#the void™

[don-dake]

🐯🐾 虎掌燒 🐯🐾

(🀄 ㄏㄨˊㄓㄤˇㄕㄠ/hú zhǎng shāo)

— literally “Tiger Paw Grill”, a grilled pancake snack filled with sweet or savoury filling, is apparently a Taiwanese variation on the Japanese たい焼き (Taiyaki).

Thanks to @thistransient's post (and @cherrymintvampyyri's reblog) that introduced me to the existence of the 虎掌燒！

#Boop Day™ may be over but have some 虎掌燒 to ease the void! (笑) #Putting this too under #Taiyaki #For convenience #虎掌燒 #Food #Boop

[silly-ink]

a little sleepy

#digital art #art #digital artwork #do not repost without credit #do not repost without permission #fanart #mcr #danger days the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #danger days #fun ghoul #kobra kid #fun ghoul danger days #kobra kid danger days #kobraghoul #funkobra #backgrounds are hard as hell #so you get The Void™

[kosmokhaos]

Malik saw what you did and he is judging you for it.

#Model #My Sims #Malik Rolnyang #The sims 3 #ts3 #simblr #sims of color #the sims #Unedited Pic Pile #Still messing around with my OCs in The Void™ #But he and his mommy get a new house so he gets a new room soon #Can wait to take pics and actually edit them lol

[your-villainous-neighbour]

fics where jean is like JAVERT WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE PONT AU CHANGE!! are so funny to me bc like.... girl what are YOU doing at the pont au change 👁️ why are YOU at the bridge over famously lethal rapids.... 👀

#suicidal ppl be like uhhhh love staring into the deep darkness. love physical manifestions of the Void™ #love staring into the great abyss and contemplating jumping but not actually doing it #anyway #jean valjean #javert #les mis #les miserables #should i trigger tag this #yeah just in case #suicidal ideation tw

[doinadigitaldnazing]

Yo New twomp oc just dropped

well not really, I made Sr. Cat about 2 months ago, I just never posted him.

-pulls out ukelele- But hey, everybody makes mistakeeesss-

i made him originally as a persona for Void News ™ (new article in the works), but he's also based on my irl cat! Just a silly little guy :3

honorable mentions

#twomp #twomp oc #the world of mr plant #twomp flopsy #ashur gharavi #sr cat twomp #flopsy twomp #void news™

[act-more-like-a-dog-sirius]

HP Rants: Things Fandom Gets WRONG

Remus Lupin’s Scars

Or more accurately, his lack of them

Alright kiddos I got a salty HP take and y’all are not gonna like it.

It is basically universal in any fandom depiction of Remus Lupin, whether in fic or art, that he has extensive facial scarring. this is another one of the movies-making-people-think-things-are-canon-that-really-aren’t-canon. the movies are shit. the movies lie. also.

it’s not physically possible.

y’all really never seen the anatomy of a wolf or even a dog?? they? can’t? physically? scratch? their? faces? unless? they? sit? down? on? their? bums? and? twist? around? all? awkwardly? to? use? their? hind? leg? but? even if that was what a rabid werewolf would do… that position/angle would in no way generate enough force to create actual cuts.

and like. most importantly, if Remus was covered in scars, don’t you think harry would have, i don’t know, mentioned/noticed/referred to it at least once??? kid’s visually observant (look I’m not talking emotionally, my man can be fucking clueless, but he paid attention to visual details) he always noticed people’s physical features and appearances. and the only visual/physical attributes ever associated with Lupin were ‘prematurely lined/aged face,’ and ‘[prematurely] graying hair’ ‘shabby’ [‘had an air of shabbiness about him’] he was often ‘worn’/‘wan’ ‘drawn’ [‘thin face’] and ‘tired’ or ‘pale’ and ‘ill-looking’ but never, not. one. singe. time. was he ever noted as having any scars.

NOT A SINGLE FUCKING TIME.

and harry notices those kinds of things. read any book 7 description of Bill. read any description ever of Moody. if remus had scars that could be seen, harry would have said so.

also, if he was so extensively scarred as fanon just looves to make him be, by the time we meet him in canon, he would have been through over 28 years worth of transformations (a very minimum of 336, with the 144 most recent being without the marauders to keep him from hurting himself as a wolf). and most likely he didn’t have ready access to the Wolf’s Bane potion as he was not actually able to brew it for himself—which he fucking said flat out. so. yeah. he would have been even more scarred than mad-eye moody if the whole transformations ==> facial scars thing was true.

This is the actual canon description of Remus John Lupin.

“The stranger was wearing an extremely shabby set of Wizard’s robes that had been darned in several places. He looked I’ll and exhausted.Though quite young, his light brown hair was flecked with grey.” “Professor Lupin’s pallid profile” “illuminated his tired grey face but his eyes looked alert and wary”

also. let’s be real here. werewolf bites are cursed wounds (which is why the scarring from them does not heal). you know what’s not cursed wounds? werewolf scratches. so it is not physically fucking possible for Remus to have cursed werewolf bite wounds on his face. because you cannot bite your own fucking face. and magic easily and seamlessly heals normal cuts and scratches and non cursed wounds. without scarring. so sure, even if he scratched his face with his werewolfy claws, they’re not cursed wounds, so they would have been magically healed as such. same goes for any other injuries he got as a wolf. any broken bones, or scratches not from his claws. they all would have been magically healed and wouldn’t leave any scars.

and i just honestly don’t think that a werewolfs cursed bite mark wounds would be cursed on itself. like. it’s already a werewolf. it’s not gonna become any more werewolf. i don’t know. i just don’t think that any wounds from a werewolf biting itself would scar. it just doesn’t really make sense. plus again, we return to canon.

remus has no visible scars.

sure maybe. maybe. he is absolutely covered in scars on the parts of his body that aren’t covered by clothing or robes. but definitely not his hands or forearms. because canonically there is no mention of him having scars, and harry has seen his hands and forearms (when he just casually rolled up his sleeves so he could murder his former best friend, as one does nbd).

actually you know what. scratch all that. there is canonical evidence. WEREWOLVES ARE ONLY DANGEROUS TO HUMANS. once he became a werewolf, remus was no longer a human. so. any bites or wounds he gave himself while he was transformed were just normal non-cursed wounds. that could be fixed by magic and wouldn’t leave scars. so yeah. there’s my proof.

TLDR: my take is that remus has bad scars from his initial bite from greyback, but doesn’t have any scars from his own werewolf ass biting himself

#hot fucking take #salty hp takes #HP Rants #Remus lupin #fandom is WRONG and I hate it #(if you don’t like my hot fucking take the block button is right there) #(don’t come at me looking for a fight or Discourse™) #(I am not interested. I am just screaming my RAGE into the void) #local girl has ocd and HATES when fandom gets canon details wrong #marauders #Harry potter meta #harry potter things #Harry potter #salty takes are salty #but true #I am right #die mad about it #lmfao #the marauders #marauders era #marauders fandom

[fullmoonfireball]

thinking about these fucking interactions again

#Rambles Into The Void #Club Penguin #rory is just. such a character ever #world's most mischaracterized man #literally SO many people write him as A Normal Dude™ and it's criminal #he's a little freak!!!! on god let him be a weirdo

[selenealwayscries]

Day 5: Shipping (Poly ZIT)

I dont think I've ever explained how much I love this ship and I dont think I will . accept it into your hearts and maybe you'll understand

#mcyt #hermitcraft #hermitblr #zedaph #zedaphplays #hermitshipping #poly zit #zedtober #Selene's Zedtober™ #<- organization tag uwu #this one took forever for me lol #i dont draw poly zit a lot because i kinda already struggle with 2 figures #and drawing 3 figures in the same piece is like torture for me i had to look for so many references #also NEW ZED EPISODE JUST CAME OUT WHILE I WAS NAPPING . BRUH #wdym geting hit by lightning in the void . literally whos doing it like him #i wanna put him in a terrarium and study him #anyways i just binged like 10 episodes of an anime series with vc i need to rest my overheating brain #catgirl supreme

[againstthegrainphoto]

...is this legal?....

#seattle kraken #kraken #seattlekraken #phillipp grubauer #yanni gourde #krakenpraken™️ #holding #i really should publish more of my kraken photos #this is from last year #4/25/22 #this is from the first time i took my real camera to krakenpraken™ #bless the photog on flickr who told me that they allow full pro gear at practice #that's kraken hockey baby #is this where this page is headed now? #I just come to this godforsaken website to shout my bit into the void and then go away for months on end #....well plus my auto posts that come over from insta.... #philippgrubauer #yannigourde

[anyrava]

Little bit of vent art :I

#not feeling brave enough to post this on my main sites #don't worry I'm alright #just felt like screaming into the void this one time #now I'm a real artist ™ expressing my emotions trough images so historians in 200 years can assign me a psychological profile based on it #anxiety disorder #Depression #intrusive thoughts

[witchklng]

when you find the green book 🧐 & realize that both the red book brother AND the blue book brother have been playing you for a fool 🤯😤 so now you have to go find the white page in order to resolve three generations of daddy issues 🙄

#spoiler alert: the daddy issues never get resolved. bc why talk it out when you could just banish them into the void forever? honestly mood #myst #atrus #sirrus #achenar #mystposting #witchklng #there is not a single even remotely Crisp™ image of og a.trus but country girls make do 😤

[emily84]

like, i feel like it bears repeating, but the argument that aziraphale and crowley's happy ending means that they'll fuck on every surface of their new shared cottage because they're 'finally fully human' etc. is a bit... unnerving to me, personally.

it's not fair to call people who just want honest and decent ace representation 'prudes' or 'victorian'.

i both read and write sex scenes, i like them. i have both read and written it for these two! however, when it comes to canon, i am fiercely protective of the way they've been portrayed so far and yes, that can change and evolve, but i don't want that to mean that ace fans are once again thrown under the bus over the false idea that sexual relationships are inherently 'better gay representation' or somehow 'more deep because there's human sex involved'.

i understand that my reading of them as a sex-positive ace couple who just kiss a lot is not necessarily mainstream or popular (see the hate neil gaiman has gotten from a section of the fandom for saying this in the past, maybe in not so many words), but i can't stand when people try to diminish it or calling it less valid. and i am tired of having to defend ace interpretations of charcters that were explicitly ace to begin with like i'm somehow 'taking away from gay representation'. as if being ace was just a step for them to overcome in their quest to 'become real boys'.

and also, also, i love the idea that they have to make an 'effort' to be sexual, and their effort can manifest in different combinations but no matter, because they still fit like puzzle pieces. they can at times be men, or women, or nonbinary, or agender, or shades of gender that only shrimps see, idc. i don't want them to end on the same note as barbie, where becoming real humans means they get 'real, fixed human parts', like genitals are the entire point of this. even if they are important!

#like #shouting into the void don't mind me #i'm just whining #but this is why i stay away from fandom discourse #it's always fucking WRONG #don't get me wrong if they have sex in the show? more power to them #like i was saying - i prefer a sex-positive interpretation of them #but you guys need to seriously lighten up #good omens #fandom discourse #fandom discourse(™) #i've read the arguments stating that having 'real cocks' will finally make them gay... like go ahead and unfollow me lol #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands

[boop-le-snoot]

dear people with coochies...

okay whatever is this trend that is going around that keeps telling vulva owners don't need to use soap... PLEASE USE SOAP!

you are supposed to use (gentle) soap on the vulva (the outside!). there are a lot of folds and crevices that collect discharge that can and will turn into smegma if soap is not applied! water is not enough!! sometimes, you need to retract your clitoral hood and wash in there, too.

if you have sensitive skin or you suspect your bacterial vaginosis comes from hygiene products, consider the following before ditching soap:

• change from generic soap to one used for babies.

• your preferred brand of pads/tampons may be the culprit. especially, tampons with applicators and pads with colourful swirls/fragrance infused pads! also, make sure you wash and sterilise your reusable period products after each cycle.

• your partner is using lotion to wank frequently. ask them to ditch the lotion and buy actual lube!

• your (uncut) partner does not use soap on his penis, particularly behind the foreskin. uncut penises collect bacteria quickly. overall, if your partner has a penis, they need to be uptop with their junk too.

• the brand of condoms you use - some condoms come pre-lubed with lubricant that contains a lot of glycerin, which is metabolised as sugar and may upset your natural PH balance.¹

• your blood sugar levels are elevated. while generally that leads to frequent yeast infections, sometimes your body might do a fucky and give you BV instead.

• your laundry detergent may be the culprit - especially if you use powdered product and wash on a low temperature (<40°C) + low spin (<800/m).

• you and/or your partner habitually do not wash your hands before touching your kitty. this is self explanatory.

• wash your sex toys. yes, even the satisfyer and other clitoral stuff. make sure your sex toys are of non-porous, non-toxic materials. avoid phthalates in your dildos!

DO NOT! under any circumstances put yogurt (not even the one that says unsweetened), garlic or any other foodstuffs in your vagina! that yeast infection/BV might turn into toxic shock.

additionally, dump that tampon applicator too! statistically, tss (from tampon usage) prevalence is higher in countries that use tampon applicators, especially the plastic ones. it is commonly understood that bacteria enters the bloodstream through microtears in the vaginal walls. for the same reason, it is strongly recommended to use the right size/absorbance tampons as to not cause unnecessary abrasions.

thank you for your time and patience.

¹ anecdotally, I have heard good reviews about Skyn, MySize and Lelo condoms from the more expensive end & EXS Air Thin from the cheaper end. I personally use EXS. Most "popular" condom brands are not that good for your coochie. Durex is the worst.

#hygiene #feminine hygiene #coochie #PSA #your friendly neighborhood Mom Friend ™ is out here yelling into the void yet again #periods #i have had to explain this to the last girl I hooked up with and... idk how to feel #she took it gracefully at least and i genuinely felt bad #but like #Idk how to feel

[maranull]

fic where the Tarnished finds Therolina before Shitluvis turns her into a puppet and then it's road trip and bonding over loss time

and the description that says "A Maiden without a Tarnished. A Tarnished without a Maiden. And yet no guide to bring them together." now rings wrong because even without a guide the two found not the partner that they were assigned, but a partner nonetheless

#elden ring #tarnished #finger maiden therolina #i'd write if i wasn't in yet another writer's block era™ (┬┬﹏┬┬) #but i am so i'm just throwing the idea in the void #*insert throwing sound effect here* #this isn't romantic i forbid it

[doinadigitaldnazing]

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT! EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH ELUSIVE @an-theduckin!!!

On January second, twenty twenty four, an exclusive interview was held with twompblr celebrity, An, in void times square!

The reporter uncovers an amazing and horrifying truth of this celebrity's life, what in Ashur's name could have caused such an up-roar?

The interviewer goes on to ask about void phenomenon, Wide Billy, created by An theirself!

PICK UP NEXT WEEKS ARTICLE: WIDE BILLY- Friend or Foe?

#shut up scott #void news™ #twomp #ashur gharavi #the world of mr plant

[kindlythevoid]

Alrighty. I have seen the newest episode of the Percy Jackson Show. Thoughts (in no particular order):

Sad about not getting to see Charon ("Do I LOOK like a Centaur to you??? It's CARE-on.") in his Italian Silk Suits™ and complain about pay raises

CERBERUS!!

Hehehehe Annabeth shouting "don't make me come back there" to Procrustus hehehe

KRONOS NAME DROP

THE FOOTWEAR DROPPING INTO HELL!!!

Sad at not seeing so many football field-wide fields that are crowded with the lights off for the Asphodel fields vs Soooo cool how the trees are ppl and all the ppl are treees and all the trees in the background for ever and ever?? vs WHICH REGRET IS TYING ANNABETH THERE???

I FREAKING KNEW THAT WE WOULD LOSE THE FOURTH PEARL I KNEW IT vs. GROVER BBY NOOO

Seeing Poseidon (:/) vs. SALLY JACKSON FLASHBACK (HELL YESS????)

Seeing Hades (a lil sad that he isn't the first 10-ft tall actual god-looking god that Percy sees in the series like in the books, woulda been cool :/) vs. SEEING HADES!!!! (this man is Nico's FATHER!?!? he will actively keep and try to raise this child??? I love this man. What an absolute g. So funny?? And also seems to be the only one who cares about shit?? What a guy!!!)

CERBERUS!!!!

"Okie-doke." XD ???

Sad about no "Uncle Hades"

Happy about THE SET UP FOR THE BOSS FIGHT NEXT EPISODE!!!

Every single parallel?? I love???

No forgotten dreams in the Styx. :( I understand why, with the budgets and stuff, but no creepy Styx??? :( :(

OH WAIT DOES THE RUBBER BALL THROWN IN THE STYX COUNT AS A BROKEN DREAM??? (it does now; let me have this pls)

Grover and Percy quality time :)

"Would you like some pomegranate juice??? :D" Hades wtf XD

Speaking of Pomegranates, so happy we did not get to see Persephone in the middle of summer in the Underworld!! Let us see her when we see her!!

CERBERUS!!!!!

Annabeth lore drop in the show!!

Final Thoughts:

Hell yes, Hades (pun intended)

Good Doggo

I NEED to see Percy giving Gabe's number on live tv and promising everyone free appliances if they call the number!!

#all in all great episode!! #i understand about the budget #nevertheless i am Sad™ #but cerberus makes me happy :) #and I'm sorry but hades was hilarious and i am so glad he wasn't the bad guy!! #i will never forgive the movies for that #percy jackson #percy jackson show #annabeth chase #hades #grover underwood #cerberus #just yelling into the void #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson and the olympians #but yeah i had thoughts about the show #then realized i had a lot of thoughts about the episode #but not of any depth #so am trying my hand at this?? #\ (ツ) /