#the return of the king lmao

[autistook]

March 25th

THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ONE RING

"'Come, Mr. Frodo!' he cried. 'I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!"" "Out of the depths came his last wail Precious, and he was gone. There was a roar and a great confusion of noise. Fires leaped up and licked the roof. The throbbing grew to a great tumult, and the Mountain shook." "'The realm of Sauron is ended!' said Gandalf. 'The Ring-Bearer has fulfilled his Quest.' "

'For the Quest is achieved, and now all is over. I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.

#on this day #thank u all for this wild ride #theres gonna be more posts through the year but this is the main event so i am done until sam and frodo wake up LMAO #sorry for some of the gif sizes got fucked #lotr #the lord of the rings #return of the king #the return of the king #lotr edit #lotr edits #lotr gif #lotr gifs #tolkien #jrrt #frodo and sam #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #gollum #aragorn #merry brandybuck #pippin took #pippin #gandalf #sauron #mordor #middle-earth #lord of the rings #peregrin took #middle earth #tolkien gifs

[trentcrimms]

James Lance as Trent Crimm TED LASSO | 3.02

#trent crimm #tedlassoedit #tedlassogif #chewieblog #tvedit #userpayel #userraffa #usergiu #userchelsea #usersnat #tusercarol #usersjoy #tuserrex #userpayton #thcrin #* #RETURN OF THE KING #i promise im making a couple sets that arent trent lmao #my dude owns one jacket in like 3 different colors

[motleyfam]

Amazon just recommended me a 10ft x 10ft weighted duvet called “the coma inducer” and my hurt/comfort fic loving ass has never felt more called out

#throwback to envysparkler’s alaskan king bed fic #a true classic #this blanket weighs 43 pounds #sadly I’m one of those people who can’t stand weighted blankets #I want to like them because in theory they sound amazing #and I’ve tried multiple styles of them #but always ended up returning them because I get instantly wigged out when I feel trapped #anyway maybe it’s a good thing I’m not more tempted bc the last thing I need is to drop $300 on a blanket lmao #but my god does it look cozy

[mrkida-art]

I don't remember that much of my childhood, but today I suddenly remembered that one time when I started a Tolkien inspired war at my school when I was 7-8 years old.

The war lasted for a week, the entire elementary and middle school joined. We had different armies, all inspired by different characters (I was in the Mickey Mouse army, we had a "general" who was an older boy who would wear a Mickey Mouse hat on the "battlefield", I was his right hand man lmao). We fought using sticks and by throwing chestnuts which we collected in great hordes, the army who stole all the chestnuts from the opposing armies won.

Then the teachers learned of it and they were horrified. They rushed to break it up and got hit with our chestnut artillery in the process. I don't remember how it ended, just that we were sad about it and we had to talk to therapists (???) afterwards.

Idk why I was like that

#mr.kida talks #mr.kida ramblings #yes weaponizing the chestnuts also meant there was a cost to those using them #technically you could just bait the others to throwing chestnuts at you and win that way #honestly wars at school seems like a pretty universal experience??? I have heard of others also partaking in these child-wars lmao #random text post #yes kids are assholes #we also tried to mimic the rohirrim charge scene in return of the king #I also wasn't blamed for any of this even though I should have been

[morrigan-sims]

Return of the King

My headphones died with 47 minutes left in RotK, and they take two hours to charge. So how do I occupy my time? Build a Minas Tirith throne room, and also set up a battlefield.

#these are completely unedited sorry. #someday I will edit them and make the color grading match the fight at the Black Gate. Make the sky black and red instead of purple etc. #but today is not that day. #ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 fantasy #sims 4 fantasy #lotr #return of the king #lord of the rings #fandom sims #I'm sorry to everyone who has had to witness me falling headfirst into a new obsession lmao. #I read the books in middle school and forgot literally everything about them. #so now I'm finally watching the movies and having the time of my fucking life.

[fiddles-ifs]

YOU HAVE A DREAM SOMETIMES...

You have a dream, sometimes. A disjointed thing. Something twisting. Churning, writhing smoke, like a campfire...

⋖ INTRO POST COMING SOON ⋗

#the king's physician #a quick note: tkp will update chapter-by-chapter #rather than once a month #happy anniversary!!!!!!!! #trying to up my ui game with this one LMAO #it looks a little bit like skyrim ngl <- THE OBSESSION RETURNS

[putrid-hel]

enjoy more samfro drawings from my silly little sketchbook

#lotr #tolkien #samfro #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #ill finish these when im reunited with my apple pencil lmao #almost done with the return of the king. crying

[disney-is-mylife]

Let's jazz things up a little....

BRING OUT YOUR SALT LET'S GOOOOOOOO 🧂👀👀👀

(Yes, I included some popular/beloved sequels here, not because I dislike them - hell, I downright love a couple! - but because these are literally ALL of the "Disney Princess" sequels that came out in the 90s and early 2000s. Don't @ me, just have fun voting lol)

Disclaimer: With these sequel polls, I will NOT include ones from the Walt Disney Animation Studios, which are as of June 1, 2023: The Rescuers Down Under, Fantasia 2000, Ralph Breaks the Internet, and Frozen 2.

Have fun voting and try not to start any fights over your personal faves! 😘

#Starling polls #Disney Sequel Polls #Disney #Aladdin #Return of Jafar #Beauty and the Beast #The Enchanted Christmas #Pocahontas #The Little Mermaid #Cinderella #Mulan #Disney sequels #original post #200+ votes #50 notes #full disclosure: Aladdin and the King of Thieves is my FAVE of all these stupid sequels #and I have a guilty soft spot for The Enchanted Christmas #the only one I haven't seen in Cinderella 3 - yes THAT one - and I would LOVE to see the reactions if people vote it as 'the worst' lmao #years ago I would've voted for Return of Jafar but now? hot take: Mulan 2 is trash and deserves to burn in hell #Return of Jafar may LOOK the worst and be cringey AF but Mulan 2 is downright INSULTING to the original #honorable mention is TLM 2 because I cannot STAND Melody

[dromaeocore]

get slaughtered in war to earn your father's love idiot

#my art #lord of the rings #faramir #lotr #faramir lotr #return of the king #rotk #blood #barely lmao #I SPENT LIKE THREE OR FOUR HOURS ON THIS GODDAMN #I NEVER SPEND THAT MUCH TIME ON ART SKDJFHKJGH #IM KINDA PROUD OF IT TBH

[camelspit]

we're back to the stina blog theme boys

#return of the king #consider this a preview of my hekster week au day post lmao

[forcedhesitation]

stop fucking flirting with me, you rancid little man

#bg3 #thoughts about media #never had this dialogue before. durge exclusive or...?? #either way- I'm lying astarion. please keep talking about murder. it does something for me personally. #also LMAO at him “hiding” his vampirism. baby I can SEE your fangs and bite mark. you aren't hiding shit. #imagining him asking corydalis this and corydalis having to explain that decapitating him would be difficult due to his scaly skin. #with the parasite- his abilities are weakened and thus he can actually be poisoned whereas normally he is immune. #he'd admit he's always been curious what it's like to be poisoned lol. #you know. despite only having fully beat the game once- I have nearly 500 hrs in bg3. #I've half finished many campaigns. and now. when I must begin an adventure with no corydalis to return to... #...well it hurts. it is not the same without him...I will forever treasure him and experiencing the story alongside him. #this new character is a durge. aaaanother tiefling because I enjoy them. he isn't Actually the durge lorewise though. #I had my own story already formulated for him. even before I made him in game. I think I still want to keep him a bhaalspawn though. #if not bhaal- he'll be tied to myrkul. since corydalis has existing beef with myrkul. #he's got body type 1 instead of 2 and goodness it is SO strange to Look Up To the gents. like what do you MEAN they are TALL?! #astarion is like a little mouse. he is not supposed to be tall! wyll has transmasculine short king allure. he is not supposed to be tall! #gale can be a LITTLE tall. I guess. but he's such a sopping wet cat of a man. I can hardly imagine him being THAT tall. #none of them are taller than corydalis! bar halsin and karlach of course.

[wysteriaisapenguin]

Postgame for Kirby Return to Dreamland Deluxe be like 

#wysty likes to shitpost #kirby #kirby's return to dream land #bandana waddle dee #bandana dee #king dedede #meta knight #magolor #in light of magolor's epilogue #what a pitiful egg LMAO #also this meme format will NEVER be old to me lsdkfjsld #kirby spoilers #maybe?

[deefighter2739]

❤️ The Super Mario smoking shaped bf and the Among Us drip shaped bf 💙

#king dedede #meta knight #what are these poses #old men want to be cool so bad lmao #ok apparently everyone had this idea #kirby's return to dreamland

[emblazons]

And when S5 El is actually Return of the King Aragorn fighting with Lucas (our ranger, Legolas) & Dustin (the perfect Gimli) & Erica (Merry/Pippin) offering themselves up to defeat the “main army” + save Max from where she’s lost in the UD, while Byler (Sam + Frodo) destroy Henry’s connection to their world through Will—

—what then. WHAT THEN

(bonus points for Arwen / Max parallels, where her life hung in the balance based on the result of the war, so when they win Lucas walks Max to see El like Legolas did Arwen to Aragorn so El gets a moment with the person who inspires her most)

#byler #the duffers even said they have all their ROTK endings planned lmao it fits so well #I literally just watched return of the king and…yeah. YEAH #El’s little FOR WILL going into the fray for the WillEl of it all lmaooo #THE IMMACULATE HOPCLAIR VIBES #I need it now actually #my st commentary #the me tag #lotr #stranger things

[pbthedrybones]

HE DOES A BELLY SLAP EEEEEEEEE

He also calls himself "Big and burly" BRUH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH GRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHH

#kirby #king dedede #nintendo #kirby return to dreamland #i'm gay for big men lmao

[theputterer]

been rewatching lord of the rings lately.... cannot get over how much those movies rule. they go so hard and they're so cool and viggo mortensen is so hot

#return of the king sweeping the oscars.... they were so right for that #i forgot how much the helm's deep battle in two towers rules #lord of the rings #that all being said; i'm never gonna read the books lmao