Achilles and Patroclus made the "B" from bromance disappear
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Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse
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I had seen a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice, but looking back, I don't laugh so much anymore
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Odysseus: What's up with Achilles? He has been laying on the floor for like.. an hour now?
Breises: He's a bit overwhelmed
Odysseus: And why is that?
Breises: Patroclus smiled at him
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“Patrochilles is real,” I say into the mic, the crowd boos. I begin to walk off the stage in shame. “No, she’s right!” I hear a voice in the back say. The lights come on. It's Alexander the Great.
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Achilles: Go big or go home!
Patroclus, with tears in his eyes: I'm begging you, Achilles, for once in your life, please, just this once, go home
Achilles: I'm going big
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me reading tsoa: why is there an whole 2 pages describing how hot Achilles is?
Oh yeah this is Patroclus' pov
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Achilles : This bloodline ends with me.
Odysseus : That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay".
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