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Absolutely obsessed with how quickly Diego just accepted the whole Umbrella/Sparrow dance off hallucination as a real thing. He looked around confused for a minute, questioned Luther once, and then just fucking rolled with it. No wondering how they all knew the same choreography. No asking where the music was coming from. Man was just full on down to dance. Truly peak himbo behavior.
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bisexuallilapitts · 1 year
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Klaus Hargreeves + text posts
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z0nefive · 8 months
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sometimes i think about the fact five's trauma technically never happened
if somebody dies and you had the ability to go back and time and prevent it, what do you do with the leftover trauma? you are left with the trauma of a horror only you have seen. something that, by all logic, has never happened, because you were there to prevent it from occurring. did it ever truly happen? and if not, then what is there to mourn? how do you mourn the loss of something that was never lost?
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highlyincorrect · 1 year
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Five: Fight me, you bitch!
Sparrow Ben: Oh really, shorty? What are you gonna do, kick me in the ankle?
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Diego: Why’s Ben hobbling around and crying
Klaus: Five kicked him very hard in the ankle
Five: And I’d do it again
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shayneysides · 8 months
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actually forever angry that they didn't expand on diego's powers in season 3. like the season 2 finale moment where he stops all the bullets is SO COOL and really makes you go woah! we've underestimated diego this whole time! i can't wait to see the full extent of his powers and what he can really do! and then in s3 he kinda just sucks shit
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non-plutonian-druid · 7 months
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babies!
i hope none of you thought i *wouldnt* be making centaur delores. As usual, her level of realness is ambiguous but it's a silly au so the answer can be "very" if that's what floats your boat. Also, note that she's taller than five is. that's what we in the business call "foreshadowing"
[ID: Two drawings of baby apocalypse five and real person! delores as centaurs. In the first, they are both standing looking at each other. Five is looking skeptical; almost, for example, as if he ran into another person in an empty wasteland where he was expecting everyone to be dead. Delores is smiling mischievously, because she knows she's about to make a friend. In the second image, Delores is rolling around on the ground with her horse legs going everywhere. Since her horse half is a foal, this is a lot of legs to be going everywhere. Five has his hands on his hips as he looks down at her. In both, Five is wearing an apocalypse survival outfit, while Delores is wearing a cute top. End ID.]
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yenvengerberg · 2 years
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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY APPRECIATION WEEK 06. favourite quotes
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fiveisthedaddyhere · 2 years
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Diego is the revolted emo who loves wear black and in the minor inconvenience burst out in a wave of fury. I'm very sure he would listen to Olivia Rodrigo in secret
Allison was in her dark emo phase in season 3. Like, very very dark. Where life is a shit, God is dead and she only wants every single soul who dares to cross her path to suffocate into a plastic bag
Klaus is Klaus. He's such a richie emo, I'm not going to elaborate. You can (re)watch the series and reach your conclusions
Five, alright, you saw him in s3? Everything bout him screamed EMO. He's finally liberting the emoness inside him. He listens to rock. Deal with people is difficult. His life is blood. He burns this shit to the ground. He's a senior emo.
Both Umbrella!Ben and Sparrow!Ben are emo.
Umbrella!Ben loves gothic books, is a misunderstood romantic and cries himself to sleep at night (or at least used to when he was alive because he's a ghost and OH being dead is very emo of his part)
Sparrow!Ben is an emo in denial, but you fool nobody sir. You can wear your "rich boy" clothes, call other people emo as an insult and change your hairstyle from the end of season 2 to season 3 but you are EMO and I KNOW that
Viktor? His life is a big emo joke, I'm sorry. He listens to sad music to get even more sad, shyness who hides homicidal rage, depressed life, y'know, classical emo. Oh and destroy the whole world by PLAY A VIOLIN??? This is the apex of being emo
Lila went to play in a rock band in 80's Germany when she was having a break down, what is there more to say?
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MY POINT IS the Umbrella Academy is a story about Luther and his emo family.
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fire-gift · 2 years
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klave parallels ❤
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aquaticgecko · 1 year
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incorrect quote based on an absolute banger of a conversation I had with my best friend yesterday:
Diego: “Well one time when were kids, everyone was getting sick, and I started feeling sick. So I ate a bunch of those vitamin C infused cough drops. And when I woke up I was completely fine! …I beat the sickness’s ass before it could take me down!”
**long ass pause**
Klaus: “Well when I was a kid… I ate dirt…”
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Klaus: I swear to shit if you come near me with that thing Im going to punch you
Diego: *Holding a thermometer* You’re too weak to sit up let alone punch anyone
Klaus: Its the thought that counts
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fivehargreevees · 2 years
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PEOPLE LIKE US, we will never save enough lives to make up for the ones that we take.
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bisexuallilapitts · 2 years
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UMBRELLA ACADEMY APPRECIATION WEEK - DAY THREE
FAVOURITE TROPES + ALLISON + KLAUS 
(tropes listed under the cut)
Allison: Afraid of their own strength, Fight Like A Normal, Sanity Slipping, Compelling Voice, One Man Army, I jusr wanna be normal, Celebrity Superhero
Klaus: The Cassandra, Blessed With Suck, I See Dead People, Tragic Keepsake, Big Brother Instinct and Back From the Dead
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fiveapocalypse · 1 year
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Doctor’s Orders.
Five gets sick, the recovery isn’t easy.
Hi : D @lookingforhappy @tinned-beef @aka-tua-braindump (uh I think maybe you’d like this) @maibeenot
“Is he gonna be okay?”
Her daughter, only around seven, is peeking through the doorway of her and Five’s shared bedroom. Lila blinks in the process of wiping away the sweat on Five’s flushed face and was only slightly glad that Grace wasn’t marching into the room and demanding to help like Five had done when she was sick, eventually catching the cold himself. “Little bugger is a tough walnut.” She digs through a bag by her side, “I’m sure he’ll be up and trying to microwave grapes in no time.” Grace giggles, bouncing on her toes. She doesn’t enter the room. Lila is glad she stays put.
“I told him not to!” She chirps, shaking her head in dismay, “but Five said that it was for science.”
“Rule number one, if your brother says anything is for science, it means that you tie him to a chair and make sure he doesn’t leave your sight.”
“Mama, he always escapes.”
Lila looked skeptical before glancing at the unconscious ‘child’ wheezing on the bed. “You’re right,” she grumbles, feeling Five’s hot skin under her palm. “He’s like a mini Houdini.”
Her daughter hums, rocking back and forth, chewing on her bottom lip. It’s the most concerned Lila has ever seen her. “Will he really be okay?” Her voice is soft, tiny, “I didn’t mean to get him sick, Mama.” Grace’s eyes shine, unshed tears at the edges.
Five had been much too supportive.
It wasn’t a bad thing, and Lila felt validated that she was doing a better job than the handler and Reginald at raising her kid, but Five was stubborn and protective and when Grace got sick, he forced her and Diego to stay out of their room while he cared for her instead so they didn’t get the cold and have to miss their jobs. That, in turn however, got Five sick too and when he collapsed while playing Jenga with Grace, Lila had her qualms about taking him to the hospital.
He’d be fine—right?
He’s been through worse.
A cold should be nothing.
“You didn’t do nothing, sugar bug.” Lila can’t hug her, because she’s been around a severely sick kid this whole morning, but she does talk, at least, getting Grace’s attention. “Five is just an idiot, selflessly caring, yes, but an idiot.” Not to her surprise, Grace nods.
“He’s a big jerk.”
“A jerk?” Lila mused, “whys that?”
“Cause he doesn’t care about himself! But we do, so he makes us sad, which is being a jerk.”
Diego must have been explaining why he calls Five a bully sometimes. It’s the only explanation. Lila opens her mouth, ready to agree that yes, Five was a big jerk and his jerkiness was super annoying (and worrisome) but a sudden onslaught of coughs immediately took her attention away.
She nearly has a heart attack at the sight of Five coughing up red foamed phlegm and saliva.
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mangoshorthand · 1 year
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When it comes to Number Five, I can forgive a lot of things. I can excuse his murders and I can justify his occasional meanness to his siblings but I just tried a fluffernutter sandwich and I can no longer make excuses for his depravity. I am shocked and ashamed he would platform such an abomination and I think we should all think long and hard about what message we're sending to the wider world by being associated with him.
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lesetoilesfous · 1 year
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Hey listen Allison Hargreeves' arc in s3 was absolutely sensational, Emmy Raver-Lampman is a fantastic actor who pulled it off beautifully, it was so refreshing to have a black woman in a mixed cast given such a nuanced, complex plotline instead of being forced to play love interest / emotional babysitter for her white co-stars
(And maybe we should all question why it's ok for white characters to have flaws, make mistakes and do bad things, but as soon as the black woman does she's suddenly the worst person to ever exist)
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