bad choice.
me: *catches a plate about to fall*
bj: woah! smooth moves!! spider-man? maybe.
danny: so you know how at my other job everyone calls me daddy?
sam: *dumps out two full wine glasses* i fucked up. tell no one.
me: remember when we used to be able to leave early?
bob: no. i think we imagined it.
danny: i didn’t realize we served DICK here
-a few min later-
danny: sorry i just got out of work and i’m all fired up
sam: my moms drunk and she won’t go home
bob: hey wasn’t that slang for mari-
bj: cocaine.
bj: *kicks kitchen door open* YEE-HAW!!!!
danny: sorry casey
me: what for
danny: for having to deal with me
me: yeah *shrugs*
danny: they should pay you more
me: yeah
didi: i kill you
ilia: do it now
didi: no
ilia: do it i wanna die
danny, about a burger: we’ve got ourselves a squirter!!
sam: is that a chicken patty
sydney: it’s my dog
sam, on my last night with her: lets get casey TRASHED tonight
sam: are you gonna go dancing in new york
didi: yes
laura: whore it up
#this is insanely long#feel free to scroll past but you might get a chuckle#mickeys is not a restaurant it’s a den of chaotic energy#also if ur curious bj is a bartender and basically a manager#bob is the head cook and kitchen manager#sam is a waitress and bartender (and lesbian)#didi (pronounced gigi) is the buffest man i know and also gay and brazilian#oh and he’s a cook lmao#i got too caught up in describing his buff and gayness i forgot to mention his role in the restaurant#and katherine’s my sister#i think that covers all the main people#my post#feel free to rb but i doubt anyone would want to????#things heard at mickeys
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litp stars in the house reunion thread pt 3
#my god how does she do that she's insaneeeeeeeee#june 13 2021#kelli ohara my favorite person on earth#oh my freaking god i love her#the way the show lives in their boneS OH MY GODDD#ohhh my gosh i love the beauty is#i'm gonna listen to the album to sleep yeah#kelli saying lets do more hours PLEASE#she watched the friends reunion that's so cute#so close to changing my layout for kelli
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My Reaction to “Gotham” S4E20
HOLY SHIT THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!
AN: I managed to record my reactions to this episode and hopefully I can transcribe what I said into this post (even though about 20% of this post is screaming and inarticulate flailing)
*imitates the Epic Voice Trailer guy doing the Gotham commercials*
Oh my gosh...
[RIP Jerome Valeska Second Time’s the Charm] Hahahaha!
“To Jerome!” *tries to toast but can’t do it with a cell phone*
*The Jester rolls up on her motorcyle* It you... OK.
Oh that costume is awesome...
She has bells! On her coat! Oh my gosh!
“Dig me [Jerome] up! Dig me up!” *nervously laughs* Whaaaaaa.....
They keep reusing that same panning shot from the angel statue on...
“I [Jim] don’t need that crap thrown in my face right now. [Harvey] Get outta here!” Hooooooooo....
When is Lee going to cut this crap out?
“I’m [Lee] not betraying my friend [Ed].” Are you serious?
“If the law has lost its meaning, it's because people like you [Lee] are turning your back on it.“ Hooooo....
“I don't want to send you to Blackgate! That's the last thing I want to do. Don't you know I wish I could let you walk out that door, turn my head?” “What's holding you back?“ The laaww....
Guys, c’mon, I want them [Jim and Lee] to be happy. Not necessarily together but happy.
That’s the same freaking font as the one on the Wayne Enterprises “gift” that Jeremiah got
[PLAY ME] Oh my God
Oh my God! That font though [on the screen]!
“I want you to throw me a wake at the GCPD.“ Nooooo...
Air horn!
Noooo-oh my God!
Oh no-oh my God!
*Jerome’s cult brings the casket* THEY DID IT- WHA-
“I [Ed] would sooner debate you all on teleology versus deontology than leave her [Lee] with that overgrown Boy Scout [Jim].“ Whooohoohoohoo....
Oh my God...
“Team, we have everything? Bicycle pump? Can opener?“ Are they preparing a jail break or fixing the TARDIS console?
Pickle jar?!?
Oh I like that shot of Ed putting on the hat
Oh God... ooooohhhhh God.
“But right now, Jeremiah's maze may actually be the safest place for them.“ *nods*
OK, a 2 by 10 (whatever that is) plank is not going to barricade the door!
Did they say open the armory? Oh my God.
“This wake is just intended to distract us while his followers hit the real target.“ What’s the real target?
Ooooohhhh....
*claps hands* I like this plaaannn....
*sing songs* [Electricity whirring down]
*The generator turns on* Oooohhhh.... ooooohhh... wow!
Oh my gosh, there’s a solution poster of the maze on the wall in Jeremiah’s office.
That [generator] is HUGE!
“You’ve kept this project a secret, yes?” “No one outside of Wayne Enterprises knows it exists” *hisses* This just seems really dubious...
“It's the ones who are closest to you that you have to keep your eye on.“ OK what does that mean? What does it meannn...
“Arkham Asylum sent me [Jeremiah] Jerome’s personal effects. And amongst them, I found his diary.” What?
Haha oh my God!
I don’t want to even ask why there’s a glittery ice cream cone sticker on the cover
Whoa...
“Maybe you [Jeremiah] shouldn't spend so much time reading it.“ Yeah....
Oh my God...
Why don’t you actually close it?
*Bruce puts his hand down in the middle of the book* There we go.
“Your brother is dead, Jeremiah. It's time for you to come out of this bunker and join the world.“ *nods*
This just seems really dubious!
“Jerome Valeska’s acolytes are kicking off again” *whispers* Oh shit!
God, look how freaking paranoid Jeremiah is! Man!
Is that how it’s gonna kick off? What happened to his face? Didn’t it turn white?
“He’s alive and he’s coming after me!” He’s dead. He’s dead.
*Glass shatters in the background* Oh God, please...
Shoot...
*Alfred gets attacked offscreen* Oh my Goddd!!
“Bruce, I [Jeremiah] need to tell you something.” Oh, he’s gonna tell him about the gas!
I can’t freaking believe that this is the same actor. Bravo, Cameron!
“What if I [Bruce] could show you he's [Jerome] dead and buried?“ Is that gonna help?
“Then I’ll [Jeremiah] try.” There we go!
“You’re a good friend, Bruce.” *clutches chest and leans back in pain*
Ugh, man, they’re gonna set this up and then it’s just gonna go downhill from there
Oh God, who brought the chainsaw?
Oh my God...
Lee!
Is that the Jongleur character?
AN: Yes
“Hi, guys.” *in best George Clooney Batman voice* Hi guys, I’m Jim!
Freaking Jim gritting his teeth... I love it
Oh my God...
Oh my God, what happened?!?!? WHAT HAPPENED?!?
“He [Alfred] was on his way to your office. He'll wait for us there.“ Bruce....
“What was that?” Oh my God, he’s so paranoid!
Oh my God, they actually dug it up...
*Jeremiah bolts* Haaaaahahaha! Oh my God!
Yeah, no, Jerome’s dead. He’s so dead. I’m sorry, man, but he dead.
Oh my God... they’re [Oswald and Butch] watching cartoons!
Wouldn’t make-up work for Butch?
“Not run apace”.... that’s a new term
“Did you [Oswald] just shush me [Butch]?!?!?” Hahahahaha!
“Confusion is always an opportunity for the clear-headed.“ Oooohhh, that’s a good line.
You’re gonna interrogate him [Jongleur] with a cattle prod near reporters?!? Are you serious?
Dude...
*The Riddler arrives* Oh crap!
“We need a costume shop.” Oh my God, they’re gonna go in disguised as some of Jerome’s followers. Oh my God.
Lee, get up!
I like that dude with the black lace umbrella in the background!
Guys, what are we doing?
Of course he [Jeremiah] hides in a freaking... mausoleum.
That shot of Bruce is awesome.
“You can trust me because I'm your friend!” *whimpers*
“I want you to be my friend, Bruce.” *clutches chest*
“And then you came along and offered me everything I could dream of.” “Because I believe in you, Jeremiah.“ Oh my God...
This is breaking my heart. This is freaking breaking my heart!
“All we have to do is get out of here.“ *starts singing “We Gotta Get Out Of This Place” by The Animals*
*Jeremiah fires off a warning shot near Bruce’s feet* WHOA!
Where did he get the gun?
“You can fool everyone else but I [Jeremiah] know you made a switch.” Oh my God...
*actually clutches hair in stress* Oh my God...
“And you can't hide, not even behind that new face of yours.“ What? Wait, what? What?
“I know it’s you.” What?
“I know it’s you, Jerome.” Whaaaat?!?
Oh my God, Jeremiah, noooo....
“You killed my friend Bruce. Now it's time to put you back in your grave.“ Nooo....
*Jerome’s casket is revealed to be actually a beer cooler* HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA...
*slaps chair in hilarity* Oh my gosh...
*Lee accidentally knocks out Ed* Oh my God!
Jiiiimmm..... this is such a bad idea, Jiiiimmmm....
OK, there’s the generator. They left it on? Why did they leave it on? They just wanted to see how long it would run?
Whoa.... what’s going on? What’s going on?
*Jerome’s corpse is found propped up next to his tombstone* OHHH MY GOD!
Jerome’s hair looks different... whoa...
*The Jester points a gun at Jim* Oh my God!
Is he [Jerome] just.. gaslighting the crap outta him [Jeremiah]?
*Jeremiah goes after Bruce with Jerome’s straight razor* Oh my God!
*gasps when Jerome starts getting strangled by someone offscreen*
Oh my God...
AN: Take a sip every time I’ve said this during this reaction. Careful, there’s a lot of them.
“Hold still, brother. Let's peel off that grotesque facade.” Oh my God...
HE’S DOING THE VOICE!
What kind of rule is that sharp that it can embed itself in a wall?
OOOOOHHHH!!!
OK, what’s going on? Seriously, what’s going on? What’s going on, what’s going on, what’s going on...
*jaw drops to the floor*
Whaatt... whaaat...
*Jeremiah shoots one of the cult followers through the chin* AAAAAHHHHH!!
What’s going on, what’s going on...
*absolutely screams when Jeremiah starts wiping off his makeup*
*absolutely screams again when Jeremiah does the same thing in the video that Jim is watching*
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Oh my God, there’s ten minutes left! WHAAAAAATT?!?
“Other than some mild cosmetic effects...” Hahaha my God...
Oh my God...
I just wanna know where Jerome found the time to make a freaking journal of all his escapades
Wait, so did he [Jeremiah] set up the whole thing?
Ohhhh my God....
“I [Jeremiah] would hate to be within a mile of it [the generator] if it were to... overload.” Oh my God...
“Jerome wanted to slather you [Bruce] in honey and have you eaten alive by corpse beetles.“ Eeewww...
Also, whoa there, Jerome. Calm down.
Can’t believe I’m kink-shaming a dead clown. What has this world come to?
“Are you gonna listen? Or you gonna behave like children?” Pfftttt.....
See, I [Jeremiah] don't want to kill you [Bruce], because I want to show you how much I've changed things. How much we've changed things.” Oh my God... oh my God....
Bruce doesn’t know about the generators. Ohhhh shit!
Oh my God, they’re not gonna kill off Jim!
“See those generators that we built with your [Bruce’s] money, they work even better as bombs.“ Oh my God...
*gasps when Jeremiah’s bunker blows up*
“Jim Gordon is dead.” No Jim ain’t dead. C’mon.
“In fact, I [Jeremiah] can honestly say... you [Bruce] are my very best friend.“ *through gritted teeth* Oh my Goddd...
My hands are actually shaking...
“I [Oswald] don't expect you [Jongleur] to betray the memory of that old corpse.“ Hoooo...
Roll credits!
“Is your [Butch’s] plan to gain his sympathy by reciting your tale of woe?“ Pffffttt....
*Butch starts shoving chicken bones up Jongleur’s nose* AAAAAAHHHHHH!
Hahaha Oswald in the background!
*pumps fist* Whoo whoo!
So do they [Ed and Lee] actually like each other here? What’s going on?
“I'm assuming you [Ed] brought one of those [clown costumes] for me [Lee]?” “Oh. Now, I would be into that, but they only had one.“ Hahahaha oh my Goddd...
*jams out to “Rockers” by U.K. Subs*
WHERE’S JIM?!?
*Ed and Lee share a kiss* Oooooohhhh....
“Don't just wrap me [Ed] around your finger, Lee.“ That is exactly what’s she’s doing.
“You know, it's funny, it kind of reminds me [Harvey] of my first apartment in Crown Point.” “How long ago was that?” “I still live there.” Heehee...
*Ecco shoots the guards* OOHHHHH
Wait, are they [Jeremiah and Ecco] holding each others’ arms? Almost protectively?
I’m.. actually totally down to see where this relationship goes in this show. I know it was mentioned that Ecco is “devoted” to Jeremiah so I’m not sure how far that goes.
There’s definitely an implication of romance in this bit but I’m very interested in how this goes down.
Ohhhh my God...
AAAAHHHH
AAHH THE LOGO
#that old corpse#Gotham#gotham spoilers#FOX#the blogger reacts#looked at the stars and considered a reaction#jerome valeska#jim gordon#lee tompkins#harvey bullock#bruce wayne#jeremiah valeska#oswald copplepot#jongleur#butch gilzean#edward nygma#ecco gotham#cameron monaghan#alfred pennyworth
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Star Trek: The wrath of Khan
Finally watching this immediately after seeing tmp for the first time and I already miss This Simple Feeling [SPOILERS BELOW]
-spock looks amazing as always I am already in love with this red outfit aaaa
-wait where's kirk
-damn indeed
-evasive action! *explodes*
-SPOCK!! UHURA!!! We are one minute in
-Jesus? No, that's just Kirk, he's extra like that
-aaaaa i see
-yaas bones so dramtic
-Jim why must you roast them like that
-shdhejje they're gifting each other poetry now?! This is the best of times
-illegal smuggle buddies
-old man Kirk better wise up we have 3 more movies to go
-FIRST OFFICER CHEKOV?! in my dreams
-whos this nervous mop and cool lady what
-not at all ominous shed in the desert, looks like a good place to chill
-always trust Chekov
-the Botany Bay mafia has arrived
-WHAYHSHb great to finally meet you mr khan
-read the room new captain geez
-Chekov never told me the tale too :(
-Jim is a busy man khan he can't just keep checking on everyone he abandoned
-TITS OUT KHAN
-aww but it's like a worm armadillo
-oh nooo don't out it in their ears ewww
-AAAA IT LICK
-aah back to the comfort of the enterprise
-personally i love the dad glasses Jim
-a tiny boi SIR
-vulcan the real language of love
-lmao bones and Jim snarking on the new guys
-YES ASTRONAUT GUY!!! tiny spaceman is my favourite reoccurring star trek movie minor character
-Sulu's smile melts my heart 💖
-more like Starship Un-reliant
-someone save Chekov my poor baby
-Bones lmaoo are you casually drunk
-SHAKE YOUR HEAD NO JIM ITS CALLED NONVERBAL COMMUNICATION YELL CAROL NO
-be still my beating heart Spock in a robe
-ohohoho suddenly Spock's out here with the outbursts of Jim you're the only one for me the enterprise
-AAAAYYYYYY WE GOT EM, I GOT MY 'THIS SIMPLE FEELING'
-I have been, and always will be, yours.
-I have been, and always will be, yelling about this scene from now on
-*chanting* Captain Kirk, Captain Kirk
-khan really does subscribe to the Jim Kirk Titties Out look
-coughwhydotheycallthemmrsavik is this a subtitle error orrrr trans vulcan Savik confirmed
-hmm seems kinda op to just make any planet living
-cant see how that could go wrong at all
-alright Bones we should probably go about this at a different way instead of insulting Spock but I get what you're putting down
-hahs khan that's your intimating line?! I love it, reminds me of megamind lmaoo revenge is a dish served cold
-that guy just FLEW on the bridge!!!
-oof khan got em good, his bite is stronger then his bark
-sup khan long time no see
-unforgivable that they did that to the lovely lady enterprise
-amazing work as always Jim but Chekov!!! We must save him and his worm
-good god who is that in your arms Scotty why did you bring them to the BRIDGE
-its the baby boy!!! you did well my red shirt baby, rest well
-i love how bones didn't even wanna be here at first but now he won't even let Jim beam down to planets alone without him
-hewwo? Mop head and the lovely and smart Carol?
-oh there are the rest
-CHEKOV IS BACK!!! everyone hug him NOW
-thats a big sonic screwdriver
-mop head and Carol, living it up in a bunker woot woot
-Chekov betrayal! I don't blame you baby boy I blame the rest for not listening when you told them about the ear worm like what did we expect
-Terrel noooo!! I didn't appreciate you enough I'm sorryyyyy
-wait why did Chekov's worm leave is he just that powerful
-that "KHAN" was so loud I'm surprised the enterprise didn't hear it ahshssh
-OFC Kirk has a complicated relationship with Carol smdh
-LIKE HIS FATHER?!? MOP HEAD IS KIRKS...?!?!
-my son.. look at my son!! *bursts into Hamilton song and dance
-not gonna lie I did read a spirk fic today where I believe it mentioned his son and wife died but I paid it no heed, now I'm second guessing everything ajsjsje the line between cannon and fannon continues to blur in my mind
-wowow dang Carol you really outdid yourself this place is straight ART
-kirk big brain cheated and Starfleet were so impressed they just let it slide immmm
-okay wow this crew montage and dramatic music has no right to get me this pumped up
-omg mop wears a jumper around his shoulders like a rich tennis player are we SURE this is Jim's son
-khan even nearly has the titty scar wound too he's more like Jim then mop boy will ever be
-second movie second serve of flashing lights, I really need to stop watching these in the dark
-do y'all really think khan is the kind of guy to surrender lololol
-crazy that spite kept him and only him alive like that huh
-AAAAA SHITS GETTING REAL SPOCK WENT ROGUE
-no hesitation we mind meld with whoever, Spock you naughty boy
-Me, Bones and Scotty all yelling at Spock to STOP SACRIFICING YOURSELF at every dang opportunity sjjdidkdj we CARE
-dang khan what a way to go out
-All is good so far? Did we win?
-OH FUCK SPOCK! RUN KIRK, RUN TO SPOCK HE NEEDS YOU
-wow I've never seen him run so fast and- did he just push over a random guy??? Go Jim nothing can stop you
-oh my god no
-no
-this is the second movie he can't die now?!?!? im not ready for thefamous touch through the glass scene I glimpse on Tumblr IM NOT READY
-i just have it paused. i don't even want the camera to pan across and show Spock I KNOW I'll cry
-deep breath
-i can't type too busy crying my heart out, spoooooooooooooooooooock
-OH MY GOD JIM DONT CRY TOO WAAAAAAAAA THE TEARS DONT STOP
-i should never have watched the movies I was so happy with just the original series, imagining my boys together exploring space for all eternity
-amd now I'll never stop crying ahsjdusjjs
-Okay okay okay I couldn't even wait till the end of the movie i HAD to know NOW, my poor heart couldn't go on otherwise-so, after a brief glance at the next movie descriptions Spock is IN bones in Search for Spock?!?! And then he's alive maybe in the next one I'm so confused my heart is so wearyyy
-too numb for the rest I can't deal with you rn mop head
-we are in MOURNING
-Jims broken I'm broken we're all fucked up now
-cant even hug right I feel ya Jim we are empty on the inside
-okay bones sure he's not dead if we remember him but also HES NOT DEAD DEAD RIGHT?! It's too late now to start another movie but I am dyingggg to know what happens next send help
-you're going to bring up your birthday Jim?!? Remind both of us how you were too busy sulking to appreciate Spock's poetry I swear to goddd next time you see Spock I am BEGGING you to shower him in all the love and affection he desrves
-wish they'd do a Sherlock and he's just hiding behind a tree :(
-wellllll I mean??? He sorta was??? Egg spock
-stop making me cryyyyyy opening in Spock's voice ahshshsbs I hope those gravely lines are the last thing I hear
-FINALLY it is OVER I can try to mend my broken heart with fanfics hhhhh
-got me outta nowhere with Spock and I am draineddd, can't wait to watch the next one soon 💕
#liveblogging#star trek#sorry its long I just had to get my thoughts out#what a movie that was so different from the first!!! in a good way but man was there a lot going on#dont think i could watch it again though spock dying is just TOO SAD#if anyone out there has any great fics I could read that dont spoil the next movies and preferably have a good ending pLEASE let me know#ACK sorry the tags are all messed up i wanted the movie title first but i wrote star trek tmp like a FOOL#wrath of khan#st: twok#star trek the wrath of khan
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