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sleepy-bebby · 2 years

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#the struggle #dogs #dog memes #memes #puppy #puppies #cute #cute animals #wholesome #dog #dumbass #animals #funny #funny animals #animals being derp

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vilsoo · 6 months

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my mutuals (majority that had bigger blogs) have all been dropping like dead flies because of a toxic, pathetic writer on this app that drove all them off. rip to munsonsins, getoswhore, kazushawty, literally everyone. and those that have heen affected yet still continue to stay on this app, i hope you’re all doing fine. but these ppl were driven off all because of jealousy reasons, false plagiarism accusations, death threats, cyberbullying, you fucking name it. we lose so much good works and genuine people on here that created their own platforms for the purposes of consuming fanfiction/writing fanfiction 😐 but since they were being dragged into discourse with a certain someone on this app, it’s crazy how their followers dickride the shit out of that thing and send hate/death threats to them through anon like wowww. 😹

#( ♥︎ ) — messy talk.#tw discourse #now what i don’t fucking understand is just letting the large amount of followers you have getting into your head #becoming all egotistical and treat every innocent writer on here like they’re fucking inferior to you #you are a grown ass 25 year old woman that likes to age up minors and write some fucked up smut about them #imagine having to choose between the struggles of acting like a child or sexualizing a child????#also #i really dgaf about the excuse of them being “fictional” like #dont be a fucking dumbass and justify that shit to me on anon #cuz all you’ll be talking to is a brick wall

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unlawfulchaos · 1 year

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*on a date*

Ice: This was fun, we should have dinner again.

Mav: No thanks, I'm full.

Ice, internally: I'm going to marry this man.

#top gun #incorrect quotes #icemav #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #a tale of ice's struggle with being moronsexual #mav is a dumbass but its ok because Ice loves him

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malencholic-nyx · 11 months

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I am stuck between "I want to be an independent woman" nd "I don't want to study"

#students struggle #independent #student #desi girl #girlblogging #desi shit posting #dark humor #memes on tumblr #desiblr #ok me is being dumbass

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sodamnbored · 18 days

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Octavian, narrowing his eyes: What, you think just because you’re bootlicious you can do whatever you want?

Percy, in neon shutter shades, slurping through his straw: Yeah, pretty much.

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shannonsketches · 20 days

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he's so important to me

#i guess i need to watch the anime but super's manga has just been a self-indulgent fever dream for me from start to finish #100000/10 absolutely perfect so validating so extremely catered to my tastes and headcanons and analyses and humor #so fucking funny and emotional and intense and goofy and beautifully drawn #my beautiful son getting to finally fucking see his HARD won character growth fucking shine and choose love and choose to be loved!!!!!!#Goku just being Goku Vegeta being Team Dad Piccolo being Team Grandpa Bulma being a fucking superstar keeping everybody organized and fed #god i love this squad i love this series i love these dumbasses and their struggles and their triumphs and their stupid childish bonding #I love that Toriyama just spent the last several years reminding the class that DB as a whole has always been an ACTION-COMEDY about LOVE #and I'm SO sad that the z anime really never did it justice in that sense because of having to fill time with dramatic tension but god. GOD #THE MANGA HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO CLEAR ON THAT THESIS.#Just all about Restorative Justice and Community and CARING even when you wish SO MUCH that you didn't care but yoU DO GODDAMMIT!!!#SUCH a great series I'm so sad it took losing mr t for me to finally read it but my god I needed to read it now and I'm so glad he wrote it #and i'm SO glad he wrote it Exactly Like This #once again rip to a legend i'm caught up and crying it's so perfect it's SO everything I've wanted to see onscreen and embedded in canon #and canon isn't everything but it still feels gREAT to be SO 1:1 on the same page with an author re: how you interpret your blorbo yknow???#been rotating this man in my head for 25 years and Mr Toriyama just mWAH kissed me on the forehead about it #anyway enough tag rambles I'm off again aklsjla #bonus for that kenpachi shit and letting him say 'sorry dude I can't be cold and numb anymore but this is still cathartic as fuck lol' like #mr t i hope you see the HIGHEST tier of heaven for that (and obviously for like everything all of it the whole life you led)

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bagelsenjoyer14 · 9 months

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One of the main things I’m curious about season two is Crowley’s living situation. Like okay we have all agreed that dog is homeless, but how on earth did he get in this situation LMFAOO I don’t mean to kick a man while he’s down but surely he has thought about other possibilities than living in his old ass car…like it looks cramped in there with all the plants and I am sure they did not make very comfortable seats back then.

I know in the books Hell pays for his apartment and they likely stopped paying after he low key (high key) betrayed them (I wonder if they stopped paying right after? How long has he been homeless then? Maybe they had to wait until a lease contract was up?) but my main concern is why has he not just miracled some money for a new flat or at least a hotel? I mean shit he could just miracle up a empty house and live there? Is he being dramatic maybe, or what if he can’t preform miracles anymore? I’m very curious

I also agree with the theory that Crowley has not told aziraphale that he is currently homeless because he is too stubborn to ask for help, like I just imagine after their little cafe date that Crowley is like “alright I best be off to my FLAT yes the one I’ve lived in for YEARS and continue to live in, ah yes the one Hell still PAYS for haha” and then he just walks a block away and sits awkwardly in his Bentley.

Also maybe Crowley needs expresso because he hasn’t slept well in the Bentley and his body is so used to sleeping he gets tired?

#good omens #Surley he is concerned about his plants though #no way they’re getting adequate sunlight in there #he gives off the vibe of a struggling divorced mom with her 5 kids #and he’s watching his divorced husband live his life with a new partner #crowley #anthony janthony crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #bro is homeless L #crowley being a dumbass #(continued)#gabriel #jim good omens

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waywardsalt · 1 year

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i feel like one of the main draws of the ganonbeck ship is that ganondorf is wildly out of linebeck’s league but it can work anyways

#tbh linebeck dating insanely out of his league seems to be the through-line between a lot of linebeck crackships #something enticing abt the idea of ganondorf basically having the pick of whoever the fuck he’d want and deciding on this skinny wet cat #ganonbeck #linebeck #ganondorf #like the other linebeck crackships i know of are with ghirahim or midna. powerful demon or twili royalty lol #tbh the setup of ganondorf being miles out of linebecks league is interesting in of itself #allows for exploration of why ganondorf likes linebeck instead of anyone else as well as how the fuck linebeck managed this #ganondorf is like. king of the gerudo wielder of power very skilled magic user a man important in hyrule as a whole #and linebeck is just some guy who like. commits petty crime and fucks around and finds out for money #this dumbass crackship has potential to be comedic tragic sappy dramatic adventurous. what the hell is happening but its fun #salty talks #dont mind me im struggling to write my ganonbeck oneshot but im making up for it by thinking Really Hard #man this really started bc a cool artist realized that linebeck and ganondorf could interact in ssbu

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ardate · 5 months

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#just me rambling #badvibe #god. i feel so let down by my friends these days #it's been a billion things piling up for many many weeks #and right now i just got told by a friend with whom I was supposed to go to a convention that she forgot I was coming #so she won't be able to pick me up cuz she's going with her mom instead #we made plans for visiting that city in the morning before going to the convention and all.#i put it down in my agenda and moved plans around to accomodate for it. but she straight up...#entirely forgot i was supposed to be there #she forgot about me #and i'm SO. FUCKING DONE. ABOUT BEING AN AFTERTHOUGHT ALL THE FUCKING TIME #this is just too fucking much. between this and my childhood friend who acts distant w me ever since there was a dumbass quiproquo #where i have to fucking work hard everytime at creating a good atmosphere whenever we see each other cuz she wont put in that effort #and another friend who's been utterly ignoring me on purpose for some fucking goddamn reason i don't know why or what i did #ignoring me or being rude other times #all of those are just examples but its been so many things #i have been. SO fucking patient with everyone. ive helped them so many times too- sometimes to my own loss #i've been so kind and understanding despite my personal struggles - keeping my feelings of anger and injustice at bay #and i get what in response? i'm fucking. forgotten i guess. pushed aside. treated like a nuisance #i feel like its at the point where the closer they are to me the less effort they put in. cuz i'm a given now. they can treat me like shit #they treat strangers better than their close friend cuz they know i'll just take it. or smth. i'm a punching ball for bad moods #i'm done being the understanding one. what about that. what if others were the ones having to come to me and be kind instead #what if i was the one people coddled and offered sympathy to for once in my fucking life #idk. just fucking explode #i feel so disrespected. and uncared for #and so deeply unloved #i'm done. i'm done #the convention thing was just the fucking hammer to break my back after everything #i'm so deeply heartbroken #do i matter to the people i care about

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archduke-enver-gortash · 5 months

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would you accept zeke into your party if he was a companion. or would you smash him under your shoe like the roach he is

#i think it would be really funny if #he came back like 3 times after you think you’ve killed him #going ‘……..sooooo i totally don’t want to be in your group because i’m NOT insanely confused and lost DUMBASS’#‘BUT i am still offering my services since you seem #to be struggling…….’#(then he would try to make this 🥺 face but it’d look really creepy and weird)#zekie does not know a life without being led!#don’t blame him! for that at least.#god he’s like an anime tsundere but with rabies

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zxrtecs · 2 months

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sometimes i wish i could just. reach through the screen and slam a pro.shipper's head down at least once because they are just so dumb and maybe the action would cause some important neurons sleeping on the job to actually get to work. they would almost be sad if they weren't so disgusting. they gotta have a combined IQ of 5 at this point like...

#scor’s rambling #tw: csa #tw: child abuse #rant in the tags #i don't argue with them bc they just seem to forget that children can easily be groomed and tricked apparently?#i remember when they would say “its not gonna make anyone act this out and if they do its not the creator's fault”#like? what kind of logic is that in regards to pedophilies???? dumbasses #and then they pull out the “but i was abused as a child this is how i cope” right. because tagging your trauma with pro''ship is totally go #help you and not easily attract people who literally just wanna get off at the thought of a kid being abused like that?#like you are making it worse for yourself and every possible child i don't know how they don't see that.#thats like me tagging my posts about my eating struggles with pro-eati.ng disorder tags. hello? inviting the devil to my house basically.#and then people wanna act like this is just some internet drama... no man its. way more serious lol #and they focus on the most extreme people who are against them too as if that makes them look better? like another type of group i know.#“see they think reading about murder makes you a criminal” you think cp is just fine and dandy... which one is more serious here.#like being an..ti censo..rship doesn't mean what they mean. they probably don't even give a damn about minorities being censored #unless they are child minorites to exploit i guess

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armed-saphire · 27 days

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thinking about the info post I read where at the end it said "and if you disagree I'm in your house I can see you through your webcam I'm watching you through your windows at night" or whatever. Like way to make your post unrebloggable and just really mean

#Anyone reading this who struggles w these things it's not going to happen to you I promise #That person is just being a dumbass #Unreality tw

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analyticallyminded · 4 months

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every day i have to take a minute and decide

what kind of stupid shit am i gonna let out of my mouth today

#or multiple minutes #multiple times a day #bc it's just constant shit jokes tbh #my tummy hurts but i'm being really brave about it – out of character.#so y'know. always feel free to tell me to stop if i am ever making dumbass comments #i struggle keeping impulsive thoughts in check lmao

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seek--rest · 5 months

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Tw: csa

Back in the olden irondad days, my friend and I would joke about a drinking game where you took a shot every time the spidey csa psa comic was quoted almost word for word in a fic where the author clearly had never read another comic. Learned to filter him out with the tagging system eventually.

Honestly it was one of the many sins of the irondad fandom that just doesn’t make any fucking sense to me. It was like living in constant cognitive dissonance to follow blogs and read fics from people who say in the same breath that the “comics don’t matter” and “fuck comic people” who would also reblog out of context comic panels “proving” irondad exists beyond the MCU AND writing skip fics while also saying in their reblogs and authors notes and in asks and sometimes with their with their whole chests in discord chats that they “can’t write MJ because it’s too difficult” and “flash is a bully” and “idk anything about may/she’s a bad mom” in total and complete sincerity.

Like 90% of skip fic could be nailed down to people projecting and exploring their own trauma and you know, I will not be the one to tell people how they need to cope but I WILL and CAN be fucking baffled that so many of the same “comics are SHIT we HATE the comics” would somehow find the (1) singular PSA comic from the 80s that isn’t even considered to be a part of the mainline continuity to be the GOLD STANDARD for fucking irondad. That 90% of said skip fics went out of their way to make May seem like an inept mom or that like Peter couldn’t/wouldn’t trust her or tell her anything or worse— make it so that Tony would be the one to go and save the day??? It might be a projection fantasy but it’s also fucking abhorrent that Peter’s fucking agency was stripped yet again by another dude in being “saved”. I can think of exactly (1) fic in this entire fucking fandom that treated Skip as a concept and a character with any kind of care to Peter as a fucking abused character searching for recovery. Nearly everything else was a watered down pale imitation that’s frankly offensive to who he is a character, much less to anyone who has been abused. Skip fic doesn’t care about Peter or abuse— it’s a power/savior fantasy to make Tony Peter’s god.

Skip fics might not be the worst trope in irondad but it certainly ranks in the top 10.

#seek speaks #irondad #i don’t miss being in irondad fandom and having whiplash every five seconds #from someone reblogging a post saying comic fans are stupid and the comics are dumb #and then go on a reblog spree from those dumbass ‘irondad is REAL’ blogs filled with out of context panels #like pick a struggle #tw: csa

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deityofhearts · 10 months

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god it sucks so much being so full of love and loving people easily I hate it

#deity dialogue #mainly in the context of: despite being quick to love and wanting to be loved I struggle to believe others love me back or just as much #and because of that I tend to ruin relationships I have by being insecure and a dumbass #will it improve? maybe I’m just kinda scared to like love people or want to be loved anymore

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confused-and-dickless · 10 months

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HUNGRY. I WANT FOOD. WHAT DO I WANT. I M TIRED. I NEED TO BE HELD.

#I HATE BEING ON PREDNISONE I HATE BEING AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND FOR SO LONG I HATE SLEEPING ALONE #I LOVE MUSIC BUT I DONT WANT TO FEEL STROBGLY RIGHT NOW BUT I DONT WANT THE SILENCE BUT I DONT WANT EMPTY NOISE BUT I CANT CRY #I AM BOTH EUPHORIC FROM HOW MUCH J LOVE MY BF AND EXTREMELY UPSET THAT IM SEPARATED FROM HIM WHILE MY PARENTS ARE TOGETHER BUT STRUGGLING #AND I KNOW HOW TO HELP THEM. THEY JUST NEED TO BE FORCED BACK ONTO THE SAME PAGE. I THINK I KNOW HOW TO HELP. BUT I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO #I WANT TO HELP. BUT I AM SCARED I'LL MAKE IT IRREVOCABLY WORSE SOMEHOW.#AND I WANT MAC N CHEESE GODDAMNIT #WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND I NEED TO BE HELD.#ALSO I REALLY WABT TO EMBROIDER RIGHT NOW BUT IM SCARED THAT IF MY HANDS ARE SHAKY RIGHT NOW I MIGHT ACTUALLY IMPLODE #maybe ill watch one of my shows and try to embroider something simple bc this ween patch is kicking my ass #(im making it way more complicated than it needs to be bc of how simple the original design is)#((i should have made this a painted project. or made it smaller. but ill learn something from it!!))#idk im gonna go look for a snack and see if i feel better after i eat something #i probably won't bc this dumbass medicine makes it impossible for me to feel full #itll get my weight up which is always good for me but i just hate food. i dont mind that i gain visible weight i just hate eating

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