#the options are uhh .... idk

[feelo-fick]

WELCOME TO PHIO'S EXTREMELY SELF INDULGENT AU HOUR!!!

"Oh, FINALLY, another visitor! It's so quiet in here, it's unnerving..."

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This AU was meant to be posted on halloween but eh.... Happy Thanksgiving? HAHAHHA

still dont have a name for it, but basically, back in october i was suddenly hit with the need to have a halloween au, so now we have ghost-ified prismo and vampire/witch-ified scarab :D ( although didnt finish the scarab reference spread in time because uh, school and i lost motivation unfortunately )

au synopsis and rambling below the cut!!

the premise of this au is simple : scarab is a real estate agent whos known for his manners ( never barges in, always waits to be invited! though it is a little weird how he keeps asking to be let inside even if they already agreed that he was going to come over... ) and efficiency at his job - that is, convincing people to buy high-end housing for a good price. although his social skills need some... work, his ability to persuade people isnt something to be laughed at.

unfortunately for him, persuading the higher-ups is a completely different story - which he learned the hard way after flunking something big for the company. they dont choose to fire him, no. instead, they put him through a trial, assigning him to sell their most unprofitable property : the mansion in a small town locally known for being haunted by an "evil spirit". if scarab manages to sell it (for good profit) within six months, he is excused and is able to go on with his job. if not... well, best not to think about it, yes? after all, he'll succeed with ease - all he has to do is dispel any worries about some fake "ghost" that only exists as a result of filthy rumors. maybe clean up the place. not too hard, right?

meanwhile, stuck inside said mansion is an extremely bored prismo. hes been hangin around this place for like... how many years now? forty? a hundred? meh, all the same, lately the place has been quieter than usual. i mean- of course people dont just walk into a creepy mansion every day, but there would usually be at least a few bold kids or vloggers coming in now and then for him to entertain but even then they wouldn't stay long ( for obvious reasons ). and now, just some unbound spirits or dumb animals would pass by and thats about it. a guy can only entertain himself for so long, yknow?

that is, until today. when some posh-looking business man entered the premises and started snooping around ( whats the deal with that, by the way?? ). must be prismo's lucky day!! this is the perfect chance to pull out all the stops and play the FUNNIEST prank ever! hah!

... oh. looks like things've gotten a little out of hand.

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WOOT WOOT WOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!! im so so happy to finish this because ohhhhh my god this has taken ages for no reason other than the fact that ive been really dragging myself to make presentable art JSNDJSJXNSJX.... i realize that i have never worked in real estate ( or at all ) which means i have probably fucked something up but uhh um ill deal with the backlash later :"D im also realizing how many odd unanswered bits and bobs this au is going to have in the future, which... i am ignoring for the most part for now, but there are SOME things that i DO have figured out like ghost lore... but thats for another time, for now i leave you with this >:)

#again i do apologize for not including scarabs reference SOB it was taking so looooong and if i didnt finish it by now i wouldve just never #posted it at ALL so im glad im able to get this out now #again still dont have a name... but would love suggestions if people have any :D #ive been thinking so hard about the name and havent landed on aaaanything dude #creepy crawlies? tell-tale?? witching hour?? GAHH THERES SO MANY OPTIONS AND I DONT KNOW WHETHER I WANT TO GO WITH SYMBOLISM OR SILLY SIMPL #but anyways time for real tags #prohibitedwish #prismo the wishmaster #scarab the god auditor #uhh idk what else to put HAHAHHA #dont wanna tag fionna and cake cause i feel like thats just a lie idk #ACKKK I CANT BELIEVE IM FINALLY POSTING THIS I AM. SO NERVOUS MY HANDS ARE SO SWEATY YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW #okay okay. sending post now oh god

[u5an5]

Theory: The Clone X was not Cody like some people think or even Fives (I know he's been dead for a very long time but so was Boba Fett and look where we are. Plus, Echo was supposed to be certainly dead too; making him Winter Soldier-esque storyline wouldn't be that surprising) or not even Slick.

((Also, now that we've seen his face devoid of any tattoos or scars I think first two takes are definitely not applicable anymore; they wouldn't put that much effort to make him unrecognizable))

Back to the point: In my opinion, The Clone X was none other than...

Fox.

Now let me explain.

Who else, other than X, was loyal to the law and justice dictated by it over any moral or ethic code?

Fox.

Who else was portrayed with such single-minded focus on hunting down traitors of the government he served, regardless of what it was?

Fox.

Who else could know not only Coruscant so well but also identify Rex like they knew each other?

He already was a remarkably successful tracker of traitors, why not make him more efficient by pointing them out for him?

Good soldiers follow orders, after all.

#clone assassin #commander fox #star wars tbb #i know that hes got killed really early after Order in comics but i would honestly prefer him to die this way #the bad batch spoilers #commander cody #arc trooper fives #tcw slick #cc 1010 #star wars #sw tbb #sw the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #tbb theory #we dont even know for sure how he looks like cause in one moment we see corries without helmets all of them have standard paintjob #idk if its just animation error but because of it we cant be 100% sure fox ever regreted it without him being shown grieving with rest #hes just taking a breath when fives is dying and personaly i see it more as him rolling his eyes that rex is being mushy with traitor #but there are 3 clones behind fox when hes shown and then the one taking off his helmet stands beside 2 others so it may actualy be it??? #and if he DOES regret it imo is more in 'shame i had to do it' rather than 'shame i did it' way if you know what i mean #hes just doing his job and hes GOOD at it. not his fault that him being competent is bad for the good guys #my point is: outside of one page incomic that can be at any point made noncanon or recontextualized theres no evidence that it cant be him #they already retconed more important things. why not this? #i think its likely that in case im right we can assume that all named corries were made into CloneX #none of them appeared yet despite how much of action happens on coruscant #and only thorn died on screen; in a way preventing him from being viable option nonetheless #three hits point blank months before Order seem unlikely but theyve done weirder things so him returning wouldnt be THAT weird so uhh idk #but yeah cx-02 is tech #winter soldiering doesnt stop #i mean THIS could be fox/other corrie but it being tech is way too cliche oportunity to waste it on them (derogatory towards disney) #pls disney let corries hunt down traitors like they used to pls

[ruicchiii]

thank you nightbringer for existing and thus making me return back to my obey me fixation i have many thoughts about this

#ruiirambles #obey me #obey me nightbringer #nightbringer #dear god i absolutely adore how different it is compared to the og #tho i feel the rhythm is too;; uhh repeated (???) #i cant english its 2 AM and im sleepy #i feel like its a little bit repeptitive but idk it could be because of the fact that i practically am coming from twst so my #expectations are alot different and what im used to etcetc #also i still love satan even tho he’s (somewhat) the complete opposite of what OMSWD is #i ADORE the fact that they’re (the boys) are like #soooo much nicer in contrast to omswd #but at the same time its sorta eerie esp with lucifer LMAO #LUCIFER LAUGHS NOW ??? #OH AND ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH THE LEVIATHAN TSL STUFF #THE WAY I CHOWE THE «oh SHIT we’re in TSL» option only to be greeted by #«wtf is tsl» FROM LEVIATHAN WAS D E V A S T A T I N G /hj #also i thought they like #by they i mean leviathan oops #accidentally left the maze game thing opened so i was like «jfc not this again» when he gently opened the door moment and got greeted by #—not lucifer #also i need to sleep #OH SPEAKING OF SLEEP #NIGHTBRINGER MAKES ME FORGET THE FACT THAT BELPHEGOR L I T E R A L L Y KILLED US #AND I GO aww belphie BUT THEN I REMEMBER #i still hold a grudge. #ok gn

[breathmints1]

hi so i made one of thse deranged emotion charts or something!!

#art #moodboard #or something #uhh #cats #cat #idk what to tag this as um #shitpost #some of these are the same vibes tbh #are you committing crimes or are you filled with dread? #plus the obligatory adhd options #:3

[im-still-a-robot]

M. It was impossible to make their name look good 😔

Notes:

- Main outfit based off the orginal skin for them (minus capelet). I might do a better design at a later point but I am out of outfit brain power atm

- They like nicer clothes (like sweaters and button ups) but are often annoyed by the lack of mobility

- Mask only comes off when alone or with people they trust. Their headscarf, on the other hand, is used to protect their hair, so they might take it off in public, but usually only briefly, to adjust it.

- The Moofia was important to them. Even after its effective dissolution, cows were very dear to them. Also cow axe :]

- Prone to annoyance and nervousness in equal measure. An asshole on bad days and tricky bastard on good ones.

Thats mostly it. I am going to be thinking about them for weeks to come <3

Diamond (the fox!) belongs to @twodragonsinatrenchcoat

I genuinely don't remember who the child was- feel free to tell me if you know :]

#crazy coconuts #my art #hbsmp #hbsmp!m #m #hb #unhappy with the composition but quite happy with how each drawing turned out #which is definitely the better of the two options #uhhhh. #yeah adding them to the list of characters that need a better outfit (calliope im sorry) #still. it fits them for now #also the delicate art of trying to make them compelling while also balancing hb (and not remembering half of it) #they are silly and animated. works good for the style and i like thinking of them as a bit of a trickster #i still want to draw them as a furry #uhh what else #idk honestly. in going through a bunch of recent stuff while making this i cannot believe how much of hb i missed #just in being so stuck in my head about everything. sorry guys. yall are all really cool #mostly ;) #but still. very happy to see a bit more love on hb. was always kinda sad to me that it got exploded immediately afterwards #i also really like how the main one came out. kinda want to post it by itself just because. again. hate the composition #idk idk. cheers. have fun. do whatever you want forever. i have tomatoes to go roast. o7

[clownprince]

Alright sorry if this is stupid I'm horrifically sleep deprived but the sexyman polls going around gave me an idea

Would anyone be interested if I did like. Some kind of communal batjokes fic. As in like. I could post a chapter and people could like vote on what they wanted to happen next?

Kind of like a mix of a choose-your-own-adventure story and the dc jason todd poll

#idk 😭 #lmk if anyone has done anything like this before I'm curious? #idk if I'd come up w the options or have ppl submit ideas or what who knows #just something I thought could be fun? #want to know if people wld theoretically be interested before I put much more thought into it lol #uhh #batjokes #djffhdjjgg

[catdotnip]

Dude I did the shadowheart personal quest and I am. So confused. Like yeah shar is Bad ig but like. Who is this nightsong lady other than "daughter of selune (someone related to selune?)"

#just seems like uhh typical god stuff to want to kill you rival god but idk #the whole time im just here like. i think we shouldn't kill her specially bc ketheric wants her and maybe we can deal w this after #but thats not a dialogue option so nooo shadowheart dont be Evil ur so sexy. who said that #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bdg3 #baldur's gate 3 #HAVEN'T DONE THE REST OF IT BTW #i just feel like i was supposed to feel like. some sort of weight. but i did not so i am confused

[unusualshrimp]

hmm gender thoughts

#the people who made pronouns page have another website right #and one of the options there is you can pin your gender on a gradient that goes hypermasculine -> androgynous -> hyperfeminine #and it's like a linear gradient and i hate that SO MUCH. this is hostile architecture for Me Specifically #[disclaimer that if you find that type of thing helpful that's completely fine] #but anyway my gender is like. im a guy but not in a trans guy way #and im a girl but NOT in a cis girl way and i call myself girl in my head a lot but i am a bit Sensitive about how other people use it? #and im always thinking too hard about ''are they acknowledging my 5D chess gender or subconsciously saying it because of my appearance'' #if someone called me androgynous or whatever im stabbing them though. idk that just feels so... gender neutral? and im not gender neutral #do ya feel me. #i feel a bit silly typing all this but ah this is the transgender website i think u all would understand me #im a guy like. you know the weird guy who shows up overdressed to casual events but he looks nice so its fine really #and also like. guy who always wears black and looks cool [the cool might just be in my head but thats fine] #and. i might have to think harder abt how i feel regarding Girl ™. i dont want to discard it because i do love doing my own thing with it #but also like being perceived as a cis girl (intentionally or unintentionally) makes me want to jump out of my body. lol. anyway #this is all so sucks honestly my favourite gender is just creature. #you see a thing so weird you just go '' oh god what is that'' and not gender. although i do like the flavour of it/its that is so niceys... #like yeas i want to be a scary looking thing (unattainable) but also.... what if i was jus a lil creature. #and i sat at your door and made 🥺 faces until u let me in and then i sat cosy near your fireplace for a bit... thatd be nice #i dont want to worry about gender anymore i want headpats....................... #oh jesus uhh #long post #<- for the tags

[lemonade-sky]

#NOT adding a don't care option. if you desperately need to click a button just pick one at random #im probably not even going to listen to the results of this and just do whatever anyway #im just curious what the 3 people who are gonna answer this will think #also uhh. i have STARTED kirakira and healin' good #on ep 21 and 12 respectively #yes i paused watching kirakira right before parfait. what of it #does it make the most sense to finish kirakira then? yeah it does. but idk. #all of the ones i havent even started/have only seen the first few episodes of are all in a row chronologically which is funny #because it's purely a coincidence #ok i'll maintag. #precure #my epic swag adventures

[whomturgled]

:^(

#feelin like a big lonely loser tonight teehe ^__^ #thought maybe i had plans but then not n everyone else i asked didnt answer or had plans w other ppl too #n i had suggested a plans with stef but she never rlly confirmed or denied but i figured not plus im kinda sick now too but #also called her just to be like hi n i miss u bc idk im SICK n i hate being sick n the way she sounded was weird AaagghGGHHHHH #n im just now realizing maybe she also ended up doing plans w other ppl #just feels like nobody likes me i GUESS which is dramatic but . aagggghhghgh #to be fair a bit of a 180 from i love u so much lemme say it 50 times last night to i call her n say ilu n shes like uhh ok haha #anD I FEEL LIKE EVERYONES GIVING ME RLLY SHORT ANSWERS N LIKE #but i dont know if i have the energy to give a lot of. energy. ?? to expect it back? but its like #an endless cycle of feel bad so less energy or want to bug less so then deserve less in return anyway so feel worse #its kinda feeling like isolation time which i havent done in a hot minute but i tried so hard to get out of it but like . for what yknow #i got to talk to some ppl some more n meet some ppl but at the end of the day i still feel alone n alien teehee #but maybe im just bejng dramatic bc sick. and rsd with the Tones and ppl having Plans With Others #like its perfectly reasonable to have forgotten or just idk had better options or maybe bc i didnt say anything sooner buT . IDK. 😔🥺 #im sick n i hate being sick n i want someone to take care of me ugh #instead i just kinda sat here. played some OW. got mad at OW. ordered pizza to engage in basically food self harm LOL n watched some #of a show ive been meanjng to watch. jts neat so far. but yeah now i just feel like shit i guess #idk how to like. not be insane. or like. ask ppl for like. idk. reassurance or smthn or. share feelings. without feeling like i am.... bad #for doing so or itll end poorly or its excess or burdensome or unreasonable. bc it kkinda is unreasonable but idk not entirely ig yknow #and i really need to shower but i especially dont want to now that i ate food bc id rather die than look at myself naked but yea #YEAH. IDK. i feel. like shit. and garbage. and i can almost see this as being the turning point to me sabotaging my ownnpotential future #whatever ive been slowly building that i just. end up giving up now. #god i wanna call stef or pidge or someone n... ig not even talk abt this bc i dont wanna be a bother but. just hear ppl. u_u #feel like i am wanted in the world slepflsjhggbjwjr #It's My Blog I'll Use It As A Diary / Thought Organizing Thing If I Want To !!!!

[deaths]

uhhh anyone experienced w live2d wanna help me.... my model is rigged rather poorly i think. that or i want to get a new one

#the second option if there is really no saving it i have uhh no money though. idk i just want help

[fef-in-the-flesh]

#polls #homestuck polls #FINALLY GOT POLLS OPTION YIPPEEE #uhh idk if I should tag everyone lmao #homestuck beta trolls #hs ancestors #homestuck dancestors #sillies #I’m limited to only 10 answers so sign n disc are a duo #as they should

[ria-starstruck]

OK so perhaps i will post my other artfight pieces here (and even on insta? hmm) BUT like in what way should i post them. keep in mind this is ~20(?) drawings iirc so:

#idk how comprehensible this poll is bc im tired #making it 1 day duration bc yeah #considering posting the rest of em due to popular (mitch) demand DFSHFKSDLFDSJDSF TY o7 #art polls #art poll #artposting #uhhh if theres anyone who i have attacked who is also on tumblr who is also following me who is ALSO seeing this poll AND doesnt want me to #post their attack uhh lmk?!?!!?! <-the string of coincidences that have to line up for this... #people put whether they post af posts in their bios right...maybe i should do that... #but ya even if it's like months down the line or smth and u recognize me from artfight + youre like hold on a second i dont like that you #posted that attack #just let me know!!! will gladly take it down if thats what makes a person comfortable!!!! and this goes for anyone that ive attacked!!! #oh if u pick individual attacks post immediately it means u hate me </3 🥺 it means u hate me and u want to kill me to death </3 😢😕🥺😞 #(jkjk i wouldn'tve added it as an option if i wasn't down for doing it SHFKLSSDFJS) #it Will b fun posting artfights here tho bc i get to ramble in tags abt the attacks #oh thats only if theyre individual tho. my god these tags are long asf....i have Got to learn to say less. ok headin out

[tonyglowheart]

okay so, I finally tried the whole outfit/concept together

well mostly. bc I don't know where tf I stashed the damn combs when I was packing 8) so uhhh hopefully I unearth those lmao!

but anyway, I like it, but I'm not entirely sold on the star crown. Might... still go for the sunbeams one. The life haxx I found is I could order it on Amazon and get it delivered to the amazon locker nearby. the sunbream crown tho just has no free returns lmao, and I'm like... not sure it wouldn't look more Sentinel of Liberty. Which would not be the intended effect...

Iiiiiiiii don't know. lol

#personal #I do really love the minimalistic velvet purse tho #and uhh the dress needs to be hemmed like heck lmao #I'm like. torn on whether or not I want shapewear. I was going to go for it but then with the belt I was like. #well idk. maybe it's fine lol #also lmao I bought like 2 other belt options just to see and well well! turns out I like the original one I picked best still lol

[munamania]

hoping i’ll like bones and all and banshees of inisherin cause i said i’d take posters of them lol

#free posters anyway so no loss regardless #rolled out of my nap last night like uhhhhhh yeah could i get uhh #i hope y'all are not failing me rn. also if this person still works at the theater in may and i can still talk to them im gonna be like #ummmmmm sooooo have u heard of this movie bottoms.... haha so like... wanna save a poster for me <3 #idk if it'll have one i have no grasp on how big this movie will be. it's HUGE for me. and e banks is producing so it's gotta have a fairly #wide distribution right. also heartbroken that cocaine bear wasnt an option yet #abby talks

[uglypastels]

I´m reaching a pretty big milestone soon so I was wondering if and how people would like to celebrate??

#coz basically i want to do something for you guys since i wouldn't be anywhere near this without you #do we still do that on tumblr dot com? #i could do like a writing challenge #or a sleepover?? #uhh #idk if there are other options #so if anyone has them? #:) #z rants