#the office qoutes

[kabhi-kabhi-aditya]

#love #life #spilled ink #sitcoms #movie qoutes #desiblr #spilling ink #desi tumblr #the office

[fakesorbet]

to stare at the setting sun

#cookie run #dark choco cookie #i didnt mean to add the sword oh well </3 #based off the qoute on the offical villian kin assign quiz

[book-quotes-i-found]

“Oh, so now it’s illegal to electrocute someone to death now?!” Logico was unsure when that had ever been legal.

Page 331

Murdle volume 2 by G.T. Karber

#bookworm #book #book quotes #funny #enjoy #quote #bookblr #i laughed out loud #just for fun #book qoute #murdle #book 2 #logic puzzle #deductive logico #now please imagine him looking into a camera like the office

[officermaddie23]

Owen (in sweats instead of his security guard uniform): I’m ready guys

Officer Gilbert: What are you wearing?

Officer Jax: Dr Haase said to be tactical that is not tactical Owen!

Owen: Respect the drip Karen

Officer Jerald: *dies of laughter*

(A few moments later)

Dr Gill: I forgot my password

Officer Jax: You don’t know your password? The new password was too short. What did you put in?

Dr Gill: My dick

(A few moments later)

Me: I have put Officer Jax in charge of this sector so that you two don’t try to kill each other while I am away in hurricane Utah

Xavier: Oh please we’re not children

Me: *doubts them before leaving*

Edward: Eat shit and die

Xavier: Yes fuck you two

(A few moments later)

Max: Hey you bitch get out of my way

Officer Scarlet: What? WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?

Max: Uh Bitch

Officer Scarlet: OH THAT IS SO IT MISTER YOUR IN TROUBLE

Max: Wait Auntie Scarlet I’m sorry whoa

Officer Scarlet: Max now you sit in the time out corner and think about what you did for 10 minutes (walks off grumbling)

#Officer Scarlet acts like everyone’s mom #don’t worry she’s just making sure max doesn’t have a potty mouth #deviant the renegades #incorrect qoutes

[executethyself35]

Top 5 favorite Band of Brothers moments!!! 💖

Ahhh shit Em, gonna kill me with this cause it's basically all of Points

The manhunt scene where Tab's rallying everyone up (i need more of that scene, like them actually finding that mf)

The baseball scene ofc, I almost cry each time

Babe and Gene's interaction in the end of Bastogne (i can qoute it)

Lieb yelling at the nazi officer(??) gotta love seeing that rage spill over

Everyone's gonna kill me for this but, the whole sequence where Toye and Bill get their legs blown off, like the acting in that scene is just *chefs kiss* (and also the part where Lip is trying to get Luz to tell him if Buck is ok and when Luz turns his head back you just see a smidge of the chain for his dogtags against his neck, i went slightly feral, don't mind me acting like medieval man seeing just a smidge of womans ankle)

#band of brothers

[randomuzerthelozer]

"Googoo Gaga over here"

Is offically the best line to come out of the object show community

I don't care about the sappy qoutes, the ones that are amazing in context, the funny jokes

"Googoo Gaga over here" beats them all

Infact "Googoo Gaga over here" is the only qoute to exist in media ever

#inanimate insanity invitational #inanimate insanity spoilers #iii lifering #iii 15 #iii Goo #Goo iii #lifering iii

[the-boss-of-the-port-mafia]

Character Overview; Ougai Mori

❖ Name

; Ougai Mori

Moris real life counterpart, Lieutenant-General Mori Rintarō (森 林太郎, February 17, 1862 – July 8, 1922), known by his pen name Mori Ōgai (森 鷗外), was a Japanese Army Surgeon general officer, translator, novelist, poet and father of famed yaoi author Mari Mori.

❖ Nicknames/Titles

; Sir | Boss | Master | Sensei | Ōgai Mori-dono | Doctor

; Grand Marshal of Outer Space | Mr. Midlife Crisis | Rintarō

❖ Age

; 40 (present) | 36 (Dark Era) | 33 (Fifteen) | 32 (Mafia Boss succession) | 28 (Post-Great War) | 26 (The Great War)

❖ Birthday

; February 17

❖ Ethnicity

; Japanese

❖ Gender | Pronouns

; Male | He-Him-His

❖ Height | Weight

175 cm (5'9") | 60kg (132 lbs)

❖ Blood Type

; O

❖ Occupation

; Mafia Boss | Underground Doctor (former) | Japanese Army Surgeon general officer (former)

❖ Status

; Alive

❖ Likes

; Theory, sweet red bean chazuke

❖ Dislikes

; Dirty things, raw food, mackerel in miso

❖ Family

; No biological family mentioned | Elise (poses as daughter)

❖ Ability

; Vita Sexualis

His ability, Vita Sexualis (ヰタ・セクスアリス,, Wita Sekusuarisu?), is an ability that allows Mori to summon and 'configure' Elise's personality in any way he wills; he can make her levitate, chase after an enemy at high speed, and make her save him no matter what. He can summon Elise as he pleases though it takes a lot of physical energy to do so. And make her attack his enemies with a barrage of large medical equipment.

His ability is based on a book, written by his real life counter part. Vita Sexualis, tells the story of his own journey into sexual awareness, leading to his confusion as he deals with his own asexuality in a society he thinks is oversexualised.

❖ Qoutes

; "I like this city, its dark, seedier parts included… But parasites like you nauseate me."

; “A logical, optimal solution exists in any wartime situation, no matter how difficult the challenge. You must not forget that, especially in times of confusion when you might feel inclined to recklessness.”

; “The leader of an organisation is at the pinnacle of the organization and, at the same time, he is its slave. The leader must be more than willing to commit any atrocity in order to insure the survival of the organization.”

; “Only a diamond can polish a diamond.”

❖ Trivia

; Being a strategist, he has read many works concerning game theory and war tactics and is an expert on the topic.

; Elise calls him "Rintaro", which is the author Mori Ōgai's birth name. It is unknown if this is Mori's real name as well.

; His preferred weapon is a scalpel.

; The author joined the military in order to study medicine, rising in rank to a head surgeon, reflecting the mafia boss' previous occupation as an underground doctor.

; He knows how to disarm a bomb

; He doesn’t know how to play chess

#bsd #bongou stray dogs #ougai mori #mori ougai #mori ougai headcanons #character info #Mori #bungou stray dogs

[sisuandtheselkirks]

✨the office four as movie/show qoutes✨

(I haven’t come up with a creative group name yet also because I’m lazy I’ll be referring to Ollie’s lister by baby instead of mentor/baby)

ENJOY!!!!!

Baby

“Why do we fight?”

Ollie

“I don’t know it makes no sense at all.”

Baby

“It makes no sense.”

Ollie

“When we get into a fight, look at my eyes, and let’s remember this moment, right now, and know that we never have to fight”

Baby

“But you’re such a dick sometimes.”

Ollie

“I know, people think I’m so nice but I’m such a dick.”

Baby

“Thank you for admitting that.”

Quote from this is 40

~•~

Baby

“Don’t touch my stuff.”

Smart ass

“What are these for?”

Baby

“Nothing.”

Smart ass

“Hmm.”

Baby

“What?”

Smart ass

“Well it’s…why would someone bring such tiny batteries?”

Baby

“I’m just prepared.”

Smart ass

“Just I’ve only seen them used for remote controls.”

Baby

“Yes well-“

Smart ass

“And alarm clocks.”

Baby

“Yes alright.”

Smart ass

“And vibrators.”

Baby

“YES ALRIGHT!!!”

This quote is from fleabag.

~•~

Aaron

“Smart ass is so tight, if you stuck a lump of coal up their ass in two weeks you got a diamond.”

This quote is from Ferris Bueller’s day off

~•~

Baby

“So what?!”

Aaron

“So what?!”

Baby

“Yes! So what if he’s the devil Aaron? At least the devil has a job! At least he’s active in the community!”

This quote is from Rick and Morty

~•~

Smart ass

“Yeah you don’t even like, like her.”

Ivan (attempting to move on, lying to himself about liking someone else)

“No I think I might really like, like her now.”

Aaron

“No you don’t.”

Ollie

“No you don’t honey .”

Baby(over it)

“Why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies!”

This quote is from bobs burgers

✨THAT’S ALL!!!✨

#redacted audio #redacted ollie #redacted asmr #redacted headcanons #redacted mentor #redacted cattywampus #redacted aaron #redacted smartass

[king-nyx]

How is it that the person who said (and I qoute):

"Hey, I'm just calling to tell you that I'm done. So no more of this shit. Listen, I don't know how much of this last year was real, but I saw a side of you that the poets and the writers somehow missed. And, he wasn't mine I guess but  you should try and keep some of him with you...and that's it. Yeah, that's it."

The same as the person who said:

"Can you tell I just hot boxed Hades' office"

#wdym???? #what're you on bestie 😭😭 #the season #the rising son #trs dionysus #theseason #cheaper than therapy #dionysus bacchus #ara george sir please continue this is funny

[thealmightyemprex]

Marvel Month :Hulk Gray

In this series Bruce Banner is talking to Doc Samson about the buried early days of the Hulk back when he was Grey not green,primarily focusing on Hulks relationship Betty Ross and her father Thunderbolt Ross

So the collaborations of Jeph Loeb and the late Tim Sale have become classics.Their probabbly best known for Batman the Long Halloween and Superman For All Seasons for DC ,but for a Marvel they did a thematic series :The Color books.Consisting of Daredevil Yellow,Spider-Man Blue,Hulk Grey and Captain America White ,each series takes a look at the early days of a Marvel superhero ,reminicing on the past as they remember a fallen loved one .IBefore this I have only read Daredevil Yellow which is pretty darn good ,but have heard good things bout both this and Spider-Man Blue (And Captain America White was SUPER delayed )

So I am so mixed on this book,cause when its great its great .....But I think,frankly, it made points that didnt feel were clear

I'll start with what I like

1.I like that there are no supervillains ,this is a character study and the villain is Thunderbolt Ross

2.This is less a superhero story and more a classic monster tale,which is fitting,as the initial idea for Hulk was based on the 1931 Frankenstein (Personal favorite of mine ) and even throw in a refrence to that film

3.Banner is an unreliable narrator ,we dont know how much of this is true and how much is his biases shaping the story .I dunno its an element I liked

4.Theres a lot of solid moments like Hulk in a cave with Betty (A scene later adapted into 2008's Incredible Hulk ), and a scene where Hulk pets but accidently kills a rabbit,I just really dug those scenes

5.There is a badass fight with Iron Man (Bulky gold suited Iron Man) and I just found that neat

6.Tim Sales artwork is gorgeous ,I reallly love the stylized look he brought to comics,and his Hulk is truly monstrus but sympathetic,also give me Karloff vibes

.....Ya know as I am typing I think I like it more thenI dislike it ...But I have three problems

1.Banner and Doc Samsons narration and analyzation got tedious real fast

2.The main focus of the book is Bruce is great in concept,the link of Hulk and Thunderbolt Ross and to qoute Clopain from Hunchback of Notre Dame "Whois the monster and who is the man " ....But also that Betty mightve fallen for Bruce for the wrong reasons,theat she saw the toxic elements of him similar to the toxic elements of her father,and tried to ficx him and...I dunno that just wasnt clear at all till near the end and just felt forced

3.Oh the ending sucks ,after a good final showdown with Ross ,Banners flashback ends with him being yelled at by Ross,then freaking out in Samsons office,leaping away and it just fell flat for me

Oh and a me thing.....I didnt relize this took place after Betty had died till a good way though (I didnt even know Betty had ever died in the comics )

I do reccomend this ,it is good ,but it did fizzle for me.Not Loebs strongest writing,though Tim Sales art make this reccomended

@ariel-seagull-wings @goodanswerfoxmonster@the-blue-fairie@themousefromfantasyland@theancientvaleofsoulmaking @filmcityworld1

[gladfang]

okay so when i first watched nope i immediately messaged jonah my thoughts on this qoute in relation on what little i knew about jupe’s past and now that i have more context i’m going to talk about it

i think the use of this qoute in relation to gordy the monkey is literal genius

the first thing i picked up on in relation to gordy was ‘casting filth’. the point of gordy’s rampage was to show that because the cast and crew of the show did not respect grody as an animal, rather treating him as a performer to garner profit, when he was faced with something that frightened him he reacted as a violent animal and they were NOT prepared for it.

the lack of preperation is there’s no precaution. there were no handlers on set and this allows gordy to kill 2 people before it’s the POLICE who have to step in a shoot the monkey. the attack lasted over 6 minutes and in that time there was no one reasonably close enough to intervene.we see the cast was abandoned there as the rest of the crew and audience had fled immediately.

this is going to sound like a weird tangent but bare with me: a reaccuring joke in media, especially cartoons, when it comes to monkeys is that they fling their own shit (which is filth). though monkeys are a species are incredibly intelligent in comparrison to others, they are still animals and the joke is that animals would find pleasure in such acts because of their lesser intelligence. the fact jordan peele uses this qoute specifically after the first glimpse of gordy’s massacre of his costars was everything to me, because it’s horridly ironic.

whilst gordy isn’t flinging shit on set, his destruction causes the set to be covered in blood because of the savage way he rips the two cast members apart (and maims a third as we see during the show scene). the blood spray, the filth, extends to jupe. when gordy is killed infront of jupe, jupe is sprayed with gordy’s blood which is ‘the adominable filith’ in the qoute.

‘make you vile’ i interpret as the effect this whole event has on jupe, ultimately forcing him down the path he takes. a lot of trauma survivors describe their own trauma as something disgusting, a rot infecting them, that makes them impure, dirty, vile. the shot of jupe after gordy is shot has him staring off into the distance, very clearly traumatised. his trauma isn’t pleasent, he’s plagued with flashbacks we see over the course of the movie, and the event itself is horrific to watch.

‘vile’ could also be applied to jupe’s actions. whilst we have the reasoning behind what he did, he was buying oj’s horses and feeding them to the alien creature. we follow oj and em for the majority of nope’s run, they’re the protagonists we root for and we even get oj saying directly he wants to get to a point he can buy back his father’s horses because they were his father’s legacy. jupe takes that away from oj without oj’s knowlege. though it isn’t his intention, he brings the alien creature willingly to his show and dooms the audience, mary joe, amber and himself in one fell swoop in an attempt to get it right this time.

you could take it further that jupe is the reason the alien remains at all by the time the film starts. whilst oj doesn’t start selling the horses until after his father dies because of the alien’s debris scatter, we know jupe has fed several to the creature by the time oj and em realize what’s doing on. its common knowlege feeding animals will cause them to return to where they were fed.

then the ‘spectacle’: jupe’s career post-gordy’s birthday and the whole star lasso experience. since that fateful day jupe has lived as a physical representation of his traumatic experience, and he has no choice but to embrace it. he talks extensively about the snl parody of the day that ruined his entire fucking life. he has a secret museum dedicated to it in his office. the fact he had very minor, nameless roles before the tv show explains further why he does it - if he doesn’t embrace this recreation of himself he’ll fall back into obscurity.

the fact the audience is so small during the star lasso experience emphasises this. the cult following isn’t enough to keep his buisness going, isn’t enough to keep his name on the map... but an alien is! but it’s not about the alien, not fully, because it’s ricky ‘jupe’ park’s star lasso experience! him naming the alien ‘the viewers’, luring it in with lucky, and presenting it all to the audience solidifies his position.

gordy, unintentionally, assured jupe’s existance would be a spectacle.

#horror posting #nope spoilers #idk if this is anything i just wanted to get my thoughts down #i also dk how to end posts like this and it shows ^.^

[peaksofprosperity]

"That feeling that I rarely feel but am constantly in search of"

I feel so many things. but it has been seriously years since I've written out my thoughts. They are all swirling and mixing in my head, it's getting crowded I'm sure.

-i'm engaged.

-i moved to la

-i'm sitting in the office second bedroom. i was listening to taylor swift, but now i put on mumoford and sons because i saw a qoute from it while reading previous posts.

I loved reading all my writings about V. Its interesting b/c that was such a toxic relationship looking back, but I felt most myself, I was living the life I wanted, but it was destructive and toxic to myself and others around me.

I haven't written in so long it is hard to me to grasp just one thought, there are so many.

let me start with now.

T is out of town for another 6 days. J and P just stayed with us me for one night. P and I went to breakfast with Shannon. and I hated every second of it. since Shan and the KF crew have come it to my life, it has essentially been downhill. And i don't think i have truly felt like myself since that night at the Sutton in Van... when I was talking to G and it was the first time i had ever felt like someone was having a conversation with me and they generally wanted nothing to do with me. It is a sobering and saddening feeling. i've never been the same since. My dna has changed. once that happens, it's hard to build up confidence. Like a wall with a crack, you can fill the crack and sand it down but it will always and forever be a wall with a crack. unless you tear it down and start over.

If i wrote down my thoughts more, i don't think i would be in the situation i am in now.

I drove J and P to the airport, and stopped on the way back at chickfila. There is nothing like night driving with chickfila in the passenger seat that really makes you think and feel everything as it is.

As i was reading my past posts, is it sad, or selfish, or righteious of me that i thought "I want to feel what it feels like to fall in love again." Will i ever feel that again? I must. Will it be me falling in love with T again? with C? or with someone new?

is this it for love? is love now a shitty apartment in central LA with terrible insulation and the ugliest grey walls? Is love dimming my light while you ferociously roar? is love continued work with the same person? or does love need to die to find it again? is love finding myself while in this relationship? Can i be who i want to while in this relationship? i'm not sure. I'm certainty not now. i'm tired and lost and clinging on to the bright light that is you. You shine so bright in so many ways that it is enough to make up for my dim flickery light.

[6stonemarykateolsen]

Dec 2023 // thoughts and feelings.

I was scrolling through social media. I saw that two of my acquaintances from high school got together and had a good time. It's so interesting to me how easily they have moved on from me and continue to act like I don't exist. It was no different in 2010 when I graduated high school. They forgot my existence even during my years of high school. I would see them together outside of school, again not inviting me. We had a huge fallout in 2014 over pictures and quotes. At the time, I was dealing with family issues and a guy friend who was dealing with his personal issues and seeking my friendship at the time. The qoutes helped me get through difficult times. Little did she know that at the time, she thought I was doing it on purpose and created tick tiks about me, and it continued in other forms, too, and still does, and it's almost 2024. Oh, and I didn't mention her and her mother sent a lovely police offer to my parents' house where I was living at the time. Ever since then, i have had a fear/ anxiety and panic attacks when I see police officers due to the mother and daughter duo. I'm not exactly sure what they're intend was because the lovely officer didn't do much he left, like within 10 minutes. I still think about it to this day. I have so many questions I'll never get answers to because she avoids me at all costs. I guess it truly showed her true colors. I often wonder if all that didn't happen would we still be friends.? I'll never know.

#struggles #anxious #friendship #fallouts #no longer friends #hatelove

[jackrussle]

Impulsively bought a Joan didion book during my yearly go inside of b&b and buy fangoria or ruemorgue if the issue is good(they were not) trip bc I couldn't find a single lesbian author I wanted to read in the store + I've been reading none stop men. I bought city of night by John rechy too since a podcaster I like qouted it and liked the qoute. And the sluts dennis cooper is waiting for me at the post office. I decided this summer that I can't say dennis cooper is good without owning 1 of his paper backs and I can't be an adult without a bathing suit top.

#the ruemorgue articles were interesting but the layouts werent good for collaging

[wonderfullynerdy]

[theinkeddragon]

Boss ask meme: 11 & 12 for Boss(es) of your choice

(sitting in dentists office so this is gonna be brief and it's not gonna be exact qoutes)

11. Ways they're similar

Boss - Autism & ADHD.

Knight - Autism & ADHD.

Lady - Autism.

Half jokes aside (We do all share that) me and Knight share heights & star signs, both Boss & I are ftm with an adoration for cats, and Lady has a tendency to fuck up what he's saying when speaking quickly

12. Ways they're different

Lady's colorblind, Knight can't cook, and Boss is much much more social than I am

#saints row #gow&r #goat ramblings #-knight- #-Boss- #-Lady- #IFORGOTTOADDTAGS