I will never get over Neil telling Andrew he wanted to see him lose control because 1. It's hot as hell and 2. Everyone else thinks Andrew is already out of control and Neil is the only one who knows how much he holds back everyday. How hard he works to try not to feel anything at all and all Neil wants is for Andrew to let it all out
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Kevin, setting down a card: Queen of hearts.
Andrew, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Neil, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Nicky, holding a deck of go-fish cards: go fish
Aaron, horrified, shaking, confused: what are we playing..?
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how do the monsters have money. nicky owns a house. none of them have jobs. none of them have parents. they're all broke (except for neil but that man isn't touching his quarter mil) yet they can afford to go clubbing and buy drugs and groceries and clothes. where is their money coming from
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Anyways i think we should explore Andrew’s misogyny and we should explore Nicky kissing Neil without the latter’s consent and we should explore Aaron and Jack’s homophobia and we should explore Neil’s selfishness and we should explore Kevin’s bitchiness and we, actually, should explore all these negative trauma responses instead of screaming and wailing and erasing them. Fruit.
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Andrew joining the foxes:
(art I found on Pinterest from @kniivila)
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council meeting about neil josten
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the foxes as animal memes i have saved:
kevin day:
wymack to andrew:
neil josten bc:
aaron anytime neil even breathes:
andrew bc he’s a single mother of four:
nicky finding out about andreil:
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Random guilty likes of the monsters:
Aaron: My Little Pony (not in a brony way, he's just a horse boy at heart)
Nicky: screamo music
Kevin: ice skating
Andrew: Neil and probably fries with chocolate
Neil: life
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hc Andrew made a "baby book" for The Monsters and gave it to Wymack when he went to Easthaven
Kevin cannot be alone ever. He is allowed to think he is alone, but watch him from afar
Neil is not allowed to go anywhere without his phone
Nicky is very touchy. Do not let him tell you that he needs a cuddle buddy. He has a weighted blanket. He is fine. Do not succumb to his tears.
Aaron gets very grumpy anytime he is awake. There is nothing you can do about this. Cope.
Kevin and Aaron are not allowed to drink unsupervised. Nicky probably shouldn't but he will anyway.
Neil does not need to go on a run every morning. Keep him on a leash if you have to
and then Neil and Kevin add to it
Andrew is a needy drunk. He does not get drunk for this reason only
Andrew needs snuggles early in the morning
Do not go near Andrew when he is eating. He will bite you
Keep his nails short so he can not use them as weapons
Keep his nails painted and lollipops in his bag (oral fixation ಠ︵ಠ)
Sometimes he bites. So does Aaron. We don't know why
If he threatens you, flick him on the head. This will disorient him long enough for you to run
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