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turbo-tsundere · 11 months
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Kokichisake-onna
*Happy anime narrator voice*: “And thus, Kokichi has once again successfully evaded the dread of emotional openness!”
Also here’s a random selection of derpy concept doodles for this comic :)
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Thank you byeeeeee
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everyone who romances astarion without his wrinkles and laugh lines you are WEAK and you are getting BLOCKED
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infriga · 7 months
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I convinced my mom to try the live action One Piece, because she's the type to like this style of show even though she isn't into animation and would never read manga, but I didn't think I'd be able to convince my dad because he's usually a stickler for more grounded and realistic stories (his favourite genre is war movies, his favourite movie is Saving Private Ryan, for reference). But, when I brought up with him how I figured it probably wouldn't be his thing because it was fantasy, he mentioned to me that he does enjoy some fantastical stuff if it has like an internal universe logic, like Star Wars, and the more I thought about it, the more I remembered that he also enjoys campy fun action adventure stuff that doesn't take itself too seriously like Indiana Jones or Pirates of the Carribean.
And One Piece has both that internal logic for why people can perform crazy feats (even if it isn't explained right away) which I mentioned to him (just that there is a reason why people can do crazy things in this world), as well as the campy fun action adventure thing going for it, especially in the Live Action (the fight against Morgan's base even has a major Indiana Jones vibes ngl). So I explained that to him and asked if he wanted to try it, and he agreed to watching the first episode with me to decide if he'd watch it with my mom and me.
AND HE ACTUALLY SAID IT WAS INTERESTING SO FAR!! Like, he is NOT the kinda guy to enjoy anime or manga or even western cartoons, always refuses to watch anything anime and doesn't show any interest when I talk about it (I've managed to convince him to watch a few movies like Sword of the Stranger but it's obvious that even when he's not bored or doesn't hate it, it still doesn't catch or keep his interest), and he's really picky about anything fantasy or SciFi, if it like sets off his bullshit meter too much he starts nitpicking the logic behind certain abilities, or decisions, or explanations, etc. I once tried to get him to try Gravity Falls and he wanted to stop after the first episode. He's THAT picky.
So the fact that he actually laughed several times while watching the first episode of OPLA with me, commented about Luffy's character positively several times (he seems to think Luffy is really funny which surprised me cause I thought he'd be the most entertained by Zoro but I mean I can't blame him it is Luffy after all), never cringed or criticised or said anything about how ridiculous it was, means a lot coming from him cause he's always really blunt and honest about his opinion on this sort of stuff (which is fine I don't want him to pretend to enjoy stuff when he doesn't). He actually watched the whole first episode without it losing his attention, and seemed to have fun! And he agreed to watch the rest with my mom and me!
This sort of thing is one of the reasons why I dislike when people just dismiss the idea of live action adaptations entirely. I get that people are jaded with past failures, and don't like when live action is treated like a replacement for or improvement from animation when it isn't. But it is a valid medium just as much as animation or comics or writing are, and can be used to produce some amazing things. And the fact is, there are people who have a hard time connecting with other mediums who will otherwise never engage with this media in its original forms. Live Action, when done well and done right, can reach new audiences and welcome them into the fold in ways the original formats never can.
One Piece didn't need the live action to be popular, obviously, and the live action cannot and will not replace the original, nor should it. But I love that we get to have it alongside the manga and anime. It's just more of what we love, it's the cherry on top of an already stellar multi-layered cake. It complements the original rather than taking anything away from it. And for the first time in over a decade I might be able to share One Piece with my parents, who would only ever have a chance of experiencing it and enjoying it in live action. There's just something so awesome about that for me personally. I just wish more live action adaptations would understand what the One Piece live action understood about the adaptation process, and that's how to keep the heart of the story in-tact, so more people from more fandoms could have a chance to share something they love with more people who it would otherwise not reach.
Anyway, thank you Oda and the OPLA cast and crew for doing live action right for once!
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saltpepperbeard · 1 year
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Taika and Rhys + Lie Detector Giggles
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goldkirk · 1 month
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I DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANYMORE!
#I DON'T HAVE TO LIE ANYMORE ABOUT ANYTHING#IT DOESN'T HAVE TO OVERRIDE ALL OTHER PROGRAMMING EVER AGAIN#HA#MY GOD THAT FEELS LIKE TWO DECADES OF RELIEF#and I found out yesterday. that this year. next winter. it IS two decades. exactly. this is the year. every day i am shown new reminders#that keep me going in my mission to relearn to fully and instinctually trust my self#ever since [redacted therapist] asked me point blank and my IMMEDIATE response was complete disbelief#a firm 'you think there's any universe where i'd feel like i could trust myself? after my nonstop history of failures and being horrible?'#tone “No!” of disbelief#and a horrible way-too-harsh laugh that bolted out before I could strangle it off and stop it.#that woman never coddled my feelings any time I spoke something alarming or bullshit and that was so helpful to me#and the tone she let exist in her voice when she responded to me with a very uncharacteristic “Oh Katie.”#was so. so much more agonizing for me. than her responding with an immediate logical slam-dunk of the truth about healthy behavior and stuf#anyway ramble over i'm so tired. i've done so much trauma work this week i am Drained emotionally#now i see what the past several months but especially especially#the baffling (to me) infuriating out-of-control-speedrun-somatic-processing + every-health-condition-flaring slog that December and January#were for me when I hadn't expected anything to be wrong#...and the extremely specific way this certain zone and particular incident kept coming up over and over and over and over and OVER was not#a bug. it was a feature. thank goodness i trust myself for little things now bc that's the only way i was able to get to this other side#and look back and suddenly realize that my subconscious and body knew what they needed and had a plan in progress the whole time. just like#i rationally say I trust them to have and do.#and that perhaps maybe. for real for real instead of just TELLING myself hard enough a lie that i trust my self and i trust my body and tha#they always know their own needs and timing if really slow down and listen to them f u l l y#anyway. yeah. bye haha i need to stop oversharing on the internet#trauma evolution#shh katie#personal#my god. i wished for this day more than i wished for anything else my whole life. all these many many many many years. what magic.#add to journal#abuse
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grandninjamasterren · 3 months
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hella1975 · 8 months
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sometimes i think about the fact my grandparents literally overnight just cut us off and im like. how did u even do that. does it torment you
#eeaao's 'how did you let me go so easily' moment. like i dont let myself even THINK about this too often#bc i immediately beat myself back with the 'if it's hard for you then imagine how hard it is for mum. her PARENTS cut her off'#but like. idk. my nan i couldn't give less of a shit about which is something i always find so interesting#bc even as a child with NO basis for it or any understanding of her behaviour both past and present i still wasn't Comfortable around her#like children are smart actually. i just Knew her vibes were off and i Knew my mum was weird when she was around#like i truly dont think i ever loved my nan even when she was a very frequent part of my life#but my grandad? i ADORED him. id see him multiple times a week and he's the kindest man ive ever met#and hannah what i told you about my mum saying certain people have magnetic auras THAT WAS ABOUT HIM#like i cant actually put into words what it was about him but people just wanted to know him and spend time with him#but he was weak and let my nan walk all over him and when push came to shove he chose her and now ive not spoken to him in 3 years#& i KNOW he loved me. he thought the world of me like it's a bitter unspoken thing between me & my sister that we KNOW i was his favourite#he used to buy me egg butties at agricultural shows when my mum said no and specifically ask for two eggs#he used to sit and eat his soup with me when he came over to do work at the house#he used to play with me. he used to smile all the time. i can so clearly hear the way he'd go ''iya [my name]' with his proper rural accent#or how he'd tell anyone who would listen 'she's tough as old boots that one'#and i could make him laugh like NO ONE else could and he'd light up and go 'give over' and he genuinely enjoyed my company#i KNOW HE DID. and i havent spoken to him in 3 years. he'll be dead soon#and i cant talk to my mum about it bc it's her DAD it is so much worse for her and i cant talk to my sister about it#bc she wasn't close with him like i was and she just shuts the conversation down and those are the only two people#who know my grandad and know what he meant to me so im just here like. he literally stopped speaking to me overnight#i stopped hearing from him i stopped meeting up with him im so so angry with him the love is still there i dont know where to put it now#why couldnt he stay. why did he pick her when she's a loveless void of inhumanity. why werent we enough#hella goes home#my grandparents on my dad's side are also not in the picture funnily enough but idgaf about them. she got that grandparentless swag
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halloithmeagain · 2 years
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You know… when you love someone, what you find attractive changes. Perhaps you found grey eyes gorgeous and intimidating but now, looking into their brown eyes makes you feel warm and at home, they’ve suddenly become the only pair of eyes you could ever adore, no other shade of brown will do other than theirs. It’s just how it is, when you love someone, your wants and desires shape around them. That’s how you know you love them for who they are, because no matter how they look, no matter what physical changes they go through, it won’t take away your love for them.
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pixiecrumbs · 1 month
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spirituality is hard bc i have to constantly pull myself out of it cuz of how obsessive i get with Everything I Touch.
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sirenserendipity · 6 months
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thank you for all the asks and messages about my brother. please check in on those you care about and don’t let anyone stand in your way. i was looking at photos of my older brother and i from when we were little when i got a call telling me he’d taken his own life. our mother passed away less than a year and a half ago. just please- call that person. say the things you need to say. i’m grateful that my last conversation with him was one where i could see his face and hear his voice. i can carry that with me in kind. the last thing i ever heard my brother say to me was, “i love you.” but we aren’t always afforded that. my brother was in so much pain for such a long time. his death was preventable. please talk to the people you care about.
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rumor-weed · 7 months
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i’m sorry VOTER FRAUD?
IN MY VEGGIETALES?
it’s more likely than you’d think...
#veggietales#ryan watches vt#he literally shows up out of nowhere hears 'happy place' and says 'I WILL BECOME GRAND MARSHALL OF HAPPINESS PARADE' and immediately#like no hesitation nobody saying anything is like 'I WILL STUFF THE BALLOT BOX and BE ELECTED'#now's probably the time to admit that I don't recognize any Larry-Boy or League stuff after Bad Apple as canon#and even then I didn't really like Bad Apple#I tried watching League but was way too old for it by then and had hit my limit#like I love rewatching classic VT because it's not just nostalgia it felt legitimately fun for adults#read phil's book it's great#but also like... past a certain point VT became 'oh yeah its cute and kinda funny still'#and this new show so far really doesn't have clever laugh out loud enjoyable for adults too moments#not like they used to have#they feel so... sanitized#and there's something weird about complaining like that#but it's not really complaining as it is just... noting how drastically different 90s kid media and 2010s kid media and 2020 kids media is#from 'family fun' meaning adults could get a chuckle and like it too#to 'family fun' means its 'Wholesome'(tm) Christian Media (tm) and if there's even a reference to an old TV show kids haven't watched#its a big Ordeal like#idk there's a whole lot to say there#and I probably should watch more eps before I say anything more#at the end of all these liveblogs I may give a wider explanation of my thoughts on the new series from a view of like...#a long time fan since childhood who HAS returned several times to the show and fandom into his adulthood
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nickmillerscaulk · 2 months
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WELL i *finally* watched the final two episodes of ted lasso.
i went through at least a half box of tissues and my eyes are swollen half-shut to match <3
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krismoss-dreemurr · 2 years
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Hey so I think we need to stop pretending our favorite characters in media are completely innocent and could never do anything wrong or fucked up. And also I think we shouldn’t have this mindset that what a character does in the past defines them now despite any personal growth
Maybe instead we need to try to understand why our favorite characters do the things they do or why they did certain things in the past and like. Chill out a little bit
#yes this is about the kris and Susie thing and yes I’m biased because I’m a Susie fictive#but can we also come at this from Kris’s perspective and acknowledge that kris was never afraid of Susie and they never seemed to hold what#she said against her. it’s so clear in both chapters 1 and 2 that they’re besties. we’re besties like no hard feelings about any of that#and it’s something that can be expanded on and worked through in the future#please let’s just trust Toby for the time being. I’m not saying you can’t feel a certain way about it or that you can’t analyze it#but let’s not freak out about it or let it completely change the way we see their current dynamic#personally I thought that it was a really interesting moment for both characters and it actually showed some growth for Susie because she#never was THAT terrible to kris after whatever kris said. I think when you’re a teen and you’re hurting you say and do horrible shit and you#might not even realize it until after the fact or don’t understand exactly how your words can affect other people. kris wasn’t reacting abd#when they did she thought they were laughing at her and given she was already taking out her feelings on them it probably felt Not Great#neither of them are good at effective communication or really being emotionally vulnerable#anyways yeah there’s my take#wrote this mainly in 3rd person because if any singlets see this I don’t want it to be too confusing#Susie talks#kris dreemurr#Susie deltarune#deltarune#safeutdr
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I finally compiled my masterlist of mmni quotes
It's pretty long so it's below the cut
Lasers and Quasars
“I really think they shouldn't have a thing for brooms. I think it's unfortunate that our movie hinges on them having a broom fetish”
I Found it in the Bushes
“Sean, I'm Keith. Sean. Sean. Sean.”
“The actor playing the vampire is now openly laughing at the guy playing igor.”
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“Yes dad.”
 “I'm reminding myself. Sean.”
“Dad, Keith.”
“Yes. Thats me I'm Keith you're Sean.”
“I'm Sean you're Keith.”
“Yes”
“You're the fireman.”
“I've come to the conclusion that it is infact a fire and you should put it out. Good day.”
“The firemen in Versailles don't put out the fires themselves?”
“I'm just Piecing together to story of petunia. So she was a woman who did not believe in vampires but died at the hands of a vampire which meant that Keith delivered his life to try to kill a vampire but seconds before she died - of a vampire - he divorced her.”
“Nope, they're not allowed to.”
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Who Bun It
“Are you alright? Your beak fell off your face. Must you possibly see a doctor.”
Flat Pack Attack
“May I have a moment alone with the boy?”
“What I like about Steve is only 2 seconds ago he was called ben.”
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“No need to be angry, no need to grieve. Hello, Steve.”
“Of course I'll be upstairs preparing my finger.”
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“It's Ben.”
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“You look like you could use some advice well I'll tell you something extra special nice.”
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“You have a feeling like the tightening of a sphincter. well that's probably just the feeling of amygdala”
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“Theres a jar of preserves inside me. That's right I must get it out as fast as I can the only way I know how. I'm gonna use some of these things at the IKEA store to get it out of myself.”
“That was Delta Von Tassle: The Man With No Name (Self-managed).
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From Russia with Gloves 
“You've surely got a family koala. You could go away with them. You're such a good friend of mine.”
“Koalas are polygamous y'know... Polyamorous”
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“You want to drive a speedboat to the amazon?”
“I love the full body glove, makes you're whole body look like hand and I like big hand.”
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“I do”
“It'll take all bloody week”
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“Sometimes I've wondered about slipping a hand in your pouch but then I've thought no, don't - resist”
“You are a useless man but you're damn fast on Expedia and I appreciate that.”
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“Yes I've thought the same thing about you.”
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“Im so sorry Georgina. You said they would all be adopted and looked after but instead they've been stuffed full of drugs and slit ear to ear. I don't know what to say really.”
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“Together we got rid of the glove and now I'm ready for some interspecies love”
“It doesn't bother you that I'm all skin and no fluff....or a bit of fluff.”
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A Cat in the Habit 
“No, you don't have horses in america do you?”
“I love the moment where sister Penelope really thinks this scene has ended and the camera will cut away from me but then she is answered by God.”
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“I've seen you up at that convent, riding around on your horse with your top off, all oiled up.”
“No no only camels”
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“She's teaching me about how to be a person in the world. How to love somebody else. No matter who you are.”
“You know I like to be smooth dad.”
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“How to do erotic drawings of men.”
“God can do all of that son.”
“Yes, God not massively known for his eroticism in his artwork”
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“Celeste is it? I can smell you a mile off. Named after the sky but stinking of hell.”
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“Perhaps instead of the harpoons, we could read scriptures from the ok! Magazine and pray for her.”
“You may try your harpoons but it will not work if you've a rogue nun on your hands.”
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“Katie Price breaks up with her latest boyfriend”
“Victoria Beckham redecorates her kitchen”
“Pregnancies....galore”
Careless Whisper 
“Well you know often these things first time round are tricky. Maybe you just need to give it another go. You know what they say, give things another go.”
“Listen I know you're my special special special boy”
“That's what they always say.”
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“I'm 4 specials and nothing more.”
Dressed for Danger 
“I must be alone with each and every one of you.”
“Do you need thin translucent cloth that is almost completely pointless? Well then you need muslin cloth”
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“And if you must do that then you've gotta find us first cause we do that via the game of hide and seek.”
“OK 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1″
“Tony I see you behind the umbrella”
“Damn it you're good!”
“I know. I am French.”
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“Yes you are moist and sad from crying”
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“I am afraid you are in the midst of a murderer”
“This is not case closed. This is case wide open, like a clam.”
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“I'm in the midst of a murder?!”
“Murderer!”
“In the - you are - as in -”
“I'm in the midst of a murderer?”
“No you are like-you are standing in the same room as a murderer.”
“There's a murderer in the midst?!”
“I am going to do scene 2 of the show. Celia opens the show and now you will show me what came next. And by showing me what came next, you will show me what went before.”
“Yes. Your midst! In our midst!”
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A Cop in the Ocean 
“I never stopped being dastardly in general did I?”
“Oh my god, a clown with a Squeegee”
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“I guess not boss”
“No I just continued to be moist and dastardly but what I wanna do is get a whole crew of girlscouts fiddlin' cookies all over the good part of town.”
“Do a blood test on them and a urine test and you'll find blood in their system. Blood and- and drugs.”
“I can whip up some girl scouts for fiddling if you want that boss.”
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High Tide School
“Kids have the spirit of a thousand... Enlightened Buddhists”
Suicide Squid 
“I just believe fish shouldn't make people rich”
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“Their horrid squid outward is my horrid squid inward.”
“Some people wanna be rich. Some people want fame. But others just wanna kill fish.”
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“You were hurt, you were lost, so you killed all the fish. We've all been there.”
“It’s too late for us we are outward squid”
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Now Museum Now You Don’t
“Don't try anything boys. My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget”
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“My teeth are definitely faster. Your nugget is essentially stationary.”
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“Never try to take revenge on a small bitter man when its gone past his bedtime cause he will just make you go ‘shlum’ for 15 minutes”
“I'm not who I was and you are who you were”
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Light Over the Rocks 
“You know what they say, you know what I say your father he just-he just rubbed the rock and roll right out of me he ruined rock and roll for me forever when he ran off and left you and I and you and I, you”
“Us”
“Us that's the word I was looking for, us.”
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“Y’know what they say about Oranges... They never stop being juicy. And that's why my hair is orange so I'm always juicy y'know what I mean. I've always been like this. Y'know what they say about lights... They're bright and they burn”
“Ooh dear oh dear oh dear. That's how it always goes down at the open mic night. Some people get recognised. Some people get left behind. But what do I know, I'm just Chesney Hawkes.”
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The Quest for Escape a Lot 
“How did you know my one weakness was nets Arthur?”
“Everyone's weakness is nets, tim. That's why they're called nets. It stands for not easily traversible.”
“What about the s?”
“System. Not easily traversible system.”
Look Out 
“I only ever picked up sticks because I loved you. But now I'm scared. I'm scared, without any sticks, I'll have nothing. I won't be the same man I was before”
“Paul there is always a stick. The stick within Paul. Don't you know about it? Think about it, it runs all the way from your head to the bottom bit of the spine thing”
Enter the Elephant 
“Well you know what they say about cockneys. Fly pluckers, the lot of em.”
“The Young one is foolish. Only a rash man snatches ovaries at a fight."
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Love Behind Bars 
“Yes you did your tax things and I did that thing where I stole... Hair... From the hairdressers... The floor...i took all the hair no one even wants that y'know”
“I know and here we are on the maximum security wing in prison”
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“In what way is good mental health like a walnut latte? Like that-no! You can't just have a song and jig enough that it all makes sense. The next verse explains from a scientific point of view. How a walnut latte and mental health are in any way alike.”
“You know what, I always find walnuts so romantic. The way they look like a tiny brain. It makes me think of my brain connecting with your brain.”
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“Well it makes perfect sense because, which camera are we on, okay you know I'm gonna explain this scientifically cause if you get a walnut and you like the taste of the walnut and it gives you endorphins which actually improves your mental health so if you're eating the walnut then you make your mental health better that's how a walnut oat milk latte improves your mental health”
Temple of the Red Giraffe
“I’m giving you the jewels”
“I thought you were burning my breasts off”
“No its a common mistake but I wasn't”
Nightmare on Bone Street
“You taught your dog to laugh?”
“pride comes before a fall remember”
“Yes he understands the rhythm of comedy very well.”
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“yes but I don't believe in gravity”
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“A wardrobe a wardrobe my kingdom for a wardrobe.”
“The lead less dog stops licking out the cream from that dead man. For God's sake get off the floor.”
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Wishing for Wishy Washy
“I know most girls want ponies not a horrible sick old horse like me”
“Look at that horrible horse!”
“I've got an udder and I don't know why.”
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When the narrative gets tough everyone else deserts Harry Kershaw to allow him to carry on on his own
“Congratulations on your womb”
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Fraud of the Blings
“I've made the rope sentient.. Hello!?”
“You've given us our sense of purpose back. You've made us make sense again.” [just something Jonathan said that made me emotional]
“Help me I am a sentient rope. I have knowledge. For the first time I have knowledge. HELP ME! WHAT AM I WHAT AM I WHAT AM I WHY MUST THE ROPE EXIST. WHY DO I DANGLE SO?”
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Over the Henge 
“Yes, I remember our young days, days where we were young, young before we were old but after we were very young. We were young men not knowkng where to go. But we went there, then we came back from there. We were just young of course. Not old, young. Soon to be young - old. Soon to be old.”
“You do speak a tremendous amount of bollocks sir”
“As all kings must”
The Hound of the Wensleydales 
“I was stuffed with a cheese puffed”
“Did cheese Radio just call him a ball bag? I think cheese radio needs to remember that this is a family show.”
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“Yeah she's dead and it would appear The method of murder was cheese puffed”
Popes on the Ropes 
“Vampires v popes that's how it's always been in the WWE.”
“Always and forever since BC”
“It's an old, old profession.”
“Popes were around BC?”
“That's right.”
“Yeah we were real forward thinking then.”
“All dinosaurs work for the catholic church”
“We knew it was coming.”
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Zoomania 
“We've got 8 minutes left and we've got story strands everywhere! We've got the elephant with a bomb on about to be dropped onto the earth, they’ve become gangsters about to kill people and our lead characters are frozen still.”
“Who's the tortoise pervert”
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Singing in the Aisles 
“Asda is a wizard it would seem”
A Dice with Death 
“It is an unusual form of ventriloqy to begin with your mouth wider than when you were speaking yourself”
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“It was all building nicely but now all of a sudden we found out that one of them is a cloud.”
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“I’ve got my own show. I disappear into another man's box every night, I get confused, I don't know where I am, and then bang I'm in a curtain call”
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“I am dissipating. Someone sprayed me with silver nitrate.”
“I am an elemental creature we cannot be together. Our children would be half human half vapour they would not survive.”
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“No, I don't even know what that means!”
“It dissipates clouds.”
“What?”
“you need to know more advanced chemistry.”
“He's still putting his trust in the mass proposing ventriloquist”
“I don't think I do.”
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Star Paws
“Of course the world needs intelligence but I'll tell you what else it needs, balls.”
“Which you come with many”
“I bring balls in spades not literally”
“Sir you can't keep your balls in the cupboard anymore you'll have to take them back”
“There we are”
“Did he just put his balls back on? So he's literally a man who has lots of testicles that's what's going on there.”
Angstronauts 
“You make sure that this ship is ship shape ready.”
“Ribena shareth? Yee.”
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“I was gonna touch your hand but then I thought it would be horrible cause they're so sweaty.”
“It's always in the shape of a ship.”
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“Mine are like pickled clams.”
If it Wasn't for Those Pesky Kids 
“It's unusual to blackmail someone during a press conference”
Abandoned Love
“I don't know what's weirder, that they didnt book or that the hats belonged to the premises”
“That's jazz.”
Good Guys Finish Last 
“I convinced Dec that he should actually do the double act with a real ant but um...he said no. And that was a good call.”
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“I am the sea! Deeper than a thousand lakes, wider than 10 lakes, sideways greater in measurement Than 40 lakes. I am the sea.”
“He ain't no friend of yours. He's been using you like toothpaste. Well it's time the toothpaste became the toothpastee”
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Ipswitch it up 
“These people with their newfangled things, internet, cars! I tell you what, I was very happy with the flip phone and a horse.”
Croydonosaurus 
“That man-ladybird has been the only thing that I've had in my life the last 5 years that has made me feel again. It's why I'm so competitive with my daughter about love.”
“That doesn't seem healthy. Bringing a 6 foot ladybird into the family home.”
“I suppose it's about a 1 all right now.”
Back to the Tutor 
“Nana you don't think my old friends will think it's weird or strange that my date is my grandma do you?”
“Before we went out to do this with a new team the one thing we said was let's keep it simple at the start. Already we have a half car assembled by a woman who is also the radio. Hold on tight everyone.”
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“It's not weird or strange at all to have your - such a lovely busty lady as your date”
“No you're right. It's wasn't so much the busty as the grandma that I was worried about.”
Pier Today Gone Tomorrow 
“You take a grudge and you nurture it like a small cat.”
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No. No I don't think she's the strange one in this. It was the parrot, the sleeping bag man and the medieval princess in a tiktok office interviewing for the role of 'friend' they are the strange things! A woman trying to turn over a new leaf - that's pretty regular I'd say.
“What has happened. It was all going really well, I thought this was going to be a quick scene where we saw it was really hard for Mirabel to turn over a new leaf, but she puts some glasses on, suddenly everything changed and now she's meeting the mayor, the princess and a small gentleman in a sleeping bag.”
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The Man Who Came in from the Cold Storage 
“As we are in east London I got you some olives served on a bin lid with turmeric as requested.”
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“You double killed Samson”
“Right,it's very very important - never thought I'd say this one - it's very important we don't shoot an unborn baby during the matinee. I think that's like, a theatre rule. If it isn't, it should be.”
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“I don't care about Samson. His pool was tiny and not chlorinated.”
“But his heart was big and also not chlorinated.”
Fielding of Dreams
“Enjoying the fact that this is our life! There ain't no ups but there sure as heck ain't no downs. And that's fine with me.”
“I said one domesticated sheep. There's a flock of them. Ones a policeperson, ones a miserable old woman called Mabel and one appears to be smoking.”
“This really is the story of a child called felix who settled.”
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Fire In the Hole
“A woman with independence is as strong as an oxen full of iron and a fire full of oxygen is as strong as that woman”
It's up to you, Newark Newark 
“Here's a newark hotdog. It's made entirely of meat. Meat bun, meat dog, meat onions.”
“Here are the 4 horsemen. You are the apocalypse.”
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“Dog meat?”
“Your old 15 year old hips can't handle it anymore.
“No no comma, meat, dog”
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Ah I take olive oil every day.
Cause you have to. We just produce it naturally.”
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“They see! We don't see. We don't see the pooing. I'm sorry I forgot about I forgot about the pooing. Pooing? Outrageous. That stops. That stops now and she goes somewhere private. But it's awful. And of course jiminys dad, is David really going to be proud of them now?”
“The books have gone away. How awful. They threw a family of books into the famous Newark River. He knows what it's like to have his mum kicked into outer space. That's how dark this gets, that's how dark sports get man.”
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“Gillian wait - wooahhh”
“Susan quickly-”
“We gotta help we need to just- wooahha”
[general screaming and shouting]
“PAUSE. PAUSE. PAUSE. NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I SAY NO!I CANT HANDLE THIS. I'M GETTING LIGHTHEADED CAUSE I AM SO DISGUSTED WITH THIS FILM AND THE PEOPLE IN IT. BUT OF COURSE THEY STOP FALLING OVER IN IT NOW RIGHT.”
“Gillian Gillian come on inside the medical tent.”
“And these were these were the highlights from day one at the games I mean I think it's fair to say that the Olympic games have been well and truly soiled in reputation. What an awful thing to happen”
Ashopocalypse Now
“My names Jack I'm a car mechanic and I've lost my companion”
“Control yourself Sybill Peacock Penis”
-
“Thank you for that précis”
“Who are you? Can you give me a précis of you?”
“I'm Jolene my husband is a slightly crazed military man who seems to have lost perspective on real human connection. Then there's a man whose actually a woman. There's a happy birthday prophecy. They're searching for me but I've lost them but mostly I'm looking for my daughter who loves Jane Austen and she got lost in a Waterstones I think she may also be somewhere else so that's who looking for.”
“It's time! For... Other characters.”
“We come from quite different worlds.”
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Ashopocalypse Next 
“Remembering when morrisons wasn't boarded up. People could go inside and-”
“Look at the fresh vegetables.”
“This sample isn't going to be enough to create an antidote. We're going to need all of your blood.”
“Moderately fresh yes.”
-
“All the brilliant characters we had and all we're left with is a guy who can't remember which character he is unless his peacock penis is out. I don't care anymore. Family friendly? I don't care anymore. We stop tomorrow. We stop tomorrow that's it. In for a penny in for a pound. Get your peacock penis out as much as you want. If you're not gonna try and stop it I'm not either. [...] what are you all applauding? Are you that culture starved that an umbrella penis gives you that much joy? What has happened to civilisation??”
“One second we'll - we'll need to get authorisation from the local council for that.”
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Ashopocalypse Then 
“You're one of those weird people aren't you?”
“Nothing weird about us. I'm simply a man who gets involuntary erections and this is Andrew Garfield”
“I'm a pigeon”
“Dressed as a Pigeon.”
The Day Harry Got Cut in Half 
[Not a quote just a note that Lauren does a Scottish accent for 90% of her characters in mmni but the one time the film is actually set in Scotland she ends up doing a welsh accent.]
“Pray don't be fickle. Pray she won't be no pickle.”
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thedogslegart · 1 year
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Postal 1 OCD haver.....
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biblicalhorror · 6 months
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Yknow that post that's like "when someone points out the wrong flaws in a character you hate so you're put in the unfortunate position of having to defend them" because that's me with the beloved 00s sitcom Friends
#'its so awkward without the laugh track!' first of all its not even a laugh track#its a live studio audience#google it#thats why the bloopers also have people laughing#secondly like. yeah???#shockingly the media that was designed around a certain sound element is more awkward and clunky when that element is edited out#'its homophobic/transphobic' this argument ill give a little more grace towards#bc like yeah a lot of the ways that the characters reinforce gender roles/stereotypes on one another is by threat of homophobia#and some of the jokes about chandlers parent are offensive#but it was also literally the first ever show to have a lesbian wedding onscreen in 1996#(roseanne did an episode on a gay wedding like a month before)#& w all the issues the show has dealing with trans people/drag it was a helluva lot better than almost anything else coming out @the time#for example chandler's trans parent is misgendered by other characters literally constantly#but when we do finally meet them theyre played by a cis woman in drag rather than a cis man in a wig#which yeah isnt perfect but is also much better than most trans representation onscreen at the time#and the character is allowed to be just as complex and sympathetic as any other parent on the show#i would even say moreso than the other parents tbh#'they put monica in a fat suit' yeah thats bad#and especially because of all the demeaning jokes monica is put through even after shes skinny#but the show again also takes the time to explore fat monicas humanity and how shes deserving of love#and explicitly states that her weight/body image issues were explicitly caused by her parents' emotional abuse/neglect#and even if she had stayed fat forever chandler would have still fallen in love with her#bc the show acknowledges that fat monica is not anywhere near deserving of the vitriol she receives from the ppl around her#which again for the time in the 90s/00s was pretty progressive#'theyre all functioning alcoholics' first of all theres an ep where theyre all shocked that the 6 of them went through 2 bottles of wine#and the reason for that is because one character finished one by themselves#secondly point out to me any mainstream sitcom from the last 30 years that doesnt have flagrant alcohol consumption#'they have like 2 black characters in the entire show and poc are treated terribly'#YES!! now we're talking#'ross sucks and ross/rachel is a romanticized depiction of emotional abuse' 10000% agree
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