#the real life of todd

[kneelb4kesha]

Ugghhhhhh sent a follow up email about a job interview like a dutiful little professional fingers CROSSED the answer will be positive aka I got the job....

#the real life of todd #i genuinely hate hate hate living in this moment 😫😫😫

[canigohomenoow]

#these are texts taken from conversations i’ve had in real life #i love them your honor #they fight over who’s color is red #i love their bickering #they actually hate each other #they’re all just complex little blorbos to me #they’re so older sister younger brother #batfam incorrect quotes #jason todd #batfam #tim drake #batfamily #dc #red robin #red hood #batkids

[gleasonlovesjasontodd]

jason todd a big strong muscular cocky man who has nightmares memories of the joker and the crowbar swinging and hitting him begging for bruce, alfred, dick, someone to save him but no one is coming he is tossing and turning in y’all’s bed breathing heavy sweat dripping down his forehead trying his hardest not to wake you but he needs you he eventually sits up breathing heavy looking around the room feeling the room soon almost you wake up looking over at him wondering why he is up until you see his poor face breathing heavy looking scared and immediately you know what’s wrong come here you mumble your usually cocky boyfriend now scared and shaking lays down on your chest as he hides his face in your neck it’s okay i’m here see feel my hand you say softly rubbing his back and kissing his head your okay jaybird i promise he isn’t here it’s just us you continue rubbing his back knowing it calms him until he falls back asleep you smile at him now being relaxed before giving him one more kiss before you fall back asleep his warm body eventually wrapping around you

#I AM ACTUALLY PROUD OF THIS ONE #jason todd #red hood #jason todd fluff #red hood fluff #jason todd soft #jason peter todd #batman #jason todd headcanon #jason todd imagines #gleason’s real life jason todd 💌🪩 #gleason’s writing 🍒🫶🏻 #gleason’s thoughts 🎀🫡 #jason todd blurb #jason todd x you #jason todd thoughts #jason todd imagine #jason todd x reader #jason todd #redhood soft #redhood x reader #redhood #red hood x you #red hood x reader

[bonchobrick]

tw: slight suicidal actions (but not really the batfam are wildly clueless to the actual context to danny's bullshit hes not suicidal--in this fic--he's dead get it RIGHT brucie)

Au where Batfam are entirely convinced that the new vigilante in Gotham, danny, has time travel powers because he can vanish away from their senses completely

This becomes a problem however when 

Bruce searches for him because wants to save Jason. Danny can save Jason not in the--im a time traveler and i can bring him or you back from or to the past--but in the, I’m a ghost king and have domain over the dead haha

Batfam become really concerned watching Phantom fight because “if he has time travel powers why doesn’t he avoid getting hit every time he can” and get worried phantom is purposefully letting himself get hurt

Danny in all honesty is just vibin the entire time while the batfam is going crazy at every sliver of info they get about danny because like

okay hes a time traveler thats established they got over that

This guy whos somehow been able to stop and rehabilitate rouges (ghosts) in his town is 15??

he may be the kindest most self destructive kid they've ever met like who immediately agrees to help people who were trying to capture and interogate him because he 'thinks we are better than the last billionaire who did this' what the FUCK

Oh yeah and they find out as a bonus in the end that his normal unpowered form he is a teen with black hair and blue eyes (bruce no no dont do it dont--)

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Bruce is losing his mind

Okay so at the start of this there’s an unknown vigilante (danny) that Batman tends to bump into. Except Batman isn’t sure what he is.

Every time they run into each other Batman can tell there should just be a person beside him but before he gets a glimpse and opens his eyes to empty fresh air.

A vigilante that can vanish before their very eyes?

What do the bats think about this?

They think this vigilante can control time and is doing that to sneak out of their gaze.

Now here’s where the funny part comes in

Bruce goes on a wild hunt to search for the vigilante with a plan. To make them turn back time so that he can save his son.

The problem with this?

Danny is not a time traveler most days–scratch that he's not one at all. He can save his son Jason though, in fact he wants to, it’s just he needs to figure out a way to do this whilst not blowing his cover that he is the goddamn ghost king.

So he pretends that he does have time powers and that he just… uh… needs a minute to figure them out… yeah that!

Cue Batfam getting progressively more worried about Danny because ‘if he could turn back time—why doesn’t he avoid those hits?’

They all kinda think Danny is like purposefully hurting himself so now Danny is forced to eat breakfast with them and sleep at their manor.  I mean he’s confused at why they always look so worried about something but he’ll make sure Batman’s son gets home soon! Plus the rich people temporary-living-situation without all the ‘I want to adopt you’ billionaire bullshit is pretty sweet!!

(somewhere in the ghost zone jason is tearing up laughing at the batfam as they struggle to not burst into flames trying to figure out danny-- like for christs sake they think the ghost king is an american doctor who and are trying to get him to spill where his tardis is)

#dc x dp #dp x dc #fanfiction #danny phantom #batfam #danny fenton #bruce wayne #batman #jason todd #Batfam trying to be relatable to a time traveler: so... 1990 was sooo cool right? #danny sweatdropping having never passed basic history on his own w/o cheating since elementary: yea i loved seeing real life dinosaurs haha #dick born in 1990: what #mans never passed world history #dick is so sad #everyone keeps calling him a dinosaur now and its really getting to him #tim pointing at dick: this 24 year old is a FOSSIL #dick crying: leave me ALONE im still YOUNg and BEAUTIFUL #danny: i think I caused a new episode of family fights #batfam watching danny slam down from five stories of concrete worried as hell #danny casually getting up: whats up guys! whos ready to partay!! #batfam: haha... *silently dials hotline* ...mee #its been a bit since I last posted one of these so its not my best :( #Ill be sure to edit some good ones soon so yall can read :)) #ohkay gn lovelies ^^ #oh my god its only 12 nevermind i lied hey guys have a good afternoon #batfamily #danny is a little shit #batfam are so confused

[mikakuna]

my problem is that i always end up emotionally invested in the angry abuse victim character-- the character who is always the "wrong" kind of victim. the one who lashes out and is violent, a complete juxtaposition to their sunshine/lawful good counterparts in the media.

i end up resonating too hard with these characters that i always end up on the shitty side of the fandom where people will see you as a bad person for enjoying representation of an angry victim.

#and then i get brain damage from people's horrible takes that involve real life accusations #why the fuck would i support the death penalty because a fictional character kills people #are you using your minds #what part of seperate fiction and reality do you not understand #you genuinely CANNOT be a part of a fandom if you don't understand that rule #or there's the people in the fandom who don't know shit about abuse victims so when they write stories including such characters #they depict them in such clearly ableist ways #and in the victim blaming sense!! #like fuck #when is it my turn to join a fandom and become a fan of a character who doesn't induce such anger from other fans #jason todd #red hood #batman

[spidernuggets]

I can not remember for the life of me who said that writing Jason Todd fics got them searching questionable shit on google, but I'd like to share some of the things that writing J.T fics got me searching.

So, how do we explain to the FBIs that all this shit is for a poor grammatical fanfic? This was all for ONE fic btw, imagine digital footprint being like "yeah they searched all this in less than an hour, might wanna check up on that"

#jason todd #the things i do for jason todd #why is jason todd not real #jason todd x reader #red hood #jason todd is my life #red hood x reader #titans jason todd #dc titans #i love jason todd #jason todd titans #jason todd headcanon #whoops #google search

[thecruellestmonth]

Quiz Time, Batfam fandom!

What is a three-letter word for someone with the power to "bring in criminals legally"?

Who are the most prolific users of rubber bullets, also known as "less lethal ammunition"?

What kind of profession is tasked with capturing criminals, and isn't a judge, juror, or executioner?

Please learn what copaganda actually is. You guys are so embarrassing.

#Have fun with your fanon 'Replacement' nickname and your cuddles piles and your werewolf erotica. Go nuts. #But I'm... annoyed? that you guys could be spreading misinformed ideas about real-life topical issues like police abuse. #Jason Todd #Batman copaganda #Batfam fandom #discourse CW #This is a serious problem and there is too little comprehension of the problem already. #If a basic understanding is too elusive then just leave it out of your silly fandom posts. Sound reasonable?

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

So I'm not a fan of the oh sad/kitten Tim thing that a lot of people got going on sometimes I enjoy when he gets a hug.

The one thing that I hate is when we take the rich out of Tim drake.

I want Tim rolling in fucking money sugar daddy to the stars level I want him thinking bananas cost $50.

It's funny it's also angsty as fuck

Good example my mom grew up with a dad who was filthy rich like there is a road named after my moms family.

He however was neglectful and abusive when she was 17 she left got pregnant tried to reconnect and he held me once before he refused to speak to her ever again.

Growing up my parents didn't have money my dad was the only one who worked but we got by. I didn't know anything about my moms life until I said to my dad one day about how moms dad sucked and how birthdays and shit must have sucked. Specifically she told me about one present I said that was shitty cause she said it wasn't the one she wanted. It was 400$.

My dad called my mom and flat out said why does our child not know you were fucking loaded.

Just because you have money or had money doesn't mean there isn't abuse or other secrets. Rich people are fucking weird.

(Another example when they found out my grandmother was pregnant they invited her over for dinner and we're disgusted by the fact that she was wearing jeans)

I want Tim to be rich and weird. Bruce is too and I don't hear people complaining about him having money for the bats to actually work they need to be rich. No other explanation would work because only billionaires could be furrys who fight crime. If normal people did that they would be in Arkham.

This was really ranty and weird but essentially Tim needs to be swimming I won't accept any arguments.

#tim drake #batfamily #rich batfam #Bruce Wayne is a billionaire I enjoy that because real life rich people suck #Bruce Wayne #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson

[rickktish]

Occasionally the contrast between the woobification of Jason Todd and the demonization of Damian Wayne makes me want to commit acts of untold violence.

Like, two of bruce’s kids have “tried to kill” tim. One spent a decent amount of his life being taught to care for and value others and to serve them, went through an incredibly traumatic experience, came back and decided to go full scorched earth on those he believed wronged him while he was gone. The other was raised in an extremely abusive environment and taught that his only value came from things outside his control and that if he wasn’t superior to everyone then he was inherently inferior. He came to his father’s house at a time of severe upheaval, with little to no experience with any kind of unmixed kindness, and felt the need to secure his position (i.e. make himself safe) by removing a competitor for that security, and later learned that person had a contingency plan to deal with him and retaliated out of fear. One of these guys was in his late teens when he caused grievous bodily injury to a younger opponent who had only enacted symbolic harm of which he (tim) was unaware of having caused. The other was prepubescent when he attacked someone more than half again his age out of a combination of fear and a belief that that was the correct and appropriate way to deal with a competitor for your personal position of security and safety because he was literally taught to kill before losing most of his baby teeth.

Guess who gets justified by the fandom and has dozens or more fics where the entire plot is specifically about tim forgiving him? Spoiler alert: it’s not the literal child from the death cult who’s been abused and manipulated by every single adult in his life until his arrival in Gotham.

Guess who gets portrayed as being somehow inherently evil, even biologically so, and utterly irredeemable no matter what he does? Spoiler alert: it’s not the grown ass man who had a whole villain arc before his public popularity elevated him to anti-hero status.

Edit: added quotation marks around “tried to kill” because somebody said Jason never tried to kill tim and I think what they meant was that he wasn’t approaching the situation with intent to actually murder him, only cause him grievous bodily harm, which i’m too tired after work rn to try to chase down atm. But also because regardless of whether or not Jason attacked tim with homicidal intent, this post is discussing fan interpretation used specifically and prolifically in fanfiction, which does tend to view Jason’s actions as falling under the umbrella of “trying to kill” tim. So. I don’t just want to wholesale remove those words. Perhaps I could simply alter them to say that “two of Bruce’s kids have enacted greivous bodily harm upon Tim intentionally, willfully, and with malice aforethought” but again. Most people just kind of call it “trying to kill tim.” So. Idk

#rick’s originals #rick's rambles #jason todd #damian wayne #damian wayne al ghul #red hood #robin #it just bothers me sometimes #i wouldn’t trust any of these people with a real life ten year old #or a real life thirteen or fifteen year old for that matter #if i use trigger words like telling you that believing in biological evil is racist will that shock you into thinking critically? #but then i suppose i’m only promoting my personal ‘no inherent evil’ dogma #so i don’t know that that’s actually better

[kneelb4kesha]

sometimes you have a cat and she is constantly making little noises, little "mmmrp"s and "hrrrmm"s and "nnnnnnnnnnnn"s and its like having a full conversation across the full breadth of some language you don't really speak but sure sounds like english because she's able to make the same plaintive "mmMM???" every time she wants to step outside and you're like "no" and she goes "mmMMMM?" to which you say "No" and she goes "hhhhhmmm" and then looks you dead in the eye as she repeatedly smacks her food bag, not because she wants food (it's right there in her food bowl, 24/7, because she is both capable of regulating her own meals and also disagrees with the concept of mealtime) but because it makes a very annoying sound and she wishes to voice her displeasure at not being allowed to roam the wilderness where all the coyotes are, and ask her to stop, and she does, for a brief moment, and then says "nnnnnn" and resumes smacking her food bag at a pace so deliberately, infinitesimally slower than her previous attempt and you give up in the hope that she will cease if the eye contact goes away, and it does, and she comes over to sit on your ankle in a way that cannot be comfortable for either of you but she lets out a deep sigh and then starts licking your blanket in the same place she's been licking it since she was seven weeks old, small and mostly comprised of ears and eyes and confusion, and came home with you, and the blanket has been permanently altered but she likes it so much you can't begrudge her even if it is your favorite blanket which saved your life on a cold overnighter in seatac years ago, and then she. fucken "mmmMMMM???"s all over again because it is ceaseless, this conversation, this litany, this chitterchattering. but at least she's cute

#the real life of todd #shira the cat #brought to you by oh my god she will not shut up inc.

[shyjusticewarrior]

DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 66

[At the grocery store, music is playing]

Dick: This song was also on Glee.

Damian: Nobody cares.

[Playing Among Us]

Tim: Red is sus.

Jason: How is red sus? This is McCarthyism.

Selina, to Bruce: Doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?

#dc incorrect quotes #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #selina kyle #catwoman #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #glee #among us #funny #tumblr text post #my real life #dc #dc comics #ships #batcat #bruce x selina #brulina #ship dynamics #shipping #character dynamics #batfamily

[gleasonlovesjasontodd]

GUYS HE ORDERED ME LEGOS AND GOT THEM SENT TO MY HOUSE SO WE COULD BUILD ON FT AND THEY ARE THE ORCHIDS ONES

I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING RN

(also i made my own tag for him)

#CAN WE JUST BE DATING ALREADY LIKE I LOVE HIM #jason todd #red hood #red hood fluff #jason todd fluff #jason peter todd #jason todd soft #jason todd headcanon #batman #write more jason todd fluff please #jason todd imagines #jason todd x fem!reader #jason todd x you #jason todd imagine #jason todd thoughts #jason todd x reader #redhood soft #gleason’s thoughts 🎀🫡 #gleason’s real life jason todd 💌🪩

[blehhmm]

*at a bookstore*

Jason: *grabs book of shelf, looks at Bruce* y'know if even awfully great child this yea-

Bruce: No you haven't.

Jason:*putting the book back, and mumbling* Get good grades they said, i'll buy you whatever books you want they said

#incorrect batfamily quotes #batfam #jason todd #dc #dc comics #bruce wayne #red hood #batman #based on real events #aka my life #I was Jason #batdad #jason peter todd #based on the fact that before his death Jason was a damn good student #he probably still is a great student honestly

[tbcanary]

i am literally always thinking about this

#detective comics 416 for the record #but like. hey. hey? #and I know that immediately after this dick calls him out for this being bullshit #but like. he said it. he SAID it. #Bruce was asked why jason got brought in and his response was ‘I saved his life’ #and yknow of course the real answer (which is what he later admits) is that HE needed someone. he needed Robin. #which is fun knowing that bringing jason in does not save him but in fact damns him #he says this. and it is a lie. #it is a lie both for him. and for Jason. for the very narrative itself. blah blah blah. #I just THINK. I JUST THINK !!! #text.tb #read along #metaposting #(sort of) #Jason Todd #Batman #Bruce Wayne

[your-fave-is-being-blended]

Please blend Todd Howard. You will be doing the world a service.

Todd Howard from Real Life is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

#your fave is being blended #you cannot save them #blend requests #todd howard #real life #bethesda

[timdrake-yumm]

“You know the kids you eat?”

“The CHILDREN I eat?!”

“Y- *pause for laughter* yeah! You know, umm… SOUR PATCH KIDS!”

— a conversation a friend and I had about Halloween candy in which he insinuated that I was a child-eating witch. I think this could also be a conversation between timber that Tim’s siblings accidentally walk into at the exact wrong moment

#dc #dc comics #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #batfam #damian wayne #batfamily #red robin #batman #bruce wayne #red hood #robin #dc red robin #incorrect batfam #incorrect quotes #bernard dowd #timber #incorrect tim drake #source: real life #source: me #halloween #halloween candy #I promise I’m not a cannibal #but I won’t deny the witch part