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thehawkisback ยท 2 days ago
mmm no
i draw the line at anthropomorphic animals
good. at least theres a line.
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lotsoffandomimagines ยท 2 days ago
Lately my only motivation to get out of bed every day is so I can cue up Netflix and see Spencer Reid
This is too accurate to my life ๐Ÿ˜ฉ stopppppp
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probablydinosaurs ยท 4 days ago
why....why did the sr3 remastered shoot HIM of all characters with a handsome dilf gun???? this boomer ass cishet fucking military man who hates every minority under the sun?????? oh but dane vogal, the ok looking evil ceo from sr2 gets turned into mr. burns in gat out of hell. but oh ya that makes sense /s. both men don't deserve good looks but WHY???? why does he look like a fallout 4 male player character. heโ€™s a grade A++ BOOMER. he doesn't DESERVE a pretty face.ย 
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(adds dane for context)
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hell really did a number on ya hu Danial
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dilfbatman ยท 5 days ago
Hi Dil please don't take it the wrong way but why do you reblog anime stuff in your dc blog when you have an anime sideblog?
OMG NO WORRIES <3 my anime side is STRICTLY only for reblogging art! i rb a lot of art onto @dilfcoachukai & i wanted the tagging system to be easy aka - only art! i reblog edits/text posts onto this blog under catchall tags so itโ€™s easier aka (jjk, haikyuu!!, sk8, gakuen babysitters, kuroko no basket etcโ€ฆ) so itโ€™s easy if you guys wanna filter the tag! i knew if i rbโ€™d art on here that it would be WAAAAAAAAAY too much LMFAO! also this isnโ€™t a strict dc blogโ€ฆ this is just whatever iโ€™m into at the moment! i was a pjo blog before dc, and now itโ€™s anime, and iโ€™m sure itโ€™ll change again too lol
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everdeneoak ยท 7 days ago
figured id kill two birds with one stone and do both blogs in one go. tagged by @tennet (๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜) & @arnos @eivor-basim ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
main blog in orange, side blog in blue,
1. why did you choose your url? look if matthias schoenaerts gabriel oak told me he had a farm brought me a baby sheep and asked me to marry him id say yes straight away rip to bathsheba everdene but im different // idk like ezio is cool i guess? not that big of a deal, i definitely didnt fall into the ezio rabbit hole ok IM NOT AN EZIO SIMP SHUT UP
2: Any side blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them. im over on @ezioauditore-s if you wanna come see me scream about assassins creed dilfs (don't ask)
3: How long have you been on tumblr? i think i started this blog mid 2018, but i used to run a blog pre 2014 (a dark era)
4: Do you have a queue tag? yes but it is empty atm, rn im just spamming 60 posts in aย row and leaving
5: Why did you start your blog in the first place? as a rdr2 blog (my beloved) // to save all my main blog mutuals another rebranding
6: Why did you choose your icon/pfp? kinda "i just wanna wear a broad rimmed hat in a english countryside" kinda vibe // the opposite vibe ok DILF EZIO RIGHTS!!!!
7: Why did you choose your header? its pretty! i haven't seen a proper autumn in a while :(( /// MILF EZIO MY BELOVED (again pls dont ask im not a simp stopppp)
8: Whatโ€™s your post with the most notes? this ugly ass witcher timeline post which i forever resent because i hate the way it looks // this ac lore post which i stand by to this day
9: How many mutuals do you have?
like 90? omg how? why?
10: How many followers do you have? jesus abt 3.5k iive changed too many times ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ / nearly 600!!!๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–
11: How many people do you follow?
490+ ok yea i need a refresh
12: Have you ever made a shitpost? every text post i made in the It Era of my blog especially this one (based on a true story) // aforementioned ac lore post + this ac thigh high boot post which is the weirdest thread ever but i love it
13: How often do you use tumblr each day? too often i have no sleep schedule what about it?
14: Did you ever have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won? a few i guess, that one person who stole my gifs and said they didnt know they were stolen (you stole...the text as well beech????) // also every argument i have with a certain mutual who wont accept their crush on a particular goth elf king (pls stop asking)
15: How do you feel about โ€œyou need to reblog thisโ€ posts?
dumb guilt tripping stupidity ((:
16: Do you like tag games?
yes! tho half the time i forget im tagged ๐Ÿ˜‚
17: Do you like ask games?
100% except the horrifying reality that your mutuals will probably use it to bully you ๐Ÿคก
19: Do you have a crush on a mutual? i would hug & kiss them all but young people haven't gotten the vaccine in australia yet :((
tagging @fuckinherondale @leofriths
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akimizura ยท 14 days ago
Just a few more doodles because actually I enjoy stylizing the model.
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I also need to stop posting about fortnite. Its the only thing I've posted about since the announcement blew up :/
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pathologising ยท 17 days ago
nooo but fr
like my normal doctors suck ass kind of, all they do is ask me about my period and half heartedly tell me to go in birth control
but my specialists? i will kiss them with tongue
literally kissing my specialists on the mouth french kissing them
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cherrybarzy ยท 20 days ago
โ˜€๏ธ as you top 5 players
get ready yall
โ˜€๏ธ: you as kirby dach
@ch0colatefr0gs as mat barzal no not just because heโ€™s my husband and sheโ€™s my wife
@cherrylita as nolan patrick
@joelsfarabees as tyler seguin
@jilyevans as artemi panarin
join the summer sleepover
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brain-amoebas ยท 23 days ago
if I was Ethan I wouldโ€™ve simply taken Heisenbergโ€™s offer as well as his hand in marriage so we could team up and kill Miranda with the power of gay love โค๏ธ
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bornonthebreakofdawn ยท 28 days ago
I'm kinda sorry I did this but I couldn't help myself when I saw that scene in Boruto episode 199 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
Please don't take this seriously ๐Ÿ˜…
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thatbitchfromkamino ยท a month ago
how do i tell straight men that i only watch star wars for the space hotties, space dilfs and space do yโ€™all watch star wars? i certainly know it ainโ€™t for the plot....
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