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eelsabound · 11 months
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this won't happen because the average age of tumblr users isn't 14 anymore but i really wish there was a fandom mass hysteria en par with the onceler thing where literally every person on this website becomes manically obsessed with one character from some random kids movie im talking fanart fic im talking the return of ask blogs ask-bango ask-dark-bango ask-swagngo ask-homestuck-bango and tumblr hq rushes to monetize on the avalanche of bango adjacent yet not copyrighted memes and references they release water bottles stickers t shirts sweatpants tea cozies stationery bathtubs a candle line but by the time the production process is complete on this cash cow bango is already cringe. no one is posting about him anymore he's a pariah he's in dnis he's been removed from everyone's kinlist so tumblr is just sitting on warehouses and warehouses of unsellable merch no one will touch it so they have no choice but to cram it all into one tall room scrooge mcduck style and that's when they cryogenically unfreeze david karp and they bring him to the room and he looks upon this landfill of bango merch and is forced to reckon with what's become of his legacy but he doesn't notice tumblr staff hq sneaking out the room behind him and they lock the door and they take the key and they melt it down and add to the batch being manufactured into a line of collector's spoons referencing the current popular meme (pygmy marmoset seinfeld)
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whereismyhat5678 · 3 months
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guess who? it's me with hcs!
..Evelyn hcs? Hah, nope!
TWITCH HCS JUMPSCARE- /J
Ok ok, so first off I like to imagine since Twitch was never born with a real voice, she replicates everyone else's! Like Peppino, Gus, Stick, Gerome, etc.
She also has nicknamed many of the folks! Here's most of them:
Peppino = Mr. Pizza
Gustavo = Gnome boi
Mr. Stick = Oncelers cousin
Brick = Remy
Gerome = Short cousin!
John = Tall cousin!!
Pepperman = Apple
Vigilante = the cow guy.
Noise = Noid
Noisette = Cheesecake
Fake Pep/Bruno = The Thing (like the movie)
Pizzaface = food...
Pizzahead = that guy (..or malewife /j)
Evelyn = Mama!
Aaaand itself!/Twitch = ruoy tsrow eramthgin
It also has a pretty strong bond with the noise due to both of them wanting to cause CHAOS-
Also, whenever it manages to take control of Evelyn's body for a long period of time, other people would clearly be able to see its mannerisms, like biting at its own fingers, scratching its arms, often twitching in random parts of it's body, it's walk seeming more janky and jittery than usual, foot tapping and fidgeting with its hands or objects around itself.
Oke that it 4 now byebye-
Twitch is such a chaotic little shit-
I love this character and I absolutely love the names it gives the others 😂 NO SERIOUSLY ONCELERS COUSIN MADE ME CACKLE WHEN I FIRST READ IT- 💀💀
Also replicating others voices are cool but also CREEPY. Like what if it tricks you?…and not in a fun way….UGH SO MUCH TO THINK ABOUT-
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gugf · 1 year
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How would you adapted the Lorax for the stage? What changes would you made?
I think, to make a good adaptation of Lorax, you should just embrace the darkness of a story. So expansion of it's themes plays off more naturally. That's, at least, how I decided to do, if we assume that I have a full creative freedom.
I'll borrow some good things from pre-existing adaptation, and make it all work for a theme. Our theme is infinite growth philosophy, greed and corporate culture.
If we'll take this cut idea about boy being greedy, we'll have two parallel arcs. Of a downfall and of redemption.
Boy still lives in a corporatocracy which is run by another person, selling people air. But in this version it's much more grim. The happy utopia it presents itself in a movie, turns out to be just a facade, and in a continuation of an opening number we actually see that this society conists largely of poor exploited people with a health issues, which corporations are also profiting off. Boy protagonist dislikes his life. He dreams of hitting it big one day for himself and his family, if only he had some valuable product to offer.
So, one day he hears about a thing called "trees" which one day used to be a source of free oxygen, and that some old man living in the middle of nowhere must have something to do with them.
Boy, imagines himself as having a successful business, on par with the corporation running his town. And also, decides that he'll push his own air as more "healthy" than of his competitor. At this point he sees trees and solely as a cow to be milked. (I mean, can you blame him? He doesn't even know that concept of nature exists, more over the meaning it has)
He heads to the Onceler.
This movie would largely consist of his story, with boy protagonist changing his views and learning as he listens.
We'll take Onceler's story and largely expand on it. We can also start with the backstory of how he created thneed and cut his first tree. He can even think at first that's it's largely impractical and ugly, but then realize how easy it is to market. I'd like to keep his background and family life really vague, so the audience could see themselves in him (which was the point of the book). As for his face I have two ideas. He either faceless from the start, or becomes one once he became a head of a corporation. I have an old scetch of how this design could be realized.
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Back to the story. He decides that the town where he lives doesn't have enough trees, so he heads to the forest. (As he tells the story he reminisces about how beautiful it was, which really makes boy reevaluate the purpose of nature) He meets Lorax, who makes him feel guilty about cutting trees, so Onceler assures him that "he'll cut only a couple, just enough to sustain a small business". But as the demand grows, he becomes hesitant about keeping his promise. When Lorax comes back, Onceler assures him, that he eventually starts replanting, so it's not that bad. Maybe he'll even make a small area for this, but just to shut the Lorax up. All in what Onceler truly becomes invested is his business.
(Boy at this point fully sympathizes with Onceler, he believes that it was necessary, and doesn't really think about consequences)
That's where comes our first breaking point. As his company expands he realizes how impractical it is to compromise and grows more dismissive of Lorax. He starts to excuse all his actions by "company is an an animal, it helps the economy, offer and demand" philosophy and stuff. Yep, that's when "The Biggering" comes. Onceler becomes more ruthless with how he operates his business. If he experiences guilt, he always finds a way to justify it, like in "Mr Onceler" song. We could show it, with how he tries to keep a monopoly. Onceler makes more property private, destroys other businesses, underpays his employees and sabotages his colleagues.
And nature is what it affects the most. Y'now, pollution, living things. Hell, why stop on trees? He could do an animal testing!
(Boy becomes horrified, but still can't fully let go of his plans. He tries to make excuses, and think of ways how he would've run things differently, but eventually finds nothing)
Then comes the second breaking point. While Onceler fully let go of his morals, he sees how citizens react hostile to a growing pollution. Afraid of losing his business he starts to spend propaganda and conspiracy theories about how everything is fine and no worry is needed because he totally knows what he is doing. This is where we can place another villain song. I think of something like "Laplace Angel" by Will Wood, or similar. Just full on "i don't even care how evil i am anymore". So, yeah, Onceler doesn't even try to listen to Lorax, it's all excuses and self-pity at this point. He can even change education and history books by his liking, now he's basically all-powerful! I really like how in the original he starts to live in a very tall building and has images of a clear sky as a curtains. It really hammers home how disconnected from reality he became. Even Onceler himself starts to believe in his lies.
Until... Of course... All is lost. The proof of his wrongdoings stares him right in the face as the last tree falls on the ground. His empire crashes. Not with a bang but with a whimper. As he opens his curtains and looks down, he realizes that everyone has already left. Onceler is fully alone, and didn't even notice. In a wasteland of his own creation he sees Lorax, begs him not to leave, but he doesn't listen. They say each other goodbyes, and he never appears again.
After a long silence boy, finally understanding the situation, cautiously asks if something could be done. Onceler remarks about a seed he has, but initially refuses to give it. He lost all hope. Boy, solidifing his changed view, would argue that if this story made him change, that it'll work for his community, or at least, he'll try to explain. Seeing his determination, Onceler hesitantly gives him seed, and watches the boy heads back to the city. That's where the movie will end. Really ambiguous. To really hammer the point.
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Julian! My dude!!!!
My First Opinion of You: Idk I don’t really remember talking too much until recently. But I remember thinking your masks were really cool.
My Opinion of You Now: Weeb lmao. But really, I think you’re awesome and one of the most fantastic people I know. 20/10.
My Favorite Thing About You: Your humor probably. You’re just super fun to talk to or send memes back and forth and you always make my day brighter with the cow videos. I also like teasing u about ur crush on the Onceler uwu.
How Old I Think KNOW You Are: You called me Buddy meaning you are at least 37.
If I Would Date You (romantically/platonically): Date? Probably not. Tho I would be honored to have you as a Bro, Bro.
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emeraldbabygirl · 3 years
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PING PONG IS SUCH AN ADVENTURE EVERY SECOND OF IT WAS SO FUN AND WILD. The fits are so extra and bizarre an fun and the choreo is wild and fun and everyone looks like they are having fun and Hyuna and Hyojong are truly just enjoying the universe together and that fills me with feelings of joy tha I cannot put into words, brings me to tears. Them being able to make a song together and a whole album and promote together and they were allowed to it’s a wonderful thing. The dancers had cute cow print they looked like cute lil cows and Hyuna and Hyojong were Cowboys it’s so cute and Hyuna’s blue hair and her cute cloud print fit and Hyojong being the live action The Onceler from The Lorax lmao. I loved every second of the mv. Ugh, thank you Hyuna and Hyojong and PNation
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teacupconfections · 7 years
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@inkdemonler /cats noises and cow bells
want yours or another’s onceler/fandom oc part of the project??? send me a message with your request [x]
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babysgarage · 7 years
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'we've covered this twice, how could you not remember it??' buddy, pal, here's a list of things i am apparently capable of forgetting no matter how many times i've 'covered it': - whether cows have ears - the shape of the moon - friends' and family members' birthdays after being told every fucking year - what 'the onceler' is - my age and sometimes name - aph france having a beard - naruto's summoning animal being a frog and sakura's being a slug basically repeating something to me 1 000 000 times (like the things mentioned above) doesn't guarantee that i won't forget it
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greedler · 7 years
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YO i got tagged, thanks snail buddy
Author you’ve read the most books from:
Honestly? Probably Suess. Next closest would be whoever made the magic school bus series. I hoarded those.
Best Sequel Ever:
I think Fell was much better than the first book, The Sight. There’s no way in hell any of you guys know what that book is but pretty much it’s wolves with magical powers. No wonder I’m a furry. I actually read the seqeal first on accident
Currently Reading:
A shit ton of fanfiction. Okay if we’re talking published books I’m reading King Lear and Heart of Darkness for my english class
Drink of Choice While Reading:
We don’t drink. We go in DRY
E-reader or Physical Book?
Physical book. I drop stuff a lot and a tablet is nooooot a good idea but i also get papercuts.... hmmm. i just really likes books? the weight, the smell (even the new ones), sound of a page turning or shutting it. 
Fictional Character You Probably Would Have Actually Dated In High School:
Hey guys what’s my url? Jk I’d totally date the onceler but fandom greedler can go suck my dick he ain’t getting this sweet ass. Y’all have no idea how many waifus i got. I’ll list, Russia, Clear, Grillby. yeah we’ll call it quits there. (I like greedler and russia a lot but i don’t think those would work out) I’m overthinking this LET ME DATE THE BOYS. i really like undyne too... (kinda realizing i like girls more than i thought i did)
Glad You Gave This Book A Chance:
the bible praise jesus HELLALUYA jk, uuuuh god i usually just read fanfiction cause it takes less effort than going to the library... hmmm. I liked Jane Eyre more than I thought I would? no not that... FUCK. Let’s go with the infinity farm.I mean that is surreal and hellish. That one tumblr post with like the cow with infinite legs? that one. Did not expect to like it so much.
Hidden Gem Book:
HOLY FUCK GUYS READ MONTMORENCY IT”S SO GOOD!!!!! the seqeals are good too but they go in a different direction. There’s so many scenes i will nvr get outtof my head from these books. Essentially it’s set in the victorian age or whatever and it’s about a dude who tries to trick his way into high society. so good. seriously
Important Moment in your Reading Life:
deviantart.... i read so many hetalia reader inserts..... so many
Just Finished:
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh a lot of porn tbh.
Kinds of Books You Won’t Read:
Straight romance books. bleh. uh mystery books? for some reason i think i hate them but i don’t think i’ve ever read one.... wait.. oh my god montmorency is a mystery book and i thought i hated those.. FUCK.. i need to read way more
Longest Book You’ve Read:
I’m gonna go with series just so I can say i read the Eragon book series in a week. I mean they’re pretty long. I read the first book in 24 hours.
Major book hangover because of:
any time i open ao3 after 9 oclock. You know I ain’t gonna be sleeping much.
Number of Bookcases You Own:
ha! no
One Book You Have Read Multiple Times:
The previously mentioned book Fell. I have read it 3 times I think. Once in one night. I’ve read montmorency three times too.
Preferred Place To Read:
my hidey hole of a bedroom of course! theres something surreal abt reading fanfiction in a public library though that i reccomend
Quote that inspires you/gives you all the feels from a book you’ve read:
you think I can remember a quote? pshaaa
i guess I’ll put a dr suess quote i’ve had on my wall for years and that only gets more and more relevant to me as time goes on. You have to be odd to be number one. I live by that.
Reading Regret:
I didn’t read Harry Potter when I was younger for some reason? well i know why i wanted to save it for when I was older so I could marathon all of them. Nvr really got into it. Would’ve liked to see that mess of a fandom. I was into Naruto instead I guess.
Series You Started And Need To Finish(all books are out in series):
Any books series I’ve ever dropped I dropped for a damn good reason. I ain’t got shit to say here.
Three of your All-Time Favorite Books:
I’m just gonna list favorite fanfictions since I already listed my fav books. I’ve probably got more fav books but I’m tired and can’t remember them atm. Beauty and the Beast Russia x Reader It’s like 70 chapters and still going and yeah it’s no where near as good as I remember it but I’ve read it so many times. My encylopedia of flags I guess? i really loved flags. This book I have filled with old spiderman comicbooks.
Unapologetic Fangirl For:
Tolkien. I’m a sucker for fantasy okay. The WORLDBUILDING
Very Excited For This Release More Than All The Others:
the next fuckING CHAPTER OF THAT RUSSIA X READER!!!!! please it’s been more than a year i’m dying
Worst Bookish Habit:
posture, my back eternally hurts cause of it
X Marks The Spot: Start at the top left of your shelf and pick the 27th book:
i don’t have 27?
Your latest book purchase:
nvr bought a book in my life fam
ZZZ-snatcher book (last book that kept you up WAY late):
Jane Eyre cause i decided to start reading it at 10 oclock when the study guide was due the next day likE AN IDIOT
aight imma try and @ people snail hasn’t. Don’t feel like you have to this was just pretty fun! did take a while tho...
so i will @ @ask-irl-oncie @winchells and for the fuck of it @gay4genji! come on buddy what’s some cool shit u’ve read!
shit what was this challenge called again?
eh here’s a link http://www.perpetualpageturner.com/2013/08/some-friday-fun.html
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