#the one with the weird shoes

[novakiart]

spinneret fun! 🕷️ written by me & nevi

the rest under cut:

#spideypool #wade wilson #peter parker #spider-man #deadpool #i made this in one day fjdjjsjs forgive how weird wade looks in every panel but this is basically just a glorified scribble #also i think his badly drawn faces are funnt #more cringe losers based on nevi + my's au #again #they **** after this. #sorry? #mine #okay wait no I'm back #because put yourself in wade's shoes for a second #your bf's overactive super senses are telling him to get the hell out of dodge but he trusts you so much that he says nah fuck that #I'm safe I'm in good hands #to trust somebody more than you trust your own senses #okay /end #earth-748

[gloomy-prince]

I posted these reddie and benverly outfits a while ago, but I realized I never posted the rest... I've done several attempts at Mike's outfits but I'm just not satisfied with enough of them to share them, so it's just Bill and Stan. Hopefully I'll have them improved by his next appearance...

#ignore stan's weird looking shoes idk why they're awkwardly bulbous lol #stan uris #stanley uris #bill denbrough #it 2017 #it 2019 #it chapter one #it chapter two #it stephen king #ootb #trans eddie au

[mooshroomterrarium]

lighting practice w bdubs :}

#it felt weird to leave him floating but i didnt know what to do for a background lol #so he's one of those anime figs that comes w a little piece of scenery for display 🤔 #(and in socks bc i didnt feel like drawing shoes or feet...) #bdoubleo100 #bdoubleo100 fanart #bdubs #hermitcraft #my art #mouseposting #can you. tell i have feelings about him. is it too obvious.

[starrysharks]

i am the cattt just chillin outt but in the night she's all i think aboutttt

#zeno's art #i feel so strong 😭 when shes around 😭 she picks me up 😭 when 😭 i 😭 am 😭 down 😭 #even i can admit that i love the full theme song. anyway! #for this redesign i also wanted him to feel less generic but in a different way to marinette #i wanted his civilian clothes to look comfortable and stylish so hes like ... a rich boy who doesnt really dress like a rich boy #idk #i got rid of the purple to keep everything cohesive and because it annoyed me #and i tried to make the outfit less simiar to maris too. why were they both wearing nearly matching jacket shirt jeans ensembles??? #i also wanted to make his hair look a bit smart with the side part but also a little rebellious with the spiked hair #that also creates a subtle cat ear silhouette. #with the chat noir suit: the original looks very uncomfortable and embarrassing to wear for a 14 year old (i think theyre 14 in the show?) #i remember that one of the designers for itsv said that most teens would be embarrassed wearing a spandex/tight suit if they were superheros #and thats why miles wore shorts and a jacket and shoes over his #so i thought 'ill make chat's suit more comfy' #rather than his weird leather suit its more loose esp in the legs to make an interesting silhouette #the cat scratches on the suit + the messier hair also signify rebellion #and the belt mirrors that of my ladybug redesign #the graident tail is just to match plagg + it looks cool #ok done rambling! #miraculous ladybug #mlb #adrien agreste #chat noir #cat noir #plagg #zag studios hire this man

[spacemaverick]

totally normal guy thats never had anything weird happen to them

#artists on tumblr #digital art #fanart #mcyt #hermitcraft #joe hills #time taken: like almost three fucking hours #normally its clean-lined colored and shaded drawings that take 3ish hours but this one involved A Pose and i was designing as i went #my pearl design took 5 hours to draw because i was planning as i went lol #i dont know what the blue is. its not supposed to be frostbite but it kind of looks like i was trying to draw frostbite #i finished this drawing without any of teh blue and didnt like how it looked so i added just Some Weird Stuff with no specific goal #thats also why theres blood on his shoes lol it just felt correct. genuienly no 'dark' reason i just wnated it #id in alt

[torra-and-the-toons]

As is tradition on my blog, Torra must carry someone like a precious little cub and unfortunately, that someone was Nigel.

Help him

#torras art #codename kids next door #knd #torra oc #nigel uno #numbuh one #with a wally cameo lol #I quite like doing sketches like this (grey bg white fill) I think I will keep it #I can't be in a fandom without my weird fursona carrying her favorite little guys like a sack of rice #or shoe-horning her into the story in general lmao #bc it's just fun to think 'but what if there was a giant 8ft sentient tiger that could talk to everyone' #though seeing how I passed an episode with sharks driving a car somehow I feel like she's not too far out of place

[nova-rpv]

i got this ask by someone some time ago that i made a post about and sent to queue, and now its gone for some reason :)))) im so fucking mad jesus christ. i dont remember who submited the ask (if ur reading this, thank u so much!!!), but they requested me to draw venice the mink, silver's early desing(s)

this was the reference they sent:

i didnt know about him until this ask, which is trully unacceptable. i apologize. this lil man is so meanie weanie looking i luv he <<33

#IM SO FREAKING MAD BUT I CAN FINALLY DRAW YIPPPEEEEEE #again thank you for the ask to whoever sent it!!!!! he was so much fun to draw #i wanted to make him more uuuh epic posed???? but im out of shape art wise nsjfosbeod help #if my art looks weird its cuz i havemt drawn in like a month #i didnt draw the first concept because i hate the skinny ass stripes (?) of his quills #also yea i used the color palette of the other venices to paint the one on the right. im so proud of those shoes ngl #sth #sonic #sonic fanart #sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #venice the mink #nov.aart #nov.oodles #nov.ask

[laniemae]

THE DEFINITIVE MILGRAM SHOE TIER LIST

WHAT ARE THOOOOOSEEE

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Lucky rabbits foot yes.

Es: B

Design looks very nice actually. Looks pretty sleek but it looks either very cheap or super expensive. No in between. Might’ve put it higher if it didn’t have the raised heels which look really uncomfortable.

Haruka T1: C

Very bland white slip ons. Kinda the type you’d wear around the house but they look like they’d fall off easily.

Haruka T2: D

No. These shoes look like something you’d find in the attic that’s been there for years or perhaps fished up in a river. He can’t even tie his shoelaces properly (ignores the fact that I only wear sandals and can’t tie shoelaces).

Yuno T1: C

Simple school shoes. I’ve worn these before and they’re pretty uncomfortable if you walk in them for too long but they look nice with her design.

Yuno T2: B

Very similar shoes but they look nicer and more comfortable so I’m putting them higher up.

Fuuta T1: B

The shoes itself look pretty comfortable and efficient. Maybe like something you’d wear for hiking. But those god awful rotten mustard yellow socks are awful I would’ve placed it higher if not for that.

Fuuta T2: B 

(same shoes)

Muu T1: F

Is she wearing steel? They look so uncomfortable and look like if you trip they could crush your ankles. Like girl you’re wearing high heels because you’re rich but you have awful taste.

Muu T2: C?

Honestly I don’t entirely know what to think about these. Looks similar to the first one but maybe a little bit more comfortable with the bigger heel strap and without that weird arch pattern. Although I notice that she’s actually got steel plating on the shoes so if she kicked someone she’d probably kill them.

Shidou T1: C

Pretty standard whatever-it’s-called (I don’t know I’m not a shoeologist). The brown looks kinda nice but clashes with the rest of his design a little bit. Kinda feels both casual and something you’d wear to work.

Shidou T2: A

These shoes actually go kinda hard. They fit a lot better with his design and look like a skeleton. I can’t tell if they’re just patterned shoes or sandals but they look pretty comfy and I can excuse socks with these type of sandals.

Mahiru T1: C

Really split on this one. Like the general style of the shoes look pretty nice and with the platforms (wait I just noticed Mahiru probably wears platform shoes because she’s so short lmao) but the exposed toes look kinda weird and like who tf paints their toenails.

Mahiru T2: S

She would be allowed to walk around barefoot. Oh wait she can’t walk-

Kazui T1: D

I don’t have much to say about these but they look very tight and could hurt.

Kazui T2: C

Slightly better because they don’t look like they could restrict blood flow but like Haruka they look like something you’d find old and discarded in an attic. Not in a river though.

Amane T1: B

I would rank it lower because I’m not too big of a fan of school shoes like this but the big socks actually look quite comfortable so it’s a bit higher.

Amane T2: B 

(same shoes)

Mikoto T1: C

Shoes kinda mid. Not much going on apart from them looking kinda worn out. Does match his hair colour nicely though.

Mikoto T2: C 

(same shoes)

Damn what happened to his shoelaces

Kotoko T1: S

I love these shoes. So much I actually had a dream about finding them at a shop and getting really happy. Basically the only shoes I wear are sandals like that and say what you want about the socks but the colour looks really nice.

Kotoko T2: A

These are also pretty good. They look comfy and pretty stylish and could be worn in a lot of situations although maybe they could get a bit hot. I also like how unlike other character designs in other media these don’t go up right to the knee to the point your legs are like sticks. Honestly Kotoko has good taste in shoes.

#milgram #Es milgram #jackalope milgram #haruka sakurai #yuno kashiki #fuuta kajiyama #muu kusunoki #shidou kirisaki #mahiru shiina #kazui mukuhara #amane momose #mikoto kayano #kotoko yuzuriha #This is one of the things where it first started out as a little joke then spiraled into this #Kotokos shoes best shoes FITE ME #These guys have weird drip

[sealrock]

beyond the infinite.

#mypost. #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv oc #new weird guy alert!!!! #i made these at 5am so excuse the rush job #this is what happens when you listen to juno reactor for the past 72 hours #don't know his name yet and he may be connected to solution 9 in dawntrail #tho if s9 doesn't turn out the way i think it would be i'll probably cry #is he human? an android? a genome? another one of paris' interdimensional siblings?? who knows! #i just like him. he has cool-looking shoes #q.

[sn0wbat]

sparkle on, tiberius ✨

#my art #low stakes 🦇 #my old friend crimson-catalyst helped with the shoes!! basically drew the shoe sketch while i slept. please check out his art he's great #anyway not many vampires sparkle in my lore. like at all. it's a super rare trait even among the daywalkers. tiberius is a weird exception #most vampires just kinda burn. or crack. and otherwise can't deal with the sun very well #and most daywalker vampires - upon sun exposure - get these dark ashy marks on their skin instead #so most vampires don't even know sparkling like this is a thing that is possible #he sure is sparkling like a MARBLE STATUE ✨ (do they actually sparkle?? idk man it's probably just a figure of speech at this point) #happy birthday silly boy #anyway his birthday is feb 2nd and he'd be uhhh. 2144 years old today #a grecoroman idiot twink. i don't think he remembers his original name - his cause of undeath was drowning in the river of tiber though #being drunk on wine while accidentally becoming a vampire is never a good idea (major memory loss may happen) #so he's just been going by tiberius. for a while. like that's just his name now #for the record he is very gay. he doesn't call it that but he totally is #also i don't care for twilight sorry it's too romantic and mormon for my taste. but its vampire lore is funny and i'll borrow from anything #like the sparkles. maybe one vampire does sparkle. as a treat #hope you enjoyed my tag ramble. time to actually post

[bonetrousledbones]

my biggest irl secret is that at some point i started telling people i like drawing skeletons because i was too embarrassed to say i draw undertale fanart and that snowballed into getting more skeleton themed things which i liked but didnt really go out of my way for and now its not a lie anymore and whenever i need to buy something i will try my very best to find a skeleton version of it and now i’ve fallen to my self fulfilling prophecy of becoming the skeleton guy

#trousled rambles #its so funny to me now. i didnt wanna be cringe but now im just weird in a different way #there is an actual plastic skeleton (his name is roderick) hanging from my bed in my dorm rn. my roommate gave him mini sunglasses #that bed also has skull shaped string lights under it #half of my tshirts have skeletons on them #i have one ribcage hoodie and have been trying for several years now to get another one for my birthday #i have one singular necklace that is not skeletom themed. my favorite necklace is a cat skull #the only reason i dont wear my shoes with skeleton feet on them is because they hurt my feet #listen. people will tell you not to let lies snowball but they never tell you it can actually be so fucking funny #its not even a lie anymore this is just genuinely who i have become #this lie has consumed me and im better for it #EDIT I FORGOT ABOUT MY SKELETONS SHOWER CURTAIN AND SKULL SHAPED SOAP DISPENSER AT MY HOUSE #AND HARVEY!!!!! MY OTHER PLASTIC SKELETON IM SO SORRY HARVEY YOU WERE TOO HUMAN SIZED TO BRING WITH ME #final edit. i also forgot my jack skellington mug that i'm using as a pencil holder #look when you accidentally give yourself a niche of easy gifts for people to give it is your civic duty to lean into it as hard as possible

[icewindandboringhorror]

I got these shoes from someone recently but thought they were way too plain looking, so I set out on a quest to customize them with some sharpies and charms and miscellaneous ribbon I had in my craft drawers. Mostly sky themed (clouds, rainbows, rain, stars, etc.) because that's my favorite aesthetic, but I had to include some cat imagery as well, of course lol.

#also honestly had NO IDEA that real converse have that star logo on the INSIDE not the outer part??? why the hell would you want it on the #inner portion where nobody can see it?? my entire life I always would have sworn it was on the outer facing portion.. #I think these would be perfect IF they were just slightly taller (top part higher above ankles instead of just weird hard material digging #right into your ankle whenever you walk) and if they were actual good platforms. they're so short. It's good that 'chunky' shoes are gettin #more popular as they've always been my favorite Look ever since I had these shoes with roller skates that pop out of thebottom (not heelys. #but like. before those. it was two whole entire roller skate wheels like a normal pair of roller skates) and the bottoms were so tall and #clunky and it made my feet look giant (because it had.. entire wheels in the bottom pockets lol). so #I've alwatys been into the aesthetic but . still I find a lot of the 'brands jumping on trend' are too short of platforms #OR they're plafrorms with a raised back/heel/wedge which to me is not aesthetically good and also makes them exceptionally uncomfortable to #wear compared to just plain completely flat chunky platform bottoms. ANYWAY.. if these shoes had a 3 or 4 inch platform I think they'd be #cooler. however for what they are it's still fine! and I like them more now that they actually have some sort of anything to them and #aren't just plain white. The weird thing is that the material it's made out of (maybe some sort of leather or something) absorbs sharpie? #the color changes over time. You draw a mark and then leave it for a few days and it either fades into being barely there or has changed #colors. so I had to go back in and redo parts. ALSO the shoe chains are so funny because I did NOT have the right tools for them #I don't have the stuff to make bracelets or open and close the little rings. they're held onto the shoe with just safety pins and the actua #little rung things that hold the charms on half of them are like broken or the metal is just jam smushed together bent and warped hhbjhjhb #I actually like the back a lot where there's the irridecent star thing hot glued on there. it's cool and shiny. and the clouds #are sparkly on the main parts of the shoe though I'm not sure how well it shows up in pictures #ANYWAY... shoegs..... If I were rich this is one of the things I would definitely custom order from craftsman #why would I spend like thousands of dollars on plain ass shoes that are just expensive because they're a Luxury Brand when I could literall #like pay people to create me custom shoes to my exact specifications?? I could have like 5 inch flat platform boots with fur andclouds #and cat shaped holes in the bottom with LEDs in them with pom pom and charms and etc. etc. etc. Like as gaudy and excessively over #decorated as I want lol.. AND they could have skates in the bottom somehow!! ghjgbhjb #this on top of all the custom wizard costumes and period clothing I would order.. Like i LOVE customizing things. I love everything in my l #life being as particualr as possible and cultivating every experience I have to meticulously meet my own specific criteria as much #as is possible. If I had the money to I would never buy something from a store again. EVERYTHING I owned from furniture to clothing #would be either made by me - or mostly - comissioned from craftsmen. custom tiles for my floors. custom bed. custom table. #even like. custom toilet. custom sinks. etc. etc. ouGGH... but yeah.. anyway... shoes..

[secretmellowblog]

As long as it's @valvertweek, here is one of my favorite Valjean and Javert scenes I've written (for my recently updated fanfic Annoyances):

“But I should have expected no better, as this is a false country— I have been compelled to see its falsehoods, to see that all of society and law and government and legislation and magistracy and sovereign authority and civil service and penal codes and all the dogmas on which rest political and civil security, can apparently only be summed up as a great farce someone is playing,” Javert’s words began to blend together into an utterly incoherent snarl of rage, “it is all deceit, deceit from on high, from the very forces ‘on high’ they tell you are incapable of deceit, they lie to their servants, so that their servants believe themselves honest when they are simply party to a great lie—and then they put their empty-headed imps of dandies into the uniforms of lieutenants, and they put their saints in the green caps of galley-slaves and brand them ‘forced labor for life,’ and they trick their honest servants into crime by dressing up the true authorities in the costumes of the false, and the false authorities in the costumes of the true! If there is any ‘true’ authority all! If one can trust in anything! If there is not a rift in the very firmament! If it is not all rubbish, waste, anarchy, a shapeless mass, ruin, chaos—If the very ground beneath our feet does not give way—!” “Oh,” Jean Valjean said, stumbling on a loose paving stone; he lost his balance, clutched at Javert’s coat, and dragged him to the side. Javert staggered.  In a moment the two of them had fallen to the cobblestones in a confused painful tangle of limbs. “Hmm!” Javert said, extricating himself from underneath Jean Valjean. Then he rose to his hands and knees and shook the sewer mire off himself, like a dog shaking the mud out of its fur.  “This is why thought is useless,” Javert explained with a wag of his finger, haughtily dropping his eyelids. “See there! I was too busy thinking over some nonsense or other I have already settled, that I did not see the loose stone. You see what it is.” “Ah,” Jean Valjean said, lying face-down on the pavement.

#when they fall i want you to picture it being like Our Fl*g Means Death #where like #they flop over and bounce and their shoes comedically fly off their feet #thats the energy #this is the Dynamic #les mis #les miserables #valvert #valvert week #jean valjean #inspector javert #also no one has commented about the 'javert shaking the mud of his coat like a dog shaking the mud out of his fur' #but i was really proud of that line. #it gets hard to find more Weird Unique Dog Things for Javert to do. deceptively hard #ya gotta add some variety between all the growling and snarling

[pharawee]

I'm all for the spicy scenes but maybe wrap them in a bit more plot (or dialogue lmao) from now on. I need plot to go with my smut.

Also, no more yaoi noises, please. Oh, what a terrible day to have ears.

#jane watches stuff #playboyy the series #i kind of find it very gimmicky and unremarkable so far #idk what to gif #hopefully the weird pacing is due to this being the first ep #i'm mostly just over here like: #who wears shoes on their sofa #why is there a projector image of nant in nant's room #why are you walking around shirtless at uni #don't kiss the wet money that's gross #don't go rubbing one out during your painting lesson there's other people there #why are you all meeting up in a derelict building to drink #i have concerns

[one-of-those-ghosts]

*shakes christmas gift and listens* this doesnt sound like a 45 minute compilation of wpsiatwin alex screaming :/

#not in a weird way its just that “bet shes del-igh🦅-ted” when she sees him changed me #arctic monkeys #dancing shoes demo?? despair emoji #im gonna make it one day #he could still do it i believe in him #tlsp3................? #im delusional

[astronicht]

See writing historical AUs is easy; I have Wikipedia, I have JSTOR, I have the internet archive, I have “well I want to buy this book about Dutch Golden Age painting ANYWAY.” Trying to even just think thru something set a few years before I was born in the country I was born into has me wanting to search “ok but did other kids ever wear shoes in summer or nah” on DuckDuckGo.

#there is actually a lot of 🤝 between Florida and the Midwest but is this one of them u know?? #I moved to England and started wearing shoes all the time outside lmaooo #now I’m weird about it #used to know exactly how to run on hot asphalt with crushed glass on it and look at me now #a delicate flower