Preeny Has To Repeat 6th Grade (PHTR6G)
5/5 sex points: THIS IS THE SEX!!!!!!!
Do I Recommend? YES!!!!!!!!
Link to the comic
Full review under the cut
First review! And we’re off with one of my favorite comics and a spinterest of mine: PREENY HAS TO REPEAT 6TH GRADE!!!!!
The story follows Preeny, a 12-and-a-half year old cat on her first day of 6th grade! Until one day, a storm shooting out poisonous apathy feathers appears on her school, turning all the colorful characters gray and boring!!!!!!!! So now she’s on a mission to save everyone, with a colorful cast including a wolf named Edge!!
The comic takes place on Furth, sparklefur earth, and the comic is a celebration of DeviantArt culture and art of kids on the internet having fun!!!! One of the comics big things is that the creator buys adopts from young artists to feature in the comic!!!! In fact, I recognized TWO of my old DeviantArt friends in the comic, ain’t that something?
It’s very anti-cringe culture, with the apathy feathers being a very, very, VERY obvious metaphor for cringe compilation-esque things.
The creator based most of the comic, and Preeny especially, off her own experience with growing up autistic, and you can really tell!! Or maybe I can really tell, since I’m very autistic XD
The art is very fun, almost mspainty, much like the work of the era it celebrates!
Now if I HAVE to criticize it……. I will say the metaphor regarding cringe culture is…. Pretty on the nose? But I don’t mind it too much XD
In short, PHTR6G is one of my favorite webcomics of all time, and the ENTIRE REASON I downloaded Tapas! Highly suggest giving it a read :3
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Me when some of you think this bit hasnt brought me harm? Are you sure? It may have brought you harm but my post is getting POPULAR!!! I posted it randomly during my super funny bit and barely anyone who reblogs it knows!!!! Me when that hurts!!!!
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A few days ago I was looking at a list of all the sequence names in Shadow The Hedgehog and I hit ctrl f to search for an ending name I heard before, the second death of Shadow the Hedgehog, but I made a typo and accidentally ended up typing “the sex” into the search bar
my influenc3e. again. seeping into the lives of the unsuspecting
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HAI!!! IM JIMMY VUKOVIČ BEANSWORTH, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME JIMMY ;3c MY MAIN IS @sillyfunny !!!!! I HAVE MY OWN WEBCOMIC, BEFORE YOU ASK, READ IT HERE!!!!!!
BELOW IS THE FAQ, READ IT BEFORE SENDING ME AN ASK!!!! ALSO READ MY WEBSITE BEFORE SENDING AN ASK!!!!!!
What are your pronouns?
He/xe/it/ae/yip and MORE!!!!!
Are you trans/queer/disabled/mentally ill/ND?
I review webcomics, what do you think the answer is?
What webcomics did you review?
Go to the “reviews” tags to find out!!!!
What’s your rating system?
I go by a scale of 1-5 Sex Points!!! The ratings are:
5/5: OH YEAH THIS IS THE SEX!!!!! BEST OF THE BEST!!!!!!!!
4.5/5: THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!! Not THE sex, but it IS still sex!!!!
4/5: EPIC SAUCE!!!!!! Still one of my faves and worth a read!!!!!!!!!!
3.5/5: KINDA SWAG. REBLOG. Not INCREDIBLE but a good read!!!!!
3/5: MEATY OAKER. Eh. It’s fine
2.5/5: THIS KINDA SUCKS. Name says all.
2/5: WHY. I don’t like this comic very much
1.5/5: YOU’RE KILLING ME. I don’t like it at all
1/5: STOP PLEASE. I HATE this comic
0.5/5: WASTED MY TIME. I DESPISE this comic, saw ALMOST nothing good from it.
0/5: what have you done. The absolute worst of the worst. There is nothing good here.
Are there any comics/projects you will NOT review under ANY circumstances?
Only ones are: Sparklecare (too many thoughts), Homestuck (too long), and most object shows
Will you review this Tv show/AAA game/etc?
If it’s not a webproject/indie, I won’t review it. I’m trying to stick to webcomics for the most part.
Will you review porn comics
Not yet, I’m a minor!
Why are you doing this?
I’m really autistic over webcomics, and thus am very harsh on them. So I wanna make an easy way to find good ones! If you wanna see what’s worth reading, go to “would recommend”, if you wanna see what ISNT worth reading for some odd reason, go to “do not recommend”
Do you read the FULL comic before reviewing it?
Depends on the length. Usually, no. If it’s non-linear/non-story driven I usually tend to stay away from it unless I’m desperate, in which I just read until I think I get a good idea. If it’s story driven, I usually read until I’m bored. If I decide to pick it up again, I’ll usually make a new review if my thoughts change.
What’s scholastic syndrome?
I explained it here
What comics do you plan to review?
Check the list
That’s all, I think. Send in your asks!!!!
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Every sales job I’ve worked has that one item. The white whale. The biggest ticket you can sell. The sale you brag about when you’re chatting with other industry people.
When I sold mattresses it was a split king adjustable base. That’s two twin extra long mattresses next to each other to make a king, but each side can move independently. They’re insanely expensive and honestly kind’ve impractical but it was the biggest ticket thing to sell.
When I sold sex toys though our white whale was the 20lb ass. It was a female pelvis, a cut out from the waist to the tops of the thighs. It was hyper realistic material and cost about $500. I definitely had bigger tickets but not in one item typically.
In my time at the sex shop, I sold three. Each time was completely different in terms of how the guy acted about buying it. The first man was a little embarrassed and shy about it. I was professional and supportive as I rang it up. Once I handed him the receipt he looked at the box. Then he looked at me.
If you’ve ever wondered how big a box has to be to fit a 20lb ass let me just tell you: it’s pretty damn big. It’s an uncomfortably large armful of box and every side has a picture of the sex toy inside on it. It’s not subtle.
“Could I get a bag….?”
There was no bag that existed that could possibly contain all that ass. “Hang on,” I told him.
I got scissors and tape and covered the box in cut up black bags. Looking relieved he picked up his purchase and left.
The next man to buy one carried it proudly to the counter; self assured and not embarrassed in the least. When I said I didn’t have a bag, but I could wrap it for him he gave a hearty shrug and hefted it into his arms, marching out the door with the butt on full display.
The last man to get one was just kind’ve an odd guy. Not creepy, but eccentric. We got along great, and as I rang him up I said, “Well one guy wanted his taped over, and one guy carried it out. What would you prefer?”
“There’s no bags?”
“No store bags. I think our jumbo trash bags in the back might fit it….?” It seemed rude to suggest putting a $500 item into a trash bag, but he wasn’t bothered.
He considered this then said, “Bring me the trash bag.”
When I delivered it to him he still managed to surprise me. Instead of shoving the huge box into it he opened the box. He took out his new $500 sex toy, and all the little things it came with, tipping them unceremoniously into the trash bag.
“There! Now I don’t have to deal with the box later!”
I was slightly stunned but agreed that I could easily deal with the trash. Then in a move I still think about with delight he flung the trash bag over his shoulder like a Santa with a sack full of ass and sauntered out the door.
If this or my other escapades made you laugh you could pop a tip into my Ko-fi! For more like this check my tag "ffs foibles".
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2024:
1. GET EVEN WEIRDER!!!!!!
2. GAY AND TRANSGENDER SEX
3. DO WHATEVER YUOU WANT FOREVER
4. STOP OVERTHINKING IT
5. YOU DO NOT NEED TO DO ANYTHING TO BE LOVED
6. FIND MEANING IN EVERYTHING
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