I wasted an hour of my time calculating the Regional Managers canon heights
So before we get into the list, how did I do this?
Simple: I counted the bars on each of their mugshots and made a metric based on the full height of real mugshots (18 bars = 7 feet). If they were mid-bar/off screen/Moving (gdi BruBot and Payser) I made a rough guesstimation.
Edit: Had to redo the Satellite Investors' metric since those bastards were WAY off
Edit 2: I never Found the Family. Fixed that.
That out of the way lets show off these fucker's heights
LAA - 6'10
Factory Foreman - 6'3
Mint Supervisor - 6'2
Head Attorney - 6'2
Club President - 6'8
Derrick Man - 4'11
PRR - 5'9
Derrick Hand - 6'7
DOLD - 7'4
DOPA - 7'
Duck Shuffler - 5'
Prethinker - 3'8
Deep Diver - 7'
Rainmaker - 5'
Gatekeeper - 5'7
Witch Hunter - 6'2 (with hat)
Bellringer - 5'
Multislacker - 6'
Mouthpiece - 4'11
Major Player - 7'
Firestarter - 6'5
Plutocrat - 3'6
Charon - 5' 7
Nix - 5' 5
Hydra - 5' 7
Styx - 4' 10
Kerberos - 7'
Tree Killer - 5'5
Chainsaw Consultant - 6'9
Featherbedder - 5'
Pacesetter - 5'6
Litigator - 6'9
Sternographer - 7'2
Case Manager - 5'9
Scapegoat - 5'3
High Roller - 6'9 (Ironically not an average of their heights)
playing w sparkle shoujo brush is so fun kskskss
At first, I drew Collei being cute and Freminet was the one being confused and I don't know how I reversed it
jason doesn’t feel guilty for the murders he committed!!! he can’t feel catholic guilt or want repentance or atonement for something he doesn’t feel guilt about! and there are dozens of religions we could explore jason in that would be so much more fun than catholicism or any type of christianity
how about that uhhhhh Fantasy Julie. she gets her sword <3 no one can take it from her <3
rambles:
SIKE you get an extra, lower quality doodle
SIKE AGAIN here's the rambles
yeah... i caved and gave her a tail... I'm Not Sorry! it's cute! i wanted to stick with her sorta flower motif - it's stronger in her princess look, since I imagine that when she was part of the royals she was very blatantly flower power based. it was her Thing!
but a Julie free of her noble shackles... she deserves her big sword. like yeah, she has flower magic, but who needs it when she has a Giant Blade??? on the royalty vein, and if we're classifying "rainbow monster" as a species, i feel like horn size/curve would be a status symbol of some kind. maybe Julie would have kept her horns filed short. but if she ran away from that life... longer horns! i like to imagine that they'll keep growing until she has a pair of Extra Weapons attached to her head! curved forward like mammoth tusks maybe!
i imagine that like Frank, she goes with minimal armor - range of movement over protection, yk? some scale mail over her front, a thick leather flower over her chest w/ scalloped leather pauldrons, wrist armor and metal knuckles! i'd think that the faux-suspenders include a back sheath for her sword... i wish i'd thought of that Before i finished the little ref! i don't feel like going back and editing!
i imagine that she was forced to cut her hair when it got caught in something (a gelatinous cube, mayhaps). it didn't look good! don't let anime and Mulan fool you! cutting your own hair with a blade will not look nice! but someone - Eddie, probably, he's good with scissors i'd assume - cleaned it up for her. and hey, it didn't look bad! plus, Julie probably liked being able to just tuck up her long strands into her hat when she's feeling a bit more like a Julius than a Julie!
it's been a fun challenge transforming their canon outfits into a similar variation with fantasy flavoring and twists! i want them to suit the setting but still maintain Themselves! Julie's was tough i gotta admit. i was messing around with the princess look and the fighter look side-by-side. it worked better when i sat back and thought "fighter Julie is Julie unrestrained. that version would be more aligned with her canon look"
i wanted her princess form to look Restrained! she has to be a ~delicate flower~, a noble woman, pristine and poised and very much a princess. soft colors, poofy clothing, bright white gloves that are not to be sullied. carefully bundled up hair! jewelry! that dress must be Heavy and hard to move in! her tail must be so cramped under there!
but Julie Unleashed? violent pinks! rose gold accents! short skirt so that she can sprint and Kick! fun boots that she can be active in and delight in watching them get dirty! her hair is free to whip in the wind and get caught in things! fun straps and Deadly Accessories! a sword that she stole from the royal armory on her way out the window! she has forearm wraps both to match Frank and to support her wrists!
I find it highly amusing how in situations where the ninja are separated/it's just the OG four, Kai and Zane immediately assume control/start spearheading the team because apparently no one else is sane enough or in the right mind to do so.
Your honour, they literally have one of the best dynamics in the show, with how they're probably the most protective people in the team. And it makes me mad how this is overlooked by the fandom and the show.
Every time you think, "Oh, I don't have [x condition], I'm basically cured!" that is the devil talking. You aren't cured, you are likely going through periods of your symptoms waning. Don't cease whatever you're doing to help yourself, like medication, for instance, because it's likely you still have the conditions or symptoms, even if you aren't noticing them as frequently or severely.
i have a special kind of annoyance for people who say fall out boy (or any band!) look “sad” or “bored” because they’re standing still while playing or have a serious expression like. just say you know nothing about them and also have zero respect for neurodivergent people and/or people who’ve had surgeries that restrict their movement and go