#the things i'd do for this man

[xx-lemon-drop-xx]

The things I'd do for this man.

#record of ragnarok poseidon #ror #ror poseidon #The things I'd do for this man #Poseidon let me worship you in other ways

[leggywormy]

Let me clean that for u sweetie

#*drops dignity and leaves room* #I'm not the only one seeing this tho stop lying #the things I'd do for this man #*unattractive slorp noise* #rei suwa #buddy daddies rei #buddy daddies #suwa rei #buddy daddies meme #leggywormy memes

[valmare]

Say you’re ✨ obsessed ✨ without saying you’re obsessed—

(My work binder is LEGIT)

And on a magical note I have convinced my fellow-reader coworker to check out Val’s memoir. After a ten minute discussion she’s committed 😂

She was like, "You should work his PR team. You sold me!"

Me—they wouldn't even have to pay me. Just put me within spitting distance and we good, fam.

#val kilmer #work binder #art #bahahaha #roflmao #crying 😂😂😂😂 #val please hire me #the things i'd do for this man #and the things i'd let him do to me #work work work #I'm totally fine #looking respectfully #he's a babe

[sky-is-the-limit]

𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚌𝚘𝚠𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚙𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚠𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕, 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢, 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗, 𝚕𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚑𝚘𝚐, 𝚛𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚘, 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚘𝚐𝚐𝚢, 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚍, 𝚔𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚕𝚎, 𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚛, 𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚞𝚜, 𝚏𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚕𝚢, 𝚋𝚞𝚕𝚕, 𝚍𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛, 𝚙𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚞𝚜𝚑, 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚘𝚙, 𝚛𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚜𝚎, 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚜, 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚋𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚡 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚝, 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚐 𝚞𝚙, 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜 𝚞𝚙, 𝚞𝚙𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚛, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎, 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚗, 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑, 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝, 𝚝𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚎.

(gif cred: @itspapillonnoir)

#I'm legit losing it. The things I would do for this man? The things I would do to that man?!?!?! #I'd have him stretch it so wide that he could take a dive in it. It's pulsing his name in morse code at this point. #need his dick so fucking far up inside that my bellybutton would start to worry #arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 smut #arthur morgan smut #arthur morgan x reader

[general-cyno]

Luffy + being completely normal about Zoro.

#tvedit #onepieceedit #oplaedit #one piece live action #opla #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #zolu #one piece #zoro #luffy #myedit #mygifs #long post #THEY'RE SO #luffy always being so happy to see zoro and thinking he's cool makes me feel things ok #luffy: if i had a first mate i would hype him up so much - #also the fact that when everything's seemingly falling apart the person he wants (needs) most by his side........is zoro #im so unwell #also maybe im just a simple man but 'i'd do anything to save him. anything. except stand in the way of his dream' goes so hard #love is real actually #this isn't even all of it......but if i giffed more this post wouldn't end #love them so much

[k4pp4-8]

Adding the spot to my babygirl collection

#i know i use this word alot but HE'S SO SILLYUYYY #ineed to put him in a blender #the SECOND i laid my eyes on him i just knew i was gonna love him #the fucking ideal body type i'm so serious #he's built like a mini-fridge with long limbs it's incredible #((the things i'd do to his pelvis)) #the spot #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman atsv #spiderverse #kappart #my art

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

And no one could give sensation, horror, and shock like Vincent Price!

I'll never Not post this.

Vincent Price - House of Wax (1953)

#vincent price #the house of wax #god i love him #he is so evil and so delicious that it should be a fucking crime #i wanna straddle him on that couch #i wanna straddle him in that wheelchair #fuck #the things i'd like to do to this man #im fine.this is fine #bicon #bisexual #spooky #halloween #horror #old horror movies #vintage #movie #actor #handsome #gif #gifs made by me #gif set #my gifs

[ballpitwitch]

KEANU REEVES as NEO The Matrix (1999)

#Keanu Reeves #The Matrix #kreevesedit #moviegifs #junkfooddaily #userstream #dailyflicks #cinemapix #filmedit #* #Neo #cypher saying Neo has pretty eyes was the realest thing #neo you're doing amazing sweetie #get him some noodles #*all those posts about not arguing with a man with brown eyes* #did i need the version so HD i can see the stray chest hairs??? #yes and frankly i'd worry about my state of mind if that wasn't the case #*my hard drive crying in the distance* #coloring this was......yeah wow #sure he can dodge bullets or whatever but he's also a gangly nerd and that's what i need #okie dokie #hacker bf 💚 #god what a face #is this seat taken? #pls don't hurt me Trinity #you're under arrest #put your hands where i can hold them #me if i was agent smith #thank you to who decided on the thigh holsters #they are supremely important

[hawkinsbnbg]

Steve Harrington was a dragon.

Once upon a time, he would kidnap a princess, imprison her in his tower, guard the said tower, and await his doom delivered by a knight in shining armor.

But this wasn't that kind of fairy tale. No, in this story, Steve and the princess were friends. Her lover was a fae who was his platonic soulmate, and the knight in shining armor was his brother in arms.

Still, no one, even Steve himself, foreseen it when a handsome mercenary arrived at his tower and stole his heart.

Steve never felt so adored in his long and boring life, but Edwyn "Eddie" Munson managed to do the impossible.

The man was good with his words, even better with his fingers when he scratched the itchy spots beneath Steve's scales and drew runes of protection and love on Steve's human body.

Eddie was also an attentive lover who brought Steve sparkly gifts every time he visited the tower.

In turn, Steve let the mercenary ride on his back in their adventures, let the man guide him to wherever he was pleased, and let himself be consumed in the amorous looks Eddie would give him when the man thought he didn't notice.

Robin, Nancy, and Jonathan had been suspicious at first about Eddie's true motive. They worried that the mercenary would betray Steve because, despite his peaceful nature, Steve was the most powerful of his kind. And frankly, many had hunted him throughout his life given that even a piece of his scales cost a fortune in black markets.

Their concern was warranted, Steve supposed, but he trusted Eddie to not do him harm. Yet, sometimes, when Steve couldn't sleep at night, he would think about the worst and decide that if Eddie asked, he would give the man everything.

After all, Eddie already had his heart.

In the end, Eddie only asked of him a vial of his blood to cure Wayne's illness.

The day the truth came out was when Eddie approached him and stated that his uncle couldn't wait any longer.

Steve could see the desperation and hope in those chocolate eyes that he so loved, and knew for certain that Eddie wouldn't fight him but would be on his knees and beg until he agreed to help.

Before things could go any worse, Steve decided to take the matter into his own hands. Literally.

"So you had approached me because of my blood," Steve smiled wryly at the sting of the betrayal as he let Eddie dress the gash on his forearm. They both knew the cut would heal in a few minutes, but Steve didn't turn down Eddie's help. Couldn't.

"You should know that I didn't only have your blood in mind," Eddie fastened the bandage's knot securely.

"What? Are you asking for my organs next?" Steve huffed out a bitter laugh. "I heard they're quite useful ingredients for rituals and potions."

"No," Eddie met his eyes calmly and guided Steve's hand to rest on his chest. "Please listen to the song of my heart and do know that it is never a lie when I say this: I've been wanting all of you for myself since I first laid eyes on you."

Steve blinked rapidly in bewilderment and awe. Every dragon had an innate talent, and Steve's was the ability to see only the truth.

Thus, when Eddie opened himself up so freely like that, Steve could also see the man's deepest desire. And what he saw made him blush terribly. This man was truly hopeless.

"You never do anything in half, do you?" Steve snorted.

"Once Uncle Wayne gets better, I will return to the tower and never leave your side again," Eddie held his hand tightly as if fearing he would take it back and peppered feathery kisses on his knuckles.

Those words sung true to Steve's heart. Yet, he also sensed the wordless yearning from his lover. There was only one way, wasn't it?

"I'll go with you, then. I think it's time for you to introduce me to your family."

"Are you sure?"

Looking at Eddie's hopeful eyes, Steve leaned in to kiss the love of his life soundly.

"As sure as gold."

They both chuckled fondly at the memory together. After all, the first thing Eddie had given him upon their meeting was a sparkling bar of gold.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #dragon steve #mercenary eddie #princess nancy #fae robin #knight jonathan #steve: *sniffs disdainfully at the mercenary standing below* what are you doing here at my tower? #eddie: i'm edwyn munson and i'd like to be friends with you. #steve: as if I would– #eddie: *takes out a bar of gold* is this enough? #steve: *already mesmerized by the sparkly thing* ... well it's not so bad. i can see we're going to be good friends sir munson. #robin & nancy & jonathan: *gasps* what a cunning man! #sionewrites

[outer-edges]

#btw if rachel zegler looked at me like that i would forgot how to speak english #look at the big brown eyes on this woman #brown eyed man this brown eyed man that LOOK AT THIS WOMAN #this is THEEEEE brown eyed person of all time #WHATEVER YOU SAY GORGEOUS #LITERALLY WHATEVER YOU SAY #rachel zegler #rachelzegleredit #rachelzegler #mattie edits #rzegleredit #rzegler #rachel zegler gifs #also cannot believe the internet tried to get everyone to hate this woman a couple months ago #and i cant believe it worked??? #bro she could kick my cat in front of me and i'd be okay with it #literally because she's just that devastatingly gorgeous #whatever u say gorgeous whatever u say #nobody ask me how long these gifs took it was an embarassingly long time i was trying to overcomplicate it and do a thing but it flopped

[pipermintz]

#verbalase #hazbin hotel #helluva boss #oc #silly #I mean I'd do the same exact thing #I get it man #I really do

[da-shrimping-station]

lil Zagan doodle teehee

#shrimpy art #whb #what in hell is bad #whb fanart #what in “hell” is bad? #prettybusy what in “hell” is bad? #whb zagan #the things i'd let this man do to me lmao

[mariana-oconnor]

The fact that there is no dialogue with Karlach where Tav can suggest that she and Dammon maybe get to know each other a little better is tragic to me.

I want to set up my friend with the sweet tiefling blacksmith. LET ME SET THEM UP.

#BG3 #Baldur's Gate 3 #Karlach Cliffgate #Dammon #Karlach x Dammon #We've got a whole conversation about 'anyone in mind' for the kissing thing #but no way to suggest anyone #Wyll can absolutely join them #But he's got to sort out some daddy issues first #I also want to be able to suggest that Shadowheart and Lae'zel should get a room with only one bed #and sort out their differences the traditional fanfic way #But alas I cannot #Don't want to set Astarion up with anyone #I think he needs to work out who he is after 200 years of being a puppet before he jumps into a relationship #but if he wants to regain his bodily autonomy through life-affirming sex - he and Halsin could totally do that #And obviously Operation: Woo Wizard Get Library means that Gale is spoken for #I will have that library #Though if I weren't set on the library I'd definitely be on the 'Gale needs time before he throws himself into another relationship' train #Man needs to stop basing decisions on his partner's approval and learn to define himself outside of a relationship #He is Kenough #That is too many tags #Sorry #Qd

[lunarharp]

hehe. almost christmas!

#ace attorney tag #narumitsu #partial nudity / #2nd and 3rd things inspired by playing the first game and Uhh... why is phoenix accusing men of being lovers and being certain of it #and just generally containing the core of bisexuality within him #also there's that part i recall in maybe the..3rd game? where he's like Wow.. I'd Fall For Him Too... about that cinnamon swirl looking man #learnt lately that the writers upon learning that ace attorney was very popular with BL people immediately started reading BL #to understand the genre. i think phoenix would also do such Research in college. to Learn About People. About The World. #so now he feels that he has gaydar and is a good Ally etc. But actually maybe...you're also just bi too ! #too bad you'll have to get kissed by a criminal to work that out! Hang in there <3 #i reread my fic today !! I'm in the christmas mood now ! Sort of ! ooooh the 7 year gap.. at least we are in the 7 year gap years irl #Somewhere out there they ARE drinking wine romantically gazing at snow on a balcony in germany. thank GOD for that fr #so i shall be drawing things from THAT era next i need to depict men finally kissing NOW !!!!!! #can't do it with orufrey..can't draw cute happy romantic wintry art of them..didn't finish processing my current divorcecore arc era cycle

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Sugary Sweet: Post Prison!Kazutora x Fem Reader (NSFW, praise, overstimulation, Kazutora is outta prison and has an oral fixation)

note: short little fic because I was having some Kazutora brainrot and needed to write immediately

Tagging @arlerts-angel and @i-literally-cant-with-this

🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛🖤💛

You didn't plan on staying home all day, but you should've known you wouldn't be able to go anywhere. Not with Kazutora around, and especially not with him between your legs. His calloused hands gripped your soft thighs, holding your legs back. Tongue rolling over your clit as he slurped up your juices.

You met while he was working at the pet shop and he was immediately attracted to you. You two made it official after a month of going out and you became his favorite treat after the first time he ate you out. He was obsessed with the way you tasted and thought you tasted sweeter than any candy he's ever had in his life. He could stay between your legs for hours on end, even when you were whining and overstimulated.

His thumbs rubbed circles into your thighs as he left sloppy kisses on your clit. He pulled away for a moment and looked up, his pretty golden eyes staring at you, watching as your chest slowly rose and fell. Tears forming on your lash line from the sensitivity of your clit. You were overstimulated, but Tora knew better than to stop. He knew how much you liked him overstimulating you, being greedy and not stopping until he was satisfied.

"You always look so beautiful from this angle baby. I could eat this pretty pussy all day~"

He licked your remaining juices off his lips and dived in for more, letting go of your thighs in exchange for grabbing your hips. You immediately pressed his head between your thighs, but that wouldn't make a difference. He still lapped at your cunt like a starved man, desperate to savour the sweetness of it.

#tokyo revengers #kazutora hanemiya #tokyo revengers smut #kazutora smut #kazutora x reader #the things I'd let this man do to me 😫 #need to sit on his face so bad #feral for fictional men #why is he so fucking hot #I need him immediately

[odeu-m]

b4 death B) - angel w a little hat below cut <3

tried to stick to their death dates a bit but. idk i only googled for like 5 mins. also i wanted those old news print colours 😌

#alastor #niffty #angel dust #hazbin hotel #fanart #i wanted to like. idk not necessarily match their designs but what i think they'd have looked like when alive #a lot of people give angel heterochromia which i dig but i like the idea he's got the same thing as david bowie - 2 different sized pupils #i wanted 2 make niffty deranged but also sweet bc i love her dearly but i do think she killed people #alastor i tried to like give him a cab calloway vibe like charming but then also his scary little smile #Had to give Al the little glasses chain for extra cuntitude #angel i think was strange to make bc. he's the least human out of these 3 to me. so he could've looked like anything. #you can pry him being a bleach blonde out of my cold dead hands tho this man has dark hair naturally #needed him to look Fruity. but only a little. the amount of times i'd give him makeup then had to force myself to remove it #i love talking abt visual headcanons im so shit at writing to so you'll have to put up w drawings just so i can ramble abt them in the note #human niffty #human alastor #human angel dust #.ctf