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red-catmander · 16 hours ago
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i think part of the reason rytlock fought so hard to redeem ryland, even when he was committed to doing what was necessary (and he did!) is that, for all intents and purposes, they're very similar people. even at the very, very end, when ryland was well past the point of no return, rytlock tried one last time to haul him back. they both had the same horrid upbringing fraught with bullying, both are the leaders of their warbands, both had the same (terrible) father figure in bangar, both are ambitious. but the biggest difference between them is, at some point, rytlock looked at his life and realized the big flaming sword and high rank in the legions didn't actually make him happy. i think rytlock's extremely aware of all that which is why he just keeps trying long after crecia resigns herself. it's interesting to consider that, under even slightly different circumstances, ryland might be a hell of a lot more like rytlock
and I think it's interesting to consider that the rytlock we're seeing now is probably the 'best' permutation of him. he's fraught (FRAUGHT) with problems, but he at least recognizes that he has them
in another life, rytlock might be a hell of a lot more like ryland...
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oddnub · a day ago
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I have a Flaffy named Paris in a Nuzlocke and this little bastard is so damn useless for everything except catching Pokemon.
He can't even outspeed a 'mon 6 levels beneath him.
Is this how Hector of Troy felt?
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robophantom · 2 days ago
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If my cats were people, they would be a pair of little red-headed Victorian children. One would be pigeon-toed with these HUGE eyes that look 0.2 seconds away from bursting into tears, and the other one would have a smudge of dirt on his nose and TWO lollipops.
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rustywoodz · 2 days ago
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I am pissed off about my coworker again. And i feel angry enough at him to consider wearing my binder for my like 8 to 9h work day, which is not good. . . I know he wouldn't even respect me if i did but still. . .
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sinnhelmingr · 4 days ago
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"Give 'em hell, grandma." // @theconstantine
Oh, John. Bless the boy, but his wordplay is the cheapest form of wit. She’s smiling against herself, the sudden, surging anger replaced with a brimming pride. He gets it from her, fortunately or otherwise. Pressing the tips of her fingers together, she strides neatly past John, skirt swirling around the floor.
Spirits have such a way of forgetting their place. The younger they are, the more sure of themselves they are, and that must be swiftly mended. The boy was right to bring her along on this farce of a hunt. It seems surprised, when two of those fingers meet their incorporeal lips. Her approach is almost tender, the matriarchal affectations that she stands accused of. She leans in, somehow looming over the other --
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“If you try another of those little tricks on my companion, I will be able to reach you before he does, before you can break those wards. Remember that. Think of where you’d like to spend your afterlife, and how quickly I can change those plans for the worse.”
There wasn’t an afterlife created whose master didn’t owe her a favor, the realm of Angels aside. The spirit must have seen something in her eyes, something that set its metaphorical spine all the straighter. With a growing grin, she retreats, offering the boy a nod of the head so he might continue his work.
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arentheacrimonious · 5 days ago
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Ok so the other day I was watching What About Bob (it’s one of my parents favorite movies) and I cannot get over the fact that the main psychologist guy named his kid after Sigmund fucking Freud. As if I didn’t hate him enough already. Wtf. Why would you do that oh my god.
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loudest-cloudest · 5 days ago
🌹🌹🌹 - Keep up the great work!
"A pleasure to see you again, Todoroki," Chisaki says, and Dabi freezes. He'd really, really hoped he could avoid this part. "Overhaul," he says, ignoring Shigaraki's gaze boring into the side of his head.
for every "🌹" received in my inbox i'll post one random sentence of a random WIP i'm currently writing
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thedemonicpunks · 5 days ago
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"Someone said it was Saucy Sunday? I want in on this."
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“Lookin’ good there blue~”
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oddnub · 6 days ago
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Fate OC drawing; Astyanax Alter (Avenger). But like, the worst avenger. You wouldn't tell he's an Avenger if he didn't tell you.
Featuring the Sonic 06 fandub quote.
Where's normal Astyanax you ask? Go ahead an ask, I guess.
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seercayder · 6 days ago
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Oh hey, so a scumbag bastard chopped down an osprey nest in Wales yesterday :) and there’s only five breeding pairs in the whole of Wales :)) and they had just laid an egg :))) I’m so fucking furious right now I can’t even sleep :))))
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Has standup comedian Sokka been done already? Cause I’m just imagining him having an invasion plan style nervous bomb on his first night and he’s absolutely mortified stepping off the stage thinking that this is the first and last time he tries doing comedy. UNTIL! the very hot and mysterious host of Tuesday comedy night comes up to him at the bar afterwards and offers to buy him a drink and reassures him that he did surprisingly well for his first show (“trust me I’ve seen so much worse. We had this one guy Hahn come up and make the most blatantly insulting jokes about his girlfriend for 10 minutes. They may have landed in the 80’s but that night they only got him booed off the stage and soaking wet after an audience member threw a drink in his face. You actually have good material, you just have to work on the delivery”). Cue Zuko offering to give Sokka some tips before his next show (gayness ensues)
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