#the most powerful man ever

[mynabirb]

gossip buddies are an essential part of corporate work culture

#not a ship but man the inherent trust of giving someone your power source for a risky gamble #penacony from topaz's pov is the most mandatory team building event ever #just stuck in a hotel babysitting some minions while your co-worker tries to meet death and other assorted weirdos #honkai star rail #star rail #hsr aventurine #hsr topaz #penacony #my art #honkai star rail fanart

[kiraisukki]

dynamic duo 

patreon | apoia-se | ko-fi | prints

#chainsaw man #fanart #denji #power #THE MOST CHAOTIC DUO EVER #pochita

[hypostatic-oath]

I've started playing Honkai Star Rail and I love how dramatically silly it lets me be. So far I have stolen mail, searched garbage cans, entered a closet to become one with the darkness, waxed on about how life is just a road to death to a terrified guy (somehow that seemed to make him less terrified), bowed in respect to a dumpster, investigated an inconspicuous lamp so many times it got mad at me, investigated a trash can so many times it insulted me, and felt bad for two different trash cans and several sandbags (I believe my Trailblazer is going insane from putting up with me). All this not counting with the countless dialogue options with NPCs around the world that allowed me to be incredibly dramatic (think almost Fischl style) for no reason (you can bet I took them). However, I cannot jump or climb, and fights are turn-based... we respect our opponents in Star Rail (and die. A lot).

What I conclude from this is that while the Traveler has a moral code (and some standards) when dealing with interpersonal interactions but isn't bound by physical restrictions or conventions (stairs? The Traveler does not understand that concept. Fair fights? Please, they don't have time for that), the Trailblazer is the exact opposite. The physical rules may hold them but their only ties to social rules or convention so far have been March and Dan Heng saying "hey, maybe don't fight the guards" and "hey, you can't just accept random jobs".

It also might be because the Traveler is a thousand year old entity that has been through A Lot (has learnt the power of friendship, but is too tired to take the long route) and is on a serious mission while the Trailblazer was quite literally Born Yesterday with the sole purpose of housing a massive problem inside their body (walks and fights like a Normal Person bc they're mimicking everyone else, but is absolutely unhinged) and is just having fun with tjeir newfound existence.

Either way I love both of them and they're basically cryptids but in different ways.

#the Traveler gives off ''i'm too old for this'' enegry but also ''If I don't fix it who will'' #while the Trailblazer is the most chaotic neutral mf I've ever seen and I love them so much #hoyoverse mcs my beloved #When I started genshin I expected a soft game with silly moments and was instead met with pain #Also I love how powerful the traveler has become (I like to believe they're just recovering the power they used to have) #The Traveler holds the braincell between these two btw #I want to understand Star Rail lore better so I can write smth abt the two of them meeting in like a dream sequence kind of thing #when I started genshin I expected haha funny colorful game but was met with pain and post-apocaliptic worlds and cataclysms #when I started star rail I expected pain and apocalyptic worlds and cataclysms and was met with THE ABILITY TO BE SILLY #I CAN HIDE IN CLOSETS #fun fact: i started playing both games for the Hot Dragon Men #also: in mondstadt there's a goth hotel (the hotel is named goth but doesn't seem to have ties to goth culture) #and in star rail there is a goethe hotel that is pronouced rather similarly. both are family establishments and both are ran by an old man

[fleurdelait]

wowee what a cute lamb, i hope they’re not a leader of some powerful cult and the god of death themself!

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl fanart #cotl fandom #cotl lambert #except i like to think lambert is an ewe #cause there’s something funny about a cute little girl sheep being the most powerful god ever #narilamb #as well #cause man i’m sorry there was defo smth going on between them #god and vessel? ok buddy #whatever u wanna call ur fruity little shenanigans #🥀

[to-be-a-dreamer]

I will never not find it hilarious that one of Kaz's main skills is close-up magic like I know it's because it's good for pickpocketing and it shows how he always wants to know how things work so. Logically it makes sense for the character but it still makes me giggly and does not help him beat the "most dramatic bitch in Kerch" allegations. Funniest character detail in the history of ever please never make him stop

#truly i cannot explain why its so humorous to me but everytime he does it i get so tickled #same with the flash bomb trick he pulls on the darkling in the show #like yeah it makes sense and that is absolutely how that character would get out of that situation #but also that's the funniest shit i've ever seen mans really pulled the cheesiest trick in the book on the most powerful person alive #and it WORKED #kaz brekker #six of crows #shadow and bone #grishaverse

[fantastic-nonsense]

thinking about the 'load-bearing event' post and how nearly the entire post-1990s Bat mythos rests on No Man's Land happening, and it getting punted out of canon when the reboot happened irreparably fucked over both the "Batfamily" as a concept and multiple character dynamics until Death Metal/Infinite Frontier re-canonized it last year

#batman #batfam #dc comics #No Man's Land was literally THE Batman event. EVERYTHING about the Bat mythos post-2000 hinged on NML's consequences & fallout #it re-organized Gotham's power structure‚ kickstarted Ivy's redemption arc‚ introduced Cass‚ and was the first true 'Batfamily' event #not to mention it tied both Dick and Barbara back to Gotham in ways they previously hadn't been #established Huntress as an actual Player™ #gave an avenue for the comics to properly introduce Harley Quinn #and led to MASSIVE character growth and changes for Tim and Steph #is it really any surprise that the Bat books ALL felt like they were missing something vital from 2011-2020 #when one of the most important events that ever happened to them was de-canonized?

[transmasccofee]

thinking yet again about Saiki‘s’s final choice in the series being “I’d rather live with my powers than die without them” bc that is seriously the single best ending of a disability narrative I’ve seen. Fuck.

#The thing people don’t tell u about being physically disabled #Is that you’ll see the physically abled people in your life start to view you as something tragic #And while they rarely say it when it comes down to things #They think you’re better dead than disabled. That you’d be happier put out of your misery. #Even with stories involving disabled characters (If we’re anything beyond a background diversity shot which is… rare) #It’s about “curing” or “overcoming” your disability which is I guess a nice sentiment but most of us won’t ever do that #Saiki doesn’t do either of those things #He wants to be cured and briefly thinks he is but then it’s discovered that he Cant be cured bc his powers are part of the whole of him #He doesn’t ever overcome them either #He just puts his glasses back on and decides that if it means he can live another day then he’ll continue to deal with them #And his powers are progressive #And that’s a thing weighing on him but it’s never treated like a death sentence #It’s just something he has to and will deal with #And it sucks but what else is he gonna do #It’s just. Aughhhhh. Aaaaaauuuuughhhhhhhhh…….. #This post was brought to u by a man grieving his own mobility #physically disabled #physical disability #saiki k

[irregularbillcipher]

bill cipher is the character ever. he swears in cartoon sound effects. he has beef with a baby. he didn't know what colors were until he was like at least 27. he's the most powerful being to ever visit earth. he only exists in dreams. he's an alcoholic. he's a victorian. he almost certainly worked retail. he doesn't know about his own gender. he also doesn't care about his own gender. he's depressed. he likes silly straws. he knows everything. he's stupid as shit. he thinks that normal is just a setting on a washing machine. he's touchy about his sides being uneven. he's a flatland oc. he's owned by disney. he responds to "willy." he thinks in all caps. he has a reddit account

#i always think it's really funny when people rewatch gravity falls and are like 'oh bill is uh. kinda stupid' like yeah!!!!!!!!! #that's why he rocks so much!!!! he's just a pathetic little man with a manipulative streak and godlike powers banking on the sales skills h #was forced into learning as a flatlander!!! he's so uncool in every way and that's why he's great!!!!! #his whole plan is just 'manipulate people a bunch so i can throw the sickest rager with my pals because i'm a repressed victorian' #which is DELIGHTFUL! it makes him one of the most funny characters ever #also i purposefully put 'touchy about his sides being uneven' next to 'flatland oc' for a reason #another url i considered was irregularbillcipher so. that's my highly specific hc of the day

[lousolversons]

Ismael Cruz Córdova as Arondir in Series 1 of The Rings Of Power

#tropedit #lotredit #the rings of power #arondir #ismael cruz cordova #tvedit #most beautiful man ever tbh jfc

[lok1needsahug]

i just call it “fox effect”

#the fic was just the most mouth watering smutty and angsty thing i ever read #literally had a whole enemies to lovers with him #and i am still under a train for him #like no man can use me if he’d ask me to wash his speeder with my tongue i would agree without complain #idk why he has such a power on me but its ok #i lost interest in real man for him #i guess also my aroace ass has a part in this #commander fox #and he has no idea of how much power he have over the fandom #guess ima just write my own oc x fox angst #cc 1010 #we stand commander fox here #we ship clones with characters just because we cant have em #clone wars #star wars the clone wars #star wars #incorrect star wars

[fearandhatred]

not to push my loser crowley agenda but once they've made up and aziraphale goes to kiss him he should be absolutely floored. gobsmacked. dumbstruck

they'll be standing around the bookshop or something maybe half drunk and aziraphale will start walking towards him and crowley will just get flustered immediately. starts stammering walking backwards stumbles almost trips looks frantically everywhere but aziraphale and then once he has his back against a bookshelf and can't move anymore he's just like Ummmmmmmm 😳 and obviously aziraphale is highly amused at this whole thing and says something along the lines of "it's just me" and crowley's like hng. mmmmnnhhhhh. hhhhhh

#fearandhatred #hope y'all know that the vision of this i have in my head is of a cartoon crowley #so he's a lil dumb and stupid just how i like them #crowley in the show: is kinda cool maybe. has powers and is hot #crowley in my head: is the most pathetic loser man thing you have ever laid eyes kn #but also cool #good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #crowley #aziraphale

[greeenchrysanthemums]

Hhhmmm I am thinking of a dungeon meshi au for the NHO in which Etho is a tall-man mage, Beef is a bull beastkin, Bdubs is a dwarf, and Doc is a centaur of some kind...

The group journeys too deep and end up fighting a dragon and Etho gets eaten by the beast right after using a teleportation spell to send the rest of them out of the dungeon, just like in the series itself.

Iskall would be the Senshi-like character who lives in the dungeon, I think. He knows everything there is to know about the dungeon and is more than willing to help them retrieve Etho. He is also a dwarf.

Canaries Gem, Pearl, False, and Grian...

Cleo taking the Kabru role...

Mad soccer/Dungeon master Scar...

#ethoslab #docm77 #vintagebeef #bdoubleo100 #nho #hermitcraft #i have not thought past these basic ideas and probably never will #but I share it with you all to do as you please #hmmm imaging Etho as a giant monster like Falin and wondering what beast would work best as his lower half #a giant fox-dragon with multiple tails would be awesome #but the same beast that Falin was would look so cool for Etho as well.... #you see I simply make aus #i rarely ever actually write for them unless I latch on to them greatly #like with the GG au #it is a rare exception #this au is morgan approved #i had thought of elven etho but tall-man felt the most right #i like it when etho is just...a guy #a very powerful guy. but just a guy #well now a monster #dungeon meshi spoilers #<i suppose anyway. i dont know how well known monster falin is

[ferhog]

RG33′s skits really got me shipping Power and Kobeni.

#Chainsaw man #csm power #kobeni #powbeni? #kobower? #This might just be the most effort I've ever put into fanart...

[todayisafridaynight]

hijikata caps ft todo from the end of chapter 6 because im trying so hard to be normal and im failing miserably

#spoilers #ishin spoilers #snap chats #hijikata toshizo #yoshitaka mine #HES JUST SO HANDSOME #also yeah i do get my shinsengumi lookin like the power rangers #of course i gave mine the tojo haori im predictable #ESP after kashiwagi gonna killer after someone talks piss bout adachi like Ok. Homosexual #not the main point Point Is im sorry that mine's the most handsome man to ever be generated and im sorry i know that fact #he's just perfect i love his fact so much why did they put the entire budget into his face its so perfect #WHEN HE GLARES girls i die

[lifemod17]

No because he was actually insane for this! The whole song really, but this part?? Andrew. You cheeky mf.

#the fucking pearl rosary line #look me in the eyes and tell me 'moments silence (common tongue)' is not his sluttiest song #YOU CAN'T #it's also the most hozier song ever because of course he's still addressing all the things wrong in the govt #but like it's still about receiving head #THE DUALITY OF MAN #of Andrew specifically 😂 #hozier #moments silence (common tongue) #nina cried power EP #<- BUT SOON IT'S GONNA BE ON THE WASTELAND BABY! DELUXE #!!!! #andrew hozier byrne #the man that you are #wastelandposting

[divadarcy]

I can’t believe people are hating on Ryan now for being comforted that at least one person (who happens to be his literal dad) thinks that him killing his mum wasn’t on purpose 💀

Ryan was sheltered his whole life and the one time he tries to use his (untrained) powers he ends up killing the person he was trying to protect. To any normal person this was obviously a horrific accident but also not his fault. You can hate Homelander all you want but not everything he says is automatically wrong and the reason Ryan is with him is because butcher failed. You cannot blame a kid for choosing the person he believes will give him more love and security, especially when he has absolutely no context for any of the rest of it

#I don’t blame becca I think she was basically right but I think everyone involved was at least naive to let that kind of power go unchecked #and also to think that the worlds most pathetic man ™ wouldn’t immediately go after them when he found out #no offence to butcher but I don’t care about your man pain #fridging a female character TWICE only for the male character to learn nothing EVER is not good writing sorry #get over yourself i swear to god #anyway I’m sure next season will destroy any hl ryan character development but til then it is what it is #ryan made the most logical choice for the position he’s in #he just needed someone to say they didn’t hate him #the boys #the boys spoilers #Homelander #ryan butcher #? #ryan lander lmao #anti butcher #I suppose.. at least some of the tags are a bit