Far Cry 5 in a nutshell
Ubisoft: these are the Seed brothers! They are evil villains!
The fandom:
I’m looking at beloveds @schoute and @perhapsrampancy 👀
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I wanna pretend John Seed's televangelist advert wouldn't have me sticking around for another 5 seconds before hitting Skip Ad ->, but his pretty eyes would indeed keep me glued to the screen.
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I like to imagine John running about the Valley in the middle of the night with a huge ladder to spray this himself.
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Is murdering time
Hazbin hotel character, helluva boss character, blaze the cat, honey the cat, rouge the bat, amy rose, nicole the lynx, sticks the badger, bunnie rabbot, sally acorn, whisper the wolf, tangle the lemur, tikal the echidna, cream the rabbit, kitty katswell, katty katswell, Koopalings, roxanne R. wolf, glamrock chica, Monty the gator, rad from OK KO, cartoon cat, lion O from thunder cat roar, boxy boo, Susie, kissy missy, mighty the armadillo, ray the flying squirrel, patra the cat from Pac man party & huggy wuggy when they don't wear this uniform with a lot of medals, Aiguillette, double royal sash, Epaulettes & fireworks sparkles attached to Epaulettes
or this uniform with same but except Epaulettes
For what Anthony D. Smith ask to do:
He used his Thompson SMG like this,
Or medusa laser beam rifle 9000 & he starts to count to three or counting down to zero:
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The power of yes, my children!
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I GOT A REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE FOR CHRISTMAS DO YOU WANT TO SEE SOME ROCKS UNDER MY REALLY COOL MICROSCOPE
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Also, there is so much hand-wringing over the ethics of BDSM and while obviously it is worth taking care about ...sensation seeking is a thing. Many, many people enjoy eating habanero peppers and/or watching movies that make them cry. The conceptual leap from there to the idea that it's possible for sex to hurt good is a very short one, and sometimes it REALLY is as simple as that.
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Oh, you actually like when I’m a little bit mean to you? Aren’t you just pathetic! It’s adorable, really, how desperate you are for me to bully you. Come on, say it. Tell me how much you want— need— me to bully you. How much it affects you. You need it to get off, don’t you? How absolutely pathetic. Need a big, scary butch to remind you how weak you are? Awww, then beg.
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