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#the straights are at it again
frooogscream · 7 months
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Ah yes, Mr.Crowley kissing his lifelong companion Mr.Fell on the mouth…
as "buddys"
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sephirajo · 8 months
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I'm dying laughing, this and people complaining about Larian going woke then broke just prove to me most of these 'hard core gamers' had no idea what Larian's catalog actually LOOKS like.
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gaygayhomesexualgay · 4 months
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straight mfs be like "its not offensive to tell the truth" then spread misinformation
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shiftythrifting · 1 year
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More random shit from Weatherford TX
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This best thing
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A book that I’d assume is written for the wife of a guy that refuses to do chores because he thinks they’re woman’s work.
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Some Jean Mugs
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A Jean Chair that was VERY uncomfortable
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And a onesie that comes off as someone using their kid to advertise that they had sex in Mexico
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scooter-ing · 1 year
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just read an article on screenrant about how wenclair (most likely platonically) will be a focal point and at the forefront of season 2, which yeah, makes sense.
but oh my GOD "However, Wednesday season 1 only put the psychic and wolf in heterosexual relationships; Wednesday with Tyler and Xavier," ok yeah tyler and wednesday dated but XAVIER AND WEDNESDAY WERE NOT AND NEVER WERE DATING SJKDFSJH.
i might just dedicate this blog to xavier thorpe hate cause jesus fucking christ
but anyway, said article goes on later to mention that "Since the creators’ comments suggest that Wednesday and Enid were originally only meant to be friends in the series, the idea that they’re reading fan reactions and responding to this, in turn, means they could simply write a romantic relationship between the characters in order to appease fans." which is true, but i feel like the whole thing is not just mindlessly pairing characters together cause they look cute, it's bc they genuinely have a strong emotional connection and would actually function healthily in a relationship lol. and that's where i see straight people going on and saying "oh well they just wanna make everything gay" no because if enid was a guy i would still fully ship wenclair because they WORK 😭.
thank fuck jenna's in the writers room for this season though cause then we'll get some cool stunts from emma myers
anyway this is mostly just shit ive bottled up ever since ive watched the damn show but yeah whatever
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tepli-mravenci · 8 months
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I know it's none of my business but guys permanently gripping their girlfriend's ass in public gives me such an ick it's impossible
great way to show everyone including her what you value most about her
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chaosandwolves · 4 months
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Insta has thrown me on straight booktok (wtf!?) and
I can't
I keep laughing
cause
All the smut they're giggling about is soooo badly written (and also so tame...)
I mean good for you if you have fun but
I'm sorry
The queers and fandom folks are just soooooo much better in writing smut
Like everything is so out of context, no build up, no emotion, no passion, no fucking connection (even if they just rail each other's brains out fanfic and queer authors will find that connection)
They will throw in a "good girl" out of left field and that's the epitome of kink
Again, good for you if you're having fun but... Consider reading some good stuff
And I don't even read much smut... Like... This is painful
Pls algorithm bring me back to the gay side
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scarlettblack24 · 10 months
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So I’m surprised no one on here has brought this up but this straight Mormon couple thought they were gonna be cute first day of pride and hang a “sign” of their beliefs of the “traditional family”. Oddly enough the husband is wearing A Flight of the Conchords t-shirt. 🤨
Jemaine, of course, had something to say. 👏
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Another example of how the straights are not okay🤭🤭🤭
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antihinged · 9 months
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“why do you need a gay pride month” because oblivious heteros like you keep fuckin forgetting that marriage was always a potential life event for you but I had to vote for mine
maybe take a few deep breaths and unclench ur bunghole for a sec so it’s easier to pull your head out of it
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ree-dalesbroshadow · 6 months
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cantemplario · 1 year
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Every goddamn historian:
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bisexualtrashpanda · 1 month
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God This is Pathetic
You really have people getting honestly upset that parts of the GIANT, NUCLEAR WASTE LASER SPEWING SEA LIZARD are now pink instead of blue.
Because pink isn't "masculine." Never mind the fact that Godzilla isn't always depicted as being "male" (not even really a Godzilla "fan," only seen a few of the movies, and even I know that), and, honestly, assigning gender, much less gender ROLES, to fictional giant nuclear dinosaurs is fucking stupid.
"But it's not his original color!!1!"
My Brother in Christ, not only has Godzilla used pink before, the original movie was in BLACK AND WHITE.
How damn fragile can some cis-het dudes' egos even GET?! This is the whole "(Movie) Venom has to be straight so I can project my self-worth onto them, and will therefore bend over backwards to redefine as many words and meanings as I have to to make that happen!" debaucle all over again.
(For context, when, after the 2nd movie came out, and they had Venom straight up say that he and Eddie loved each other, and showing that neither of them were straight, the cis-het "comic" dude-bros threw an absolute fucking fit. Not only would they violently chuck aside the info that Eddie Brock had been canonically bisexual in the comics since the 80's and that the two had 100% been in a very much romantic relationship for decades, but they would also claim that "Venom's not gay because he's asexual!!" Except, A}, You're [purposefully] throwing asexuality and asexual reproduction into a damn blender. And, B}Asexuals are 100% part of the LGBTQ community)
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lionmythflower · 15 days
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ppl will be like "oh you like romantic books? I can give u some recommendations!" And then it's js two straight cis ppl having sex the entirety of the book :/
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touchoffleece · 1 year
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This says a lot about how disingenuous the whole "why can't x and y just be friends?" when it comes to two fictional same sex characters being shipped from people who use it against said gay ships.🤨
flashbacks to people using the irl relationship between two actors to prop a hetero ship compared to gay people shipping fictional characters of the same sex intensifies. (cough cough Supergirl)
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kitsebastianconnor · 2 years
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Shipping Robin with Nancy, Will with Mike and Lucas is not the same thing as people shipping Robin with Steve and Will with El, please use your braincells
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