#the pattersons suck

[smiliegurl92]

TW: transphobic parents & just generally bad parenting

Luke Patterson headcanons:

·       born to Mitch and Emily Patterson in Calgary, Alberta in 1978 (hence his general dislike of country music because Stampede was always so overwhelming, and he never got to go to BVJ because he was just itty-bitty; not to mention Emily tended to listen to the super twangy type of country music).

·       They put Luke in French immersion, which does not help with his general issues with school (I feel like Luke would be very similar to my little brother who is super smart but struggled all through school, especially since my parents forced him into French immersion).

·       Mitch Patterson has a PhD in something techy, and Emily has a master’s degree in Art History.

·       Luke starts piano lessons at 4 years old, which quickly becomes viola lessons when he can’t sit still at the piano.

·       He is also in all of the winter sports (skiing, skating, but not hockey because “It’s not ladylike”).

·       His parents buy Luke a guitar for his 13th birthday and come to regret it since he immediately drops the viola to self-teach himself rock music.

·       Mitch Patterson gets a job offer to teach at the California Institute of Technology (in Pasadena) a little before Luke’s 7th birthday. The Pattersons move to Los Angeles about a year later and officially become US citizens when Luke is 15.

·       While the Pattersons consistently misgender Luke, and are generally not supportive of his gender identity (or his life goals and love of non-classical music), things escalate shortly after his 15th birthday when he announces he wants to start taking t and get top surgery.

·       There’s an extremely tense few months at the Patterson household, before Luke finally runs away to the LA LGBT Center where they help him get emancipated and in all the support groups/counselling necessary for top surgery to be possible (they also help him get on t, obvi). He officially lives in a set of apartment buildings the Center owns and “rents”, i.e. for $0, to emancipated teens. Essentially, he still lives in the studio since he’s there basically all the time.

·       Luke gets approved for top surgery around his 17th birthday, and has a glorious few months before the fated night at the Orpheum.

#julie and the phantoms #jatp netflix #luke patterson #transphobic parents #the pattersons suck

[lvkereggie]

netflix truly fumbled working w kenny ortega ever again after they cancelled jatp

#julie and the phantoms #jatp netflix #jatp cast #kenny ortega #netflix sucks #luke patterson #reggie peters #alex mercer #julie molina #bobby shaw #carrie wilson #willie jatp #madison reyes #charlie gillespie #owen patrick joyner #jeremy shada

[zappedbyzabka]

Babydoll

#This gets me every time. Giffed EVERY TIME. What is this enchantment #He said I will be so sparkly eyed fat assed teeny waisted in this club tonight #I will flutter my lashes and make eye contact while sucking on a straw #ruben patterson #william zabka

[fabioquartararhoe]

so i’m not the only one who thinks that the stewards hate fabio

#fucking cunts #and patterson can suck my dick #fabio #fabio quartararo #motogp

[spockvarietyhour]

Congratulations to Admiral GildedPussyJuice Joshua Winterton, you survived this season of Gilded Age! I really thought you were gonna beef it before the season finale from um, strenuous husbandly duties.

#The way Turner just found this rich widowed? sap to suck dry and become a socialite in less than year. amazing #The GIlded Age #Star Trek Voyager #Relativity #Admiral Patterson #Dakin Matthews #Joshua Winterton #spoilers #(I forgot he was the Colonel in Child's Play 3)

[inej-qhafa]

Mary Jayne + being appreciated for more than just her money

#mary jayne gold #gillian jacobs #varian fry #cory michael smith #thomas lovegrove #amit rahav #albert hirschman #lucas englander #transatlantic #netflix transatlantic #transatlanticedit #mine #just makes me really happy that these three actually truly care about her #and think she's doing an important job #as opposed to patterson who sucks #i'm in my obsessed with mj era

[dancedance-resolution]

my hot take for the day is that large print should be the default text size. normal size font will be renamed “pocket size” or smth and THAT will be the special section of the library rather than the other way around

#i don’t Need large print books but i am so much more likely to read them than normal print bc normal print hurty my eyes half the time even #if i have enough light and everything and also large print feels more readable to me like the letters blend less idk #but it SUCKS bc it’s like all the library has in large print is james patterson and the bridgerton books. give me my sapphic rom coms in lar #ge text PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #LARGE TEXT SUPREMACY

[innytoes]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Julie and The Phantoms (TV 2020) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Julie Molina & Ray Molina, Ray Molina & Reggie Peters, Alex Mercer & Ray Molina, Ray Molina & Luke Patterson, Alex Mercer/Willie (Julie and The Phantoms), Julie Molina/Luke Patterson, pre-Julie/Luke/Reggie if you squint, Flynn Taylor & Ray Molina Characters: Ray Molina, Julie Molina, Flynn Taylor, Alex Mercer, Reggie Peters, Luke Patterson, Willie (Julie and The Phantoms), Carlos Molina Additional Tags: Father's Day, Good Parent Ray Molina, Ray Molina Adopts The Phantoms, kind of, Gay Pride, Fluff, 5+1 Things, Alex Mercer Has Bad Parents (Julie and The Phantoms), Reggie Peters Has Bad Parents (Julie and The Phantoms), Reggie Peters Needs a Hug (Julie and The Phantoms), Luke Patterson Has Bad Parents (Julie and The Phantoms) Summary:

Five Times Ray’s Kids Said Thank You With Words And One Time They Said It With Pancakes.

Just some fluffy Ray Being The Best Dad for Father’s Day. Special thanks to @daintyduck99 for the title and fic brainstorming.

#julie and the phantoms #fanfic #ray molina #best dad ray molina #reggie peters #alex mercer #luke patterson #julie molina #flynn taylor #willie throckmorton #willex #I wrote a thing #out of spite #my dad sucks so happy fathers day to the only dad that matters: ray molina

[emelkae]

After lots of denial and forced positivity and writing breaks that were WAY too short, I've come to the conclusion that I might need a complete hiatus from writing for at least a couple weeks. So I'm not going to have anything for certain tag games. If they're things like incorrect quotes, book covers, or ask games it's fine, but I won't be able to do word finds, last lines, heads up 7 up, etc. Basically if you want vibes I'm good, but if you want specifics I'm not. I'm still gonna go through my likes and reblog the people who've tagged me though!

#turns out if you think about one thing every day for 7 months you get severely burnt out #when i sat down to write i would actually like get dizzy and i was like yeah i have to stop forcing this #it sucks tho since i now have 6 different 'first drafts' and 100k+ of awkward stilted burnout writing that i can't use #this learning experience taught me that i can not stephen king or james patterson this #can't wait to come back to my characters with fresh eyes :) and remember that writing is fun actually #me.

[lvkereggie]

i still hate that we never got jatp bloopers .

#julie and the phantoms #jatp netflix #jatp cast #julie molina #luke patterson #reggie peters #alex mercer #bobby shaw #carrie wilson #willie jatp #flynn jatp #trevor wilson #kenny ortega #netflix #netflix sucks fr #jatp bloopers would’ve been so funny

[zappedbyzabka]

#That's right #keep sucking on that straw and fluttering your eyelashes while staring at buff guys #Whore❤️ #ruben patterson #Shootfigher #Shootfigher II #william zabka

[thedailycourtney]

Currently.

#I mean James Patterson sucks but DOLLY does not #run rose run #dolly parton

[krowkeeper]

Did anyone else think that cat woman’s cat mask looked like a dollar store ninja costume?

Just me? Okay.

#robert patterson #batman #zoe kravitz #that sucked #what even #what even was that #i’m serious though #the batman #just ugh

[chelseajackarmy]

Swansea City did it again🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

South Wales is white and black!

JACK BASTARDS

#swansea city afc #jack bastard #cardiff suck #football #south wales #derby #black and white #liberty stadium #swansea.com stadium #pitch #liam Cullen #jamie patterson #jamal lowe #luke Williams #wales #welsh #pêl droed #cymru #🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 #futbol #soccer #goal #nike #adidas #joma #swansea #Abertawe #footie #casual #jack army

[burygods]

LITTLE CHARACTER TIDBITS : ted lasso original character edition

jodie evans, 25 years old. talented striker for the new afc richmond women's team. transferred from liverpool fc. daughter of liverpool midfielder legend, wayne evans and olympic sprinter, rhea aguilar. there's a running joke that she can't be caught she's that fast ( l.indsey m.organ fc. )

maya dougherty, 36 years old. sports journalist who is closely following the rise of richmond's women's team. was a footballer before suffering an injury as a teenager before signing her contract for manchester united, and turned to writing sports which she found she was very good at given her history ( k.atheryn w.innick fc. )

reece patterson, 23 years old. new american signing for afc richmond. centre midfield is his position, very quickly went up in american soccer, but always wanted to play in england and when his manager got the call from richmond he jumped at the chance ( m.ichael e.vans b.ehling fc. )

#i only have oc's. #because i suck and can't write canons. #◇ / * （ jodie evans * headcanon. ） #◇ / * （ maya dougherty * headcanon. ） #◇ / * （ reece patterson * headcanon. ）

[the-satellite]

DO NOT REREAD WITCH AND WIZARD. I DONT CARE HOW MUCH YOU REMEMBER BYRON BEING KINDA INTERESTING DONT DO IT. AINT WORTH IT

#nova transmits #witch and wizard #james Patterson why are you famous if like. 2 of your 3 major ya series SUCK #byron im sorry. i cant keep going like this. you gotta stay in the vaguely cool as a kid but not revisitable category